I will just switch off my phone and enjoy my meal......I no fit kill myself.

naptu2:


https://thenationonlineng.net/im-not-a-kidnapper-but-an-armed-robber-says-abuja-notorious-kidnapper/

Na become say Dem no take beatings redesign your face.....you still get mouth to talk.

dre11:
— Two suspects arrested



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/01/ondo-civil-servant-slumps-dies-in-hotel-after-s3x-romp-with-girlfriend/

3 gunshots salute to our fallen Hero who died in active service....

Goalnaldo:
Yesterday was the first time I watched this years AFCON and boy, Nigeria where playing rubbish

They always play Rubbish but I think luck has always been friendly to them.

devilmaycry:
He might be falsely accused.
Some people may just want to bring him down.

But if he is guilty. Uncle blokos should be burnt

True! He might be falsely accused but in most cases, the so called "Men of God" has a kind of "congregational immunity"(according to my English.... laughs). Most church members are being brainwashed in Nigeria, even Africa. Even when a so called "Man of God" is commiting sins or doing the wrong thing , congregation will still be thinking he or she is being led the the Holy Spirit. Call any member to testify against their pastor in church, they won't. They don't even know scriptures but they only do what their pastor tells them to do. Instead, they build " wall of Jericho" around their pastors and shield him like a god.
There was a scenario sometimes ago in a WhatsApp group chat. A Pastor's daughter of about 2 years mistakenly typed "gfshhdjhdhejhegggvvfx" and group members started responding "I claim it", "amen","it is done", etc. They thought pastor was speaking in tongues and he was in the spirit.
.......many things about all these "men of God " Sha.

HRMK:
HOW MANY OF SUCH CRIMINALS HAVE BEEN KILLED IN LAST TWO OR THREE DECADES?NONE!THEY RESUME TAKING FREE FOOD AT THE CELLS WHILE THE LAW ABIDING CITIZENS CONTINUE CONTINUE TO LIVE IN HUNGER!!

Oil dey your head!!
People don't really know the game behind all these "death sentence" palava.
At times they will go and look for those awaiting trials for donkey years or forgotten ones or those without connection or something and swap them with the original criminals.
Nigeria na PlayStation.....if you know, you know!

Naija my country!
When rich commits crime, poor will be swapped and they will be sent to jail or be given death sentence.
When rich commits crime, their names will not be mentioned. The poor on the other hand will have their names written boldly on newspaper headlines.
Rich sees money and power and immunity to get away with crime but poor is always the pawn in the game like chess.
Rich fuels the judiciary with money and fame but poor cannot breath in the atmosphere of intimidation.

omoredia:
In Africa the people that cause the problem will also claim to have found the solution

Don't mind them...

Biodun556:

https://www.legit.ng/business-economy/energy/1574208-proud-dangote-refinery-chooses-distributor-marketers-line-enrol/#:~:text=The%20seven%20significant%20marketers%20include,Total%20Nigeria%2C%20and%20NNPC%20Retail.

Mr.Dangote, your address don dey plenty pass letter. Leave all these stories and start the real distribution business. All these marketers have enrolled since last year and it's not a breaking news.

BrodaBenad:
How can this be illegal mining?
in the centre of a city

Something is fishy

There's even a crater like the one formed from a dropped bomb

Don't believe anything in this Country....... NIGERIA IS A PLAYSTATION!!!
Something is not only fishy but meaty and crayfishy.

TheBrotherhood:
Now you may swallow your bride?

Vampire kiss
E con be like say the guy wan suck blood.

Authoreety:
We need results not showbiz

I dey tell you.
The question is : Is it necessary to showcase all these? This idea is not even a security ethic. You don't reveal your strategies to enemies.
NYPD will never show their drones or equipments to the public.

Odewaleadesoye:


DAILY POST

Seun don "Association of Attention seekers".....
What 'weed' cannot do, does not exist!

TheBrotherhood:
Just a question?

