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MADAM, YOU WOULD HAVE AVOIDED THIS SHALAYE THAT YOU ARE SHALAYING IF ONLY YOU WERE REALLY MODEST IN YOUR DEALING WITH A SEAT IN GOVERNOR. THE MORAL TO THIS FOR EVERY ONE IS, ALWAYS DO EVERYTHING TO AVOID SHALAYING.... |
ANOTHER THING FOR NIGHT AN ODOGWU IN THE DAY. |
NLC SHOULD HOLD THEIR PROTEST AND LEAVE WE NIGERIANS OUT OF IT, NLC REMAIN ONE OF THE MOST INCOMPETENT BODY WE HAVE. THEY SHOULD JUST HOLD THEIR PROTEST AND LEAVE US "NIGERIANS" OUT OF IT. WE CAN’T AFFORD TO WASTE A SINGLE DAY FOR IRRELEVANT PROTEST. |
MORE BUSINESS FOR CAC AGENTS, GOOD ONE FOR THEM. MORE TAX INCOME FOR THE EVER TAXING GOVERNMENT. THIS GOVERNMENT IS THE CHIEF SPECIALIST IN TAX MANAGEMENT. ONE MAN'S PAIN IS ANOTHER MAN'S GAIN. LET THE LEVEL OF HARDSHIP JUST KEEP INCREASING AND MORE BUSINESSES KEEP WINDING UP. |
UNLESS THE BANK IS A MICRO FINANCE BANK, A WONDER BANK, PYRAMID OR A PONZI SCHEME. NO REPUTABLE COMMERCIAL BANK IN NIGERIA TODAY GIVES LOAN TO A CUSTOMER WITHOUT CARRYING OUT A PROPER KYC AND DO A DUE DILIGENCE WORK BEFORE APPROVING LOAN. THERE IS NO HOW HIS WIFE WILL TAKE HIS ORIGINAL CERTIFICATE OF OCCUPANCY BEARING THE HUSBAND NAME TO THE BANK, AND THE BANK WILL ACCEPT IT AS A LAND DOCUMENT, THEN ISSUE OUT A LOAN TO THE WIFE, THIS IS NOT DONE ANY WHERE. IF THAT IS THE CASE, THE MAN HAS THE VERY RIGHT TO GET A GOOD LAWYER AND SUE THE ASS OF SUCH A BANK. EVEN IF THE WIFE AND THE HUSBAND CO-OWN THE HOUSE, THE WIFE HAS NO RIGHT TO DO THAT WIHTOUT THE CONSENT OF THE HUSBAND, "IF SHE DOES AND THE BANK KNOWS THAT THE DOCUMENT BEAR THE NAME OF BOTH PARTIES AND REFUSED TO SEEK FOR THE CONSENT OF THE HUSBAND, IF MEANS THAT THE BANK TOO ARE FRAUD AND SHOULD BE SUE BY THE MAN. IS EITHER THAT THE HOUSE BELONG TO THE WOMAN (WIFE) AND NOT FOR THE HUSBAND. |
FOR THOSE WHO DONT HAVE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, ATTESXTATION OF AGE ET'AL. YOU NEED TO SWORE AN AFFIDAVIT FOR AGE DECLARATION. IF YOU ARE GIVEN BIRTH TO IN ANYTHING ABOVE THE YEAR 2000, YOU WONT GET BIRTH CERTIFICATE, RATHER, WHAT YOU WILL GET FROM THE NPC IS ATTESTATION OF AGE. THE STANDARD FORMAT OF THE SWORN AFFIDAVIT FOR THE DECLARATION OF AGE, WHICH YOU WILL ALSO USE TO OBTAIN YOUR ATTESTATION OF AGE FROM THE NPC WILL LOOK LIKE THIS: IN THE HIGH COURT OF LAGOS STATE IN THE IKEJA JUDICIAL DIVISION HOLDEN AT -------- SAMBISA, NIGERIA SWORN AFFIDAVIT FOR DECLARATION OF AGE ======================= I, [------------------------], Male Christian/Muslim et'al, Nigerian Citizen, Adult of ------------------------------------, ---------------------------, Borno State], being an adult of sound mind and lawful citizen of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, do hereby make oath and state as follows: 1. That I am the above named person and declarant herein. 