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Religion / Re: Outrage As Leke Adeboye Calls RCCG Pastors ‘goats’ by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:29pm On Apr 06, 2022
MAY 5HE SOUL OF PASTOR DARE ADEBOYE REST WITH THE LORD, HE WAS THE ONLY REPLICA OF DADDY G.O I KNOW, VERY HUMBLE, YOU WONT EVEN NOTICE HE IS AROUND, BUT FILLED WITH WORD OF POWER AND WISDOM.
Business / Re: Which Business Can One Do With ₦1.5 Million? by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:24pm On Mar 22, 2022
Mickykarim:
PUT IT IN THE CAPITAL MARKET, IF YOU DO NOT HAVE IMMEDIATE NEED FOR IT AND OR AN IDEA FOR IT RIGHT AWAY.

The alternative would be a FIXED deposit.
PEOPLE WITH ADVISE CHAAAA, CAPITAL MARKET AND FIX DEPOSIT AT WHAT RATE? , NO RIGHT THINKING INDIVIDUAL DO FIX DEPOSIT NOW ADAYS, UNLESS YOU HAVE EXCESS MONEY THAT YOU REALLY DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT.
Business / Re: Help! Goods Worth N200,000,000 Detained By NIGERIAN CUSTOMS by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:47pm On Mar 22, 2022
N200M?, GOODS BOUGHT FROM THE LOCAL MARKET TO BE CONSUMED BY THE LOCALS, AND LETA SOME F...LS WILL BE SAYING COME AND INVEST IN NIGERIA. ANY WAY GOD BLESS MY COUNTRY, THE UNITED STATE OF AMERICA. N200M NO BE TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND NAIRA, BROTHER I WISH YOU SUCCESS IN THIS BATTLE. HAD IT BEEN YOUR NAME IS ADAMU MUSA YOU WOULDN'T HAVE FAVE THIS THING YOU ARE FACING.
Business / Re: Help! Goods Worth N200,000,000 Detained By NIGERIAN CUSTOMS by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:44pm On Mar 22, 2022
N200M?, GOOD BOUGHT FROM THE LOCAL MARKET TO BE CONSUMED BY THE LOCAL, AND LETA SOME F...LS WILL BE SATING COME AND INVEST IN NIGERIA. ANY WAY GOD BLESS MY COUNTRY THE UNITED STATE OF AMERICA. N200M NO BE TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND NA. BROTHER I WISH YOU SUCCESS I. THIS BATTLE. HAD IT BEEN YOUR NAME IS ADAMU MUSA YOU WOULDN'T HAVE FAVE THIS THING YOU ARE FACING.