The biggest mistake anyone can make is putting me in charge of meat to fry 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Even ripe plantain.....as I dey peel am, I dey chop am before frying.

HopeSpencer:
Political appointees always see their posts as opportunities to make money. It seems Tinubu wants to change the narrative.

Exactly!!
Another thing is that most of these guys worked for the previous administration and there's a need for another person to occupy the office. "Chop dey go your house make another pesin chop" thing.

Botragelad:


Source:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.timesofindia.com/india/indian-navy-vigilant-on-hijacked-ship-with-indian-crew-near-somalia/amp_articleshow/106562196.cms

I think Indian is up to something these days. This would be like 3rd time in the last 12months. The have even increased their military budget lately. Something is cooking.

Glimpsetv:
Nigeria is absent from the list as PornHub reveals the top 20 countries by viewership in 2023. Grateful for Christ, we appreciate our journey towards a closer connection with God.

Ukraine wey dey fight war still dey watch porn
😂 😂 😂
Gallant Ukrainians on pornhub!!

AderonkeOlaniyi:
Thunder fire Reno Omokiri blockos!!!

Make una no blame Reno
Reno don stake high and na Manchester United match cut the ticket.....E dey pain am
😂 😂 😂

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I wonder o ...
Reno don stake high but one game don cut the ticket......e dey pain am. 😂 😂

Dilijingsly:
Just two babies, the breast are now skiny, i don't want to cheat on my wife. What must i do to make it firm or even bigger.

File Photo used for illustration

I won't say anything until you post the picture of your wife's chest.
Let us analyse her chest for possible solutions.
#Botched
#Botched
#Botched

athaboi:
Foolish Nigeria security agency without good training.... what exactly were they doing there without proper caution for possible danger considering the deadly position of boko Haram. And he was busy taking pictures to go and post on social media... this are the people you are waiting for to come and secure Nigeria??

So if the deceased were to be your brother, you would have said this right?

Blame FG for not funding security with adequate equipments like Explosive/landmine detector, surveillance 3D land drones, Anti-explosives wear, etc.
If there is a provision for adequate funding of military and paramilitary to get necessary field equipments, training will be inevitable.
At least before military or paramilitary squads will go to red-zone , land robotic drones would have gone their first to detect landmines or explosives while the force squad maintain a safe distance like 50meters and above.

nairalandkachy1:

https://leadership.ng/tcn-confirms-destruction-of-3-towers-on-maiduguri-damaturu-line/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2Ve4WwzouTwiGYG6XDF-SN62OfHchv0IX1iMMPe5Q_7oFt3fx3zUl7Nxg

Pix of late nscdc personnel

This is the more reason why Northern part of Nigeria will always be backward in everything, including their indigenes.
They keep destroying amenities that would have given them what is takes to see the world. They will now come out and start crying that FG is segregating them.

R.I.P to Nuru....rest on gallant!

OlawaleBammie:
Ok, with the thought that I will be traveling for the yuletide vacation very soon, so I went to a vendor to get some items to cook my usual concoction rice, everything were going smoothly (tho not as expected) until I was given this baby skumbia for 1k..

Normal normal wetin dey for this one body wey a wan eat biko?? I just kuku buy four eggs join to augment the package


My fellow concoctionists please update me, e don red reach like this for ur cribs??

This fish na 1k?
Na wa o!
Jesus Christ must have thought of Nigeria in John 19:27 when he said ".......it is finished".
Nigeria don finish 😂 😂
Na to date mammy water sure pass o....make we dey see fish chop
😂 😂 😂

GreaterFuture:
Why is this interior minister Olubunmi Tunji ojo always receiving serious praises everytime online, as if things are actually working excellent, whereas they are not?
Specifically regarding getting international passports, fast smoothly, without paying a single bribe... the key area that most of us masses are concerned with

OTO made serious changes in the last 4months in all nooks of Ministry of Interior. If Nigerians are not getting results in respect to International passport processing and issuance, they won't praise him. Of all the current ministers in BAT's cabinet, OTO stands out.
What is your point exactly? Share your experience or what you feel is not right.
I read his achievement in the past few months. He has been able to create Walk-in centers in some countries where passport renewal has been difficult. I have seen people talking about getting their passports renewed in less than 12days, and they paid the normal fee. You can't rule out the corrupt immigration officials and OTO is not a witch that will see everything. He is even accessible. You can send a direct message to him on X and he will respond.

