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naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Dechandel?

Lol what a pretty wife you've got.

She looks familiar. [/color]

LOL
Be a gentleman and kiss the hands!!
Act according to your dresscode suit and bow tie


Btw, i need you and Beennkumar to list your achievements on NL these past few years!!

Cc Beennkumar

Beennkumar:
They'd better do.

For the records, NLjega would not be responsible for announcing the results.

MizMyColi:
Sweetest. I hold cucumber for one hand dey reply with another hand. It's been a busy morning. Catering at an event later today.
How far Shine ya eyes o o

[font=georgia]Lol Keep my own jollof rice sha
Laters hon

agarawu23:
are you dechandel?

Abegi!!
Stop spamming my mentions joor.. Haba!!



You are clearly mislead to think that I'd actually have a candidate and let peeps know that i do... The day i made that statement was the day you actually won. What does that scream? Are you this pained not to realize your folly?

NLjega:
IAMKINGZLEE, SCENTMARLC, JARIZOD & FLOW1759, please pack your bags. Only one of you is staying behind.


Please don't forget your toothbrushes too.


Jarizod, drop that towel. You wan steal am?

Cowwwww

manutdrichie:
Edo airways?
Aircraft abi Witchcraft?

Broomcraft

MizMyColi:


Dechandel
Osetigo

Bebe
I just landed via Edo airways
Terrible flight i must confess

Jollyjoy:
bea kindly add agarawu plz.

Bae?? Maka vote? Okay o
Abeg e don do

Darkrebel666:
children of the Indigo are known to be tenacious. I can still remember our first discourse vividly.

& why haven't you uploaded since that one? did you get blackmailed by nairaland sociopaths? ✘

Our first discourse?? What was that again?

Meanwhile, no one was threatened joor, My NL side just shut down

JeffreyJamez:
Leave my "mumu-lity" alone!

JeffreyJamez:
You!!!

*hides behind curtain *

I am here to haunt mumu_lity out of your head

JeffreyJamez:
*shrieks *

Ghoooooosst!!!

*faints *

Nollywood fainting abi?
Which ghost you see sef?

Darkrebel666:
rok iatu cannot make me cop a Vaseline. that her oversized yansh is not enticing.

if anybody would- it'd have to be decha ndel. those her foxy & alluring thighs are almost irresistible ✘

LOL
Do you ever forget things? I mean, that picture is as old as Nairaland

JeffreyJamez:
Hello Hollly B

Who dash this one Intorvert?

Lamispaco:
make ah talk true with no favouritism.Boda Dygeasy,you mumu pass Aunty Dechandel...

Sweetie
You go live long jare
One bottle of Orijin mixed with Remy Martins for you

Dygeasy:
lol! Idiot! That's what you are.


The moment you and NLJega started talking I knew you'd rub off some of your mumuness on him.

You no get sense at all
I dey wait for the Orubebes, dem no gree come

Dygeasy:
She will never be here...


NlJega I agree. Very $tupid somebody

Just pass md her digits, i have a degree in the act of convictions
Na you she go first follow sef..

But i no know you and NLjega who mumu pass o

Dygeasy:
Dechandel



Is this your handwork?

Ode
Biko i really need to be somewhere tonight, tell this Old Man to be fast

Dygeasy:
Killjoy



Get behind me.

She really needs to come onto NL
Meanwhile, This your NLJega no get sense at all

Dygeasy:
I will gladly be your bf tonight if I'll get a massage

Ashewo

Dygeasy:
NLJega don craze finish

The person dey kush Amsterdam weed before announcing the results

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You need a back hand slap with a sledge hammer! [/color]

NLjega:

Fellow Nairalanders

I will be right back.


Permit me to quickly massage my wife.
She just came back from work.


I hope I am permitted?

DYGEASY come o

NLjega:
Where is that young lady called Dechandel
Come and assist an old man here, will you?

Dont even start



Mumu Jega