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okikiosibodu:
I dont c anythn topic of discuss here....if all d studnts behaved as they were meant to, d lecturer wldnt hav purnishd dem. and since they defaulted, he chose to purnish them d way he deemed fit. atleast no coporal punishment (wateva dat means) was involved. shikena

I see you

boring

merzybenedict:
What's my beezwax with this . Abeg who get sagem charger ? My phone is about to die !

haa..na thuraya I get o...u fit manage?

word.....

d poster above me, u no even gree collect mic..........................pls pass d mic to d poster below me thnkz

c as blood dey splash everywia..kai!!!!!....*zooms out of thread*

draw again.... choi

The this girl sha....you think because you are getting As in school or cos you know maths you are the smartest, lol, you ain't seen nothing girl cos you are far from it..You are also making reference to dem celebrities as if you are smarter than they her, bla bla..
..See ehn real life is different from school so wait till you v finished and have conquered all odds and then, you won't need to announce to the world cos your works would have done so for you.

d way Nigerians dey take dey collect bride price eehh, especially in d east....

me: papa/mama good day sir/ma

INLAWS: my son how are you sit *offers him garden egg* you can eat as much as you want

me: thank you sir*eats alot of garden egg*

INLAWS: ooh eeem we forgot to tell you, One garden egg cost #1500

me: *FAINTS*

loll....bullet ko....ordinary cane sef I no go take for any gf..but when it comes to my wife n mother, I'll take rubber bullet....

eermmm...n most of all, hez got the cash....

mind44thegoat:
yesterday was sabbath.

ooohh OK...noted

seriously mate...wen u turn dog?....u even dropped your email n pictures too....guy I dey suspect u.....

na...I'll pass...keeping the Sabbath day holy

HateU2:

U be historian?

can c u are really preparing for church(mite be wrong tho)...history ke...na farm animalism i study for sch tho...

lemme pitch my church tent here...make I go baff, I dey come...

mehn..make dis babe go cchop abeg..all I c is bones bones bones no matter how I try to imagine flesh on her......

HateU2:
kikikiki
I don laff throw my fone inside my pillow
Thanks 4 d info

yessoo maami...don't you reason her songs ni, the poor lady have always been heartbroken since childhood na..all her songs reeks of sadness...well I still feel sad for ADELEKE her bro, I heard(I heard ni ooo) from an unreliable source dat she might be related to Davido....

Macclane:
Ah ah calm down, if feelings no dey, wetin u xpect?

bt seriously, it took too long na...don't you think it might tamper with your friendship, cos she has known everything bout u already....bt if u think the feeling is mutual ooo u can go ahead cos she might have been expecting it from you self for 3yrs wey u self no gree....

some women sha......bro, it depends on how you broke up sha...bt I'll advice u not to come back together cos it'll never be d same as u were before...the past should always stay in the past.....

she's your friend for 3yrs and its now your jst thinking of asking her out....bet why bro.....don't you know you are now the chief medical laboratory scientist of the brotherzone society..... chai...

loll with all d initial gragra m like "is this all".......bt seriously dis babe is one of the reallest(gbagaun) n genuine babe we've got on here, must commend u on that tho.....

TrapLORD:
Who's thaat?? That orangutan at the back!

brooo...bet why evils na.....*hehehe*

Adele is a Nigerian na...during slave trade, she and her father wer sold out while her twin brother(ADELEKE) and mother were left in naija.....but what really baffled me was how she became white..well you've got the truth, eeerm don't ask me how I knew....*Nigerians hehe*

my future...I don't wanna be poor..
OBLIVION.... being forgotten, not being remembered
public speaking...trying to overcome this rho
losing loved ones.....
I know some things are inevitable in life bt pray I'll have d strength to overcome all my fears in life...

OK lemme say mine even thou I no popular....even though masturbation is like a 60/40 good n bad thing, I still prefer it to cheating because someone like me being an emotional being and a very bad liar, I won't get to tell you before you find out I cheated and when one is caught, it spells DOOM to ones relationship already, so why risk my precious relationship when I can masturbate when d konji has taken over....I cannot come and go and kill myself ojare

eeww...mehn....some women can be heartless sha...I thank God for my MOTHER

seriously?.....dis is dry mehnnnn

noooo....am a man*holding tears*...mehn soldiers r really trying and ther wives r really strong women..always praying DAT they won't one day receive dat call OF.....

touching indeed