₦airaland Forum

na2016:
You see why some people have always been cautious about this Russia-Ukraine stuff? It may lead to a world war if not handled well.

War wey don already start you dey say "it may"

sourmilk88:
Pastor Ibiyemio and Kemi debacle readily comes to mind.
95% of Billionaires are azzholes and weirdos intoxicated on their own ego.

It is stupíd and loud women like Kemi and Jaruma who think that they are untouchable simply because they are popular and possess a vágina that you should blame.

Dawn91:
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Why do you always talk about what you don't know ?

Is there something I am missing ? There is nothing wrong with crypto investment, infact crypto currency Vs fiat currency is a no brainer

Why not ignore the topic of you don't understand it ,?

You dey mind that Tinubu minion?

It is just like someone complaining that he took millions of Naira to Bureau de Change to buy Dollars only to be given fake dollars by an Aboki and then will be making noise that Foreign Exchange and Dollars is a scam!

Iyaebe post=110471199:
Anything crypto and other internet ways of making money is fraudulent to me,people that make money online are mostly fraudsters or potential fraudsters.Dem plenty here for nairaland.All those boys doing crypto also know how to hack people's account and hacking is fraudulent, so all of dem dy swim for the same ocean. Crypto=Hacking=Fraud.

You and the poster's sister are simply novices in the world of crypto and making money online for you to make such an assertion.

Na your type go pay ⅒th of your salary to pastor with the promise of God blessing you only for your life to keep going on a downward trend year by year and won't see that one as a scam

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.

If we check now, you fit be simp wey dey give but no dey collect

Go and sell all that sperm to a fertility clinic instead of wasting it

Sergeant Adeleke Ogunsola may have voted for Buhari so no biggie.

mayorrode:
Morning guys , sorry for my disturbance. this recently happened in magodo. I was helping my aunt in her new shop and I was the only one in it.

Around 7 pm, a guy came in claiming he wants to buy some alcohol (buyers are allowed in because the shop, it's designed like a store). He bought it, I gave him his change in 200 naira notes but then he claimed he needs 500 naira and I told him I dont have.

He returned the goods, then he bought it again and I gave him change and he started saying he needs 500 naira notes, I told him I dont have. He kept on with this and was too close to me, I was quite suspecting him.

He then later bought it and claimed he needs water I went to the fridge to take it. Foolish me forgetting my phone was being charged close to the fridge, he followed me. Then gave me 200 and 50 for 50 naira sachet water. i looked at him confused and asked him the reason for the additional 200. He spoke gibberish and i turned to take the water and turned back. BOOM!!!! he's gone. Attended to the next customer, went to pick my phone and oh no!!! error 404 not found.


Guys pls help me out. read a few threads similar to it . can i trust Nigerian police to help me out . i am a teen and i bought the phone myself 70k hard earned money . i know partially he stole the wrong phone cos now that m phoneless i v no job other than tracking him every hour till he switches it on an d i get him but guys pls help me with ur idea and advises.

This is especially cruel to me since my birthday is eight days away. Happened yday night
i will be entering the university soon , really sad.

Your network provider can help you track the phone if you have the IMEI Number but the money and the stress will be more than the original worth of the phone which can be used to get you another one.

This foolish writeup probably from one of these Nigerian wannabe feminists that is everywhere on Facebook?

Mtchewwww!! Abeg next!!

Belurved1:
But at a long run, it will still be decayed. Its just a matter of time, nothing last forever.

Some actually last forever.


Some Buddhist monks and pharaohs

Senomi:
See as human being resemble pink bag of rice and unfermented cassava flour,

This one go sabi swallow 50 wraps of fufu with ogbono soup and 30 pieces of goat meat like her papa

Mgbeke feeling funky.........if u like no stop to dey use that waist trainer

Jealousy will not kill you in Jesus name...say amen

Rugaria:
They should stop this new culture of burying the bodies of dead politicians in graves full of tiles and marbles. It makes no sense. The body will decay and will not make any contact with the ground. The watery abunna will be there and can't escape to anywhere until one day, there will be an opening and the stench will be "awesome".... Seen this before. Make the grave beurifull but make sure the casket is laid in the ground so as to enhance easy decay, because the body must decay at a point..

