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LiteratureRe: Let's Make A Story by debest1(m): 8:59pm On Sep 07, 2009
estilo:
Nice one debest, you are DA BOMB!!!!!!!

Still waiting.
embarassed, thnx,
LiteratureRe: Let's Make A Story by debest1(m): 9:24am On Sep 07, 2009
The relief Debest had from the russian's 2nd chance was to be short-lived; he had barely arrived arrived in NY when he found out from one of his contact about Akin. An agent? fcking shit! How long has he been? This just fcks everything up Toni, an increasingly hysterical Debest screamed. Calm down Debest, so what if he's an agent, we find someone else, toni tried to reassure him; find someone else, how much fcking time do you think we have to get a replacement in for this job? Debest retorted, we have to get Akin at all cost, Ok if the russians have C'girl's mum, why dont we get c'girl and use her to get akin? Tony offered; i have a better idea Tony, Akin's mum leaves in England, she means the world to him, we get her picked up by the french mob, and threaten to kill her if Akin refuses to play ball!
Even before Tony had any chance to consider his latest ploy, debest was already on the phone to Laurent, and in a matter of hours, Sola was picked up from her in Bayswater, London. Laurent drove all night and eventually arrived at his Lille hideout with the package secured. Debest had arranged for Laurent to place the call to Debest with the details of their demand to avoid any direct link with Sola's kidnapping.
RomanceRe: Stingy Boyfriend by debest1(m): 3:24pm On Sep 04, 2009
ammamat:
@post A stingy man is a stingy man, either u cope with it or u walk away, i was once there, if u like buy him everything, he will keep quite and take them all and tell u thank you.

No repentance at all
Likewise, lon-throat girl is a long-throat girl, always wanting wanting, contentment is not a word she reckons with,
RomanceRe: Stingy Boyfriend by debest1(m): 3:14pm On Sep 04, 2009
trust NL gals to give a one-sided advice, no way is the girl in question demanding or even inconsiderate, its all the guy's fault.
CareerRe: Social Life In Workplace by debest1(m): 2:42pm On Sep 04, 2009
chy:
yeah it depends on organisations
Mine we have what we call 'team bonding'
This is organised and funded by the departments
who choose any location in nigeria where the go to for
one week to ease off stress at work place
Plan for the new year and have fun
its interesting
And a lot of stuff happen during these team bonding sessions ,
CareerRe: Chemical & Process Engineers Forum by debest1(op): 12:45pm On Sep 04, 2009
calyx:
Thanks debest. Am not surprised anyway. . .owing to the name you gave yourself. The issue still is that i have tried all these options and still kind of need a practical guide. . .like a prepared booklet that has different exam questions and their answers etc.Thanks again all the same.
Best of luck my friend,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Need A Hausa Girl by debest1(m): 12:41pm On Sep 04, 2009
Hairat007:
shocked shocked cool
malama, ina za ka? akwai lafia? yaya jiki nki?
LiteratureRe: Let's Make A Story by debest1(m): 9:21am On Sep 04, 2009
She managed to blab her way onto the flight just in time before take-off, her view of her targets couldnt be better as she was sat right beind them. One of the men was everything they've briefed her about, tall, extremely handsome and damn unkempt; but then her friends have always joked that she likes her men rough and dirty.
The two men spent most of the flight sleeping and only had their sleep interrupted for the alchoholic refuelling; about 20 mins to landing, they both finalised their plans and next course of action.
The terminal of JFK was unusually quiet for a weekend flight, the 2 men jumed straight into the waiting cardillac leaving Lucy with no time to get a cab to chase. She quickly scribbled the number on her wrist, "DMB 2990, black cardillac heading north from JFK, and get me a car at JFK over", she barely finished the call when she noticed through the terminal glass that her hair looked so untidy, no thanks to 2 days of sleeplessness, i need to get a wash! damn, was her only response.
LiteratureRe: Let's Make A Story by debest1(m): 4:51pm On Sep 03, 2009
Lucy is not your typical agent, her 38C chest evident through her low top blouse, her glossy lips and curvaceous figure would have been more at home in tinseltown. She had often complained that her career had been hindered by the fact that people hardly take her serious; hence her boss drafted her to what would be her most difficult assignment to date, which could actually make or break her career; and she intends to make it the former at all cost.
She had pitched outside the most horrid hotel downtown Havana for going to 24hrs now, hoping and waiting for her target to appear. wondering if the intelligence report was correct, just then two scruffy looking men surfaced, and promptly jumped into a cab before she could confirm from the photos. She hurridly follwed, trying not to alert them of her pursuit; her chase was to last anither 8 hrs as the two men journeyed back to Miami, boarded a flight to NY
LiteratureRe: Let's Make A Story by debest1(m): 4:39pm On Sep 03, 2009
Holed up in a downtown Havana shack, Debest and Toni must have gone through half a dozen bottles of Mojithos and an equal number of pleasure women; afraid to contemplate their fate if they fail to recover the missing bag. Drunk and drugged they appear to have resigned to whatever fate befalls them, just then Toni's phone rings, and to his suprise it was a call from the mafia; now listen you assholes, i have given you a lifeline, now get back to NY, get that computer wizard and kill this deal off by the end of the week! the caller yelled. Now put that scum on the line, he ordered, as Toni passed the phone to Debest, hi Oleg, Dbest said showing no effect of his drunkeness, listen u pr*ck, we have the gal's mother, she wont be singing to the cops, now go get that friend of urs and kill this deal off !
CareerRe: Chemical & Process Engineers Forum by debest1(op): 3:42pm On Sep 02, 2009
calyx:
Am not sure its broken down into subject bits. The exam is supposedly a make up of everything a process/ chemical engineer should have studied in bachelors level. This is to test your competence to do a masters degree in the field.
In that case, i'd look at separation processes like Distillation, G-L separation, L-L, also mass transfer, kinetics, process control all these can be found via
1) google
2) eng-tips.com
3)www.cheresources.com
CareerRe: Chemical & Process Engineers Forum by debest1(op): 3:06pm On Sep 02, 2009
calyx:
Hi House,

