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Okuku nwa ogbenye bu efi ya

chidyhels: Chei! I have lived all my life around igbos, I never hear this one o.

O dili AMU mma okpodo isi n'ala? *Ikwokirikwo*

ejiro OKE IKPU ma obu OKE AMU amuta ejima(twins)

Onye nna ya dara ibi ife ukwu anagi zi atu ya egwu

Onye isi(blind man) ka agwara na ndi ogo ya abia go, osi na ote go ohuru ha.

O na-abu AMU kelibe odi ka oga agbawa IKPU. abeg weti e mean aroba?

chuxyz: Living in typical igbo town such as Aba or Onitsha is quite fun with the kind of hilarious quotes that you hear on daily basis. These are the ones i can remember for now:

1. Hapu ihe e dere na moto banye moto (Leave what is written on a motor and enter motor)
Meaning: Taking action is a priority over having details or previous knowledge

2. Kee ncha bu omo? (Which soap is omo?)
Meaning: How far? or What's up?

3. Onye m ga-egbuli m ga rio chineke ka o nyere m aka? (One i can defeat do i still need to beg God for help?)
Meaning: Self explanatary

4. Gaa washington ka ha washia nti gi (Go to washington so your ear can be washed)
Meaning: Told to a deaf ear

5. Agbacha oso a gwuo mile (After the race, the miles or distance covered is calculated)
Meaning: Being reflective after a difficult task

6. Ogaracha must come back (He who wanders away must come back)
Meaning: You can not totally shy away from your responsiblities

Do we have Aba or Onitcha or other Igbo boys boys here? Please let's keep it rolling...

Odili 'utu'(J.thomas) mma okpodo isi n'ala?
Akwuna(ashawo) ga-ebe akwa nwa na nka.
onye rele nkita zuta enwe, ife ntukwu ka no kwa na be ya.
oji akwa awu aru mara onwe ya.

Ndiofe!! Reducing their ages since 1860. Just check the age of every Bisi, Funke and Folake on that list then come to me and whisper *you said it*

aresa: [s][/s]


You are entitled to your silly and shallow interpretation regarding what's stale and not stale, but the impeachment money given out 2 months ago and the actual impeachment today remains crucial and very relevant. The impeachment money given out 2 months ago is responsible for what's going on today.

You said "Adamawa Assembly Members Currently At Loggerheads Over 250 Million Naira Bribe , but the title is still IMPEACHMENT: N250million Mobilization Fee Tears Adamawa Assembly Apart

So, the word current you inserted into your vomit came from where? From your inability to read and comprehend elementary English?


What is the meaning of to a thesaurus? Elementary school drop out...

* raises my flag* Mods Foul play by #TeamJanjaweed

*Just at the Sidelines observing #TeamJanjaweed vs #TeamCanckerworm slugging it out
while the MODs(Refrees) and Seun Crew(Sepp Blatter & Co) are officiating so see who will carry the day*

BY SIMON EBEGBULEM

BENIN—The 15 All Progressives Congress, APC, lawmakers in Edo State, yesterday, held a parallel plenary at the old House of Assembly complex, Government House Benin City and accused the Police in the state of bias.

The Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, nine lawmakers had earlier held theirs at the Anthony Enahoro Assembly Complex, in front of the entrance to the chambers.
EDO ASSEMBLY CRISIS—Police at the Edo State House of Assembly as the crisis in the House continued, yesterday. Photo: Barnabas Uzosike.

EDO ASSEMBLY CRISIS—Police at the Edo State House of Assembly as the crisis in the House continued. Photo: Barnabas Uzosike.

However, the 15 APC lawmakers led by the Speaker, Mr Uyi Igbe and other administrative staff of the Assembly, including the Clerk of the House, Sergeant at Arms and others, held plenary at the former Assembly quarters in Government House, where they had relocated last week due to the on-going renovation work at the Ring Road Assembly complex.

At the sitting, they called on President Goodluck Jonathan to direct the Inspector General of Police, IG, Mr. Muhammed Abubakar, to call the police in the state to order, alleging that they were being used by some politicians.

Moving a motion under matters of urgent public importance, the member representing Akoko-Edo constituency I, Kabiru Adjoto, said the police have abdicated their responsibility of protecting the public and constituted themselves into “protégé of the PDP with their supervision of the destruction of government property.”