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Agriculture / Re: Harvest From My Cassava Farm by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:54pm On Mar 19, 2022
I currently have 10 Acres of same TM 419 cassava which will be a year old April, some of my friend who know about my farm, said with what I have on ground I am silently rich, but to be, it's not at 8f 8 have anything. With this, I will now look into how to maximize those 10 acres.
Agriculture / Re: Harvest From My Cassava Farm by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:54pm On Mar 19, 2022
I currently have 10 Acres of same TM 419 cassava which will be a 6ear old April, some of my friend who know about my farm, said with what I have on ground I am silently rich, but to be, it's not at 8f 8 have anything. With this, I will now look into how to maximize those 10 acres.
Agriculture / Re: Harvest From My Cassava Farm by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:49pm On Mar 19, 2022
I currently have 10 Acres of same TM 419 cassava which will be a 6ear old April, some of my friend who know about my farm, said with what I have on ground I am silently rich, but to be, it's not at 8f 8 have anything. With this, I will now look into how to maximize those 10 acres.
Forum Games / Re: What Would You Do If You Saw This At A Junction? by DEBJOCH1(m): 2:30pm On Mar 19, 2022
GUY HAD IT BEING THAT THE gods REALLY USE TO BEAT WHOSOEVER TOOK FROM ITS, AT LEAST BY NOW THE gods WOULD GAVE DEALT WITH US, UP TO LIVE CHICKEN WHICH WAS SACRIFICED TO THE gods BACK THEN AS KIDS WE WILL PICK THEM, SNICK INTO OUR MOTHERS KITCHEN, PREPARE AND EAT IT. ONE PARTICULAR HOT AFTERNOON, THAT WAS HOW WE SAW FRESH RICE AND STEW, WITH FANTA, APPLE, SWEET AND PLENTY OF COINS NAIRA AROUND IT, THAT WAS HOW MY FRIEND MUDIAGHA LOOKED AT ME AND SAID OH BOY THIS ONE A FRESH MANNER, GUY NAKE WE CARRY AM GO UNDER THAT FRUIT TREE GO CHOP AM, AS A GOOD BOY,I SAID NO MUDIAGHA DIS ONE NA IGBE FOOD, HE TOLD ME TO FORGET IGBE, IF TO SAY IGBE DE HUNGRY SHEYBI HE FOR DON COME OUT COME CARRY HIS FOOD CHOP SINCE, WITH HIS FANTA, APPLE AND MONEY, LIKE PLAY, WE BOTH FINISHED THAT BIG PLATE OF RICE, DRANK THE FANTA, EAT OUR APPLE, PACK THE SWEET AND THE MONEY. GUY IF I SEE SUCH MONEY I WILL PICK THEM AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
Business / Re: Is It Possible For Her To Lay Claim On My Shop by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:58pm On Mar 18, 2022
MARRIAGE IS NOT FOR BOYS AND GIRLS, JUST ONE YEAR AFTER MY MARRIAGE, I STARTED WISHING I COULD TURN BACK THE HAND OF THE CLOCK, I REGRETTED THE VERY FIRST DAY I TOOK THE DECISION TO GET MARRIED, I WISHED HEAVEN COULD FALL AND THAT THE END SHOULD COME. ALONG THE LINE, I TOOK A DECISION AND THE DECISION WAS THAT MY MARRIAGE MUST WORK, I HAD TO PUT EVERY THING ASIDE, INCLUDING "PRIDE, EG I AM THE MAN OF THE MAN HOUSE, SO I MUST BE RESPECTED" I VOWED THAT MY MARRIAGE MUST WORK, THOUGH MY WIFE WAS A HARD NUT TO CRACK, BUT WITH A DETERMINED HEART, I WORKED TOWARDS ACHIEVING IT, AND IT WORKED LIKE MAGGIC, FOR YOU TO HAVE A HAPPY MARRIAGE AS A MAN, YOU MUST LEARN HOW TO OVER LOOK A WHOLE LOTS OF THINGS, WOMEN ARE SPECIAL CREATURE, WHEN THEY NAG AND YOU RESPOND TO THEM, YOU HAVE GIVEN ROOM TO WAHALA, IF THEY NAG AND YOU DONT RESPOND, THAT'S MORE WAHALA. TODAY AFTER 8 YEARS OF MARRIAGE, IS JUST AS IF OUR HONEY MOON IS JUST BEGINING.

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Autos / Re: Belarus Officials Storm Nigeria For Proforce Armoured Personnel Carriers (video) by DEBJOCH1(m): 5:56pm On Mar 18, 2022
WILL IT LAST?
Science/Technology / Re: Bird With Cipher Ring Falls From Sky In Ondo, Causing Confusion (Photo) by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:40am On Mar 14, 2022
Nigerians and Africans with superstitions. Tracker used to monitor the distance or Nations which the bird has covered or gotten to, at the early 2000 we saw in the news when some birds were let loss some where in USA and we saw that the birds got to Nigeria.
Family / Re: Nasarawa Woman: "Why I Allowed My Teenage Son To Impregnate Me" by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:46pm On Mar 06, 2022
NEWS SUCH AS THIS 8S COMMON 8N NASARAWA STATE
Properties / Re: How Much Will It Cost To Roof This House? by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:00pm On Mar 01, 2022
MrLondonder:


calm down babes...therris no need for violense
do u relice am from London & if not for nairaland...u can never get shance to talk to a londoner....so becuz u donbt have moiney, u tink that Hut is a mansion...correct? is that how mansion loooklike there in Nigeria? brick wit no rooof? Bros from were we come from sir...that thing is a hut sir..!!!(no oofeinse) angry
. FROM THE LAST TIME I CHECKED IT IS SPELT THIS WAY REALIZE AND NOT: relice as you spelt, AGAIN FROM THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, THE BRITISH THOUGHT US THE USE OF USE OF ENGLISH, WHY IS IT THAT YOU CANT EVEN SPEAK OR SPEAK LIKE AN ENGLISH MAN WHO LIVE IN LONDON AS YOU CLAIM YOU ARE? INFACT YOU SEEMS TO BE A CLAWN.
Properties / Re: How Much Will It Cost To Roof This House? by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:57pm On Mar 01, 2022
MrLondonder:


