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Education / Re: JAMB May Cancel Half Of 2019 UTME Results In Some States Over Cheating — PT by Deckline(m): 8:17am On May 03, 2019
Kylekent59:
Nonsense education system.

The big truth is that most people wanna get admitted into the uni just to escape being tagged "an illiterate "

University system in Nigeria and their certificates are a waste.

That money you spent from year 1 to year 4 or 5 would be sufficient to start a business / do a one year full course abroad and find your way.

Go and verify, many federal gov't job employees are not qualified but they just got the job from top peoples, even in the local gov't.

Nigeria is a failed nation. Even the governments know recession is about to hit Nigeria again.

Imagine in 4 years time what Nigeria would look like sad
Easier said than done.

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Romance / Re: Foursome Goes Wrong As Two Undergraduates From Imo State Looses Consciousness by Deckline(m): 9:21am On Apr 04, 2019
3 guys on one girl...
The guys died but the girl is still alive...
Na so the thing wide reach.
Imo girls,i hail una oo.

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Education / Re: What Do You Miss About Ur Uni After Graduation? by Deckline(m): 7:49am On Apr 04, 2019
dollytino4real:
i miss my lecturer, they can not call my surname because it is long they will just call my mat no 419 everybody in New lecture hall will burst into laugh. secondly will dey fly window enter bus no ajebo dat time after 6pm classes

Lecturer is singular...it should go with a singular pronoun he..
Or lecturers...then you use they.

Your gbagaun dey turn belle!
Shey you go university so?

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Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson: I Will Sue Anyone Who Writes Negative About My Daughter by Deckline(m): 2:59pm On Apr 02, 2019
nairamaniac:
In Success's voice.
"U go sue sue sue sue sue your lawyer go taayaaa" grin
This meme is wack pulizzzz...
Education / Re: No Be My Nature To Dey Brag - Success Says In New Viral Video by Deckline(m): 3:16pm On Apr 01, 2019
I swear...she doesn't deserve these much attention she is getting jor.

:- She doesn's sound intelligent.

Upcoming warri female 'thugress'

They gave her that schorlarship out of pity which is very unfair and stupiid.

There are more deserving pupils.

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Jokes Etc / Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by Deckline(m): 11:05am On Apr 01, 2019
Bucajunior:
Nigeria is ranked 6th in the world for most miserable country.we are here fooling ourselves in the name of april fool.
Take life easy bro. The country ranked 1st as the most miserable is yet to go out of extinction.

My story...
I remember a teacher in my primary school that year... April fool was a big deal those days. Even in my little mind,i had my plans to make my maths teacher mad.

Me and a female student committed an offence but he flogged me 6 strokes and told me to kneel without flogging the girl.He jxt askd her to kneel dwn.

D nxt day was april 1st nd she was sick.He asked if any of us knew her house so that we all could go nd visit her. I raised up my hand.(God knows i don't know).

Dat day,we did gulder ultimate search from 10am til 3pm widawt locatin her house.

D teacha wantd 2 cry.He askd if i knew whr d gel lived or i was lying.

Long story short,
D gel came to skul on d 3rd nd told d class i did april fool.
I din't write common entrance wit dem.

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Health / Re: 6 Ways To Make Toothbrushing Fun For Kids by Deckline(m): 6:39pm On Mar 30, 2019
Try this one for Warri...
I Smh..

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Romance / Re: The Picture This Babe Uploaded On Facebook Got People Talking by Deckline(m): 8:04am On Mar 30, 2019
YORUBA PEOPLE! sad angry

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Politics / Re: Who Remembers This Guy. He Is Now 70. by Deckline(m): 6:12am On Mar 29, 2019
SilasNwude:
youth is fleeting isn't it zeddicus?
-Darken Rhal
For all of us it would seem...

...And as for the seeker...nice show of bravery dear brother(refering to Richard),but the keeper has handed me power over the gates of his domain.

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Romance / Re: This Girl Is Confusing Me, Experts Needed by Deckline(m): 8:13am On Mar 28, 2019
I made sexual intentions to her and she doesn't complain.

Don't expect a relationship from a hoe...
Just do the do and clean mouth!

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Romance / Re: Igbo Man And His Fiancee Harvest Yam In Pre-wedding Photo by Deckline(m): 8:07am On Mar 28, 2019
Fuqman:
Sorry bro but love does not exist. Everything has got a price and transactional. Don't be blinded by Nollywood cos, the actors themselves don't even believe in that sh*t. Do yourself a favor and get a baby mama. You will thank me later.
Wee you shattap!!!

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Romance / Re: What Will Be Your First Reaction If You Meet Your Man In This Situation by Deckline(m): 8:01am On Mar 28, 2019
This is three sum porn na shocked Sarah Voughan and Nelly Ruse... These ladies are killers ahswear.

