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Nairaland General › Re: Why Wont Sportybet Pay The Customers Who Won On Their Platform? by Decryptor(m): 7:59pm On Jun 12
What do you expect? Na Indian man own the company. Very dubious
Education › Re: Names Of Students And Teachers Kidnapped In Oyo State by Decryptor(m): 2:07pm On May 27
Gotocourt:
God Abeg, all the SM influencers are all quiet. angry


Christianah Akanbi 2 years
Her parents supported Tinubu so what were they expecting?
Travel › Re: Disaster In Anambra As Car Sinks Into Mud While Crossing Ogidi Flood by Decryptor(m): 2:02pm On May 27
otrasane:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYpna4Y0XOw?si=MHQ03ZBlb3quBNvf




Disaster in Anambra as Car Sinks Into Mud While Crossing Ogidi Flood

A dramatic scene unfolded in Ogidi community, Anambra State, after a vehicle attempting to navigate the community’s notorious flood-ravaged road became hopelessly trapped in thick mud, highlighting the worsening environmental disaster that has left residents and motorists stranded in fear and frustration.
Oga blogger, I hope you know there's a difference between "stuck" and "sink".
Food › Re: What Does Locust Beans Add To Food? by Decryptor(m): 5:54am On May 16
ponishah:
Our problem is that our professors are lazy, they don't do any research.
Most of what we eat , drink and use are used because we met them so.
We have rarely done serious empirical test on them.
We need to research a lot, because some of our local stuff are very helpful, some could be toxic if applications are not really own.
BUT, IF I BE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA, I GO BAN AKPU, FUFU OR SANTANA, THE SMELL IS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE.
FROM THE FERMENTING TO THE SIEVING TO THE SELLING AND CONSUMPTION , NA VERY UNBEARABLE ODOUR.
JUST ENTER FINE DUPLEX WITH STATE OF THE ART FURNISHING, ONCE THEM DEY EAT AM OR JUST FISHED EATING IT, OMO YOU GO HATE THE MANSION AND PREFER TO ENTER MUD HOUSE.
That's why someone like you will never be president.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Crocodile Eats Gabriel Batista, South African Business by Decryptor(m): 5:00pm On May 11
South Africans keeled that man and fed him to the crocodile and they are blaming it on flood
Food › Re: Soursop: See What Someone Got Me For ₦10k (Pictures) by Decryptor(m): 6:27pm On May 04
MatrixReloaded:
I even brought a foreign avocado pear back home last summer for my wife to plant in my own compound.
Sorry. It won't grow! Foreign avocado only grows in places with temperate weather and not in the tropics like Nigeria except some places in Plateau and Mambila in Taraba states
Crime › Re: Suspected Herders Kill Four In Fresh Benue Community Attack by Decryptor(m): 6:10pm On May 04
Wickedtruths:
Benue is a funny place. That was the place where cows were moving with Police escorts.
https://www.nairaland.com/8452078/benue-state-government-now-escorting

There are rumours that they usually pay herdsmen to attack each other. Apart from that, they kidnap themselves.

For those from the interior parts of Benue, if them born you well, snap a nice picture and post on Facebook. Within a month, those who know you will kidnap one of your family members in the village and be asking for ransom of 300k and tubers of yam grin

Benue people know how to turn guns on themselves but are impotent against herdsmen.
You really know them!
Romance › Re: She Stopped Picking My Calls After This by Decryptor(m): 5:47pm On May 04
lovediehatelive:
Few weeks ago I met a girl and kept contact with her.

Everything was going on smoothly until I asked her to come to my place.


I already prepared my mind for 'NO', and that's what I actually got. I felt it's the usual not wanting to appear cheap so I tried again, she said she was busy.

It was on a Saturday. I lock up and continued with my life. The next day (Sunday) Mancity and Arsenal had match and I wasn't missing it for anything.

If she had accepted to come over, I would have planned my schedules so as to watch the game after that be with her or so.

