₦airaland Forum

Bilabong:
she looks like uncustomized can coke.

topsnet:
C u. It wuld wen 15million is credited to ur account for vals day. I go luv die.. Y i no b woman

Lol
You wan become a woman?
Have you ever considered a s.e.....x transplant

JeffreyJamez:
Azzin ehn... the jazz be don dey weak o.. lol..... How far na

That jazz wey you take coner char.ije.e.. E strong o

Me just dey.. So what did you give her??

JeffreyJamez:
Ejiro!! .....

Babalawo
Where have you been? You go yonder for more jazz effectiveness

Blackett:
Naija girls. . . Una no dey ever disappoint.

AgapeCharis:
Kika.23
Gra.cile
Spe.cialist900
E.vina
Iple.dge
Ro.nald4lif
Kachis.barbie
Mari.eolae
Sas.sychic
Natas.ha2
Dech.andel

And you


Happy Valentine

Keep living.....Keep loving
Y'all rock

Happy Valentine dear

Blackett:
Huh? With which money? Don't tell me you're in support of spending 14 million naira at once on a girl he doesn't even have 50/50 chance of dating.

Duh
Like the girl asked him for the money..
Its his money,he chose to spend it that way.. The girl should only help out and spend it for him

Ipledge:
when am thinking of proposing to someone with a container of iphone 6

Blackett:
He's an all round goat.

Let's say one iphone 6s costs 150,000 naira.

99 iphone6s = 14,850,000

14 fvcking million!!! And she still said no.

Do you know where an extra 14million investment will get my business to?

Lmao!!!
I just don't want to believe that you did this calculations rough handedly
Chike Obi dey learn work where container boys dey when it comes to addition and subtraction
Choi.. E dey una blood ..

Btw.. Whatever stopped the guy from buying something more meaningful with that money

Amastermovic:
Hospital go make money nd chemist... Chemist na condom hospital na abortion

How will hospitals make money today??
I thought it takes like 4 weeks to detect a growing foetus?

Blackett:
I agree he's quite a goat. 2 years salary, maka female?

Tufia
Original Igbo boy..
Checking money value before anything else!!

I only agree he is a goat in terms of being creative in a stup1d way

Blackett:
Isn't that supposed to be "romantic"?

Foolishness.. Yesh

Romantic.. Hell NO!!

You sef check am na

jessiecah:
like this? Nice it worked ..thanks and happy val, nor do bad tin oo

You are welcome

Bad thing like<? Lol
Happy Val to you too

jessiecah:
No nau, the way you called them bitches...thanks, your brows too are lovely. Pls how do you change the colour of your text?

jessiecah:
Aunty why are you vexed like this? That you even had to call them bit*ches

Logicalmind:
Happy valentine to;
Marie.olae
Decod.e55
Kachisb.arbie
Unibenstu.dent
Naijaboi.y
Breez.yrita
Ireneo.ny/Ireneonyy( You this bìtch )
Decha.ndel
Chibw.ike
Djee.zy
Valmu.nich
Nnek.a123
Air.force1 etc

Happy Valentine to you too dear
Much Love

ShirelleBaby:
Happy valentine celebrations to everyone
Most especially to my friends
jaun.tty(you have been there for me),
decha.ndel(my T.U.S.H baby)
KelvinGra.phics(buddy of life)
adam.skutty
Shosve.gas(you are amazing)
AbuMik.ey(cool dude)
Donald.Genes(u are the best)
Theorb.iters(u lighten my days with those amazing peoms)

Specially to kunle.tiwoo--you are a 10 over 10!

To the rest of my followers--my E-fighters,my E-crushers and crushees,--much love!!!

Darling of life
I wish you all the love there is to grab today n forever..
Warm hugs n kisses.. Happy Val

Amefrica:
Haha I'm telling you bro. You can only compare Russia and Antarctica with Canada's winter. Others na sibling to Canada

I was talking to a girl friend in UK, and she said it was really cold, I asked how cold and she said 10 degrees, and it was -31 here.. I was like really? Are you f''cking kidding me? I haven't experienced that in 6 months lol.

It was 8degrees cold in Manchester yesterday
And my hands were frozen
And then it started raining.. Me think the weather here is useless

Atleast you get snow strike day in canada and miss school.. I want that here too