The motion was seconded by Mr Sunday Aghedo, representing Ovia South-West constituency. The Speaker directed that copies of the resolution be sent to the President, IG, Assistant Inspector General of Police, AIG, Zone 5, Commissioner of Police, ECOWAS and United Nations Security Councils Secretariats in Abuja for action
- Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/07/edo-assembly-crisis-apc-lawmakers-accuse-police-bias/#sthash.puYkKwFi.dpuf

Nyako: On the brink

on July 08, 2014 / in Politics 2:35 am

By Emmanuel Aziken, Political Editor and Umar Yusuf
Governor Murtala Nyako of Adamawa State is fighting for his political life as his determined political opponents move to shove him out of office

The impeachment drama playing out in Adamawa State took another turn yesterday after the embattled governor of the state, Murtala Nyako declared a two day public holiday purportedly to enable the citizenry to pray over the issues that have recently bestirred the state.

The declaration of the two day public holiday was, however, largely seen as a masterstroke on the part of the governor to cripple the move against him given that the Chief Judge of the state who belatedly constituted the impeachment panel was due to retire today. By declaring the public holiday it was expected that the inauguration of the impeachment panel would be delayed.
Governor Murtala Nyako

Governor Murtala Nyako

However, the panel waved away the machination as it commenced sitting yesterday in a private hotel, J & J Holiday Villa in Yola.

The decision of the panel to proceed with its duties it was learnt had demoralized the governor and fueled suggestions that the governor was considering resigning from office.

Remarkably those who have positioned themselves for the governor’s jugular have remained undaunted despite the seeming conciliatory gestures of Nyako. Nyako was first elected as governor in 2007 and reelected for a second term in 2011. He, however, decamped from the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP the party on whose platform he won his two elections folloing strong disagreements with the mainstream of the party led by the immediate past national chairman of the party, Alhaji Bamanga Tukur.

Nyako had in the past proved to be pugnacious against the president and the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP and even against former Vice-President Atiku Abubakar who had in the past come out to save him in difficult times.



The 20 point allegations against Nyako

1. Fraudulent diversion of N2.3 Billion Adamawa state worker’s salaries for September and October 2011.

2. Illegal deductions and diversion of the sum of N142 million employment of Adamawa state workers in May 2014.

3. Diversion of N120 million public funds to sponsor fictitious visits of General Muhammadu Buhari to Adamawa sate to commiserate with flood victims of insurgents attacks in Madagali and Michika local government areas.

4. Extra-budgetary expenditure of N1, 740, 785 on fictitious special assistants and another N166, 230, 536.88 on personal assistants in 2013.

5. Fraudulent award of contract of over N8 Billion through SNECOU Group of Companies Ltd allegedly to siphon public funds without delivering any service to the people of Adamawa state.

6. Corrupt siphoning of the sum of N300 million public funds through a company, Hydrosources Resources Ltd in the name of Mubi By-pass without mobilising to site or any construction carried out long after collecting the N300 million from Adamawa state funds.

7. Gross violation of the oath of office by outrageous patronage and dominance of family and friends in the discharge of government such as MGDs office, the SPPU and ministry of Health.

8. Gross violation of section 120 of the constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 1999 as amended and gross misappropriation and diversion of internally Generated Revenue for personal use to the detriment of the people.

9. Squandering the sum of N4, 805, 216, 538 and N7, 114, 590.85 in 2012 and 2013 respectively through the office of the SSG against budgetary approvals.

10. Expenditures of exorbitant sum of N2.5 billion as other miscellaneous expenses through the internal affairs and special services units.

11. Extra budgetary procurement of fertiliser and diversion of proceeds from the sales of same from 2007 to date.

12. The MDGs office is managed by the governor’s close relations and has squandered N220 million and N786, 644.94 unbudgeted funds in 2013 for the implementation of MDGs programme.

13. Diversion of over N400 million out of the N500 million federal government intervention funds for flood victims in 2011.

14. Diversion of government funds through illegal importation of hospital equipment to the tune of N156 million while the state still owes the contractor and illegal acquisition of containerized mobile workshop for vocational training centers.

15. Corruption and extra budgetary award of contracts for the construction of Army Barracks road, Mayo Belwa Road; Pella to Maiha Road; Gombi to Ga’anda to Fotta Road; Rumde to Yolde Pate Road; construction of mubi bypass, contrary to section 120 (2), (3) and (4) of the construction of the Federal Republic of Nigerian 1999.

16. Squandering of N1 billion Adamawa German Hospital, managed by close a relation to the Governor.

17. Shoddy conception and operation of Adamawa German Hospital, managed by close relation to the Governor.

18. Abuse of office and violation of Adamawa state law by the appointment of his wife, Dr. Halima Nyako as chairman, Adamawa state action committee on Aids, (SACA) contrary to SACA law.

19. Over bearing strangulation of the local government areas and extortion of local government funds in the name of joint account projects and security challenges in mubi and other parts of the state.

