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#lazynigerianyouths…
smh

govt is submitting 2020 budget, wen dis year's own is yet to release money?
or r they trying to "jump and pass"?
and olof una kip kwayet?!
wos going on?!
shu!!

helinues:
Interesting..

NDDC must be trolled this time around .. Upon huge allocations allotted to them, almost nothing to show for it.

na wa o.

d pipu wey e konsyn, e b lyk sey dem troway face.

abi, na me una dey do?

isok, chop ur pepe.

lies from d pit of hell!
wen alof dem dey shop Nigerian rice, wey we dey ovaproduce?!
mouna easy wit d lying na, haba!
anyway, nes levu

minwyl, wen did perm secs start giving press conferences?
and for d army, at that?
did all d force communications staff go for a course?
u guys should handle such matter wit beta sense na.

hey,
u pipu shood stopit o!
belle dey pain me!
ahn ah.
c laf.
if I land hospitu, I go teh dokto say na una o!
Haba!

MiztaYouneek:
In your mind you are educated lol. What a pity

shu! u went back?!
u min, u doj all doze guys wey I quote 4 u, com stii go back to old post?!
Mr "I too bizi to drag mata"?!?
okokobioko!
breeze don meet fowl!

MiztaYouneek:
Those sort of comments don't touch me. I don't exchange words with people that don't have a simple reasoning faculty. Your opinion is best left with you as it doesn't change what I have said. Deal with it, continue your kiddish way of talking lol... They don't hurt me or even touch me one bit. Sorry I don't really care about your statements, you can move on now.

all dis typing, but u…
lmfao
liar liar, pants on fire.
they each called u out on ur insidious, nauseating opinion.
instead of make u tok sori com move on jejely, u dey defend ur excrement.
wot hope, for u?
kontinu

lol
selective blindness is doing u, abi?
and na kweshun I ax u o.

MiztaYouneek:
At least you are still the only person who called me out and still quoting me. I don't insult people except they try to communicate with insultive words or statements. If you check again you will find out that you are still the only one not making any sense from my simple comment.

isok.
lemme ep u.

StaffofOrayan:
Jail?
A typical Nigerian would be a bad leader
An oppressed waiting for the opportunity to oppress

bros is tokin abat u

arantess:
you are raving mad oo

Pharaoh4rin:
Gerrout! Jail for what?

ansa d guy.

MiztaYouneek:
Thank you. At least if I lack sense and I can reason outside the box more than you can, I wonder if you were even born with a brain in the first place. Or wait, probably yours was exchanged for that of a fish.

isok

u don win.

fish brain, abi?

but-

find tym to insult everyone else who called u out, eh?

aftarol, na u wise pass all of dem.

stupidity on fleek

MiztaYouneek:
If you are in New York and you are the one that took this picture and you are very sure they left the seat empty immediately PMB took the stand then that's fine its an embarrassment.
But if you are just assuming that they left when he took the stand because you see some empty seats without knowing why those seats are empty or if they have been like that even before he took the stand, then be very careful how you assume so that you won't assume and find yourself in jail one day.

r u deranged?

or u just lack sense?

wot kind of simpleton will be suggesting jail over a UN address?

if ur unaware of ur rights, beta go get an education.

but- if ur in support of d rubbish going on, den ignore all d above-

ur turn will come.

d idea for this thread was derived from d thread below-


https://www.nairaland.com/5435242/nddc-abandoned-project-delta-state

NAME UR STATE, LGA AND D PROJECT LOCATION.

back up with pix.

share dis thread link on social media.

make all those involved accountable-
otherwise ur children will pay for u keeping quiet.
just as we're paying for our parents' silence…

lalasticlala, seun

Guest007:
Let me help your movement since dem fall your hand op...

Strength of ten women with Intelligence to match.
Feminine but fire... Active by default so if we have troubles I will throw the first punch (partner in crime)

Body on fleek and Hygiene 100

Sweetheart, do you want a book?

Can I add: aware of my faults, weaknesses and strength. Know thy self

*Sold out *

shepe!
faya, faya bun!!!
anti, colet am-
10/10!
haus, hola!

ritamart:
Sheybi I don turn garri for market?
Even garri way fine for market no get mouth to advertise itself...but a trial will convince every aspiring customers.

abeg, leave triya and ero.
take mout tok d mata wey dey gran.
abi fear dey cash u?!

and wey all ur gehs dem?
wetin u dey wait b4 u cari dem com join d gist?

