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BusinessRe: The Dishonesty And Fraudulence Of My Bank by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:16am On May 25
I CAN SEE HOW JOBLESS SOME PERSONS CAN BE. SO YOU HAVE THE WHOLE TIME ON THIS EARTH FOR ALL THESE?....

NA WA OOO, YOU MEAN YOU WOKE UP WENT TO USE THE ATM MACHINE AND SAW A COMPANY ADVERTISING A BRAND OF FASHION TO PROMOTE LOCAL FASHION ENTERPRENUREOR LOCAL CONTENT, YOU GOT IRRITATED BY THE PICTURES YOU SAW AND SAID THAT YOU WANT TO CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT.

YOU WENT BACK HOME, PREPARE YOUR SELF, BRUSHED YOUR TEETH, HAD YOUR BATH, CAME BACK TO THE BRANCH OF THE BANK AND INSISTED YOU WANT TO CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT, THEY ACCENDED TO YOUR WISH OF CLOSING YOUR ACCOUNT, THEY GAVE YOU A CONDITION AND TOLD YOU, THAT YOU HAD OUTSTANDING DEBT OF 48KOBO IN SOME ACCOUNT, 4 CENT ETC FOR STAMP DUTY ON OTHER ACCOUNT.

YOUR ARE HERE ASKING QUESTION ON HOW COME THE 48KOBO AND 4 CENT ETC. INFACT, IT'S OBVIOUS THAT SOME ONE HERE NEED HELP...
BusinessRe: The Dishonesty And Fraudulence Of My Bank by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:04am On May 25
I CAN SEE HOW JOBLESS SOME PERSONS CAN BE. SO YOU HAVE TIME FOR ALL THESE?.... NA WA OOO
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Cannot Borrow Its Way To Development – Oyedele by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:42am On May 13
CHO CHO CHO HAS STARTED, YOPU HAVE STARTED GAINING CONFIDENCE TO CHALLENGE YOUR MASTER WHO BUILT LAGOS, YOU WILL SOON BE RELIEF OF YOUR DUTY FOR OVER CHO CHO CHO..
InvestmentRe: Would You Rather Travel To UK With 30 Million Or Invest In Nigeira? by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:05am On May 06
Even with N70m, I will rather go to the UK to do cleaning job, i will go there to have a sane mind, good security system, sanity and tranquility, quality life style etc.

With N150m in Nigeria, you will be constantly afraid of kidnapers, stray bullet, police brutality, injustice system, you will be afraid of your neighbor, afraid of village people, etc.

With that N30m investment in Nigeria, inflation is there to eat up the money and you might not even certain on how the next government policy will crumble you or reduce that n30m into a mere n3m, thereby bringing you back to square starting point.

Wise people today save to Japa and not to invest into uncertain or unpredictable system.
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AgricultureRe: How Lucrative Is Pig Rearing Business by DEBJOCH1(m): 4:15pm On May 04
Precious201010:
That's the most lucrative business here in Benue state, so pigs goes as high as 750k, they also use it for bride price payments here .

The business is good, they don't usually fall sick, treatment is once every 3-4 months...

They eat almost anything U offer to them...

Their pregnancy is usually 3 months and 3 weeks, and they can give birth to up to 10...

Make sure U keep enough money to feed them, also do small swimming pool for them... They don't like heat.
THIS KIND OF ADVISE IS THE TYPE THAT LURE PEOPLE INTO WHAT THEY WILL END UP REGRETING THEIR ACTION IN LIFE. YES PIG FARM IS A GOOD BUSINESS BUT NOT JUST AS THIS ONE ABOVE ME JUST QUOTED IT. IMAGINE HIM SAYING THAT YOU TREAT THERM ONCE EVERY 3-4 MONTHS, IMAGINE HIM SAYING THAT PIG EAT VIRTUALLY ANYTHING. WITH ALL HINESTLY, IF YOU FOLLOW THIS ADVISE YOU WILL FALL AND SCRACH LIKE ROCK OF GILBRATAR..

PIG BUSINESS IS GARBAGE IN GARBAGE OUT, MEANING THAT IF YOU WANT RESULT FROM PIG FARMING, YOU HAVE TO MAKE ADEQUATE PROVISION FOR THEIR FEEDING WHICH DOESNT COME CHEAP NOW, MEDICATION, HOUSING, WATER, SECURITY.

YOU MUST BE HARDWORKING, TIRELESS, SHAMELESS ETC.
FamilyRe: Grandpa’s Reaction As Grandkids Joke About How They’ll Bury Him Sparks Reactions by DEBJOCH1(m): 5:01pm On Mar 24
THE GRAND PA IS NOT NEW IN CONTENT CREATION, HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN MAKING CONTENT ABOUT GOD, MAKING HEAVEN AND GETTING CLOSER TO JESUS CHRIST. HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN MAKING CONTENT ABOUT DEATH, SAYING THAT DEATH IS A DEBT WHICH ALL MEN OWE AND MUST PAY.