Mortified and well embalmed bodies DON'T DECAY. They become mummified (DRY UP) like stock fish, darken and remain like that for decades.

Sometimes you just need to visit the morgue.

Chaos!

Buhari doesn't give a rat's arse.

He believes that as the C-in-C, he is answerable to no one including INEC.

If una like, shift the polls till 2050, Buhari will do what he wants when he wants it.

Una don jam!!

Ghen ghen!

alizma:
Just calm down, US dey one side dey pray make Russia attack Ukraine.
Putin's recent romance with China is a big threat to US and US will use every instrument at her disposal to destroy that relationship. US is just praying for Putin to attack Ukraine.

On the contrary, US is actually praying that Russia shouldn't attack Ukraine.

US has military might but a Russia/China military alliance is very lethal and the US knows this.

Starzo:
Comrade, please try to do away with vawulence this year

But seriously, naija girls nor suppose get mouth dey take about good looks compared to women from other parts. Naija girls nor join at all and Dem come add bad character join. Nigerian girls are the least desirable anywhere in the world.

Bro, the day I saw some Cameroonian girls in Adamawa who came to do some cross border trade, my prick wan break. If you see these babes with their fine melanin skin and slender faces, round bum...fada lawd! Those were the village ones o...I was now wondering how the city ones will look like.

I felt like going on exile to Cameroon. And to top it up, they no dey even form like these furgly Naija babes. They are friendly and approachable.

sharone21:
Add:
Morocco
Comoros
Cape Verde
If u like too add Cameroonian guys, they seem a bit finer than their women but no bum like their women... though they look like us somehow.

Cameroonian women look like who? Don't make such atrocious statement again.

Where a Cameroonian lady stands, if a Nigerian lady stands nearby, it would look like a cockroach standing next to a butterfly.

Cameroonian women are sooo beautiful with endowment both front and back while Nigerian ladies have nothing but bad mouth and ill-manners with their flat nyásh

DKM123:
Naija men are not fine. Thier hearts are not fine either. Thier brains sef are not fine, they are only good when it comes to stealing, rituals, cheating and doing yahoo yahoo and on top of that, they are experts at treating thier women like crap.

SO TELL ME, WHY WILL ANYONE PREFER NIGERIAN MEN?

Unless you are not a Nigerian woman then you have a strong basis for this comment but if not, then you too are not fine, you don't also have a fine brain and you also have an ugly heart. There is something called genetics.

Dogs wey you dey rub ice-cream mixed with marshed tuna for your kpekus and dey go dey lick am. Especially that black one.

Or you think we don't know?

uunwanaobong3:
Why is this old man disturbing our ear drum with invasion this invasion that..... Every time it is either IMMINENT INVASION, WEDNESDAY INVASION, INVASION SOON, INVASION AT THE END OF THE MONTH, READY FOR INVASION etc ....... We are tired of this stalled useless news for fake America and their aged grandpa president..... If Russia invade tommorow, heaven go fall?

This is not news any and I don't want to see a write-up on this anymore. Nonsense

Bro, heaven no go fall o but it could trigger the touted third world war where millions of people (including you and I and any other persons) could be erased.

Is that what you want?

thesicilian:
Joe biden is the weakest American president I have seen.

Weak is not the word. He is undiplomatic and non-tactical.

The only thing he ever did though which I like is his refusal to sell weapons to Buhari tho.

Godwin25king:
And they said women age faster than men??

Guy, if they tell you the young spérm wey this woman dey collect on a weekly basis, you no go believe

You are definitely a yoruba guy.