2. That according to information I received from my parents which I verily believe same to be true and correct that I was born on the xx of February, Bleep at ---------, Sambisa State, Nigeria 3. That this declaration is necessary to enable me obtain a letter of Attestation of birth as a documentary evidence of my birth. 4. That the said letter shall be obtained from the office of the National Population Commission being only office with exclusive responsibility to register births in Nigeria. 5. that I make this solemn declaration conscientiously believing the same to be true and correct and by the virtue of Oaths Law of Sambisa State 2015 Sworn to at the High Court …………………… DECLARANT Registry / Notary, this ………………………. Of November, 202xxxx BEFORE ME COMMISSIONER FOR OATH ANYTHING LESS THAN THAT STANDARD WONT BE ACCEPTED BY NPC BEFORE THEY CAN ISSUE YOU WITH THE ATTESTATION. |
Bossman:THE BANK WILL TELL YOU THAT FEMI AND OLUFEMI ARE NOT THE SAME NAME, YOU HAVE TO STICK TO WHATSOVERE NAME IS ON YOUR NIN. WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS TO, GO TO THE COURT, SWORN AN AFFIDAVIT FOR CORRECTION OF NAME, TAKE IT TO YOUR BANK AMND TELL THEM YOU WANT TO MAKE A CORRECTION OF NAME ON YOUR BVN TO REFLECT WITH WHAT IS ON YOUR NIN WHICH IS OLUFEMI. IF THAT IS DONE ATR THE BANK, IT TAKE A MAXIMUM OF 72 WORKING HOURS FOR THE NEW NAME "OLUFEMI" TO REFLECT ON YOUR BVN |
WHY SHOULD I WASTE MY PRECIOUS TIME WATCHING A WANNABE, WHO IS ALWAYS OBSESSED AT WANTING TO DO EVERYTHING I DO. GHANAIANS ARE WANNABES, THEY ARE NOT CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL IN THEIR MOVIE SCENE. THE ONLY THING ORIGINAL ABOUT GHANAIAN MOVIE IS THE MOJO PART THEY ACT WITH RECKLESS ABANDONMENT. |
AND ONE OZUWO WILL BE SOME WHERE PRAYING AND SAYING THAT IF GOD CAN DO IT FOR THE ALAGBO SELLER GOD WILL ALSO DO IT FOR ME, ASKING FURTHER TO KNOW THE OTHER THING SHE DID TO GET THERE. AUNTY WA PLEASE DONT JUST COME ONLINE TO SHOWCASE YOUR AGBO PLAZA, YES YOU TRIDE CONGRAT, BUT DONT FORGET TO TELL US THE OTHER STUFF......... |
OSUN, YORURUBA AND SKULL MINNING ARE LIKE 5&6 |
POPE LEO SPEAKING FROM REAL TIME EXPEREINCE AS HE SERVED AND WITNESS THE CHRISTIAN GENOCIDE IN BENUE STATE. |
THIS LERE OF A JOBLESS SHOULD BE READY TO RESPOND TO EVERY NIGERIANS BECAUSE HIS OGA REALLY MESSED UP BIG TIME AND NIGERIANS DECENDED ON HIM, HE SHOULD BE READY TO RESPOND TO EVERY BODY'S OUTBURST. |