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Romance / Re: Help! My Girlfriend Said I Should Do This Or.... by Deckline(m): 7:56am On Mar 28, 2019
Can a virgin be from Benue state

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Romance / Re: Guys Have You Ever Experienced This With A Lady In A Bus? (pics). by Deckline(m): 7:48am On Mar 28, 2019
Vikkoh:

No Sir.. I've not.
Check it again... I sent it in my dreams...



Better go and work!

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Romance / Re: Guys Have You Ever Experienced This With A Lady In A Bus? (pics). by Deckline(m): 7:40am On Mar 28, 2019
Vikkoh:
angry angry Guys please help I'm in need of 1 thousand naira only..
2209524190
Zenith Bank.. Thanks
Have you seen the alert?

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Romance / Re: My friend by Deckline(m): 8:58pm On Mar 24, 2019
Remijuice:

My brother!
That's how one shameless lady told me that all men are the same simply because her husband is a brostitute. According to her that as long as he provides for the family, he is free to hoe around.
I looked her straight in the eyes and told her that I can never marry a woman like you.
That's just one fvcked up mentality that woman exhibited.
Celebrities / Re: Plus Size Laday Dances Zanku Leg Work In A Different Way Got People Talkin(Pics) by Deckline(m): 1:05pm On Mar 24, 2019
OP,Stop giving her hope. This woman is obessed!!
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Sitting Pretty In A Rolls Royce Wraith (photos) by Deckline(m): 1:01pm On Mar 24, 2019
SMH..
I stopped reading when i got to the part they said she got a mansion for her mother..
Na so e easy to buy mansion

No be her kind of rotten,smelly mot infested p*ssy b*tches dey get mansions na.
#sips_breast_milk

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Romance / Re: My friend by Deckline(m): 12:53pm On Mar 24, 2019
youngest85:

And if she bleep another man, is it new?
Did you marry her as a virgin?
Okay. May your wife sleep with another man too.
After all it's not new. You have accepted it. Try not to be shocked.

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Romance / Re: My friend by Deckline(m): 12:49pm On Mar 24, 2019
Look OP,I am not getting your point.
You asked "can a married woman do THIS?"

"THIS" is singular but you mentioned 3 bad habits you alleged her of still exhibiting.

Smh,just mind your business
Education / Re: Uniben Student Draws Drake With A Pen by Deckline(m): 12:38pm On Mar 24, 2019
Oluwasaeon:
This guy's talented
grin ...I know you meant talentless.. grin tell him the truth.

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Celebrities / Re: Ugochukwu Princely: Nigerian Artist, Drew DJ Khaled Son, Asahd Tuck Khaled by Deckline(m): 7:24am On Mar 24, 2019
princealexndre:
Since everybody are drawing,who do I draw now?
Since everybody...Is... drawing.

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Celebrities / Re: Billionaire Femi Otedola Shows Off His New Mode Of Transportation (photo) by Deckline(m): 12:18am On Mar 24, 2019
VANITY UPON VANITY...
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To Pretty Lady At Her Birthday Party But She Turns Him Down. Photos by Deckline(m): 12:16am On Mar 24, 2019
sukerefakere:
Is this not Ramah Chibsah of Frosinone..




Abi na eye dey pain me

Thank God say you know eye dey pain you.

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Phones / Re: How To Get From 5gb To 20gb On Your Mtn Sim by Deckline(m): 12:09am On Mar 24, 2019
Do people still use WeChat
Education / Re: Please Guys I Need Your Help! by Deckline(m): 6:31pm On Mar 23, 2019
Nlstudent97:


oh no no no no even myndd44 follow
am i right
Hell no!! you have fvck up.
Education / Re: Please Guys I Need Your Help! by Deckline(m): 6:10pm On Mar 23, 2019
eh ya... you still be my broda,no mata d weather... oh why oh wha ah hy
dem be two, later become three They workin in peace livin 2geda in harmony, Then suddenly, The three disagree, Seun go solo Lalasticlala follow Oh no no no no...
Complete the song and you'll get a gift
Education / Re: See 57 Fake Nigerian Universities In 2019 – Your Certificate Is Useless If You A by Deckline(m): 6:03pm On Mar 23, 2019
That number 15 got me so cracked up.Missouri,USA In Kano. Lmao!
Education / Re: What Do First Class Graduates Do Different From Other 2.1 Students? by Deckline(m): 5:45pm On Mar 23, 2019
They cry,cry and cry and attempt suicide when they have one "B" in any course.
No be say their other 'A's no go pay o.

I am a living weakness...

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Cute Teenage Nollywood Actress With Big Boobs. by Deckline(m): 4:03pm On Mar 23, 2019
If this one is still a teenager ehn,make thunder strike oninown angry
Foreign Affairs / Re: Money Becomes Worthless In Venezuela -- Thrown On The Streets by Deckline(m): 11:17pm On Mar 22, 2019
A mixed economy is the best form of production. There's gonna be competition between the government and private enterprise.
Let each grow at its own pace.

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