Pls am scheduled to do an exam that has to do with chemical/ process engineering - mainly bachelors degree level and mainly calculations. I studied materials engineering for my bachelors anyway.

Could anyone help me with materials to prepare for this exam. possibly downloadable materials. Thanks
what subjects are u taking? separation, kinetics, transfer theory let me know and i'll see if i can help
LiteratureRe: Let's Make A Story by debest1(m): 10:21am On Sep 02, 2009
Back home in Long Island, Laura and her husband cant help but notice the change in C'girl's mood; he must really mean so much to her she said as they watched her dive into the pool. Do you remember when she took her 1st swiming lesson, how she dreaded having to use the floaters in case she drowned. Just then a call come through on Richard's cell phone, that soon turned the mood sour. Hi, Sergi, how's Moscow today? Richard asked, but his pleasntrywas abruptly cut short by the caller's distressfull tone.
Sergi Lubonovski, a Russian oligarch had been Richard's business partner for over 20yrs, their successes included the acquisitions of several shipping lines, oilfields etc, but their current venture was to dwarf anything they've achieved so far. Both had invested close to a billion USD in a diamond business and the deal was weeks away from being clinched; what's the matter sergi? an increasingly worried Richard asked.
They are going to pull the plug! We are doomed richie! The mafia are threatening to kill the deal!
Why, didnt we pay their share? asked Richard, they said the deal cant go through because the funding they expected is in jeorpady. And how's that our fault sergi? Richard asked, the mafia had lined up a huge deal in france and lately there had been a serious hitch, and they found details of your daughter's involvement, the condition is that if she talks we are finished, sort this out Richie or we are finished sergi screamed as he ended the call.
C'girl? a confused Richard muttered, what's the matter darling? a worried Laura asked, the deal is in danger of collapsing and i stand to lose everything, darling i mean everything! She cant co-operate with the police or else we are finished!
Richard spend the next hour or so convincing C'girl of what she stands to lose should she go ahead with her plans with the FBI, but want would happen to Akin? she said with tears now flowing down her cheeks; i love him, i promised him i'll help him dad! before she was interrupted by a crash through the door.
And who the hell are you? aksed Richard, as he helped his butler up from the floor, we are from Dimitry, we take your wife away now, so she dont talk to FBI about Debest, if she talk we kill mother kapish! As they grabbed laura at gunpoint
CareerRe: Chemical & Process Engineers Forum by debest1(op): 9:45am On Sep 02, 2009
vickipad:
I'm a young chemical engineering undergraduate in one of d nigeria universities.I plan 2 go 4 my masters imediately after my 1st degree.where cn i work after my educational pursuit?which is beta MBA or Master in chem. Engr.?wat extra certificates cn i get 2 b an hot cake in d labour market? I'll b waiting 4 your luvly replies.much luv.
Vicki, it difficult for me to give a straight answer to some of the questions you've posed; for a start, whether you go for an MSc or MBA depends on what your aspirations are. Do you want to forge a career as a chemical engineer, and then walk your way up to management level in the industry? Then an MSc in chem eng or related subjects like safety, petroleum eng, offshore etc is recommended. Personally, i dont think its advisable for a fresh graduate without any industry experience to do an MBA, except of course you are thinking of changing your career path into a management related field.