Nazgul:YOUR OUTBURST SHOWS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE NIGERIAN BANKING SYSTEM, STANDARD CHARTERED BANK IS NOT YOUR EVERYDAY NIGERIAN BANKS, THEIR TYPES OF CUSTOMERS ARE NOT PEOPLE LIKE ME AND YOU, THEY DEAL WITH HIGH PROFILE INDIVIDUAL, IN FACT MOST OF THEIR TRANSACTIONS IS USUALLY FROM THE ONSHORE OFF SHORE, CORE HIGH AND GAS, MARINE ETC TRANSACTIONS. THEIR KIND OF TRANSACTIONS IS NOT THE USUAL EVERY DAY, IDUMOTA, ARIARIA AND SABO GARRI MARKET TRANSACTION. STANDARD CHARTERED BANK IS THE ONLY BANK IN NIGERIA WHICH PAYS IT'S STAFF IN DOLLAR, EVEN THE N7.5M CUT OFF BALANCE MENTIONED ABOVE IS SMALL COMPARE TO THEIR WEIGHT. |
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IS IT NOT THE SAME REFINERY THEY SAID THAT IT IS FUNCTIONING, THAT IT HAS A GREATER CAPACITY TO OUTRUN DANGOTE REFINARY. FOR YOU TO BE AN APC AND TULUNBU SUPPORTER, YOU MUST BE DEAD IN CONSCIENCE AND YOU WON’T BE NEEDING YOUR BRAIN FOR ANYTHING |
LAGOS?, THE ONLY CITY WHICH HAS THE ABILITY OF TURNING A MAN WITH SOUND MIND FROM ANOTHER CITY TO AN INSANE MAN...... LAGOS CAN BE REAL CHAOTIC, MAKING IT A WORST CITY IS THE INFILTRATION OF HEARTLESS AGBEROS / AREA BOYS EVERY WHERE THIS WAS THE CITY WHICH TONLUNBU BUILT OOOO |
NA WA OOOOO, THIS APC UNDER TILUNMBU REMAIN THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO NIGERIA. HOW WILL INCREASING THE VOLUME OF DENOMINATION CUB IN REDUCING INFLATION? |
IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR WICKEDNESS AND WICKED MINDED INDIVIDUAL, YOU NEED NOT TO LOOK FAR, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TO IDENTIFY AN APC AND A TILINBU SUPPORTER. HOW WILL SOMEONE PROTEST AND OCCUPIED NIGERIA WHEN A DOLLAR TO NAIRA WAS ABOUT N200 AND YOU ARE SUPPORTING AND SIGNING PRAISES TO A FAILURE WHEN SAME DOLLAR TO NAIRA IS N1,4900?. WICKEDNESS ABOUNDS IN THE HEART OF ANYBODY OR GROUP OF INDIVIDUAL SUPPORTING APC |
NIGERIA IS NOT READY, WE ARE NOT READY TO END INSURGENCY, WHEN WE ARE READY, INSURGENCY WILL END, WE ARE STILL ROMANCING INSURGENCY, PROBABLY SOME HIGH PROFILE INDIVIDUAL IS BENEFITING FROM THE INSURGENCY. HOW WILL A NATION SAY THEY ARE PARDONING A REPENTANT TERRORIST, AS IF THAT WORD PARDONED IS NOT ENOUGH, YOU WILL STILL ABSORB THEM INTO YOUR SECURITY ARCHITECTURE. SHAME ON US, REASON WHY I WILL LOOK AT ISRAEL AND USA TO THE FACE AND I WILL SAY GOD BLESS ISRAEL, GOD BLESS USA. |
THIS ONE WHO HAVE NOT TRAVELLED OUT OF HIS AMALA JURISDICTION WILL BE USING HIS AMALA PERMUTATION CODE TO PREDICT ABIA STATE ELECTION. OGA PROPHET, PLEASE JUST PARK WELL AND LEAVE ABIA STATE OUT OF YOUR PERMUTATION FOR NOW. APC DARE NOT WRITE ELECTION RESULT IN ABIA STATE. WE IN ABIA STATE ARE CURRENTLY HAVING A FRESH AIR OF NEW THING, AND WONT TRADE OUR FAST DEVELOPMENT AND PEACE WITH ANY SATANIC PARTY. WE WILL ALL TROUPE OUT TO VOTE, STAND, GUARD AND PROTECT OUR VOTE AND ALEX OTTI WILL CONTINUE THE GOOD WORKS HE IS DOING, EVEN IF HE COME OUT AS AN INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE, WE ALL THE ABIANS CARELESS. ENOUGH OF FEEDING BOTTLE GOVERNMENT IN ABIA STATE. |
