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FoodRe: Photos : See A Cake Someone Ordered & See What She Got by dechandel(f): 12:28pm On Jul 09, 2015
asumo12:
bouncer undecided
L.O.L So na you be the bouncer? grin grin grin
How much are you being paid? Seems like a very Lucrative job grin grin tongue
FashionRe: What Women Pass Through All Because Of Beauty (photo) by dechandel(f): 10:48am On Jul 09, 2015
I only noticed the girl's skin i.e the one being helped. Flawlesssss!!
Christianity EtcRe: Where Is It Written In The Bible That Masturbation Is A Sin???? by dechandel(f): 10:38am On Jul 09, 2015
xp17:
haven't You see a situation where you wanna pay some good sum of money in the church or charity, while doing so your conscience condemns it and you start contemplating whether or not to give the money. You be like God speak to me in the language I'd understand grin


The bilble is written completely, no one does remove or add to it, not even by assumption, by doing so it's a sin.
If ain't written , it ain't there and it int a religious obligation.


Speaking from the social etiquette , it might be wrong and can affect your social life negatively, because you would rather service yourself than conquering the fear and pick up the challenge to speak up to that guy/lady. Most atimes you tend to enjoy loneliness and absolute quietness so as to engage in a non stop self-service.


It would be better to service yourself to ease your sexual desires than to go about raping and committing all kinda of sexual assaults. Above all just meet that girl and save yourself from guilt.
Which girl?
RomanceRe: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by dechandel(f): 10:36pm On Jul 08, 2015
And who has been indulging our resident clown here?? grin grin grin
I swear i am almost choking grin grin grin
TravelRe: 5 Mistakes Nigerians Make When Booking A Flight by dechandel(f): 10:22pm On Jul 08, 2015
Mcowubaba:
m telling u, their local(domestic) flights in Nigeria are no more functioning Sincee.....
Nw Let's 4get about d Virgin matter cheesy!!
I have a flight to catch
Ohh
Can't be bothered about our Domestic flights though!
You have a safe trip.
TravelRe: 5 Mistakes Nigerians Make When Booking A Flight by dechandel(f): 9:21pm On Jul 08, 2015
Mcowubaba:
virgin atlantic-only international flights!!!
Virgin- no idea huhsmiley
Nah, i really dunno about them..
TravelRe: 5 Mistakes Nigerians Make When Booking A Flight by dechandel(f): 9:01pm On Jul 08, 2015
Mcowubaba:
Virgin still dey huh.. I mean the flight
Virgin? Virgin atlantic? Yep!
FoodRe: Photos : See A Cake Someone Ordered & See What She Got by dechandel(f): 5:44pm On Jul 08, 2015
tchidi:
Duh! Wasn't that bit obvious? Abi you go prefer fight?? Make I go call my sidekick.
Asumo12!! If you break your fast, abeg come. Person wan fight me here o!!
LOL
I can stand the ten of you grin grin

But seriously, i wont be suprised if a client gets that as a response undecided anything goes in Naija!!
Imagine asking for a posh white wedding cake and a Traditional marriage cake is delivered to me.. And i get "atleast she tied a gele" as a response to warrisdishuh grin grin

Seen!!
Good to know she did deliver the real deal!!
CelebritiesRe: Eniola Badmus Challenged Her Fans With Her Make Up Free Photo by dechandel(f): 5:39pm On Jul 08, 2015
MsPat:
I guess im shocked......shes big....no make that huge
Eniola has always been plus size na
I thought you wanted to say something about the no make up picture, i for ask you to post yours tongue
FoodRe: Photos : See A Cake Someone Ordered & See What She Got by dechandel(f): 5:35pm On Jul 08, 2015
tchidi:
At least she wore a necklace! That's an addition. undecided undecided

Actually, there's a story behind this cake, if I can pull it up, i'll post. Its quite a touching story.
A necklace?? That should be a passmark abi?

Drop 10k for a customised cake, ask for it to be delivered on the day of the celebration and get "atleast she wore a necklace!!"
I just want to believe you were actually being sarcastic undecided
CelebritiesRe: Eniola Badmus Challenged Her Fans With Her Make Up Free Photo by dechandel(f): 5:29pm On Jul 08, 2015
MsPat:
huh

i just died
huh
Resurrect and tell me what's wrong with the picture??
FoodRe: Photos : See A Cake Someone Ordered & See What She Got by dechandel(f): 5:19pm On Jul 08, 2015
The first one is "Frozen"

The second one is "Cinderella's step mother"
FoodRe: I Just Caught This Fish Now by dechandel(f): 5:16pm On Jul 08, 2015
I want fish pepper soup embarassed
TravelRe: My Funny Jjc Experience In Canada........ by dechandel(f): 3:23pm On Jul 08, 2015
LOL
LOL
grin grin grin grin grin
Very funny!!!
So because you were shy, you didn't have a shower for straight two days? Hehehhe

I once read a story on Nairaland about a boy that used "Aboniki balm" as his lotion through his first few weeks out of Naija grin grin the cold messed him up cheesy
RomanceRe: Guy Takes Girl On A Trip To Dubai, Abandons Her There Because She Refuses Sex by dechandel(f): 1:30pm On Jul 08, 2015
Dreyl:
I've been chilling with zahra buhari in aso rock. cool





next year I would engage to buharis daughter,ln insha allah. smiley
Who dash monkey banana?
TravelRe: 5 Mistakes Nigerians Make When Booking A Flight by dechandel(f): 1:25pm On Jul 08, 2015
Booking early can sometimes be worth it..