calm down babes...therris no need for violense
do u relice am from London & if not for nairaland...u can never get shance to talk to a londoner....so becuz u donbt have moiney, u tink that Hut is a mansion...correct? is that how mansion loooklike there in Nigeria? brick wit no rooof? Bros from were we come from sir...that thing is a hut sir..!!!(no oofeinse) angry
. FROM THE LAST TIME I CHECKED IT IS SPELT THIS WAY REALIZE AND NO relice as you spelt, AGAIN FROM THE LAST TIME I CHECKED THE BRITISH THOUGHT US THE USE OF USE, WHY IS IT YOU CANT EVEN SPEAK OR SPEAK LIKE WHERE YOU CLAIM YOU STAY?
Properties / Re: How Much Will It Cost To Roof This House? by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:51pm On Mar 01, 2022
MrLondonder:


calm down sir..,..am a londoner and altho my range rover is only £37,000(cash), moiney is not everytin. i live in expensive flat near riverside. and we dont have huts like that hear in london bro. even my dog cannnot eat brealfast there sir
Op live in a hut but say the hut is a house. Can u honestly carrry a babe to a junk yard hut like that? who leaves in that kinda place in 2022?....are u kiddddin me sir? I notise 98% of the people in these thread live in hut like that which is why they tink is a great home. Am sorrry but I cant even park my range in a junk place like that...they should break that hut down & sell the brick to homeless pooor people!!!(no oofeinse) angry
. YOU ARE COMPLETE ARINDI, ODE, OPONU, EKPA, OKPO, THATS WHAT YOU ARE
Agriculture / Re: I'm Looking For Fish To Buy by DEBJOCH1(m): 3:23pm On Feb 27, 2022
captainspear:
I find your comment insulting and I will not take it, I demand an immediate apology. What you explained only happens to greedy people, if your fish was worth it's price, you would have gotten your deal but you met someone more cunning and the tables turned now you're bitter, calling people names on the internet will only deepen your pain, I am not looking to buy on credit, neither does my mum owe anyone. Learn to do business with honesty and see how honest people look for you. Apologize now.
. APOLOGY TENDERED IF YOU ARE NOT IN THAT GROUP.

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Agriculture / Re: I'm Looking For Fish To Buy by DEBJOCH1(m): 3:22pm On Feb 27, 2022
captainspear:
I find your comment insulting and I will not take it, I demand an immediate apology. What you explained only happens to greedy people, if your fish was worth it's price, you would have gotten your deal but you met someone more cunning and the tables turned now you're bitter, calling people names on the internet will only deepen your pain, I am not looking to buy on credit, neither does my mum owe anyone. Learn to do business with honesty and see how honest people look for you. Apologize now.
. APOLOGY TENDERED IF YOU ARE NOT I. THAT GROUP.
Business / Re: Pure Water Producers Announce Price Increase by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:33pm On Feb 26, 2022
SINCE 2008 THAT I BECAME INDEPENDENT FROM MY PARENTS AND STARTED EARNING, I HAVE ALWAYS DEPENDED ON BUYING BAGS OF SACHET PURE WATER EVEN WHEN OUR BOREHOLE IS NEATER THAN MIST OF THESE PUREWATER, DOWN TILL LAST YEARS, BUT RECENTLY I HAD TO CALL MY WIFE AND ON A ROUND TABLE MEETING AND TOLD THEM THAT, GOING FORWARD, IN THIS HOUSE THERE 8S NO GOING TO BE BUYING 9F BAGS OF PURE WATER AGAIN AND STOCK THEM ANT LONGER, WE WILL MAKE DO WITH THE WATER FROM BOREHOLE. SINCE I TOOK THAT DECISION, 8 NO LONGER GIVE A DAM ON HOW MUCH A SACHET OR BAG OF PURE WATER IS, AT LEAST CLOSE A YEAR NOW WE DONT CARE ABOUT THE PRICE OF PYRE WATER.

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Religion / Re: Please I need help. My life is crashing by DEBJOCH1(m): 5:58pm On Feb 26, 2022
"YOU DEPOSITED THE MONEY INTO YOUR FOREX ACCOUNT, AND BEFORE 30 MINUTES, THE MONEY WENT VOOOM" RIGHT?, GUY 5GERE IS NO SPIRIT ANY WHERE CAUSING ANY COUGH AMD STEAL YOUR MONEY, FROM YOUR FIRST, I HAVE WHERE I PUT THE MONEY, OTHERS ARE MAKING IT BIG THERE", YOUR LAST STATEMENT BROTHER GAVE ME N30K, THE CAUGH CAME AGAIN, 8 DEPOSIRED 5GE MONEY INTO MY FOREX. GUY, THERE IS NO ANYTHING ANY WHERE STEALING YOUR MONEY, RATHER YOU ARE THE ONE DOING YOUR SELF, YOU ADDICTED TO GAMBLING, BETTING, STAKING AND FOREXING. YOU JUST NEED TO BREAK YOUR SELF OUT FROM THOSE ADDICTION. THE CAUGH YOU USUALLY HAVE IS AN IMAGINARY THING. ONCE YOU ARE ADDICTED INTO GAMBLING, STACKING, FOREXING WITHOUT RESULT, EVEN IF YOU HAVE 100M, YOU WONT KNOW WHAT YOU DO WITH THE MONEY.

