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Octobertwentysix:
Una MUMU stinks to the highest heights, he was married for over 30 years and he and wife divorced on mutual consent he has two daughters from the same and only woman, and they still remain friends the reason for divorce is because she doesn't see him much and so they decided to part ways, if you are ignorant try read small and stop displaying your shameful ignorance in public. MUMU in capital letters.

You live with them to know all this right ? You are the MUMU here!

ObamaMessi:
If you believe in this trash you wrote you're suffering from a generational curse.

Replace the trash with your own analogy. We are listening.

And no photos of the destroyed aircraft?

Propaganda!

To understand the analogy of the war between Russia and Ukraine, head to this thread I created using family ties to explain it:

https://www.nairaland.com/7007161/understanding-russia-ukrainian-war-better

bepositive11:
If he is indeed a redpiller, he did his wife a favour by letting her go

Redpillers are a product of toxic masculinity. I pity women who are married to them

Toxic masculinity and toxic femininity need to vanish

The toxicity of women towards normal and loving men births toxicity in the men whom they take advantage of and emotionally abuse as a consequence.

No man was born toxic...it is mostly women who ignite it

Who knows whether that Mallam saw the shoe and collected his number from Osibanjo and called him...

Then kpooof! The guy just murd.

I said "Mallam"...I no mention anybody name o.

Definitely a Redpiller

He was married but divorced in 2014. Maybe his wife was the likes of Candidlady, Saphiere etc and he showed her the door.

The same thing he is doing to the president of Ukraine.

See the thread about the analogy of the war using family ties:

https://www.nairaland.com/7007161/understanding-russia-ukrainian-war-better

Understanding your position:

Using the above narrative, we can see that NATO has been working acidously hard to convince the whole world that Putin is a villain.

Not surprisingly, many Africans including Nigerians are vouching support for Ukraine.

The president of Ukraine should have listened earlier on but felt that NATO would shield him no matter what happens.

Putin is only trying to checkmate the excesses of the West in the East which is his territory which to me is not bad in any ramifications.

But here in Nigeria, some pastors are busy "praying" for Ukraine. The same e Ukraine that just recently threatened to shoot black students and kept them stranded at the Polish border while giving preference to Ukrainian whites first!

Who did this to us as a continent?

For those who don't understand the war between Russia and Ukraine, here it is using a family perspective...

Russia and Ukraine are husband and wife with children.

The marriage eventually got messy and Ukraine (the wife) asked for a divorce and it was granted.

Most of the children stayed back with the wife.

Chief Russia is a very rich and powerful man with influence.

The eldest child of the marriage called Crimea (male) was taken by his dad to live closer to him and have a strong bond.

Lolo Ukraine the wife loves Crimea too and the bond between her first son and her estranged husband made her upset and she complained to some of her friends who didn't really like her husband.

Her friends are in an association called (NATO) and most of them are also wealthy.

These friends made up of mainly 2 women called "Mama US" and "Oriaku UK" called Crimea on phone and told him to severe ties with his father Chief Russia.

They tried to convince him that his father was a bad man and that he should come and stay close to his mother (Ukraine)...this they did for years and one day, the issue was brought to court (referendum) and Crimea being an adult male was asked who he wanted to be with and he said he preferred being with his dad Chief Russia.

This angered Ukraine and her friends but of course, it was a court ruling and there was nothing they could do.

Interestingly, Ukraine even though separated from her husband was living in his property.

Her husband before the crash of the marriage had an estate called Kyiv Estate with recreational centres like resorts, restaurant and bars with hotel apartments which she manages...her friends come there to drink and while at it, they tongue-lash and lambast her husband talking about how irresponsible and vicious he is.

Russia the husband knows all these but kept his calm because he is a busy man and understood that women will always be women and they must talk.

Secondly, he had other engagements to do with his precious time.

Now, what caused the present fracas was that out of their kids living with Madam Ukraine, two of them as they grew kept in touch with their father.

Their names are Donetsk (male) and Luhansk (female) and they are direct siblings of Crimea.
(*Donetsk and Luhansk are provinces in Ukraine but hold allegiance to Russia)

Donetsk and Luhansk usually call their father on phone for hours asking him how he is faring and their father in turn usually sends them gifts both in cash and materials.

