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Crime / Re: Court Jails Woman Over β‚¦β€Ž2 Billion Ponzi Scheme Fraud by deanoffaculty: 9:46am On Jun 14
Karemarealty288:

https://punchng.com/court-jails-woman-over-n2bn-ponzi-scheme-fraud/
Bleep Nigeria!! Nigeria is a nonsense country! Nigeria na joke!
Where is the picture of this woman?
All those thieves who are influential and have top connections, they will never show their pictures to the public. Meanwhile, poor yahoo boy doing his thing in a coded way or someone that steals goat or android phones, they will circulate their pictures all over social media platforms and newspapers.

If you believe this woman has been jailed, you can believe anything. This woman must have been swapped with another poor woman who has no connections. This is the truth all our security agencies will never tell you. Some of us know the game!!!

Thunder faya all those thieves using high class connections to cover their tracks. ⚑ ⚑
Crime / Re: Female Hired Killer Used Hijab Disguise In Attempt To Kill Birmingham Family by deanoffaculty: 2:15pm On Jun 13
doggedfighter:
undecided


Father and son plot to assassinate .

How does a father collaborate with a son to plan murder probably after praying 5 times and reading Quran


Hiring a hijabed hit woman.
Na their way......

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Romance / Re: Whom Will You Marry Between These 2? by deanoffaculty: 2:12pm On Jun 13
lekkyy:
Whom will you marry between these two?
None!!
Marriage is not by emotions...
Religion / Re: Idowu Iluyomade Resigns Pastoral Appointment With RCCG by deanoffaculty: 7:51am On Jun 09
Lanre1st:


It's a business venture now, it brings huge revenue to Adeboye
Chairman, you are only looking but not seeing.
Revenue? How exactly?
You guyz will just draw conclusions on the surface. Adeboye is running his race to Heaven and you guyz are busy criticizing. Leave Adeboye and "work out your own salvation with fear and trembling". Focus!!!

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Religion / Re: Idowu Iluyomade Resigns Pastoral Appointment With RCCG by deanoffaculty: 7:46am On Jun 09
AdesegunSanni89:
This man should go further and convert that VI church into his own ministry. Redeem likes to use and dump. Oga no gree for them o
I feel your pain but try and get to the root of the matter before passing judgement on the church. This man resigned willingly and not under compulsion. He may have his personal reasons for doing that which could be connected or unconnected with happenings in the city of David. Don't forget that the man fell ill seven years and his sickness was hypertension related.

Let's all calm down and hear from this man before condemning RCCG or anyone.

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Sports / Austin J.j.okocha by deanoffaculty: 8:45pm On Jun 08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjlaseX6JZk?si=4uS6zyNsLOY0iGJ9
Ever since Austin J.J.Okocha retired from professional football, Super Eagles of Nigeria has been struggling with midfield and the Jersey number 10 ,also no "Utility" player has surfaced since then.
Personally, I have not seen any current super eagles player who can hold ball like JJ. A guy who played with passion and enjoyed himself in the field. Not all these players who played on the field to gain attention or followers on social media platforms. If JJ were to be a white man or came from a white man country like Messi, CR7, etc....he would have been a "god of football". Because of racism, he was not given world best player..... daylight robbery!

Remembering a living legend...... AUSTIN J.J.Okocha.

As for me, he is G.O.A.T.!
Celebrities / Re: James Brown Visits Bobrisky In Kirikiri Prison by deanoffaculty: 9:21am On Jun 08
God1000:

Two of Dem too worwor......
James Brown neck long like Cobra.
Bob Risky just dey mortal wey Dem take dey pound yam.

Confused boys!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Has Dinner With Davido In Atlanta, USA by deanoffaculty: 7:35pm On Jun 07
justnaijagist12:
Portable have dinner with davido in Atlanta, USA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73-lNkDfDdw?si=NdfnkHr8HDQYP7Af



https://lifestyle.thecable.ng/davido-takes-portable-out-for-dinner-in-us-gifts-him-dior-shoes/new_tab/amp/
Take it or leave it!..... portable has a special grace.
Condemn him from morning till night, he will always be himself.
Criticize him about his character, he is still loved.
Arrest him everyday, he will still pull crowd and fans dey like vitamin C.
The guy is not fake.....he is a real guy!
Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: I Can't Afford To Pay N100000 To Each Of My 4 Drivers - SGF Akume by deanoffaculty: 10:15am On Jun 07
alsudan:
Look as this useless Asha Bugu Gulder guzzling drunk that has Guzzled Nigeria's money since 1999.

From Governor, to 3 terms in the Senate, then Minister and now SGF while his wife is a serving HoR member, but somehow can't pay his staff 100k.