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Agriculture / Re: Buy Our Yoghurt Lactic Culture by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:19pm On Feb 23, 2022
I 8ntend starting a mini yoghourt production outlet, how much do you sell your culture?
Agriculture / Re: I'm Looking For Fish To Buy by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:06pm On Feb 23, 2022
Your mum is one of those who had rendered Cat Fish farmers useless with ridiculous process, Fish farmers are now wiser that they only sell their fishes to those good buyers who stick with them during the glut, thereby snubbing the type of your mum as customer, I remembered that year, a woman came to my farm, we I told her my price, she said I should drain the water from my pound, she say we should start harvesting, we have started the harvesting there and then she now is no longer buying it at the same same price we agreed, she had to price it half of the price because she has seen that the fishes has gone through stress, if I am not careful I might loss some of them, I had to order that all the fishes should be returned to the pound, thank God it was a natural pound, I had to chase the woman a way with insult and warned her never to get closer to my pound again. During scarcity of that was how we saw the woman at our pound, we had to chase her away, she saw others buying. A serious and good fish buyer wount have problem getting fish to buy in bulk at this period, ask your mum that how long has she been in this fish business, who and who is she owing because that's their second name, they may go to place like Ibadan buy fish wort N800k pay N300k with a promise to return and you will never see them again they will run to Osun or Ogun state. If truelly she us a good and sincere buyer she would have built a good customer base with farmers. Stop looking for supplier for her, she knows how this thing is done.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Deputy Governor, Oko Chukwu Best Governorship Material For Abia - Hon Uka by DEBJOCH1(m): 2:42pm On Feb 23, 2022
ABIA HAS NEVER HAD A GOVERNOR SINCE 1999 TO DATE, RATHER BUT HAD HAD BUNCH OF IMBECILES. THE ONLY RIGHT THINKING OR REASONABLE CANDIDATE TO OCCUPY THE SEAT OF ABIA GOVERNOR IS ALEX OTTI OR THE DOCTOR UCHE, THE CURRENT STATE MINISTER FOR MINE...., THE CURRENT GOVERNOR IS EVEN THE WORST.

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Business / Re: Can I Sell My House To Invest In Business ? by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:56pm On Feb 21, 2022
A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE, DONT SELL, GO AND LOOK FOR YOUR BUSINESS MONEY SO E WHERE ELSE. YOU SELL IT YOU WILL REGRET 8N FUTURE. I WILL RATHER ADVISE SOME ONE TO SELL HIS CAR AND STAR BUSINESS THAN SELL HOUSE. WHAT IS THE POSIBIILITY THAT THE BUSINESS WILL FLOURISH IN SHORT TIME?
Romance / Re: If You Drank Any Of These And You Are Still Single, Please Go For Deliverance !! by DEBJOCH1(m): 1:15pm On Feb 20, 2022
IF YOU WATCH SUNDAY ROUNDEVOURE AND YOU ARE STILL SINGLE, YOU NEED DELIVERANCE.

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Religion / Re: Does God Answer The Prayers Of Yahoo Boys And Call Girls? by DEBJOCH1(m): 1:06pm On Feb 20, 2022
A YAHOO OR RITUAL BOYS, RUNS GIRLS OR PROSTITUDE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO PRAY AS OTHER BELIEVERS DOES, BUT ONE THING WE SHOULD KNOW IS THIS, GOD DOES NOT ANSWER EVERY PRAYER THE BIBLE SAYS THAT THE PRAYER OF A SINNER IS AN ABOMINATION BEFORE GOD. God only listen to prayers from a broken heart, a broken heart and a contrite spirit mean to experience “godly sorrow [that] worketh repentance” (2 Corinthians 7:10). ... Those who have a broken heart and a contrite spirit are willing to do anything and everything that God asks of them, THE QUESTION NOW IS AFTER THE PRAYER WILL THE YAHOO+RITUAL BOY AND THE RUNS GIRLS GO BACK TO THEIR EVIL WAYS IR STICK TO GOD AFTER THE PRAYER?, IF THEY WILL TURN FROM THEIR EVIL WAYS AND STAY PUT WITH GOD 8T MEANS THEIR IS ANSWERED, IF IF THEIR 8NTENSIIN IS AFTER THE PRAYER THEY GO BACK TO THEIR EVIL WAYS, IT MEANS THEY JUST SUCCEEDED IN WASTING THEIR TIME, AND THAT'S THE KIND OF PRAYERS WE CALL AS AN ABOMINABLE PRAYER. IS JUST LIKE A BABALAWO ASKED YOU TO MAKE A SACRIFICE WITH A CAT AT 7PM IN AN OPEN PLACE, AND YOU FEEL THAT USING CAT IS TOO SMALL ANS YOU GO AND BUY A BIG GOAT AND MAKE THE SACRIFICE AT MIDNIGHT, TO A NATIVE DOCTOR,YOU HAVE FLOP THE RULE OF THE SACRIFICE, IS EITHER TWO THINGS HAPPENS FOR SURE, EITHER YOU RUN MAD FIR GOING AGAINST THE LAW OR... JUST GOD OUR GOD IS SO MERCY THAT'S WHY WE TOLL WITH GOD.
Family / Re: You Adopted A Boy And Later Gave Birth To A Boy. Who Is Your First Son? by DEBJOCH1(m): 1:47pm On Feb 19, 2022
And tomorrow you will call the white racist, call South African Xenophobians not k owing that you are the head of the racist.