20. Alleged of corrupt practices.

Seven steps to the removal of a governor: Date done

1- An allegation signed by at least one-third of the members of the House of Assembly June 18, 2014

2. Speaker serves notice on governor and members of House of Assembly within seven days of receiving notice June 28, 2014

3 – House resolves by motion whether or not to investigate the allegations June 26, 2014

4 – Speaker directs Chief Judge to appoint a seven man panel to investigate the allegations within seven days of adoption of motion to investigate governor. July 4, 2014
5- Panel submits its report within three months to House of Assembly. ?

6- House of Assembly votes on panel report within 14 days of submission of report.
The governor stands removed if two-thirds of the House votes that the allegations
against the governor have been proved.

7. The governor loses his position is turned to an ordinary citizen.

Constitutional provisions on the removal of a governor

188. (1) The Governor or Deputy Governor of a state may Removal of Governor be removed from office in accordance with the provisions or Deputy Governor of this section. from office.

(2) Whenever a notice of any allegation in writing signed by not less than one-third of the members of the House of Assembly.

(b) stating that the holder of such office is guilty of gross misconduct in the performance of the functions of his office, detailed particulars of which shall be specified.

the speaker of the House of Assembly shall, within seven days of the receipt of the notice, cause a copy of the notice to be served on the holder of the office and on each member of the House of Assembly, and shall also cause any statement made in reply to the allegation by the holder of the office, to be served on each member of the House of Assembly.

(3) Within fourteen days of the presentation of the notice to the speaker of the House of Assembly (whether or not any statement was made by the holder of the office in reply to the allegation contained in the notice-, the House of Assembly shall resolve by motion, without any debate whether or not the allegation shall be investigated.

(4) A motion of the House of Assembly that the allegation be investigated shall not be declared as having been passed unless it is supported by the votes of not less than two-thirds majority of all the members of the House of Assembly.

(5) Within seven days of the passing of a motion under the foregoing provisions of this section, the Chief judge of the State shall at the request of the speaker of the House of Assembly, appoint a Panel of seven persons who in his opinion are of unquestionable integrity, not being members of any public service, legislative house or political party, to investigate the allegation as provided in this section.

(6) The holder of an office whose conduct is being investigated under this section shall have the right to defend himself in person or be represented before the panel by a legal practitioner of his own choice.

(7) A Panel appointed under this section shall -

(a) have such powers and exercise its functions in accordance with such procedure as may be prescribed by the House of Assembly; and

(b) within three months of its appointment, report its findings to the House of Assembly.

( Where the Panel reports to the House of Assembly that the allegation has not been proved, no further proceedings shall be taken in respect of the matter.

(9) Where the report of the Panel is that the allegation against the holder of the office has been proved, then within fourteen days of the receipt of the report, the house of Assembly shall consider the report, and if by a resolution of the House of Assembly supported by not less than two-thirds majority of all its members, the report of the Panel is adopted, then the holder of the office shall stand removed form office as from the date of the adoption of the report.

(10) No proceedings or determination of the Panel or of the House of Assembly or any matter relating to such proceedings or determination shall be entertained or questioned in any court.

(11) In this section -

“gross misconduct” means a grave violation or breach of the provisions of this Constitution or a misconduct of such nature as amounts in the opinion in the House of Assembly to gross misconduct
- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/07/nyako-brink/#sthash.fjVLJ4Tz.dpuf

Trouble is said to be brewing in
Adamawa State House of Assembly
over the alleged disbursement of
N250 million to facilitate the
impeachment of Governor Murtala
Nyako. The money, it was alleged, was to be
shared to the 25 members to ginger
them to impeach the governor, who,
recently, accused President Goodluck
Jonathan of committing genocide
against the North in the name of fighting terrorism. Each member of the House was to
receive N10 million of the money said
to have been given to a member of
the Adamawa House of Assembly by a
popular governor in the country. The officer, who collected the money,
allegedly shortchanged the
lawmakers by paying them N8 million
each and pocketing the balance.
Besides, the plot to oust Nyako was
said to have suffered a setback when four of the members rejected the
largesse, insisting that they could not
work against the governor, who
brought them into limelight. Apart
from the four members, who rejected
the alleged bribe, six others, who allegedly collected, have reportedly
sworn not to jump on the bandwagon
to remove Nyako, leaving the
impeachment protagonists in a
dilemma. Sunday Vanguard gathered that the
rejection of the money by the four and
refusal of the six others to be part of
the plot to remove Nyako is causing
unease in the PDP in Adamawa State.
A source told Sunday Vanguard that to be able to remove Nyako, the
lawmakers needed 17 members to
make up the two thirds majority
required by law. The move to oust the governor
intensified last week when the
Speaker of the House threatened to
declare vacant the seat of any
member, who refuses to join the PDP.
Under the circumstance, four members who were in the opposition APC
immediately switched their
membership to the PDP, making the
entire membership of the house to
belong to the party. It will be recalled that before Nyako
defected to the APC last December, his
former party, the PDP, had 21
members with the former ACN, having
three and the defunct CPC, with one
member. It was learnt that six candidates, including the deputy
governor of the state, Bala James
Ngillari, had already positioned
themselves as potential successors to
Nyako.http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/05/gov-nyakos-impeachment-move-n250m-donation-splits-adamawa-house-assembly/

