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Victoriousvic:

elantraceey:

xp17:
wether mallam a33, yebos a33 or yeyeruba a33, it's one naija a33

I don't really miss people
TBH, I miss you small

I checked on your profile couple of times, it shows you came around to peep, but refuses to comment

Everybody's a33

I know you missed me plenrri
And yep, i did come online at some point but only to deactiviate
And the holy spirit ministered on me not to


Whatsup with you? How is South K?

cherryice:
ok o

no profyl pic for us yet?

After my plastic surgery

xp17:
odima
Oh! I forgot you're a diehard fan of the outgone president.

Anyways, tell oga jonna to get ready for his U.N appointment, as the peace ambassador

It been long because you went hayware

Shove the appointment down your Mallam's a33

Did you miss me?

misspicy:
is this her ghost?

She just resurrected

wristwatch:
From no where, this babe just surface sha. Miss u like desert miss the rain.

Awww
Bobo mii
I missed you too
How market¿?

cherryice:
u com online whn deers a contest goin on..
whose alt is this?

Hehehehehehhe
Alt ke¿? Its your one and only Dechandel

xp17:
omo shuoo
I actually thought you've been trekking for sen. saraki as he emerges as the Senate president.

Well, welcome back from your safe trip.

Nope
I follow Goodluck Jonathan retire

Kedu? Been a longggggg while

queenbetsy:
for all those who stocked my house with foodstuffs,drinks,dresses,voile lace,shoes + white envelopes make I fulfil my promise

Why them no pay your bride price join¿?

lekinz:
How many time can I vote in a day ??

Btw.....

I vote

lekinz
Jazirod
Scentmarlc
Agarawu23
Akposy
Iamkinzlee
Flow1759
Ademoladeji
sosiqdude


cc: Nljega

RickRichards:
What interesting movie(s) have you seen recently?

Lemme check my netflix watch history

sexylogan:

Boo boo

xp17:
dinosaur

Elephant

elantraceey:
Dechandel deactivated ? Woah!

KingTom:
Even me sef, Dechandel where are you oooo

Na cry this one dey do?
Wonlaful!!
So you sabi miss person?


Agapecharis Kedu?

MizMyColi:
Hey Hanniee

Na so you leave me for that corner go abi

My Shuga banana
Na crime to go for sabatical leave again¿?

RickRichards:
Lol...looks like you're still mad at whoever dared to serve you that dish. Must have been a 'traumatic' experience.
Well, if you think that's yucky, you just try eating live baby octopuses. Hopefully they won't fight back and latch unto your throat.
Aiite...gotta go now. Catch ya tomorrow.

Baby octopuses¿?
Where are you from?

RickRichards:
Lol...so what's the yuckiest meal you ever had? Sushi?

Lebanese green bean stew mixed with chicken curry
If i was offered the snake soup as compensation for the toxic, i'd have gladly accepted

RickRichards:
Say what?! Delicious what?! Not interested abeg. Thanks for the offer.

Dechandel, have you ever had snake soup?

I am not superstitious but Godforbid bad thing

DarkkRebel:
1. Dechandel
She's high maintenance and would be better as a friend

2. Misssclasssy : she's not entirely stable mentally, too judgemental, a feigner(of knowledge especially), plus i have a feeling she's ugly.

3. Chiam555: She looks down on people, not emotionally fortified, and she's not that attractive either. just over-rated.

Choi..
I fear for this your style of friend zoning o

KelvinGraphics:
He has the picture saved on his phone.
That's how important ur pix is to him

Lol
Did he tell you that¿?

RickRichards:
Hmmm...this is quite weird. Lemme check again.
I'm back!
Ermm...so my investigations revealed you left your previous profile picture there so long it left an imprint; a very detailed one. Check it, but I must warn; the vividity of the image is fast waning. You can still view it in detail by immersing your phone in water for 5 minutes, though. Hurry!

Someone has been sniffing the coco
And for the records, my previous profile picture was only two days old before i removed it

RickRichards:
I just checked your profile picture this morning and thought you looked Puerto Rican. And you know how all Puerto Ricans are related by blood.

@ bolded
Where did you see my picture? The last time i checked, my profile was picture empty

RickRichards:
dechandel, do you share blood relations with Wisin & Yandel?

I think i have an ancestor from Puerto Rico
Why are you asking?

kinglekan:

Abeg send me invitation naa!!

Naija don tire me. *sobbing*

Lmaooo!!
Shey you voted for change?
Wait and witness the change

RickRichards:
It's a very good lesson as far as I'm concerned. This is why you shouldn't do drugs. Imagine being high and talking gibberish on your deathbed. Don't be like this man. Shun drugs.

JoeCutie:
What da...
Omalicha, maka gini kwanu?

Reduction in the price of fuel or in the price of pancake, which is Paramount? Which would you want? -_-

I dey talk as e dey do me na
Wetin concern keke maruwa concern A.C na¿?

JoeCutie:
What's your agitation?

Reduce the prize of pancake