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Romance / Re: It's Over, My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by DEBJOCH1(m): 11:18pm On Feb 10, 2022
CONGRATULATION AND WELCOME TO THE CLUB OF FATHERHOOD, HOPE YOUR MANHOOD WILL NOW REST FOR A WHILE, NOT TOO BAD, A TI OF NAN ONE 8S JUST N3,500 AND NAN TWO ALMOST SAME PRICE, AND IS I TIN EVERY 4 - 5 DAYS, PROCE OF PAMPERS NOT EQUALLY SMILING.
Sports / Re: Senegal Vs Equatorial Guinea: AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (3 - 1) On 30th Jan 2022 by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:29pm On Jan 30, 2022
Cameroun is not a west Afrique nation, but a Central Afrique. EQG on the other hand is also Spanish colonized Rich Central Afrique nation with Malabo as it's capital. Small but rich and organized place. Most Camerounian take to EQG as their own America and very few EQGns stays in Cameroun because they see Cameronians as corrupt people, and on the other side Cameroun learn their corruptions tendencies from the giant of Africa because because of the common boundaries the share with us from Taraba, Cross River et' al. EQG is Purely 95% Christian nation, with less than 3% Muslim population, you can imagine what a sweet nation such a country will be, sorry I am not sounding religious but the obvious fact.
Sports / Re: Senegal Vs Equatorial Guinea: AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (3 - 1) On 30th Jan 2022 by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:27pm On Jan 30, 2022
Cameroun is not a west Afrique nation, but a Central Afrique. EQG on the other hand is also Spanish colonized Rich Central Afrique nation with Malabo as it's capital. Small but rich and organized place. Most Camerounian take to EQG as their own America and very few EQGns stays in Cameroun because they see Cameronians as corrupt people, and on the other side Cameroun learn their corruptions tendencies from the giant of Africa because because of the common boundaries the share with us from Taraba, Cross River et' al. Purely 95% Christian nation, with less than 3% Muslim, you can imagine what a sweet nation such a country will be, sorry I am not sounding religious but the obvious fact.
Sports / Re: Senegal Vs Equatorial Guinea: AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (3 - 1) On 30th Jan 2022 by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:26pm On Jan 30, 2022
Cameroun is not a west Afrique nation, but a Central Afrique. EQG on the other hand is also Spanish colinised Rich Central Afrique nation with Malabo as it's capital. Small but rich and organized place. Most Camerounian take to EQG as their own America and very few EQGns stays in Cameroun because they see Cameronians as corrupt people, and on the other side Cameroun learn their corruptions tendencies from the giant of Africa because because of the common boundaries the share with us from Taraba, Cross River et' al. Purely 95% Christian nation, with less than 3% Muslim, you can imagine what a sweet nation such a country will be, sorry I am not sounding religious but the obvious fact.

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Romance / Re: My Future Wife Whatsapp Chat by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:02am On Jan 25, 2022
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT CHAT, DONT GO AND BE KILLING YOUR SELF. THE LADY IN QUESTION IS NOT INTO THAT RELATIONSHIP RATHER THE GUY 8S THE ONE FORCING HIMSELF TO THE GIRL. BUT GIRLS BEEN WHO THEY ARE, THEY WILL WANT WANT TO OBTAIN FROM A,B,C WITHOUT GIVING EITHER ANY POSITIVE RESPONSE. SHE IS LOOKING FOR EVERY AVAILABLE MEANS TO CASH OUT FROM ALL ANGLES

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