This trend made Ukraine very uncomfortable and at first she tried to turn her kids against him telling them that they should severe ties with their father but the kids blatantly refused.

Then Ukraine took a drastic approach, she started maltreating Donetsk and Luhansk by beating them at any slightest provocation. Sometimes, she starves them leaving them without food and when they complain of hunger, she snarls at them scornfully telling them that their "uséless father" should come and feed them since they chose him over her.

The friends of Lolo Ukraine turned a blind eye to the maltreatment of those kids because they never liked Russia. They felt that their friend Ukraine was right and the children deserved the punishments meted on them.

When the maltreatment became too much, the children begged their mother to allow them relocate and live with their dad but Lolo Ukraine would never hear of it.

She instructed her servants and security details (Ukrainian soldiers) to endure that the children do most of the hardwork at home and should never be allowed to go out of the estate for any reason whatsoever.

She further gave the servants the freewill to punish Donetsk and Luhansk whenever they felt like.

Russia on the other hand got wind of the maltreatment of his dear children and initially, sent constant messages to his estranged wife to stop but Lolo Ukraine remained adamant.

Her friends begin to make lots of noise telling anyone who cares to listen that Russia is a bully and is planning to harm their friend and the rumors about the maltreatment of Donetsk and Luhansk were nothing but lies!

Then Russia decides to take a drastic decision...he sends some of his boys to forcibly gain entry into the property which the wife occupies.

His boys (Russian Soldiers) storm the property and take possession of the recreational centre handled by the wife, chase all the customers away temporarily, seal up the place while putting Donetsk and Luhansk in their protective custody and then decide to take over the administration of the various parts the estate.

They lock up the gate of the premises and won't allow anyone in or out of the compound.

When this happens, Lolo Ukraine puts a call across to her "trusted" friends to send help in form of law enforcement or their own thugs to help her fight Russia's boys but surprisingly, they don't show up because they know who Chief Russia is and how deadly he can be because prior to the fracas, he (Chief Russia) sent a stern warning to the association that if any of their committee of friends involve themselves in the matter between him and his estranged wife, he would deal mercilessly with the person.

With that warning alone, her friends steer clear. The only thing they resorted to do was to go over social media ad writing SOS appeals for Madam Ukraine stating that Russia sent his boys to the premises to beat Ukraine and her staff and that as a matter of fact, some of her workers are seriously injured and even possibly killed.

They do all these to gather the sympathy of the people and to demonize Russia.

Chief Russia being a smart savvy man orders his boys that they should take video surveillance of their activities in the premises and post them online so people will see that they are only there to take stock of the finances and administration of the business

PoliteActivist:
Not true.
Boko Haram, Al Queda, and all these terrorist countries and organizations believe in TOTAL subjugation of women, yet they are the most murderous and blood thirsty. Many countries have been ruled by women, mention one that went to war while being ruled be a woman.

Currently there are 21 female heads of governments. Non goes to war. Can you imagine this girl below eager to go to war like Putin?

Margaret Thatcher went to war while she was British PM.

Kingcalls:
Women are prone to receive evil forces in their souls , thats y I hate when men defend them... most of these women they listen to are demons in human flesh

God bless you! Most men who defend them are useless SIMPs who do so because of vágina

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Foolishmasses:
For those of you that don't understand what's up between Russian and Ukraine. Here is layman example.

All of them na cultist.

