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chai...c as laff don twist my bele

tosyne2much:
Bros i throway salute oooo

na ordinary throway u dey throway....me I ban salute to am ooo...ahahaann!!!

meeehhnn seriously...His name must b adekilunle copper den.....

MrsPhyno:
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5. Mrs phyno(syllabic words)

fixed..

abeg make I buy 1 plot....okbye!!

happy new month...

and he finally killed English

c as she resemble my chihuahua Lucy......

suck bottocks....as straw or direct entry sucking?

okk...I was here....abeg sketch back my attention if it hits FP..

There was a girl I liked den in d uni(200l) n I also knew she liked me too bt den d liver Neva dey wella..D girl Ll sit on me climb me try to play with me BT taah!! my mumu den no get part 2....fastfoward to 300l..I asked her out n she told me "awww u kno u are my closest frnd I have in this sch", that was wen my eye opened knowing well that I have been granted d position of d chief ALaafin of friendzone Land..atleast I ddnt spend on her.....from DAT day me n d gal Neva still yarn till today...nao its either yes or I go d oda way...

seriously...but y?

PunkyVeer:
Ermergherd

u mean to say Ermergherdon?...I gerrit....hehe

Kudducini:
That Is It England Football Na Rubbish Nine Against 11 Na Ordinary Two Goals If Na Spain Bilbao Go Don Score Like Five Make We Come But Sevill Chai Dem Go Score Like 8 Barcelona Go Don Score 10 The Giants Madrid Go Don Score Like 15

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I HEARD That fat chick TRIED hanging herself and survived, she broke the rope

guy forget....every guy one way or other will always find his way wen it coms to sex of a thing..m sure most guys Neva told der gfs they wer virgin before having sex na, wen we have d Internet's n all that lld av e-disvirgined d guy already seff....

damn....u finally murdered English in chilled blood....u Berra leave dah girl alone n face ya studies...

OK....lemne come nd b going, m going to come back very soon.....

seeriouly bruv...I noticed it too...maybe its cos of wat they consume...u kno women eat n drink ijekuje(rubbish food) every 2hrs per day so dah could make dem visit toilet anihow....*just saying*

MrsPhyno:
actually na ur own petrol i been dey siphon small small all this time.

if u cant finish it, go consult bible.

Lol..serzly?..so UV been d one suckin me petrol since..no p...d only thing we consult here is d oracle(IFA)...oya finish it na...u neva can tell, u mite win a soul to his(GODS') kingdom...

MrsPhyno:
'The soul that sinneth..........' finish the rest

nawa see as I dey quote bible for NL these days like say na Shakespeare

don't bobo us jhor...your petrol she af dried that's y ur asking him to finish d rest...

Behira:
Lol a guy cant break my heart except it is a she

I tot so...

DAT awkward moment u were romancing ya roommate(guy) thinking he is DAT fine babe in your dream..

DAT awkward moment u just released a big fart in ur room, ur gf n her friends walks in..(omo c gobe!!!)

OK o

noted

MrsPhyno:
lol 'rice' in yoruba is 'rice' chai i must be really tired cause that is somehow funny to me

tchw i understand

she cant be taught. shes too stubborn

rice is actually "iresii"..BT most modern yorubas prefer calling it rice than iresi for reason best known to dem........

oya...black n yellow, black n yellow

DAT was how my ex told me a pastor said she hasn't seen her husband....I was like "WTF"...d mumu sef con tell me say na true prophecy....I asked her whu did he say her husband is?..d man no tell am...d gal was jst behavin anyhow...it twas dat issue DAT ended our relationship..

oya make I buy half plot...OK nice doin business wit u...