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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Deckline(m): 9:53pm On Jan 19, 2019
Kids... wadewaltz,your stupidity runs like a fluid stucked up in your veins/...say TF is wrong with your brain,your ailment got no cure/...maybe ama get you a brain...oops..you ain't gat no brain box/...just an empty piece of crap you spill and you still call this rap/...haha! Hold still,lemme read you a memoir/...how i had your biitch running wild-like like a turmoil/...

Don't get mad i'm way more popular than you/...
Even in my absence i still get mentioned more than you/...

F0ol..you n!gga's stvpid/...making rhymes you faked and copied from movies/...
Trying to diss a king in his prime that's incredible/...
I'd give you an "F" for the effort cause you are miserable/...

Maybe your fvcking monicker shoulda been whots whotz/...
I mean,you look malnurished,is it that your ma was fvcking poor or what/?...

Thanks for the feud son...

Gotta ditch a biitch/ and a biitch you are murfvcking asslicker, trynna make words like a pro but in fact you ain't even close to being average.

STFU and don't ever mention me!

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Romance / Re: Guys Are Too Emotional! Fvuck! by Deckline(m): 4:15pm On Jan 10, 2019
OP... Take time o! Is it your "emotional"
Fvvck you too!!

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Romance / Re: Lady Strips Off In The Middle Of The Road In Mushin, Lagos. Photos by Deckline(m): 10:16am On Jan 10, 2019
When village people don mean you... My dear OYO is your case.

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Romance / Re: Pretty Lady Willingly Gives Her Body To Handsome Guy, Offers To Be His Side Chic by Deckline(m): 10:10am On Jan 10, 2019
Khd95:
She didn't shot a shot,she sprayed the bullets,nigga might not be able to dodge it grin
Eh!!! shocked chisos! She didn't what

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Literature / Re: When Love Speaks by Deckline(m): 10:05am On Jan 10, 2019
elclassical:
oga infant abeg update d tin don dey hungry me like say i wan cum.. abeg update nah
undecided You really really need Jesus in your life.
Celebrities / Re: Toolz And Tunde Demuren With Their Newborn Baby by Deckline(m): 9:56am On Jan 10, 2019
cute baby,cute mother,cute family.
(kneels down) baba God,na me your boy deckline nwachineke.
As i no too fine like RMD,Ramsey Nouah or Van Vicker, baba please,please bring fine women come my way.
Kanayo o kanayo,segun arinze,oshiomole dem no get two head.
Thank you Lord. Amen.
Hallelluyah.

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Girl Who Is Allergic To Water, Even Her Tears Leaves Her In Agony by Deckline(m): 7:42pm On Jan 06, 2019
OMNIVIRUS:
I find it difficult too believe
...to...

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Crime / Re: Lady Commits Suicide After Her Boyfriend Left Her In Abuja by Deckline(m): 1:28pm On Jan 06, 2019
JasonScoolari:
My brother, it was not so during GEJ administration. Under this frustration administration, the numbers of people depressed and those who committed suicide is unimaginable.
Make we join hand send that anti christ back to daura o.
Crime / Re: Lady Commits Suicide After Her Boyfriend Left Her In Abuja by Deckline(m): 1:15pm On Jan 06, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Lol, but still, you have to shell out some Nairas.
Seriously ehn, I no know say people still dey commit suicide o.
Phones / Re: Between Hauwei And Xiaomi And Gionee Which Is A Better Buy, My Budget Is 75k by Deckline(m): 1:14pm On Jan 06, 2019
lanre316:
Your best bet is Huawei Y9 or Xiaomi Note 5. Stay away from gionee products.
Just tell us you were to broke to afford the good Gionee smartphones.
Don't say what you don't know.
Romance / Re: This Is Actually What Yahoo Boy Do With Your Pant When They Steal It by Deckline(m): 1:11pm On Jan 06, 2019
Nigerians just tend to make light of every serious situation. Nigeria is gone o.

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Crime / Re: Lady Commits Suicide After Her Boyfriend Left Her In Abuja by Deckline(m): 1:09pm On Jan 06, 2019
JasonScoolari:
I have come to realize that an average Nigeria woman's heart is so fragile forget those one's forming feminist.

I have now made it a point of duty to guide my utterances when talking to a lady before she looks for the next available shop to buy a snipper.

Lemme start by saying that the guy is a complete devil for doing this. I mean, there are more matured way to handle this issue not by breaking a heart shattering news like this. I believe he's very much happy now.


And for the lady, you allowed your emotions get the best of you. It is indeed painful, but taking your own life was totally wrong and stupid.