SUCH A PLAY OR SENSE OF HUMOR MIGHT NOT BE NEW TO THE MAN.
FamilyRe: When Last Did You Tell your Wife You Love Her? by DEBJOCH1(m): 1:48pm On Mar 16
THE LAST TIME I TOLD HER I LOVE HER WAS THIS MORNING, 16TH MARCH 2026.
PoliticsRe: DSS Arrests Udeme Stephen For Threatening Peter Obi After Edo Attack by DEBJOCH1(m): 4:44pm On Mar 03
AND HE IS A YOUTH ABI A LOOT. THINKING THAT THE FUTURE OF A NATION LAYS IN THE HAND OF THE YOUTH IS A TANTAMOUNT TO A WASTE OF TIME.
PoliticsRe: 23 Banks That Have Met CBN’s New Capital Requirements by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:27am On Feb 20
Freetech:
Kudos to all the banks. They raised the funds from the same Nigeria, ADC&obidence claimed is dead economically

Even Peter Obi bank is making lots of money but deceiving gullible youths that Nigeria economy is bad

To know that he and his Ipob want to collect $100 for registration from the same youth he claimed are poor because of current economic situation baffles me.
. your rant and statement shows you don’t know anything about economy growth. there are two types of people who make makes most in this regime, and they are firs and bank.

any bank which cannot meet that that requirement at this period does not have any business existing.

banks at this period makes above 100% profit than they did during Buhari, Jonathan and Yaradua put together. this is because the draconian policy of this government favors them most, and this is to the detriment of poor Nigerians and ignorant fellows like you. But your level of hate will not allow you to be wise and upon minded, but will rather keep supporting your master. That’s why you are a slave master.
The banks now as it stands are agent that the government use in milking the mases, as it stands, the relationship that exist between this government and bank is a kind of relationship that we call scratch my back I scratch your back.

Do you know that for every earning you make in the bank today, earning such as Treasury Bill, FD, Bond, sales of share, profit from any investment you make etc. the bank charge you 10% interest on it as withholding tax, the bank and government has a formula that the device is sharing it.

Let me enlightened more, for instance you invest N10m on Treasury bill at the prevailing rate of 17.5%
10,000,000x17/100=N1,700,000. Before now your profit for investing N10m into TB for one year was supposed to be N1.665m that’s minus 2% With Holding Tax on your earning (WHT).
But today, reverse is the case withholding tax as at now is 10% meaning that on that N1.7m you are supposed to make as profit, the government will remove 10% WHT meaning that the government will be making over N170k from your own profit, and the bank will also remove their own charges.
Before you know it you will be losing close to N250k from your supposed N1.7m interest.

I just noticed that APC supporters are the dullest, the dumbest, the most cracks set of people, so long they keep getting that peanuts of N2k they usually get, they don’t have any other brain to reason well.
HealthRe: Nigeria Isn’t As Bad As You Think — Let Me Explain by DEBJOCH1(m): 11:14am On Feb 12
SAVE US THIS LONG EPISTLE AND RETURN BACK TO NIGERIA...
PoliticsRe: Ogun At 50: How Ogun Under Gbenga Daniel Pioneered Electricity Distribution by DEBJOCH1(m): 1:18pm On Feb 05
LIES FROM THE PIT OF HELL. TILL NOW MAJOR TOWN IN OGUN STATE ARE ALL IN THEIR STATE OF BLACK OUT.
PoliticsRe: Who Would You Vote Among These Presidential Candidates If Presented And Why? by DEBJOCH1(m): 3:43pm On Feb 02
ONLINE AND OPINION POOL WILL ALWAYS VOTE IN PO, BUT THE REAL RIGGERS AND THE RIGGING MACHINES WILL ALWAYS DO WHAT THEY ARE KNOWN FOR.
PoliticsRe: It Took Me Over 7 Years To Make My First ₦1 Million – Nollywood Actor Eso Dike by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:51am On Jan 14
THE GUY IS SAYING THE TRUTH, I STAYED IN SURULERE AND HAVE SOME OF THE NOLLYWOOD GUYS AS CLOSE PALL THEN, THEY ARE DAM BROKE.
PoliticsRe: It Took Me Over 7 Years To Make My First ₦1 Million – Nollywood Actor Eso Dike by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:17am On Jan 14
THE GUY IS SAYING THE TRUTH, I STAYED IN SURULERE AND HAVE SOME OF THE NOLLYWOOD GUYS ARE DAM BROKE
RomanceRe: Man Narrates How Girlfriend Dumped Him After He Sold His Car To Send Her Abroad by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:05am On Jan 13
ONE DAY ONE TROUBLE.
CrimeRe: Shock As Popular South African DJ, Warras Is Shot Dead In Johannesburg by DEBJOCH1(m): 12:51pm On Dec 17, 2025
HIS FELLOW LAZZY BLACK SOUTHY FELT HE WAS A NIGERIAN OR A ZIMBABWEN. THAT WAS HOW THEY KPAI LUCKY DUBE THINKING AND BELEIVING HE WAS A NIGERIAN.
PoliticsRe: Hidden Fulani Settlements In Ejiba, Kogi State Uncovered By Security Operatives by DEBJOCH1(m): 4:39pm On Dec 16, 2025
FULANI AND YORUBA ARE BROTHERS, THEY ARE ONE, THAT IS IN TULUNBU'S VOICE..... LET THE BROTHERLY LOVE LEAD.
PoliticsRe: Islamists March With Palestinian Flag In Osun State by DEBJOCH1(m): 4:12pm On Dec 15, 2025
South West, ALMOST GONE.
PoliticsRe: Residents Cry Out As Insecurity Spreads To South-west, Slam Tinubu’s Silence by DEBJOCH1(m): 2:01pm On Dec 12, 2025
ON HIS MANHOOD WE SHALL STAND. TOLONBU WILL HANDLE THE ECONOMY AND SHETANMAN WILL HANDLE INSECURITY.....
PoliticsRe: Adelabu Petitions DSS Over Primate Ayodele’s ₦150m Demand For ‘Spiritual Help" by DEBJOCH1(m): 1:57pm On Dec 12, 2025
PROPHET GBAJUEEEEEEEEEE
IslamRe: Countries With Largest Muslim Population (see List) by DEBJOCH1(m): 1:29pm On Dec 12, 2025
AND HOW MANY OF THOSE COUNTRIES AS AT TODAY ENJOY THE WORD “PEACE”?. VIOLENT JIHADIST HAS TAKEN OVER THOSE NATIONS AND HAS TAKEN PEACE AWAY FROM THE NATIONS.