If you book a flight during festive periods,Christmas most especially, be sure to pay almost double of the normal flight fare.. Virgin atlantic comes to mind!! With their wack food undecided
RomanceRe: Guy Takes Girl On A Trip To Dubai, Abandons Her There Because She Refuses Sex by dechandel(f): 1:10pm On Jul 08, 2015
Dreyl:
mtchwwwwwww who told you they banned me? Bebela grin grin
Oya where have you been?
Trekking for Buhari? grin
RomanceRe: Guy Takes Girl On A Trip To Dubai, Abandons Her There Because She Refuses Sex by dechandel(f):
Evathyst:
Honestly, there's nothing to form about. This is social media man!
It's not as if I can make such mistake of following a guy who isn't my guy to dubai. But if I do, then, I should be willing to compensate him. It's called 'Quid pro quo'
Some girls like osho-free! She go wash plate tire for dubai. grin
RomanceRe: Guy Takes Girl On A Trip To Dubai, Abandons Her There Because She Refuses Sex by dechandel(f): 12:54pm On Jul 08, 2015
Dreyl:
what are you feeling like self. angry
Hehehehehe
Look who is back from Ban prison tongue
RomanceRe: Guy Takes Girl On A Trip To Dubai, Abandons Her There Because She Refuses Sex by dechandel(f): 12:44pm On Jul 08, 2015
djeezy:
Hahahah. But its true na. For d gal mind she has seen a very big maga. Nigerian girls have no conscience at all. How can someone just offer to take you to Dubai, nothing is free in this life.
The air i breathe is free tongue
RomanceRe: Top 10 Most Beautiful Romancelanders by dechandel(f): 4:57pm On Jul 07, 2015
dharay99:
i hope d award cums wid cool cash cuz my sh0p dun empty of goods. grin
Almost sold all my items today.!
Born and bred in Computer village!! Its in you grin grin
RomanceRe: Top 10 Most Beautiful Romancelanders by dechandel(f): 4:50pm On Jul 07, 2015
dharay99:
picture of ur bumbum or.... grin
grin grin grin grin
Dayummm!!!
You've got the skills bruh!! Your derailing is top notch!!grin
Award loading =========>
RomanceRe: Daily Pains Of A Single, Rich Guy by dechandel(f): 10:15am On Jul 07, 2015
Cateyes07:
am in the same shoe , at a point l got fed up, even thought is evil forces
Hehehhehe
Evil forces? More like using your pics to play Ludo for your villa grin grin
RomanceRe: Daily Pains Of A Single, Rich Guy by dechandel(f): 4:23pm On Jul 06, 2015
JeffreyJamez:
No....evil!
Evil? How can that be? Do you know who i am? 50shadesofsweetness? Like everything sugar and spice!! grin
RomanceRe: Daily Pains Of A Single, Rich Guy by dechandel(f): 4:20pm On Jul 06, 2015
Truckpusher:
You miss road? undecided tongue
RomanceRe: Daily Pains Of A Single, Rich Guy by dechandel(f): 3:59pm On Jul 06, 2015
JeffreyJamez:
Evil!!!
You mean Lovely??!!
RomanceRe: Daily Pains Of A Single, Rich Guy by dechandel(f): 3:57pm On Jul 06, 2015
xp17:
haha grin grin grin me no see garri soak as I dey here self. E be like say na trek you go take come here. Trekking for love PT2 grin grin grin
Hiohiohiohiohio
I laugh in Pidgin!!
No worry about the garri matters, i go ship Ijebu garri for you.. Things we do for love abi? grin
As for the trekking part, e go hard small o, i believe you have that thing called savings? It comes with big package grin My flight fare can be sorted with that one embarassed
I can only trek for Buhari when he resigns undecided



See me exhibiting good wifely duties i.e good managerial skills grin grin.. What are we not talking!! grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Daily Pains Of A Single, Rich Guy by dechandel(f): 2:16pm On Jul 06, 2015
xp17:
you see cheesy what we broke asse5 get for free , those rich folks pay hard , play harder and pray hardest to get grin grin.

I need to turn in my resignation asap, no more work, because it seems the broker the better chances of getting em ladies.

LOL
Please turn in the resignation A.S.A.P
I need to test my humility skills!! Make i come join you, make we begin dey soak garri till death do YOU part! grin grin
RomanceRe: Daily Pains Of A Single, Rich Guy by dechandel(f): 12:34pm On Jul 06, 2015
Hehehehehhehe
I no go read waka pass for this one o grin


I have aRich friend who once told me how difficult it is for him to get a decent chic. And i was like how possible? With your money, 'em chics go surrender na, he just laughed and said i wish!!

If you want a decent 100 yards wife material chic, go for the introverted omo mummy's grin grin
I don't mean church girls o, na them do worst pass grin
RomanceRe: Guys, Don't Jump Into Bed With Every Girl You See (MUST READ) by dechandel(f): 3:31pm On Jul 04, 2015
You go fear tales by moonlight grin
RomanceRe: Ladies What Is The Highest Recharge Unit U Hav Eva Received? by dechandel(f): 2:41pm On Jul 04, 2015
chowlade:
for Richarge card na about 8k but for Money na 250k plus. i never spend am finish since 2years ago.
Two years? shocked
I need to come meet you for wise-spending tutorials!!

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