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Amansharma2:
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Stevebamdex:
Jesus is lord john 13:13
He is God in the flesh.that's why he said he will judge all men..revelation 22:11-13

Lols....how is it now possible for the son to be the father

Jesus is Lord(God)..... (1)
Jesus is the son of God.... (2)

How is it possible for Jesus to perform those two big functions??


Also If Jesus is God, then you indirectly saying that he was not created but he created all of us including his mother.

Also if Jesus is God u also also telling n indirectly that he do sleep(Wen he slept @ d back of the boat wen a huge wind was blowing whixh caused the boat to be unstable nd he leta prayed to God.... Dt inside a Kristian book)..... He also eat(Wen he was eating with his disciples, they ate bread nd drank wine), He was also punished by men(wen he was punished ed by the disbelievers nd nailed to the cross). Also he was also given birth by Mary.


In conclusion take equation(1) nd (2)
Thus, God=Jesus
Whixh means ur God sleep, eat, was tortured, was born, in conclusion u just proved that ur God is a human being just like u.

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Stevebamdex:
How then do you muslims find it difficult to believe that jesus is the son of God.?? He doesn't need to have sex with women before he could beget..he only spoke a word and jesus was conceived by mary miraculously..so jesus is the son of God.

Lols.... Make I scatter ur brain small...
U said Jesus=Son of God abi?
Oya do you belive Jesus is Lord??

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Stevebamdex:
You mean Allah is limited in knowledge and power that he can never beget anyone unless he had sex with women?

How is it possible for God to have sex??
Don't you know it a kind of insult to his personality??

Oppypoppy:
So what recorded miracle did Mohammed did

He did a lot of miracles and he also had some unique or special properties whixh made him different

Annunaki:
So what choice did saffiya have when mohammed forcefully married her same day he murdered her husband and husband

Sorry oooo... Where u see dt one??

proudkafir:
@ Deboxoxo, you quoted the verse below to proove that the comforter is mohammed:

"The Comforter, the Spirit of Truth, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring to your remembrance all that I said unto you." [Bible - John 14:26]

Do you now believe that God is the father of Jesus, as against the standard islamic teachings?

God can never be the father of Jesus christ.... How is it possible for a supernatural beign, unseen, powerful, greatest and the creator of heaven and earth to gv birth??
Don't you understand the story??
God can never give birth and he can never be the father... . He is the master while Jesus, prophet Muhammad and all other prophet and messengers including everybody and tinz in the universe and outside the universe are all slave

Do you also need biblical proof that God is not the father of Jesus??

lastmessenger:
I did all those things in school and still have not been able to use them.

Lol

kylekent55:
Yap u are very correct. Or infinite.

Hmm

ADEWUMIMichael:
no scatter pexin brain bro.....

Lol

ijci:
waiting for d ansa is like waiting for vision 2020

Lol

I can recall in 2012,2013 that we do have mathematics quiz here on Nairaland which serve as a source of learning and motivational to some students and learners... But it's like it is no more existing since 2014,2015, and the present year... Please what the main cause or problem why we don't have such an educative programme existing here again??

Your views are needed pls.

realmindz:
a prophet that massacred people, that raped young girls, that invented terrorism and jihad, that had many wives, that never performed miracles, nothing about him is miraculous....A prophet that invented the tormenting religion of word peace and humanitarian services.
God bless prophet alahji mohammed

I wonder the kind of religion u practising dt taught u how to lie and blackmail pple...... Anyway my advice for you is that don't say what you don't know abt people... It is better for you to make deep research abt dm b4 making strict judgement abt dm *winks*

Stevebamdex:
1-Where was it written that mohammed would come after jesus?
2-Pls name those miracles mohammed was able to performed in the name of his allah?
Waiting.......!