Russia na eiye
Russia na ibaka
Russia na student wey dey live for hostel inside campus strictly for runs guys but mainly occupied by eiye cultists
Amongst Russia boys are Ukraine, Estonia, Moldova etc
Ukraine was Ostrich and Russia dey use one eye look am say he fit betray am one day. However, Ukraine went to campus crusade (revival) one day and he renounced his parole with Eiye cultist. The thing vex Russia wey be eiye leader, but told Ukraine that I suppose kill you oo but people go no say na me kill you if I do BUT if you wan die quick quick...go join another cultist like Aye or Bucca or Vikings etc. Ukraine dey happy and thanked his former boss Russia ibaka that he won't join any cult association.
On getting to 300 level, Ukraine notice say Estonia
and Latvia wey be ordinary flying birds for school don go join another level elsewhere. However, Aye and Viking (NATO) don dey find room apartment (accommodation) for where Russia Ibaka dey live , his neighborhood and e don dey vex say externals wan dey live for his backyard , na so Russia ibaka vex and say e no go happen for his lifetime. Meanwhile, Aye and Viking (NATO) wey dey find accomodation for Russia ibaka neighborhood only want to know as e dey go for Russia ibaka so that( aye NATO) they can know his movement , paroles, initiation days and g nights. Russia ibaka knew that if aye NATO can secure a one room self con for his neighborhood wey he Russia ibaka be chairman, na to kill him totally be that. Na so he (Russia ibaka) vex. Wetin con vex Russia ibaka pass na when he know say na his renounced ostrich (Ukraine) want give aye NATO his old room sef con for where he dey stay before on to say those people they tell the ostrich make he con join them say nothing wey anybody fit do to him, Na so the thing vex ibaka and he sent out his boys to go kill the renounced ostrich (Ukraine). As e be now , Russia ibaka boys hasn't kill the old ostrich, they just they pinch am small with log, slap, because Russia ibaka dey vex as e get one mad DB gun that if he put am for the ostrich head, the medulla oblongata will be no where to be found.

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Trash!

Is cultism all you know? SMH!!

helinues:
Reno should try and be making use of his brain sometimes..

And yet this guy called himself a pastor when he should be praying for peace

How many Nigerians heard about Tigray war even up till today?

Shame on you Reno

You are still saying what he is emphasizing. The western media is suppressing the news about the war because Ethiopians are blacks.

Ol boy...the babe fine pass Regina o

DropsMic:
Lol..


Sai baba
Sai baba
Sai baba



Y'all ain't seen nothing yet. Come 2023, y'all should again vote along ethnic, religious and party lines.. Nigerians must get this sense by force by fire or continue to languish in perpetual suffertude... Disgraceful populace. Spits





Well.. Nigerians are many things but smart.. So, come 2023 if they vote in a slowpoke to rule them' i no go surprise

Bro forget! You see South Westerners and Northern Muslims...they will still vote along ethnic and religious lines.

You can never cure those two sets of people from it.

Yes o...let the war begin so that those Fulani soldiers will be drafted to go and fight Russians.

Candidlady:
Erriga you just lost a fan

You are an insignificant loss

na2016:
Bros abeg make e no start, man no get where e go run put head oo

Something must kill a man.

It is degenerates into a World War, Nigeria will definitely side with Britain and that will see Russian Allies nuking some parts of Nigeria.

Make this useless country kuku sink.

na2016:
You see why some people have always been cautious about this Russia-Ukraine stuff? It may lead to a world war if not handled well.

War wey don already start you dey say "it may"

sourmilk88:
Pastor Ibiyemio and Kemi debacle readily comes to mind.
95% of Billionaires are azzholes and weirdos intoxicated on their own ego.

It is stupíd and loud women like Kemi and Jaruma who think that they are untouchable simply because they are popular and possess a vágina that you should blame.

Dawn91:
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Why do you always talk about what you don't know ?

Is there something I am missing ? There is nothing wrong with crypto investment, infact crypto currency Vs fiat currency is a no brainer

Why not ignore the topic of you don't understand it ,?

You dey mind that Tinubu minion?

It is just like someone complaining that he took millions of Naira to Bureau de Change to buy Dollars only to be given fake dollars by an Aboki and then will be making noise that Foreign Exchange and Dollars is a scam!

[quote author=Iyaebe post=110471199]Anything crypto and other internet ways of making money is fraudulent to me,people that make money online are mostly fraudsters or potential fraudsters.Dem plenty here for nairaland.All those boys doing crypto also know how to hack people's account and hacking is fraudulent, so all of dem dy swim for the same ocean. Crypto=Hacking=Fraud.[/quote]You and the poster's sister are simply novices in the world of crypto and making money online for you to make such an assertion.

Na your type go pay ⅒th of your salary to pastor with the promise of God blessing you only for your life to keep going on a downward trend year by year and won't see that one as a scam

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.

If we check now, you fit be simp wey dey give but no dey collect

Go and sell all that sperm to a fertility clinic instead of wasting it

Sergeant Adeleke Ogunsola may have voted for Buhari so no biggie.

mayorrode:
Morning guys , sorry for my disturbance. this recently happened in magodo. I was helping my aunt in her new shop and I was the only one in it.