E no go better for Akume, him friend Thiefninbuu and anything APC.
I beg no curse the man na......but AMEN mixed with FIRE go do the job.
The man na werey.
Music/Radio / Re: Remembering The Life And Times Of Whitney Houston(Pictures & Video) by deanoffaculty: 6:20pm On Jun 03
DaddyRochie1642:
Whitney Houston is Miles ahead of Celine Dion,
Celine Dion cannot even tie Whitney Houston's show laces,

Fools that don't understand music like to compare Whitney Houston and Celine Dion.
I agree with you in a way.
Stage performance,she will bench Celine Dion back-to-back. Celine Dion no fit pitch where Whitney Houston dey.

#TeamWhitneyHouston

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Music/Radio / Re: Remembering The Life And Times Of Whitney Houston(Pictures & Video) by deanoffaculty: 6:13pm On Jun 03
JackDaAlienz:

Say NO to drugs like crack, heorin, molly

Only smoke natural weed from God...

Genesis 9:8
Even the green herbs I have given unto you

Even her daughter too had drugs related issues 2years after her demise. We never heard of her daughter again. I think the girl died.....I'm not too sure.

Thingz dey happen.
Music/Radio / Re: Remembering The Life And Times Of Whitney Houston(Pictures & Video) by deanoffaculty: 6:05pm On Jun 03
Racoon:
Gone But Never Forgotten! 12 Years Ago, We Lost The Greatest Singer Of All Time - WhitneyHouston( August 9, 1963 - February 11, 2012 ).



https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02GY8YnKaNiyCWPsfjmKiv4zamFbXUUZQQRdHCt4YSRapTJPDarDGrQDX8ZXQeCYCJl&id=100094473930062&post_id=100094473930062_pfbid02GY8YnKaNiyCWPsfjmKiv4zamFbXUUZQQRdHCt4YSRapTJPDarDGrQDX8ZXQeCYCJl&mibextid=Nif5oz
Whitney Houston.....my babe that year.
My fav hit album "I go to the Rock". Whitney can pitch many times in a song and still come back to the original key. Legendary!!!

Rest on Whitney Houston!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Old Relics: Which Of These Are You Familiar With? by deanoffaculty: 8:57am On May 31
Namaster:
It's time to STOP this!

Threads like this inspire nostalgia. Someone like Tinubu may read it and decide to bring back a DEAD song.

P.S. Balloon is not a relic.

P.P.S "Old relics" is a tautology. Relic already means old.
I agree with you.
That's the more reason they are bringing old National Anthem on board.
Old!!
Old!!!
Old!!!!
Politics / Re: Profile: Lillian Jean William, British Woman Who Wrote Nigeria's National Anthem by deanoffaculty: 8:33am On May 31
sulakishop:
We always prefer foreign stuffs. What happen to the Nigerian made anthem
Na still that "inferiority complex" thingz...

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Culture / Re: Igbo Day Celebration In Berlin, Germany (photos, Video) by deanoffaculty: 11:13am On May 25
MP3GAGAdotCOM:

They nearly killed him for aiding the fulanis in their rubbish against his people, he get luck sha..
Igbo Kwenu!!
No be even the celebration but this babe is BIANCAFUL!

Celebrities / Re: Mohbad Was Using My Glory - Mohbad's Dad Speaks (Video) by deanoffaculty: 11:09am On May 25
royalwax2:
I think this man needs to be questioned again.
Is that why he bought a small size casket and forced his son's neck in it before burial?
Hmmmm....
Properties / Re: 'Yahoo Boys Are The Cause Of Rent Hike In Ikorodu, Bogije, Lakowe, Mowe' by deanoffaculty: 11:04am On May 25
nlfpmod:


Lola Okunrin
No be only Ikorodu.....na everywhere!! All the 36 states + FCT .

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Romance / Re: These Are The Things I Consider Better Than Sex(photos Included) by deanoffaculty: 11:02am On May 25
Infolenka:
Food is better than sex
Na lie! Food gives energy to knack kpekus . You can't separate food from sex. Food is sweet.....sex is sweeter!!
OP shey na sex doll you dey date? Or dem don cut your anaconda?
All these Elon Musk breeds sef.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Martin Neumaier: German Politician Licking Toilet Seat & Smearing Poo by deanoffaculty: 12:05pm On May 18
ShoeGetSize:


https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/wannabe-politician-kills-career-sick-32826343?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target
Village people have decided to migrate to Europe ......... πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ .
Village elders are upgrading their activities to International level. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
Health / Re: Heat-Waves Kill 200 People In Adamawa In 2 Weeks by deanoffaculty: 12:03pm On May 18
ManirBK:


https://dailytrust.com/heat-waves-kill-200-in-adamawa-in-2-weeks/
I will never fall for figures in this country.
Pictures, videos, graves, etc would have be more informative than write-ups.
This figure could be another means of sucking relief funds from Federal Government.