CITIZENS OF THOSE COUNTRIES RUN TO OTHER NATIONS FOR SAFETY AND STILL CARRY THEIR WICKED IDEOLOGY AND VIOLENT RELIGION BELIEVE TO OTHER SANE NATION TO CAUSE COAX THERE. ISLAMABAD

PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill Mu’azu Zannan Gwashi After Collecting ₦15M Ransom by DEBJOCH1(m): 5:04pm On Dec 11, 2025
SHEIK GUMI BOYS DOING THEIR JOB. THE NORTH SHOULD KEEP SUPPORTING THOSE BANDITS, AFTER ALL THE BANDITS DO SHOUT ALLAHU AKBAR EACH TIME THEY KILL AND MAIM, THAT'S THE ROOT OF THEIR RELIGION, KILL, STEAL AND DESTROY
FamilyRe: Man Celebrates Buying His Parents His First-ever Bag Of Rice For Christmas. by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:46am On Dec 11, 2025
Kaczynski:
nigerian food is overrated and slop ,cant even cook without oil. nigerian jollof rice is all hype, ghana jollof rice worse. best jollof rice goes to senegal . the best food in africa is ethiopian . cheesy


Its no wonder nigerians are get numerpus pox left and roght .
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ARE YOU AN ANTELOPE OR GRASS CUTTER? WHY ON EARTH WILL A NORMAL HUMAN BEING COOK WITHOUT OIL?
HealthRe: Man Desperately Tries To Explain He’s Sane After Being Raided With Mentally Ill by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:07am On Dec 11, 2025
JUST DO THE BEST BY AVOIDING ANYTHING THAT WILL LEAD YOU TO START SHALAYING....
TravelRe: "US Bound" Stowaway Arrested At Ilorin Airport by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:35am On Dec 11, 2025
AFTER THE WEEREY HAS CAMPAIGNED AND VOTE FOR RUBBISH HE NOW WANT TO STOWAWAY AND LEAVE US?. NO, THE OLORIBURUKU SHOULD BE FORCED TO RETURN AND CONTINUE FROM WHERE HE STOPPED.
RomanceRe: How Should I Go About This? by DEBJOCH1(m): 1:44pm On Dec 10, 2025
KING OF OLOKU, FUTURE HUSBAND TO A FUTURE YEYE OSUN, YOU ARE WELCOME ON BOARD, WHEN YOU WERE KNACKING THE KNACKING YOU DID NOT ASK ANY QUESTION OOO.

ANY WAYS, IF HER WAYS PLEASE YOU, WHY NOT?

THE ONLY ADVICE I HAVE FOR YOU IS THAT YOU SHOULD JUST MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A READY SUPPLIER OF FANTA, CABIN BISCUIT AND APPLE SELLER AROUND.
RomanceRe: How Should I Go About This? by DEBJOCH1(m): 1:41pm On Dec 10, 2025
KING OF OLOKU, FUTURE HUSBAND TO A FUTURE YEYE OSUN, YOU ARE WELCOME ON BOARD, WHEN YOU WERE KNACKING THE KNACKING YOU DID NOT ASK ANY QUESNTION OOO.

ANY WAYS, IF HER WAYS PLEASES YOU, WHY NOT?.
PoliticsRe: Top 50 Most Hated People In History by DEBJOCH1(m): 11:10am On Dec 10, 2025
OUR OWN PABLO ESCOBA IS MISSING FROM THE LIST.

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