Now you leave your loved ones in pains and financial mess. (Money to buy your coffin might not be available)

PLEASE NOTE; Always love with your brains intact.

This life sweet me pass Banga Rice.
Coffin no scarce jare.
Romance / Re: Love Z Really Blind. Men Can U Marry A Woman Like Dis by Deckline(m): 1:04pm On Jan 06, 2019
How? How?? How can he do cowgirl embarassed embarassed
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy's Mother Picks His Soundcity MVP Award: Says 'Expect More Madness' by Deckline(m): 12:57pm On Jan 06, 2019
...but my people know say me I no wan die,
I no wan die,
I no wan kpeme,
I wan enjoy,
I wan chop life,
I wan buy motto,
I wan build house,
I still wan turn up.
My nigga what'z it gon' be??
G wagon or the Bentley?
grin grin Dope gan...

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma Deletes Instagram Account After Davido Celebrated His Baby Mamas by Deckline(m): 12:51pm On Jan 06, 2019
She is the next to be used. ++ tinzz... Wendy own don pass. If you know,you know.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Prostitutes Clash In Turkey. Photos by Deckline(m): 12:45pm On Jan 06, 2019
So who took the photos and the videos How legit is this information? Arrant, intercontinental, badlastic,nonsense!
Education / Re: Breaking:- ASUU Calls Off Strike by Deckline(m): 7:43am On Jan 06, 2019
rexmozee0167:
Stop caring fake news
...kilo mean na

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Deckline(m): 7:51pm On Jan 05, 2019
Wadewaltz:

Yeah right,like I dont know u are also anikulapoputin who is tryin to impersonate me
You are a stupid fool. I am me! No fvcking other person. You are shreder and you are the putin fool too.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Is The Biggest Billionaire Loser In 2018-see Current Net Worth by Deckline(m): 9:21am On Jan 04, 2019
Seun is even richer than him. If you know,you know tongue tongue
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Deckline(m): 8:41am On Jan 04, 2019
So y'all using alternate accounts to boost your morales. Fvcked up teens!
Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Mourns DJ Xgee, Shares Photos Of Their Moments Together by Deckline(m): 9:00am On Jan 03, 2019
shachris02:
you think your problem is money but it's not.

This guy surely wasn't a poor man.
...maybe he just wasn't that rich enough...
Education / Re: 7 Mind Blowing But Controversial Facts About Birds by Deckline(m): 7:38am On Jan 03, 2019
ReneeNuttall:


The day I will set my eyes on that Jason guy,I will make sure I cripple him.
Fine lady like you should not be wicked na grin ;X;
Romance / Re: So Satan Has No Birthday,what An Unfortunate Yoruba Man. by Deckline(m): 7:27am On Jan 03, 2019
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Education / Re: 7 Mind Blowing But Controversial Facts About Birds by Deckline(m): 7:20am On Jan 03, 2019
ReneeNuttall:


Una wan use laugh remove my teeth abi
Na wetin experience don teach us be dat o... grin no be joke.
Romance / Re: My Crossover Sexperience With Two Catholic Ladies by Deckline(m): 7:34pm On Jan 02, 2019
Nicklaus619:


Dude i'm very disgusting and miserable, you know what don't even advice me no more i am so worthless,,,, deckline please, Don't mind quoting, just let me die in peace. from now henceforth I am not worthy to live embarassed
I feel your pain. Please rest in peace. embarassed
Romance / Re: My Crossover Sexperience With Two Catholic Ladies by Deckline(m): 11:19am On Jan 02, 2019
Nicklaus619:
My parents are stupid
Don't be so hard on them son...
Romance / Re: My Crossover Sexperience With Two Catholic Ladies by Deckline(m): 11:15am On Jan 02, 2019
Nicklaus619:


Dude my problems are just more than I can handle, maybe I should call a village meeting to decide whether i should just kill myself and rot because i'm tired of this life. cool
I know how you feel son embarassed please be quick about it.
Romance / Re: My Crossover Sexperience With Two Catholic Ladies by Deckline(m): 11:10am On Jan 02, 2019
Nicklaus619:


deckline,i'm sorry please,I am stupid,my mum and dad are stupid but please i'm so sorry cool
grin grin I said go and sin no more.
Romance / Re: My Crossover Sexperience With Two Catholic Ladies by Deckline(m): 11:05am On Jan 02, 2019
Nicklaus619:


I lack common sense, I claim I know shit, but I'm just a dumb arrogant fish brain. This is a fun platform and English class where my grade is being accumulated, this is a new year i gotta do something meaningful with my life before i die worthless,please deckline i'm so sorry for acting stupid. cool
embarassed I forgive you son. Go and sin no more.

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