CRIMINAL, PULPIT BANDIT, GOD WILL FAIL YOU GUYS. OUR GOVERNMENT HOUSE IS NOT VACANT IT'S BEEN OCCUPIED BY THE RIGHT MAN |
HAVE ANY ONE BOTHERED TO ASK "WHY ARE THERE NO CONSTANT BUILDING COLLAPSE IN THE SOUTH EAST, SOUTH SOUTH AND THE NORTHERN REGION?. WHY IS STRUCTURAL COLLAPSE SO ON THE HIGH SIDE IN THE SOUTH WEST?. THE DAY I DISCOVERED THE REASON, THAT DAY I WAS LIKE WOW, THE DIFFERENCE IS CLEAR. HARDLY CAN YOU HEAR THAT THERE IS BUILDING COLLAPSE IN THE SOUTH EAST, SOUTH SOUTH AND IN THE NORTH, BUT REVERS IS THE CASE IN THE SOUTH WEST. WHAT ARE THE BUILDERS IN THE OTHER PARTS OF NIGERIA ARE DOING THAT THE PEOPLE IN THE WEST HAVE REFUSED TO DO? |
HAVE ANY ONE BOTHERED TO ASK "WHY ARE THERE NO CONSTANT BUILDING COLLAPSE IN THE SOUTH EAST, SOUTH SOUTH AND THE NORTHERN, REGION. WHY ARE STRUCTURAL COLLAPSE IS SO ON THE HIGH SIDE IN THE SOUTH WEST? THE DAY I DISCOVERED THE REASON, THAT DAY I WAS LIKE WOW, THE DIFFERENCE IS CLEAR. HARDLY CAN YOU HEAR THAT THERE IS BUILDING COLLAPSE IN THE SOUTH EAST, SOUTH SOUTH AND IN THE NORTH, BUT REVERS IS THE CASE IN THE SOUTH WEST. WHAT ARE THE BUILDERS IN THE OTHER PARTS OF NIGERIA ARE DOING THAT THE PEOPLE IN THE WEST HAVE REFUSED TO DO? |
GOD FORBID YOU IN ABIA STATE, NO BE ONLY MASCOT NA MASQUARADE, ABIA CAN NEVER GO BACK HER DAYS OF DARKNESS, WE HAVE SEEN LIGHT AND NEVER SHALL DARKNESS COVER US AGAIN. APC IS A TERROR ORGANIZATION AND NEVER SHALL WE EXPEREINCE TERRO IN ABAIA STATE ANY MORE. AMEN. GOD FORBID YOU. |
TULUNBU WILL HANDLE ECONOMY, SHENTIMA WILL HANDLE SECURITY AND HINEC WILL HANDLE GRAB IT AND RUN WITH IT. THIS THING MUST GO ROUND, IT MUST GET TO EVERY ONE. |
HONESTLY SPEAKING, EDO STATE, PEOPLE OF HIGH PEDIGREE AND OF INTELLECTUAL AND PRESTIGIOUS HERITAGE, THE STATE REALLY GOT IT SO BAD THIS TIME AROUND. WHO DO EDO STATE THIS THING, E NO GO BETTER FOR THEM. THE WORST IS THAT THIS IS HOW THE MAN WILL GALLIVANT TILL THE WHOLE OF HIS TENOR ACHIEVING NOTHING AS A GOVERNOR. EDO STATE, I SWEAR UNA NO TRY AT ALL. THIS IS THE WORST TIME FOR ANYONE TO BE ASHAMED TO BE FROM EDO STATE. |
IS A SHAME OF AN ICONIC STATE LIKE EDO STATE. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU ARE RULED BY AN IDIOT. A STATE LIKE EDO RULED BY A SLOW PORK. DE SHAME OF EDO STATE DE SHAME ME. |
Leave it or take it, Christian religious organization is the worst place to work. They make this money there and pay their staff peanut, still they will want to milk the small peanuts they pay their workers via tithes. I am a Christian but will never work for any Christian organization. [b][/b] |
I HOPE HAAAA PHEEE SHIIIIII CAN SEE THAT? |
IGBO TO THE WORLD. ALA IGBO AMAKA..... |