Hello Mr. Damola, I want to also know if you have a Netgear Wireless Router that can connect up to 30 persons at a time , the available one advertised above, can it be distributed evenly using at least three 24-ports switches and still maintain the same speed?
Am working on a proposal to set up a wireless LAN for a School.
Finally, how much is the cost of your(Good) LAN switches if available.
Thanks

When all the above materials made are available
then will tell you what to do next.

You need a a 4-port Switch and and a-8/16port hub. The hub is a repeater means it has only one collision domain while every port on a switch has its own collision domain .i.e the computers on the network can send and receive packets at the same time without an interference from other systems . but with HUB,it means that when there are many users on the network with respect to time there will always be JAMS . But with the help of a switch you will be able to break the network into smaller units there by reducing the jams on the network.
Now you need to network the entire system so that they will be able to communicate with one another in the network.
To do this you need the following:
1. a switch/hub.
2. a workstation with high system configuration(at least 2Gb Ram, 60-320Gb HDD, 2.3-3.0GHz processor)
3. RJ45 network cable.
4. usb Modem for the internet connection.
5. RJ45 cutter.
BTW this is purely Networking and the process is not what can be fully detailed here.
Where do you stay?
cheers!!!

Hello Mr. Damola, I want to place an order for the Netgear wireless router with LAN ports. is it rechargeble,the battery is it removeable/non-removable ?
finally how much does it go now.
Am in Abuja and will like it to be delivered to me as soon as possible.
Thanks.

All these hide and seek , nocturnal meetings as well as the window dressing will not do the Muslim Brotherhood Party of Nigeria(APC) any good. These are desperate attempt to hoodwink the ever gullible Osun electorates into believing in the O'scam .A government which spent over 8billion naira on 'Okpo Imo' yet her students where dragging the bottom table(near relegation) with the Almajiris up North.Finally, all these pranks and pseudo-smartnes are Dead on Arrival. 9th August, 2014 is #OsunDecides.

That Osun clown shall be sacked with a protest vote.

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]Hahaha! Orlando Owoh preparing a soft landing for himself and other janjaweedians. I guess that just like Fashola, the Ekiti state election result frightens the living shyte out of them.[/quote]No amount of propaganda can save Rough Aragbashola and his drug master Jagajagaban. His reigns in Brown Roof Republic(BRR) are over.They shall be swept with their dirty brooms in South West.

berem: Charlie boy,you no try o! No matter your grieviances with Rochas,you shouldn't have acted that way during your Father's burial.
I also blame Rochas for not fulfilling his promise of giving the Oputa family the 20million naira.

[quote author=berem]Now you can vividly see the how your paymaster Alhaji Abdulkareem Rochas Okorocha has been defrauding the poor Imolites in the name of vain promises.Ife na-esi nkakwu ìsí di ya n'okpukpu. Cheers

berem: Charlie boy,you no try o! No matter your grieviances with Rochas,you shouldn't have acted that way during your Father's burial.
I also blame Rochas for not fulfilling his promise of giving the Oputa family the 20million naira.

>: Now you can vividly see the how your paymaster Alhaji Abdulkareem Rochas Okorocha has been defrauding the poor Imolites in the name of vain promises.Ife na-esi nkakwu ìsí di ya n'okpukpu. Cheers

Can this be the possible demise of the supporter of APC Party as predicted by the #TeamClueless?

[quote author=Stånd]If only men would agree to carry a foetus for nine months and then go through the pains of labour..they wouldn't mind what came out of them..be it child or yam. Most men think they can just shoot sperm and then dictate the sexx of babies cos they ain't the ones doing the nine-months carrying and pushing during labour. I have a feeling that men would opt for abortion if they were the ones getting pregnant..how many of them would have the patience to carry a child for nine months...[/quote]The bank CEO(murder-in-law) has given her a 'target' for the first quarter endorsed by the bank manager(horseband)

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In war every instrument is vital.expect more or desist from 'ewedu journalism' peddling lies

That event should be subjected to research using both couple as specimen.Some doctors wil be smiling to the bank by now for the outcome of their research work.

Not interested in nudity.pls Adamma help me with dat Hero beer 'oh mpa !' i kept in the refrigerator.next page pls

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Wait let me contact my Account Officer.