Only yorubas have such dirty urges for their cousins.

obembet:
You as a man, what can you offer a lady?

You as a lady, what can you offer a man?

Do a 180 degree turn towards the left and speed up

garfield1:
Are you ok? How does pdp winning 3 councils equate to almost all

Other results are still pending

Wait o...so Angulu still dey drag Chairmanship seat wey he done occupy since 2007 I cam e to Abuja?

Anyways, PDP taught them a lesson this time.

Almost all wards and Area Councils rejected APC

Lies! People came out to vote which was unexpected to me. It was the electoral officials who were being shady and deliberately delaying the voting process while electorate were patiently waiting under the sun because they were scared that if they allowed the voting process, it may truncate their premeditated plans of self-imposing a winner of their choice.

Many voters were complaining about these delays in some polling centres which I visited around Nyanya-Karu-Jikwoyi axis with some getting tired of waiting and going home out of frustration.

dominique:
He's a serial scammer usund videos of sick people to swindle unsuspecting people

I knew! Was just trying to give the benefit of doubt.

adonainana:
Sometimes I wonder how Nigerian elite sleep at night

Exchange rate was almost 200 to one dollar 8 years ago it’s going towards 600 now

If you had 200,000 naira 8 years ago you had 1,000 dollars

If you have 200,000 naira now you have just about 333 dollars

How on earth does one sleep at night

Does anyone know what this means

I will take making 200k in Nigeria 8 years ago than going to one America and going and be washing toilet therr and be shouting Nigerian the evil you have done is over

Go to the Uk and see people who have no hope except the holiday the HR give them to visit Nigeria and would only pay bills and die from the looks of things

Fam Nigeria was bad 8 years ago but at 200 naira to 1 dollar, it wasn’t this bad

200,000 naira still takes a lot of effort to make

So how 200,000 naira which was worth 1,000 dollars is now worth 333 dollars is incredible

Now almost everyone wants to japa

How do you destroy a whole country and it’s ambitions just within 8 years

Oh boy

No be una say una want CHANGE?

Now CHANGE has come and e shock you.

Pleasaid:
Please dear everyone, I beg you to please come to my aid please. Am Faith, am a single mom, my son just completed 2 years in july last year. I use to be a hairdresser before my present condition. In August last year,, I fell so sick that they have to rush me to the hospital. Doctor said that I would have to be admitted because by the time they have prescribed several drugs for me,, I’ve already started having swelling and rashes in my hand and legs which started getting worse and more severe eventually leading to multiple skin ulcerations. Preliminary test result showed that I’ve blood infection (septicemia). Am currently suffering with skin ulceration in my left arm, the palm of my hand, and both of my legs and feet.

Am supposed to be in the hospital but am currently at home and my situation has gotten much worst. Am dying, due to lack of money to continue my treatment at St Davids Specialist Hospital where I need regular resuscitation with antibiotics and blood transfusion. I also urgently require prolonged wound management with Vacuum Assisted Closure device followed by skin grafting to regain my normal life again. But I can’t do anything because I don’t have enough, Doctor said that I will require 1.3 million for the procedure and so far, my relations and friends have been able to help me with 350 thousand. Both of my parents are late.
I have been trying every possible best to raise the raise the remainder I don’t have anything to sell again and I can’t do any work in this my condition,, neither can I look after my 2 years old son , that’s why am pleading with any well meaning person, please no matter how small, please it will still help to save my life. Am dying please, for the sake of my son please help me please. May God bless you in Jesus name, Amen.

Thanks and God bless.

Which part of Nigeria are you living so that someone can be sent to that place to verify your condition.

No wonder PEJ called them "Born-throway"...she was actually right.

olamoses75:
is it really true that one can marry a hiv positive person and have unprotected sex with them without contracting the virus, so far the person takes medications?

Very true! The medications makes the virus hibernate and as long as the person's viral load is zero, no danger of contracting the virus even if you have unprotected séx with them.