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[quote author=tpia. link=topic=359863.msg5030345#msg5030345 date=1259685402]ew- I dont like toasty though I'll still eat if you give it to me (force of habit from Nigeria where we like em that way).




@ debest

yum.

I'm eating eggs today thats for sure. Let me see if i have yam. If not, then bread and egg it is.[/quote]save some 4 me

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I like my eggs toasty
Don't eat the yolk unless it's scrambled. . .my mom said i've always been that way
I throw whatever into it jare.
Tuna
Cheese
Sausage
Potatoes
Ham
Bacon



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really?

voila

mushrooms is a must 4 omelette, ,
cant stand cheese in egg, ewwwwwwwww

Fav 3 has to be

1. Whisked egg mixed with baked beans or corned beef before frying
2. Scrambled Egg
3. Omelette with mushrooms,

ijebubabe:
am in UK and i am really bored . . .
any SINGLE nigerian guys. . . . older than 25 years old but less than 40 years eager to make new friends?

hi poster, u know u only need to give me a call, and all ur boredom will become a thing of the past. I'm based in the London area,

You girls should get a reality check jare, these are the same girls who spend endless hours  getting dressed in the morning, they have to visit the ladies every 15mins to top up on their make up, yet they come here and cpmplain about men who take time to look good.
Whether a gut looks good or not has got nothing to do with his bedroom prowess,

german007:
That kind of sex is the best. And yes, I suppose white girls or foreign black girls are more into it, dont go slapping a naija girl while in bed, u will be in trouble, lol

Who tell u say naija girls dont like "slapping"

netotse:
i'm still trying to catch my breath. . .SAGA where are you o, u had better not dull this one, this is guaranteed entertainment!

eagerly anticipating this "Not to be missed show",

Secretz:
Heres your number jare: 118-999-911-69

Can't believe you gave me directory inquiries, emergency x2 and a sex line extension all in one.

just left a voice message 4 u on that number, what a sexy voice u have

lol

odi kwa risky  

there is no smoke without fire,

MRbrownJAY:
i am very open minded but anything that has to do with[b] human excrements[/b], children, anal play(given to me), pain(given to me) and anything that would jeopardize my life. . . . . .

so u no like shit?

hmmm

OMG190:
hmmm,

i think she means

HIT ME IN THE ASS~

i'm sure she wanted to be punched

haba there r 12 different jokes there

OpeLovely:
To continue the song by Britney Spears,

Oh Baby Baby, How was i supposed to know??
Baby give me a sign,

i can tell she likes it rough and violent,

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely
horse. I once rode her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't
that nice, The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of
the Oxford crew.'


5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them , Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team
Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's
that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to
leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so
hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better
today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like
this. '

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: 'Stephen
Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They
seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in
his shorts.'

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes
to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'

There is this friend of mine who during a night out met this girl (Australian), and to cut to the chase they arranged a trip to paris for the weekend. During intercourse the girl stopped and demanded that the guy hit her, stunned he asked what she meant, she repeated her demand this time louder. The guy was still bemused and felt really uncomfortable with her request, only for the girl to scream "Johny I said hit me u pussy"!!! at which point the guy decided to hit her ,


My question to the guys in the house is, can you date a girl who is into this kind of sex?