"The Comforter, the Spirit of Truth, whom
the Father will send in my name, he shall
teach you all things, and bring to your
remembrance all that I said unto you."
[Bible - John 14:26]
Jesus, the son of Mary, said, "A
messenger will come after me, named
Ahmad." [Holy Quran 61:6]
The chief priests and Levites asked John
the Baptist, "If you are not the Christ
(Messiah), and not Elijah - are you THAT
Prophet?" [Bible - John 1:20]
When the chief priests and Levites asked
John the Baptist who he was, they asked
him in a very strange way. First they
questioned him as to whether or not he was
the anticipated "Messiah" [Christ in Koine
Greek]. He was not the "Messiah" that
had hoped for. Next they asked if he was
the prophet Elijah and again he tells
them, "No." Now comes the really strange
part. Finally, they asked him if he is
"That Prophet?"
Are you Christ? - [No]
Are you Elijah? - [No]
Are you THAT Prophet? - [No]
What did they mean by "That Prophet?"
We of course, know who the "Christ" is.
After all, Christians should know that
"Christ" is merely a shortened form of the
Koine Greek word "christos," intended to
mean the Hebrew word "Messiah."
The Jews of two thousand years ago were
definitely looking for the Messiah, who it
was foretold in their books, would come
and lead them to victory over their
oppressors and thus gain for them mastery
over this world. They were much oppressed
under Roman domination and even their
own Jewish kings were seen as nothing
more than puppets or agents for the
disbelievers. Certainly, they would have
been most happy to see someone come on
the scene who would defeat their Roman
masters and slave drivers.
Then the priests and Levites asked John the
Baptist if he might be the prophet Elijah,
returning back after hundreds of years
being away. There was the notion amongst
them that Elijah would come back. But
again, John the Baptist is denying he is
Elijah.
Then, who is he? They wonder at this man
living out in the desert and forsaking
wealth and luxury and fasting, avoiding
the material attractions of life.
Again, they ask John the Baptist who he
is. "Are you THAT Prophet?" And one more
time he denies being "THAT Prophet," but
then he does tell them about someone who
will come after him soon, whom he claims
he is not worthy to even unlace his shoes.
However, this does not answer the
question, "Who were they expecting
besides the Messiah?" Could it be they
were looking for someone like Muhammad?
(Could be)
Who is THAT Prophet? -
Keep reading and learn who "That
Prophet" is and what other proofs can be
discovered within the Holy texts to
support this idea.
For centuries Muslims have believed Jesus,
peace and blessings be upon him, was
"THAT Prophet" mentioned in these words
of the Gospel of John. The Quran states
one of the important features of Jesus'
mission was to give the "bashir" or 'glad
tidings' of the coming of the Prophet
Muhammad, peace and blessings be upon
him. During his short missionary career
that lasted not more than three years, and
which was overshadowed by the hostile
attitude of his own people, Jesus gave
them the good news of Ahmad , (one of the
forms of "Muhammad" the last messenger
of God, who would perfect the divine
teaching both in theory and in practice.
The Quran mentions that, Jesus says:
"O Children of Israel! I am the messenger
of Allah {Almighty God} (sent) to you,
confirming the Law (Torah or Old
Testament) before me, and giving glad
tidings of a messenger to come after me,
whose name shall be Ahmad."
[Holy Quran 61:6]
The Quran gives the name as Ahmad, one of
several ways to say Muhammad's name.
Just as we have in English the name
Joseph, and often use a shorter form such
as "Joe" or the familiar form, "Joey," and
other names like "Jonathan" which
becomes "John"; "Jack" or "Johnny", so in
the same way we find Arabic has similar
forms for a name. Muhammad, Ahmad and
Hamad are a few of the names originating
from the root word, "hamd" (meaning
'praise) in Arabic, and can be understood
as "The one who praises (God)"; "the
praised one"; "praising"; etc.
Abdullah Yusuf Ali in his translation of
the meanings of the Quran to English, he
states, "Ahmad or Muhammad, the Praised
One is a translation of the Koine Greek
word Periclytos. In the present gospel of
John 14:16, 15:26 and 16:7, the Greek
word Paracletos is translated in the NIV
as Comforter. Paracletos can mean an
Advocate, or "one called to the help of
another", "a kind friend." Muhammad,
peace and blessings be upon him, was
known from birth as one who brought
comfort and reconciliation to family,
friends and strangers alike, especially in
bringing together the ties of kinship and
brotherly love.
Another nick name of the prophet
Muhammad, peace and blessings be upon
him, mentioned in the Bible (or at least
what is left of it in the English language)
is "The Spirit of Truth." As-Saddiq means
exactly that and it is was another name
given to Muhammad, peace and blessings
be upon him, by those who knew his
proclivity for honesty and integrity.
The New Testament Gospel according to
John, Jesus, peace and blessings be upon
him, promises them the Paracletos will
come four times (John 14:16; 14:26;
15:26; 16:7). Naturally, Jesus, peace and
blessings be upon him, did not return in
their lifetime nor did any other prophet
for that matter, so later thinkers came up
with the notion that it was not Jesus "in
person" but rather, Jesus coming back in
"spirit form." This led some Christians to
assert, this was to be the Holy Spirit, who
would descend upon the disciples on the
Day of the Pentecost (Acts 2), to witness
Christ and lead them into the whole truth
and to be with the believers forever, and
they would not die (John 3:16), but have
everlasting life. Also, some added verses
later (see footnotes to Revised Standard
Version of the Bible) to the very last
chapter of Mark (16), wherein, they have
the Spirit coming upon them in such a way
they imagined themselves going to be able
to speak with new languages; pick up
snakes, lay hands on the sick to cure them
and even drink poison and nothing would
hurt them. [Luke 23:17-18]
Another point is, the Paracletos,
comforter or the Spirit of truth, was going
to dwell with us from now on. Certainly
anyone could see Muhammad's influence
and his message of worshipping only One
God without any partners has prevailed
long after his earthly life.

He is a God sent prophet, the best of mankind, the last prophet,Isn't it written in the Bible dt a messenger will come after Jesus?
Also NOTE that all prophet or messenger of God are given each power to perform miracles and they perform their miracle with the permission or power of God... They can't just make miracles happen witout God.

So OP, make ur research well cos I see nothing good in telling lies or saying wat u know not about someone or pple... Wen u done with ur research, come bk nd post well

Ore road?? *confused*

It is known that if you divide element of the same identity u get one(1) except wen divided by 0...Thus, a/a=1,1/1=1 but a/0=undefine or infinite nd 0/0=undefine or infinite.

What will be the value of infinite/infinite??
Also proof ur ansa cos no answer is perfectly correct unless it is backed up with proof-==>DEBO<==

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Wen pastors and imams dae tell dm say avoid fornication dm no go hear.

I still dae do am self

Smiles

lol

Dmcool:
For where? U go won be Baloteli lookalike?

Lolz

Emeka71:
Unfortunate for MTN; I have dumped My MTN SIM; I have been enjoying free calls, free text to any network, and free browsing on Airtel.

How come?? Please

Mathematics is a special and unique subject which is mostly involved in thinking, application and solving problems.
Even some quoters xplains that mathematics came in existence to show people that there is always solution to problem.

Oya where are the mathematics gurus... Solve the following problems.


1)Solve for x in the equation
a) 4^x=8x
b) 3^x=9x
c)2^x=2x
d)2^x=x^2


2)Solve the simultaneous equation
x+y=5
x^x+y^y=13

Show workings 'smiles'

Mhen Nigerians dae eat anything

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