Blitz888:
Please, don't sell yourself short.

ep me an teh ha, weh weh.
very tayad…

Greatzeus:
I hate reading words like this,it irritates me. Are you writing in English or pidgin or what Worst thing is you are still writing long story with your shameful grammar.
I won't be surprised if you are a blogger,that's what unemployment has led journalism into.

hmmm…
mouna c me, c kweshun o.
"Are you writing in English or pidgin or what"?!
shuoooo.
oboy, u don hia "jump an pass" b4?
so, e dey hard u to know wish won e b?
wondament!
u don hia say BBC dey giv new 4 pidgin?
b4 u stat ontop mata wey go pass ur Levu, go teh dem say ur bodi dey scrash u.
imagine lawma rubbish 4 nairaland o!
and to ur lazy mind, dis won na long tori?!
lmfao!!
bunkum

Pettyprincess:
I dnt understand Summarize in short sentences

chai… is reading now rocket science?!

Pettyprincess:
I still can't find the question

…?
na wa r u o.
read thru na.
shu!

Anyabeku:
Lolz! If you were in my shoes, you would know how difficult it is to forget someone you genuinely love.

anti, abeg o!!

ur shoo too tyt 4 my leg.

hatchy:
This fuulish suya man sef....

Na Akamu just occupy where brain tissue supposed stay for that useless skull of yours.

u pipu on nairaland wii nor kee pesin wit laff o!!!

lol
dis woman
u funi o.
sombori dey ax say, wot do women want?
in ur case, u clearly want to keep chasing d carrot in ur front dts tied to ur back.
isok.
as ur family refuse to konk ur hed, shey?
keep waiting in vain, eh?
las las, u go dey oryt.

till u lose d 2 guys, b4 ur eye go clear.
abeg, mouna hide sniper 4 her area o!
smh

https://www.nairaland.com/5431278/scared-eventually-not-getting-life

I know say mods go com stat wit dia vex.
isok.
…

aunty, dis gist is 4 u and ur type-
it seems u urself have forgotten ur gr8est strength:
u had probems, prioritized and pursued solutions with single-minded focus.
and succeeded.

but now, ur priorities have changed-
as wit all tins in lyf.
but, ur coming to nairaland to ask advice?
dts fyn.
as u collate data- advice- here, make sure u apply d same critical thinking and focus-
because love is war.
a clear head always trumps emotions- even in a relationship!

as u dey collect gist, abeg AVOID DP PIX O! unless na ur biz u wan advertise.

whether u recruit family, religious members, business partners or past colleagues-
make sure ur plan includes a daily routine to create new habits and change d outcome to wot u desire.
maybe going out at 7pm to buy a different food item.
or at lunch break, when u can meet corporate types.
just make sure ur comfortable with ur actions.
risk takers, na difrent tin dey do dem!

and wot has instagram got to do wit it?
if ur using it for ur biz, fyn. but keep ur privacy as sacred o.
in d end, it's usually a numbers game-
so decide what kind of guy u want.
then attract him into ur lyf.

good luck.
God bless.

MissGhosted!
oya, oya bring all doze gehs 4 ur tred com hia.
now now!
abi to kworel na una wok?!
coman ansa kweshun hia jare!
pettyprincess, netflix, nairalandposter, mezarddinny, Funmmyastic-
una hia wod so?
b4 I draw pesin ear…
*piks race from nairaland till nes yer

ok.
make I change d format small-

list ur job, skills and hobbies.
wot have u accomplished dis yr?
wots ur fave food?

let's know u guys beta na
abi?

oya, make una ansa roll call.
IF U YER UR NAME, SAY I SA!!

(na so dis list go dey long dey go;
- una go gist us, by faya by fos!)

Pocohontas
Omobola121
UyaiIncomparabl
ubunja
ritamart
francescainnoce
cococandy
Pinky111
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Lamanii22
Irete26
sweetrace
estelleivie
veeveanO
SisterFire

ritamart:
I really don't know how to sell my worth...but I will say this: A trial will convince you.
@ debaj10,I hope am free?

free ke!
wen gbedus wan stat?!
dis won of trayal tho…
tell us finish na

MASTERCHIEF0847:
Quite sad for those affected but a necessary move for the company.

were those being sacked unteachable?
too slow?
unable to cope with d job?
until u hear from insiders, believe corporations at ur own peril.

ritamart:
You almost gave me high Bp with this mention. I thought nairaland police were after me. Since all is well,I should at least slip back into my tiny shell.

shu!
u b submarine?
comon, con3boot ur quota jare!
b4 I send mods after u

Lamanii22:
Lol... I am a whole meal with extra sauce... Wife material aiye... Would give you plenty loving, good food, great sex, I'm independent too... I wouldn't use all our money to buy shoe, bags and human hair...

OSHEY!
SHOTS FAYAD O!
Ladies in da haus, wia una dey?!

Pocohontas
Omobola121
UyaiIncomparabl
ubunja
ritamart
francescainnoce

are petrol and solar markets in trouble?
lalasticlala