My take on this is that u do an MSc, gain 4-5yrs experience in the field and then seek a move into management if you so desire.
LiteratureRe: Let's Make A Story by debest1(m): 11:43am On Sep 01, 2009
Dbest's flight from the hotel was soon interrupted by the sound of 2 americans shouting at the receptionist, where is he? they asked in a threatening voice, room 233 just as Dbest tried to turn away they noticed him and opened fire on him, Dbest managed to escape by jumping out of the window of room 221, landing on the back streets and escaping on a hijacked motorbike. He'd travelled for about 25minutes when he realised that his bag was missing or had fallen off. He suddenly halts the bike, shit, shit shit he screamed as he turned his bike round to retrace his track; he eventually arrived back at the hotel at night, and went straight to the back of the hotel where he'd fallen WITHOUT ANY luck. He ditched the bike and decided to continue his search on foot, extremely fearful of what his fate would be if the bag was discovered. If the russians find it, well i'm dead, if its the police am dead and dead! he repeatedly muttered to himself. After an hour of futile searching, he calls makes a distress call on his cell phone, Tony, we are finished, i was attacked by 2 americans and lost the bag, with all the access codes and maps, where are you now, toni interrups, near the hotel just outside havana dbest replied. Ok ill be there in 20mins just keep searching
LiteratureRe: Let's Make A Story by debest1(m): 11:22am On Sep 01, 2009
pinky lady:
still waitin for the continuation oh
tnx, it's great to know we have avid audience
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Which Nairalander Would You Love To Meet? by debest1(m): 1:13pm On Aug 28, 2009
hbabe:
I am not revealing. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Am gonna make u say my nameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Which Nairalander Would You Love To Meet? by debest1(m): 12:44pm On Aug 28, 2009
hbabe:
The one guy I have a crush on. I am too shy to reveal his ID.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LiteratureCountrygirl, Where Art Thou?- A Short Ode To Ms Countrygirl by debest1(op): 11:42am On Aug 28, 2009
Even though its been so long, “Let’s Make A Story” keeps going strong;