Around 7 pm, a guy came in claiming he wants to buy some alcohol (buyers are allowed in because the shop, it's designed like a store). He bought it, I gave him his change in 200 naira notes but then he claimed he needs 500 naira and I told him I dont have.

He returned the goods, then he bought it again and I gave him change and he started saying he needs 500 naira notes, I told him I dont have. He kept on with this and was too close to me, I was quite suspecting him.

He then later bought it and claimed he needs water I went to the fridge to take it. Foolish me forgetting my phone was being charged close to the fridge, he followed me. Then gave me 200 and 50 for 50 naira sachet water. i looked at him confused and asked him the reason for the additional 200. He spoke gibberish and i turned to take the water and turned back. BOOM!!!! he's gone. Attended to the next customer, went to pick my phone and oh no!!! error 404 not found.


Guys pls help me out. read a few threads similar to it . can i trust Nigerian police to help me out . i am a teen and i bought the phone myself 70k hard earned money . i know partially he stole the wrong phone cos now that m phoneless i v no job other than tracking him every hour till he switches it on an d i get him but guys pls help me with ur idea and advises.

This is especially cruel to me since my birthday is eight days away. Happened yday night
i will be entering the university soon , really sad.

Your network provider can help you track the phone if you have the IMEI Number but the money and the stress will be more than the original worth of the phone which can be used to get you another one.

This foolish writeup probably from one of these Nigerian wannabe feminists that is everywhere on Facebook?

Mtchewwww!! Abeg next!!

Belurved1:
But at a long run, it will still be decayed. Its just a matter of time, nothing last forever.

Some actually last forever.


Some Buddhist monks and pharaohs

Senomi:
See as human being resemble pink bag of rice and unfermented cassava flour,

This one go sabi swallow 50 wraps of fufu with ogbono soup and 30 pieces of goat meat like her papa

Mgbeke feeling funky.........if u like no stop to dey use that waist trainer

Jealousy will not kill you in Jesus name...say amen

Rugaria:
They should stop this new culture of burying the bodies of dead politicians in graves full of tiles and marbles. It makes no sense. The body will decay and will not make any contact with the ground. The watery abunna will be there and can't escape to anywhere until one day, there will be an opening and the stench will be "awesome".... Seen this before. Make the grave beurifull but make sure the casket is laid in the ground so as to enhance easy decay, because the body must decay at a point..

Mortified and well embalmed bodies DON'T DECAY. They become mummified (DRY UP) like stock fish, darken and remain like that for decades.

Sometimes you just need to visit the morgue.

Chaos!

Buhari doesn't give a rat's arse.

He believes that as the C-in-C, he is answerable to no one including INEC.

If una like, shift the polls till 2050, Buhari will do what he wants when he wants it.

Una don jam!!

Ghen ghen!

alizma:
Just calm down, US dey one side dey pray make Russia attack Ukraine.
Putin's recent romance with China is a big threat to US and US will use every instrument at her disposal to destroy that relationship. US is just praying for Putin to attack Ukraine.

On the contrary, US is actually praying that Russia shouldn't attack Ukraine.

US has military might but a Russia/China military alliance is very lethal and the US knows this.

Starzo:
Comrade, please try to do away with vawulence this year

But seriously, naija girls nor suppose get mouth dey take about good looks compared to women from other parts. Naija girls nor join at all and Dem come add bad character join. Nigerian girls are the least desirable anywhere in the world.

Bro, the day I saw some Cameroonian girls in Adamawa who came to do some cross border trade, my prick wan break. If you see these babes with their fine melanin skin and slender faces, round bum...fada lawd! Those were the village ones o...I was now wondering how the city ones will look like.

I felt like going on exile to Cameroon. And to top it up, they no dey even form like these furgly Naija babes. They are friendly and approachable.

sharone21:
Add:
Morocco
Comoros
Cape Verde
If u like too add Cameroonian guys, they seem a bit finer than their women but no bum like their women... though they look like us somehow.

Cameroonian women look like who? Don't make such atrocious statement again.

Where a Cameroonian lady stands, if a Nigerian lady stands nearby, it would look like a cockroach standing next to a butterfly.

Cameroonian women are sooo beautiful with endowment both front and back while Nigerian ladies have nothing but bad mouth and ill-manners with their flat nyásh