That's how Nigerian Army will come out and tell Nigerians that they have killed over 5k bandits and terrorists...... meanwhile banditry and terrorism increases day-to-day.

Nigeria na PS..... PlayStation!!!!!!

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Romance / Re: Today I Was Surprised To Know About Infibulation. by deanoffaculty: 9:25pm On May 13
oldguyman:
What surprised you today?
Today I was surprised to know about infibulation. You may be wondering what is infibulation ? No need to worry. see below:


It is the practice of removing the clitoris and labia of a girl or woman and sewing the edge of the vulva to prevent intercourse. This is complete shaving of the vagina and stitches to prevent the girl from having sex.

The vagina is sealed, leaving a small hole through which the girl can menstruate or urinate.

The girl's leg was bound with a rope for days to allow the wound to heal. The wound usually takes between 15 and 40 days to heal. During this time, the girl's legs are tied and she cannot move.

Basically, the stitches are made so that the husband can open them again on the wedding night so that he can have an intimate relationship with her. Imagine someone opening a stitch and immediately having sex with her.

Imagine the pain, I mean intense pain!!!

Imagine the traumatic experience, the pain that the girl will go through.

Isn't it better to let him decide whether to marry a virgin than to do that?

During birth, many women require repeated incisions because the vagina is too small for the baby to pass through.

It also causes urinary tract infections, fistulas and infertility in women.

The worst part is that women in Africa do this. I think this is where feminism should start.

It should be fought for African feminists and not about who should wash the dishes or cook or other irrelevant issues.

For your information, it is still practiced in some parts of Africa.

According to research, it was also practiced in North America, Australia and New Zealand.

It's heartbreaking

Girls do not deserve this abuse for being girls.

And the most curious thing is that no ideological movement has even tried to raise this issue or even talk about it.

Tinubulation or wetin you call am sef?

This is too harsh na. Sewing the edge of vulva alone is suicidal.
I don't want to even imagine the severe pain.
Sports / Re: Pictures Of Mini Stadia Being Renovated In Lagos. by deanoffaculty: 3:09pm On May 12
allen113:
How true is this picture below please? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Make nobody mention me ooh, I no go reply πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Chai!! See as you dey mess my boys ...
We no go gri!
Final prediction: Man U 2 - 4 Arsenal fc

This match go shock all Man U fans.

Up Gunners!!
Politics / Re: One Shot As Soldiers Break Out Of Crowded Cells, Protest Poor Feeding In Sokoto by deanoffaculty: 7:48am On May 12
dangermouse:
Spechless
In Michael Jackson's voice ....."speechless"

I gaskiyally don't know what to say.

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Health / Re: My story: Masturbation Causes Gonorrhoea (graphic Image) by deanoffaculty: 8:45pm On May 11
Las las.....

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Manchester City (0 - 4) - On 11th May 2024 by deanoffaculty: 12:20pm On May 11
Omooba77:
Matchday 37
Fulham Vs Man city
Final score : Fulham 4 - 1 Man city

Cartoon Network prediction
πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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Health / Re: Help, Thick Yellow Discharge From Penis Despite No Sex For Weeks(graphic Image) by deanoffaculty: 9:04am On May 11
Scientists:


Seun
Fergie001
Mynd44

Come and help my life
It's no big deal!! I have a medical solution for you....but let me see the picture. Send the picture first and I will tell you the next step.
Politics / Re: Soludo's Wife, Nonye Showcases Her Gymnastics Skills, Urges Everyone to Keep Fit by deanoffaculty: 8:33am On May 11
IzunnaOkafor:
Soludo's Wife Showcases Her Gymnastics Skills, Urges Everyone to Eat Well, Keep Fit


By Izunna Okafor, Awka

The wife of Anambra State Governor, Mrs. Nonye Soludo has showcased her expertise and skillfulness as a gymnast.

Mrs. Soludo, who is the Founder of a health tips promotion and awareness campaign NGO β€” Healthy Living with Nonye Soludo β€” took to her official social media page on Friday, May 10, to display her skills in the field of gymnastics through photos of her weekend exercise session.

The First Lady, also called on the members of the public to always remember to keep fit; while also urging them to eat well and live healthier, to be the best version of themselves.

β€œIt’s Friday! Always remember, every day is another chance to get Stronger, eat Better, live Healthier and to be the best version of you,” she wrote.
Na pesin wey chop bellefull dey keep fit or hit gym.