But since she wasn't positive after second trial I assumed she won't be coming again.

Lo and behold just before the end of 1st half, (after Dounaruma mistake that Harvertz scored) her call came in, and she wanted to come!


Told her I was watching match I'll call her when I'm done.

That was it.

After the game I called but she didn't pick up. Messaged her on WhatsApp but she's not replying.


Since then she's been giving me attitude.

She's supposed to let me know on time, at least a day before, so that I plan my day, not towards evening by 5PM of the same day.



It's not as if I rejected her, I just can't leave my match for her even though I later called.

Has anyone ever experienced such?
She was probably itchy down there and needed a guy to scratch it (you know what I mean) but her guy was watching the same match and unavailable so she decided to resort calling you up and you were unavailable. She must have moved on to the next person.
That's how they always behave. Self-employment
Politics › Re: Everyone To Blame For Nigeria’s Insecurity – Mahdi Shehu by Decryptor(m): 11:31am On May 04
Okaka27:
Worst of them all. Do you think we can still vote in th right leaders?
Be honest with you I don't think we can get the right leaders via vote in this country. This is because the bad leaders we currently have have taken away the voting rights of every single citizen. No matter how many of us votes even if all of us vote against their favour, they will definitely manipulate the results.

The only way good leaders can come in is through the "Jerry Rawlings" pattern in Ghana. But unfortunately, tribalism and religious differences are impediments to achieve that.

It's so sad Nigeria has gotten to this point!
Politics › Re: Everyone To Blame For Nigeria’s Insecurity – Mahdi Shehu by Decryptor(m): 4:25pm On May 03
Okaka27:
You are very correct. Yes I was a supporter of APC back om 2015. Let me explain brother.

I was 20 years old and was blinded by many reasons. I had zero knowledge in political issues and was only following my Muslim beliefs. By 2020 Nigeria was getting worse and I knew I was wrong. I made personal research and read more about black oppression, state capture, and capitalism
These were all related to our history and it is how nigeria really works till today.
I am 31 now and I have realized nigeria problems wasnt Jonathan but tribalism and religious doctrines. But if we can come together with one mind, we cam do wonders with togetherness and remove these corrupt leaders gradually and strategically.
Thanks and sorry for ignorance all those years.
It's ok bro. We all make mistakes. Many people not only you supported APC with their fake promises of Change and I forsaw that they had absolutely nothing to offer Nigeria. I just didn't realize that it will be this worse.
Politics › Re: Everyone To Blame For Nigeria’s Insecurity – Mahdi Shehu by Decryptor(m): 10:54am On Apr 19
Okaka27:
Mr Mad man

So the youths are to blame?
The secondary and primary school kids are to blame?
The market women who work 24/7 to feed their family is to blame?
The bus drivers who work tirelessly to grow their family is to blame?
The thousands of graduates desperate for humble job opportunities are to blame?

You are a ma d man!
See this life? I remember back then when you were supporting APC and Buhari in 2015 and abusing Jonathan.

Why are you complaining now? We warned you all back them but you people were abusing us and calling us TANiods
Politics › Re: Panic In FCT As Miscreants Refuse To Leave After APC Conventions by Decryptor(m): 4:10pm On Apr 15
“I need no soothsayer to know that many of them came into Abuja pretending as party supporters. Some came from the North, some from the West and what have you.
Always them cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: How I Almost Slept With A Married Woman Who I Met At The Gym by Decryptor(m): 4:00pm On Apr 15
Stephen0mozzy:
Dem supposed dey screen all these content creators before paying them for likes and engagement - see wetin adult dey talk for camera.
I don't believe people actually fell for that story
Celebrities › Re: Otas Evbuomwan Under Fire For Bigotted Posts About Yoruba Women. by Decryptor(m): 2:11pm On Apr 10
There is nothing she said there is isn't true!
Health › Re: Lagos, Benue Lead HIV Infections As Young Women Remain Most Vulnerable – NDR by Decryptor(m): 5:29pm On Apr 01
So it's women who actually carry this virus more than men. Na wah o
Family › Re: Adultery: Man Caught With A Pregnant Woman In Anambra (Video) by Decryptor(m): 11:17pm On Mar 01, 2025
abobote:
In all my womanising, I don't get attracted to married women.
It just something I can't do, even one lady presented herself to me last week, bought me valentine gift, telling me how her husband preeq is not working. I told her I can not sleep with a married woman
Stop cooking lies that nobody will eat!
Crime › Re: Man Brutally Kicks Son After Quarrel With Wife (Viewer's Discretion) by Decryptor(m): 10:58am On Mar 01, 2025
Smartwave:
Surely, this is not Southwest or North 🤣🤣