If person dey do well, make we talk am na. We are all humans with shortcomings.


Kindly tell us your experience(s).

TruthsFM:
More Hardship Looms For Nigerians As DisCos Set To Increase Electricity Tariff On Jan 1

While the pains of fuel subsidy removal still linger, the confusion surrounding a planned electricity tariff increment starting from January 1, 2024 has compounded the worries.

It was gathered that the officials of the Nigeria’s Electricity Distribution Companies (DisCos) held a virtual emergency meeting recently to formalise and perfect the planned tariff increase.

A source in one of the DisCos, who claimed anonymity, confirmed the development to Daily Trust on Sunday.

The source said: “All has been perfected for the new tariff to take effect from the first of January, 2024.

It is now left for various electricity distribution companies to enlighten their customers on new developments.”

The source said the National Electricity Regulatory Commission (NERC) had already invited distribution companies for a meeting on the development.
He expressed fear that while it is mandatory for electricity distribution companies to regularly evaluate tariffs every six months, the recent increase would meet customers’ dissatisfaction.

“In fact, we were perturbed by the short notice and how we would reach out to our customers about the increase,” he said.
Asked how much the increase would be, the source said, “No idea so far, but the uncertainty has put us in a difficult situation.”

Recall that in November 2023, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu stopped the implementation of the electricity tariff, insisting on a power sector subsidy.

Speaking on Tinubu’s directive on electricity tariff hikes, the Minister of Power, Adebayo Adelabu, said, “The power sector is an industry that is very sensitive to any leader.

“You cannot jump overnight and implement the cost-reflective tariff. I can tell you that till today, the government still subsidises power”.



https://www.osundefender.com/more-hardship-looms-for-nigerians-as-discos-set-to-increase-electricity-tariff-on-jan-1/

Haaa.... again?
Na wa o!!

billionman:
How much of it will get to those who actually needs it?

Hmmmm..... that's a billion dollar question.
Senators/Reps and state Governors will hijack it and that ends it.
I pray God will help this country.

Omooba77:
Nigeria –

1. The wind is blowing (ask God to allow the wind to blow you good).

2. Things will get worse before it gets better in 2024.

3. Because the wind is blowing, some serious secrets would come into the open.

Individuals –

4. There are some people who would start the year as nothing (nobody) but become significant before the end of the year.

5. There will be many opportunities this year, so get ready to grab them.

International –

There will be divine intervention in those places that are hot.

There would be quite medical breakthroughs in areas like cancer, asthma, hypertension, and sugar diabetes.

Most especially that cancer, I pray science will find a meaningful breakthrough to the cure.

kevwemike:
How I wish the world can come together to take Iran out, the world we expirence some peace.

I dey tell you.

Iran has become another strong bone in the throat of the high ranking Military countries of the world. They have increased their supplies of military weapons to Russia in recent times.
Those Iranians are so bad to the extent that they manufactures drones in their sitting rooms like Rice and beans.


I pray for peace in the world.

dre11:
…as NGF chair, Abdulrazaq, Makinde visit late gov’s wife, family



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2023/12/drama-as-akeredolus-daughter-orders-journalists-to-leave-fathers-residence/amp/

I can understand their pain. It's not easy to vacate government's house with all those enjoyment. Most especially those freebies they have been enjoying in the last 7years.

R. I.P. to Akeredolu

azadus18:
Vanity

All is vanity.....