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Crime / Re: Leah Sharibu Married To Two Boko Haram Leaders, Now Has Two Kids – 'repentant' T by deanoffaculty: 9:43am On May 09
MMWandali:
May it not be well with Buhari and APC

A girl abandoned cos of her faith/belief
Amem!! But stop cursing PMB and APC....
Amem.....
Sports / Re: Man Brings Calabash To Bet Shop So He Can Win A Bet (Video) by deanoffaculty: 9:39am On May 09
ebukajay184:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwB5BQXed_k?si=kzyoLN5G8q1iDBqN
In Raymond Reddington's voice "If your plan is not working out, look the other way and don't get killed" #Blacklist

Make una free my guy. Im no fit do yahoo+, banditry, kidnapping, etc.....
Crime / Re: Christopher Gilbert Pushed Into A Lake By His Friends Makes Remarkable Recovery by deanoffaculty: 8:11am On May 08
immortalcrown:
Rescued! Thanks to the guy that intervened.

Imagine if the victim is the other gender and the culprit is a male. Many media houses will repeatedly broadcast it for weeks and many streets will be flooded with protesters. Even celebrities will use it to engage fans. A world of bias. Males face more gender discrimination than females do. But the society claims otherwise.
Oil dey ya head!!
I've come to realize that crime and other unlawful acts favours women more than men, not only in Nigeria but all over the globe.
I recently watched a skit where a lady was hitting a guy with belt in a restaurant and everyone said nothing. Immediately they switched and the guy start beating the lady, everyone started talking and wanted to beat the guy.
Another example is Bobrisky. If Bobrisky were to be a lady and did surgery to be a man, the noise wouldn't have been like this.

Unbalanced equation everywhere!!
Family / Re: Married Woman Seeks Advice After Mistakenly Sleeping With Neighbor For Money by deanoffaculty: 3:54pm On May 06
Fineman2:
MARRIED WOMAN SEEKS ADVISE AFTER MISTAKENLY SLEEPING WITH NEIGHBOR FOR FINANCIAL AID


Family Matters on Splash105.5FM Ibadan

https://www.facebook.com/61550192202878/posts/pfbid0m8FfiBb5N5CRYoi59qX7NdrQT4gXBTikn3WGqGMfurur9UjPeRwVW4VEh5Yxexxgl/?app=fbl
The word "mistakenly" is the only thing I don't like about this story. You Bleep be say you Bleep....which one be "mistakenly"?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Congress Passes Bill That Will Censor The Bible As Antisemitic by deanoffaculty: 9:38am On May 02
AuschwitzPrefec:
The ADL has been pushing this for years but finally they have the most stupid and most compromised Congress and Republican idiots to pass this bill.

The entire bill proposes to criminalise criticizing the Jews.

The bill is a total slap on the US first amendment and also infringes on freedom of worship and separation of Church from State, as the bill, if it becomes law, will require the New Testament be edited to suit Jewish censors , thus tampering with the faith itself.

The section the Jews want erased is any reference of Jews killing Christ or having any thing to do with His execution.

If you were ever in doubt whom the antichrist is , know that it is the Sanhedrain of the Synagogue of Satan.

Here is the reference of quoting the Bible that Jews killed Jesus:

Using the symbols and images associated with classic antisemitism (e.g., claims of Jews killing Jesus or blood libel) to characterize Israel or Israelis.


In the above text , "Symbols" refers to the New Testament texts that records how Jews had Jesus murdered.

This is just the begining..
Jews have hated the New Testament and Christians for ages. They are the only ones who have continued to push for the New Testament to be banned.

But I know their reasons for passing this bill which will make it mandatory for them censor and redact the New Testament goes beyond the reference to Christ's arraignment before Pilate , His prosecution and eventual condemnation by the mob of Jews led by Caiphas. This bill wants the entire New Testament banned because in that compilation of holy texts is a book that exposes the incoming Jewish Messiah as the antichrist and great deceiver. The book of Revelation is happening in real time currently and the building of the third Temple is testament that Jews will be the ones pushing the great tribulation on the church because the entire premise of modern day Judaism is to destroy and eliminate Christianity. Their antichrist is expected to destroy the church and cleanse the earth of Christians . This is what is in their Talmud.

Speaking of the Talmud, this is by far the most vile piece of literature ever conceived by human hands. This is a book that calls for total genocide of Christians , enslavement of Gentiles , rape of gentile women and children and even has an entire chapter blaspheming against Christ .

The idiots in Washington who voted for this bill did not see the Talmud but they are doing the bidding of the Jewish pay masters and blackmailers to give Jews the authority to censor , redact and ban Christian text from being included in the Bible and being referenced in churches or any where else.


I hope all you Zionist Christians will wake up sooner and see who the real enemies of the church are.
I knew this will happen when Joe Biden declared Easter day as TRANSGENDER day.
Pope sef dey support LGBTQ.
wetin con remain?

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