From the roof🤣🤣🤣🤣 ( the roof is not brown). Even the gutter.

The wicked man, know the source of the pregnancy. He knows where, the child come from............ I am just thinking out loud....... If not.......
It is South West.
Politics › Re: Fraudsters Steal Over ₦‎1 Billion Through BVN Registered For Minors – NIBSS by Decryptor(m): 4:06pm On Feb 27, 2025
Katakata10:
Hmmm

Na these people 👇

Always thinking they are very smart
More of like these people. They are found more in banking sector

Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide By Hanging In Ibadan by Decryptor(m): 12:32pm On Feb 26, 2025
By this time two years ago, he might have been dissing Peter Obi
Health › Re: Soludo building Centralised Wholesale Drug Centre To Combat Fake Medicines(video by Decryptor(m): 6:27pm On Feb 23, 2025
Good one!

It will frustrate those omoluabis that come to Anambra to do fake drugs
Politics › Re: My Grandfather Saved The Life Of A Coward- Raeese Abacha by Decryptor(m): 6:23pm On Feb 23, 2025
iamnotillicit:
Who send Abacha?

God go punish both Babangida, Abacha and Ojukwu Awolowo
Fixed!
Health › Re: Expired Condoms Rebranded And Sold In Nigeria (Video) by Decryptor(m): 5:37pm On Feb 23, 2025
For people who use condom. Team raw!! cool
Politics › Re: My Grandfather Saved The Life Of A Coward- Raeese Abacha by Decryptor(m): 5:27pm On Feb 23, 2025
iamnotillicit:
How Babangida a civil war veteran suddenly became Messiah baffles me...

Nothing is impossible true true
How Abacha the killer of Kudirat and menace to NADECO which was mainly a pan-yoruba movement suddenly becomes worshipped by Awolowo's tribesmen baffles me.
Politics › Re: My Grandfather Saved The Life Of A Coward- Raeese Abacha by Decryptor(m): 5:24pm On Feb 23, 2025
TemplarLandry:
cool Gbadamosi can never end well, let's wait and see.
Pray that you and your father will live up to his age
Car Talk › Re: My Lexus Rx 330 Is Sucking Fuel And Also Doesn’t Fire On Speed by Decryptor(m): 6:27pm On Feb 22, 2025
Very overrated useless vehicle
Politics › Re: Ibb’s Attempt To Rewrite History Must Be Rejected – Odumakin by Decryptor(m): 12:28pm On Feb 22, 2025
Putindbutt:
See ipob licking IBB's butt now, wow. The same IBB?. Fear ipob. Sensible people can never be deceived, only gullible ipob. I agreed with Sowore that he should be arrested, and rot in jail.
Anyone who says the truth about you pathetic lots is termed ipob. Was it not the same IBB that enriched Alakija? As for IBB being arrested, go and arrest him if you have the balls.
Politics › Re: Ibb’s Attempt To Rewrite History Must Be Rejected – Odumakin by Decryptor(m): 11:58am On Feb 22, 2025
Felimax:
IBB is a f*cking liar!
Nigeria should not spare him. I want him thoroughly dealt with. Omg!
Go and deal with him na.

Empty chestbeating!!

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