We remember the zeal with which you started the story,

Till the day you disappeared without a trace
We miss you like crazy, We miss you like crazy, ever since you went away
Every hour of every day, We miss you like crazy, We miss you like crazy
No matter what we say or do, there’s just no getting over you
LiteratureRe: Let's Make A Story by debest1(m): 11:08am On Aug 28, 2009
Its one of the hottest days in Havana, and his exploits of the last 2 hours has not only left him drained physically, the lack of progress with the operation has left Debest a nervous wreck as well. ¿quieres más sexo?, the 2 "room service" ladies asked. No mas! Debest responded, suggesting that at last the 2 ladies had indeed managed to tire him out rather than a dislike for their service. The noise of children playing in the street, the faded picture of Fidel castro offered Debest little distraction from his immediate and future plight; he has had to flee the states not only because of the incident with the car, but now his european clients are beginning to lose patience with him especially as he#d promised them that the money would have been transfered by now.
Debest, a rather larger-than-life character has risen up in the orgarnisation partly because of his ingenuity but mainly because he of his over-confidence or cockiness that endeared him to his bosses. His exploits with the columbians had not gone unnoticed by the french "Treson"; they believed he was the right man to spearhead what is arguably the world's biggest money transfer fraud. He was soon interrupted by a call on his private cellphone, the gal cracked, she talk to the bureau, the man on the other end of the line said in his smatering english. Shit debest exclaimed as he jumped off the seat, tossed a few of his clothing in his bag and made for the door, only to be stopped by the pair of nude ladies dollars! dollars! they said repeatedly with opens hands. Oh shit, dbest responded as he dumped a wad of notes in their hands and made for the door,
LiteratureRe: Let's Make A Story by debest1(m): 11:08am On Aug 28, 2009
Its one of the hottest days in Havana, and his exploits of the last 2 hours has not only left him drained physically, the lack of progress with the operation has left Debest a nervous wreck as well. ¿quieres más sexo?, the 2 "room service" ladies asked. No mas! Debest responded, suggesting that at last the 2 ladies had indeed managed to tire him out rather than a dislike for their service. The noise of children playing in the street, the faded picture of Fidel castro offered Debest little distraction from his immediate and future plight; he has had to flee the states not only because of the incident with the car, but now his european clients are beginning to lose patience with him especially as he#d promised them that the money would have been transfered by now.
Debest, a rather larger-than-life character has risen up in the orgarnisation partly because of his ingenuity but mainly because he of his over-confidence or cockiness that endeared him to his bosses. His exploits with the columbians had not gone unnoticed by the french "Treson"; they believed he was the right man to spearhead what is arguably the world's biggest money transfer fraud. He was soon interrupted by a call on his private cellphone, the gal cracked, she talk to the bureau, the man on the other end of the line said in his smatering english. Shit akin exclaimed as he jumped off the seat, tossed a few of his clothing in his bag and made for the door, only to be stopped by the pair of nude ladies dollars! dollars! they said repeatedly with opens hands. Oh shit, dbest responded as he dumped a wad of notes in their hands and made for the door,
LiteratureRe: Let's Make A Story by debest1(m): 2:18pm On Aug 27, 2009
The emotional dilemma had preoccupied akin that he didnt hear C'girl's call, hi love she said i'm missing you already. Thnx for coming by earlier on, and am so sorry for the way i've treated you up till now, i promise ill be honest with u from now on, her voice message on his cellphone; that call sort of made up akin's mind about dbest, i have to do the right thing here. He immediately called martin and revealed the identity of Dbest,
LiteratureRe: Let's Make A Story by debest1(m): 2:13pm On Aug 27, 2009
C'girl's mood had changed since her meeting with akin, and as he waved goodbye, she felt the kind of inner peace she'd not had for a while. How did i manage to treat this angel so badly, thank God i realised before it was too late. I so love Akin.
Back in his Buffalo car, akin placed a call to Martin, the Head of Fraud Investigation at the Bureau, hi akin, how did it go? Martin asked, well i got as much i could out of her, she cant really remember the names but she can describe him when she comes in tomorrow, akin replied with guilt. Am i doing the right thing in trying to give my old mate Dbest as much time to escape by not revealing his identity to Martin? akin pondered. But then Dbest has changed, to think that the a*sehole almost got me done, And what if C'girl's feelings for him are still strong, Do i get him out of the way once and for all? How would Debby, his mum feel if i help put her only son away?
LiteratureRe: Let's Make A Story by debest1(m): 10:47am On Aug 26, 2009
C'girl's half-an-hour wait for akin's arrival was preoccupied by thoughts of what-ifs; would akin actually believe her story, will he arrest her, is he part of the game afterall he's Dbest's friend? intermittently intruded by the horses of the Carters next door.
Akin arrived in his "Buffalo Car", to be met by Harry, the house-keeper. I'm here to see C'girl pls, akin said without the need to further identify himself. C'girl appeared looking pale, her appearance in no way betraying akin's fear that she's not totally innocent in all these.
The two hugged each other and for once, memories of their intimate encounter a week ago came flodding back to C'girl. She held on o akin longer that he had imagined, savouring every moment of his warm embrace and hoping that she caould exchange all the trouble she's had in the last few days for this special moment.
Can i get you anything ma'm, asked harry as as she finally manages to let go of him; ah a cup of tea please, black and no sugar akin added, same here please C'girl said as the pair took their seats in the lawn.
