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chipmunkey:
Disciplined.



Naughty boys like me need such women.
Can't forget too quickly this statement.
"It is unbecoming of you......"

Oh boy I just fealt like Dechandel was my little mummy.

LOL
That was just a harmless statement na

AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]House wife you try well well o [/color]

You are still calling me a housewife?? Expect a robust reply from me. Shey that was what you said when asked about Ese Walters??

KingTom:
E for better make I be goat na, why you no name me as goat herder

You see your life??

AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]Wetin that one mean Abeg? [/color]

Google him.. Coza church??

KingTom:
She Devil!!!!!

Goat
You get luck say I give you work sef

softapple:
lol its obvious dat u use a below par dictionary, ure nting but a kpakparaborin and a nuvie, u escobalanstard, u ekurabouna.

I am dead!!
Oga na Yoruba dictionary you dey lift these words from abi??

chipmunkey:
White is the way to Go. Dechandel baby do you like this one?

TheDarkRebel:
~ If i slap you with this cutlass ehhh
you want to be future world bank president so you can go steal our hard-earned cash abi ..

If I don't?? who will??

AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]Wetin you be before?? [/color]

Future world bank president

TheDarkRebel:
•Cherryice - Air Hostess
• Lala247 - Business woman, philanthropist
• Dechandel - Banker
• Missclasssy/ D1ck/ Thesonofthemark - Barristers
• Vickybee - Female Activist and freedom fighter
• Ipledge - Plumber
• Mirexx- Primary school Teacher
• Rainess - Theologian
• Ireneony - Seamstress
• Agapecharis - Yahooboy
• Farano - My housewife..you don't have to work. Just to relieve me of tension every night
• SoftApple - Ebola worker/ Construction site worker aka KPon Kpon(Head pan)
• Rokiatu - Actress/ Singer..you can shake those booties up there
• Tashaamania - Radio presenter in the day and stripper at night

Banker ke?? future world bank president osheyy

Ipledge:
Orijin101---Bar man
Missclasssy---teacher
Mrcock---village disturber
Laia247---wife of chief
Ronald4lif---lga chairman
Stephebqueen---weedseller
Dimples192---Ambasaddor
Dechandel----model
Mariolae---model
Ipledge---UN sec gen
Elantraceey---firstlady
Vikkybee---a virgin banker
Rubey---chief daughter still a student
Kingtim---klint d drunk
Jacksparrow1207---club owner
Ireneony----stripper

Better pikin

zicoraads:
MizMyColi- teacher, counsellor, psychologist, writer
Dechandel- side-chik, runs girl, lover, miss world
Vickybee- nun, friend, lover
Magabounce- bouncer, Olodo, mugu
Lala247- stripper, pole dancer
Naijaboiy- pole dancer, gigolo
Blackett- realist, trouble maker.
Dimples192- stripper, an amazing fvcker

Mehnnn!! I fear for this my CV o
Na me kill Jesus

AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]Ggrin → Ronse girl
KingTom → Comedian and quack doctor
Dechandel → House wife
Deejavuu → Yahoo girl
Falconey → Shareholder
Lala247 → Stri*per
Ireneony → Local ronse girl
marieolae → Fashionist
Blackett → Policeman
Missclasssy → Miss versatile
MzNelly → *pensive*



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Unbelievable

MizMyColi:
Dechandel Miss Nairaland

Ada Ada
You already know what i am going to say about you abi??

Dygeasy:
She didn't know she'd get pregnant.

She expected a Range Rover Sport or plasma TV

More like a range rover

nanauju:
Dear OP, u didn't conduct ur research well enough to know that going natural is more expensive, time consuming and has lots of headaches attached. Forget all those pictures u see online, going natural is not for everybody

chipmunkey:
Oh well, that's all they're supposed to know but social media exposure isn't helping matters.



Just imagine my 12 y.o niece uses a BB Q5 with subscription on it.
Isn't that disturbing? Like w.t.f does she need that for. Too bad I can't talk to her mom about it.

giffty:
Lol,
JUNIOR SECONDARY SCHOOL THREE(3)
i guess she started school late..
About your opinion->>I'm not sure she'll be able to handle a baby..

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]You see young one, listen to these wise words of Ooh Mpa:

There comes a time in someone's life you seek the CHANGE!!!
You know since 12 years, she's been writing Junior WASCCE. The first time, she failed, she cly, she rest
The second time, she no know maths, she fail, she cly, she rest
The third time, dem seize result, she fail, she cly, she say NO MORE TLANSFORMATION!!!!! She wants CHANGE!!!!

So she do scan and find no brain in head but in pünny. So, she use her brain find man who do scan to see blain in penïs, get child, get money, comot JSS 3 and now she accomplish all goal in life

We thank God for CHANGE!!!!!
Plaisseeeeee The Lordddddd!!!! [/color]

I am so dead!!


Please carry this your change to your doctor.. He needs to prescribe a different meds for a change

chipmunkey:
Lol! @ Dechandel on opening something else. . A 15 year old these knows a lot o!

Knows what
Biology praticals

shikaan:
my bae called and said she is breaking up wif me.. iv been waiting since for her to say its an April fool prank!! but she hasnt called yet.. am really begging God it is a prank! i love her with everything iv got.

Your case is different