So c'girl tell me what's going on, akin demanded
CareerRe: Chemical & Process Engineers Forum by debest1(op): 3:47pm On Aug 25, 2009
omoruyi56:
dbest! this is absolutely discouraging grin. What options does a brother have now after all the degrees and limited opportunity to gain experience? Manufacturing sector is almost a disaster. Anyway the struggle continues, thanks a bunch for the tip.
Haba dont be discouraged oh, and am sorry if i painted a gloomy picture. Its just that at the moment so many process engineers are out of work, most o&g co in uk is oil price driven, and at the moment its not high enough for them to execute the projects they have, hence the EPC companies are not hiring. Keep looking my bro. like I said the best move for u at the moment is to go 4 a staff role, get a few yrs experience then you can call the shots as per contract rates at what have u.
LiteratureRe: Let's Make A Story by debest1(m): 1:47pm On Aug 25, 2009
Don't tell me Akin is an Agent? Mum am in deep trouble. C'girl said with palpable stress in her tone. Calm down love and tell me what is going on.
A few months ago i met this guy at a party and we started dating each other, but after about a month or so i realised he wasnt right for me so i broke up with him, he tried everything to get back with me, so i decided to give it another go. A few days later i realised he was cheating on me so i ended it for real. He'd bought me the car that was involved in the accident as a make up present. Last week i met this other guy akin, the nicest guy you could ever imagine, and he really liked me we went out a couple of times and during one of my visits to his place i found out he was friends with the other guy. later that night he called to say he still wanted to be with me, in an attempt to get away from it all i decided to come home last night that was when i was stopped by the police. They wanted to know the registered owner of the automobile, and that it had been involved in a crime a few months back. Oh my God, interjected Laura, when i called him from the scene he suggested that i tell the police that the car belonged to Akin, and that he really is depending on me to help him out. Mum i dont want him to go to jail, said a now sobbing C'girl.
Only to now find out that Akin is actually an FBI agent,
CareerRe: Chemical & Process Engineers Forum by debest1(op): 9:29am On Aug 25, 2009
omoruyi56:
I have less than a year experience in the upstream /downstream sector and about 3yrs in manufacturing prior to my Msc. I actually embarked on getting an Msc. to change career path. But it seems to be even harder getting a foot in the door than I imagined, I thought of going to Nigeria but my experience during NYSC wasn't the best especially with basically no industrial experience. I am hoping to get a shot overhere even if its contracting with the agencies.
Unfortunately, its a lot harder here especially the oil and gas sector. About 3 yrs ago, they would have been begging you to come work for them, but since about a year ago the number of oil and gas projects has dropped drastically partly due to the oil price, as a result there are hundreds of process engineers out there some with over 20yrs experience who cannot even get a look-in. My advice is that you keep an open mind as per location, and role as well try and go for staff riole as this gives you the opportunity to get involved and develop as well. The contract role is for people who have the experience and are in it for the cash. Even then these contract roles are very scarce.
LiteratureRe: Where Can I Download 9ja Gospel Of Kosobabire And Gbemisoke by debest1(m): 2:37pm On Aug 24, 2009
oreft2005:
debest1 , where u come frm
yoruba, igbo, etc
yoruba
LiteratureRe: Where Can I Download 9ja Gospel Of Kosobabire And Gbemisoke by debest1(m): 2:12pm On Aug 24, 2009
so did u manage to download the songs?
LiteratureRe: Where Can I Download 9ja Gospel Of Kosobabire And Gbemisoke by debest1(m): 2:05pm On Aug 24, 2009
oreft2005:
debest1.
is ok now, no fighting and is a small world.
take care
gd, God pikin no dey vex oooo
LiteratureRe: Where Can I Download 9ja Gospel Of Kosobabire And Gbemisoke by debest1(m): 1:57pm On Aug 24, 2009
oreft2005:
never mind dbest1 it wasn't for u.
thx
hey come on i was merely teasing oooo ibeg no vex ooooooooo
RomanceRe: Co- Habitation Is It That Bad? by debest1(m): 1:53pm On Aug 24, 2009
kokoA:
Which research? By who? Tell us now and give us the link to the findings.
In a 2007 edition of the New Oxford Review, Dr. A. Patrick Schneider II, who holds boards in family and geriatric medicine and runs a private practice in Lexington, Kentucky, did a statistical analysis of cohabitation in America, based on the findings of a number of academic resources. Here are five conclusions Schneider draws from his studies:

Relationships are unstable in cohabitation. One-sixth of cohabiting couples stay together for only three years; one in ten survives five or more years.


Cohabiting women often end up with the responsibilities of marriage—particularly when it comes to caring for children—without the legal protection. Research has also found that cohabiting women contribute more than 70 percent of the relationship's income.


Cohabitation brings a greater risk of sexually transmitted diseases, because cohabiting men are four times more likely to be unfaithful than husbands.


Poverty rates are higher among cohabitors. Those who share a home but never marry have 78 percent less wealth than the continuously married.


Those who suffer most from cohabitation are the children. The poverty rate among children of cohabiting couples is fivefold greater than the rate among children in married-couple households. Children ages 12–17 with cohabiting parents are six times more likely to exhibit emotional and behavioral problems and 122 percent more likely to be expelled from school.


Brian Lowery, associate editor, PreachingToday.com; source: A. Patrick Schneider II, "Cohabitation is bad for men, worse for women, and horrible for children," www.lifesite.net (10-4-07), reprinted from an original article in the New Oxford Review

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