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PoliticsRe: Ogunlewe: Obasanjo Regretting The Mistake He Made About A Successor In 2007 by Decryptor(m): 4:16pm On Jan 24, 2022
Do what is he trying to say? Yar'adua was the best president Nigerian has ever had.

Old age don dey affect this man brain. That is why we don't need another old morose to become president of our dear country.

#BOLA TINUBU WILL NEVER BECOME PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA!

PoliticsRe: Orji Kalu Visits Sani Musa Over APC Chairmanship (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 3:43pm On Jan 24, 2022
Piggyeasterner:
na so 5%ters talk that year too
I will be here by this time next year to watch you cry and wail grin
PoliticsRe: Orji Kalu Visits Sani Musa Over APC Chairmanship (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 3:26pm On Jan 24, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
This is commendable. All we want is politics without bitterness and bloodshed.

Dear fellow patriotic Nigerians, good afternoon. Please I plead with you to vote Asiwaju Tinubu. Asiwaju Tinubu is extremely capable and competent to lead Nigeria to greater heights.
He is an experienced public administrator and a Patriot to the core. He won't discriminate against anyone and he has a large heart to even forgive those who betray him and support the oppressed.
Asiwaju Tinubu is a visionary and brilliant leader will work tirelessly for you to keep his promises to lead Nigeria to greater heights. He did it with Lagos State. He is ready to serve you. He is a committed family man with matured well behaved children dedicated to service to humanity like their patriotic Dad ,Mother and Grandparents.

Asiwaju Tinubu is the son of the Late Iya Oloja-General, Alhaja Abibatu Mogaji who, during her life time as one committed to good governance in Nigeria, joined other patriots in the struggle to sack the military from power in order to enthrone the democracy we enjoy today.
Please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.
Thank you.
May God bless you and may God bless Nigeria forever.
FreeStuffsNG ...

You are now begging us to "Please vote" for BAT

Asiwaju Tinubu WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT OF THIS COUNTRY!!

He will not even get the ticket under APC!

Nigeria is not Bourdilion

FoodRe: My Experience After Taking This Drink by Decryptor(op): 3:09pm On Jan 24, 2022
Chibuezem:
This bold ginger drink should have killed my uséless father and prostítute mother when they drank it.

I hate the both of them for bringing me into this world as I have ended up being useless like they both are. angry angry

The poster is correct.

I am an Ewu gambia
Oh my goodness! This is serious. What have your parents done to you that you are abusing them like this and wishing them death? grin

PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu's Billboard In Maiduguri (Photo) by Decryptor(m): 11:30am On Jan 24, 2022
I don't like both men but OUK's chances of becoming President are higher than that of Tinubu but in the end, none of them will be president.
BusinessRe: I Just Got My Inheritance; I Need Your Advice by Decryptor(m): 11:22am On Jan 24, 2022
Unibenfucker:
And what happens when the dollar crashes by this year ending
Dollar will never crash! It is your useless Naira that will continue to crash because "badluck caller" is still destroying the economy
TravelRe: Extortion: Protesting Tricycle Operators Ground Commercial Activities In Onitsha by Decryptor(m): 11:18am On Jan 24, 2022
Check very well and you will see the perpetrators of this extortion are aliens from where the sun sets. That is the kind of thing they are known for in their region.
PoliticsRe: Pat Utomi: If Igbo Want Me To Contest For Presidency, I Won’t Decline by Decryptor(m): 11:15am On Jan 24, 2022
Chibuezem:
I am a brainless hé-goat just like my stúpid father and my ashawó mother who gave birth to me.
Wow! Good to know. cheesy
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Kill 8-Year-Old Asma’u In Kaduna After Collected N3m Ransom by Decryptor(m): 8:57am On Jan 24, 2022
Lazyreporta:
See, the easterners come to the west for greener pastures, so what do you expect? Of course you will see more of you guys copying their culture.. It's just normal thing. You'll see less Yorubas in your region, so it's normal you see less of them exhibiting your culture. The same reason why you all have to touch west to breakthrough most times, it's the same reason why you adapt to their language and style.
For easterners, you're in west for business, it's not cos you love them, but they welcome you and let you run your businesses, and they buy from you, rent houses and even sell to you.

As far as Nigeria and the world is concerned, Yorubas are the least tribalistic. Only your tribe can say Yorubas are tribalistic.. Meanwhile, you're all the most tribalistic people in the world
Answer my question...why is there ECWA Yoruba and nothing like Anglican Igbo or Methodist Igbo?

Tribalists!!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Is The Reason Tunisia Defeated Nigeria So Disastrously - Reno Omokri by Decryptor(m): 8:49am On Jan 24, 2022
NGpatriot:
No road, no bridge, no refinery, no electricity, nothing, even after collecting N51 Trillion oil wealth.

Jona's economy was a bankrupt and decapitated economy, it was so bad he declared austerity measures, he was borrowing to pa salaries till his last day in office, he even looted every kobo around to pay bills and quench the thirst of his looting and sharing corrupt gang..

You ipobs just need to shut up sometimes because you all sound ignorant..
You and Jona are the sad jinxt
7 years gone and you are still crying about Jonathan who has moved on and is making the most of his life with his reputation boosted positively internationally. grin

Who started the second Niger bridge?

Who introduced the new rail lines which is working today?

Mention just one laudable achievement your Buhari has done since his inception as president?

Anyone who does not support your mannequin in automatically labelled as an IPOB.

You couldn't even spell jinx correctly.

Zombíe!
PoliticsRe: Pat Utomi: If Igbo Want Me To Contest For Presidency, I Won’t Decline by Decryptor(m): 11:26pm On Jan 23, 2022
Chibuezem:
so after insulting your father, you still have the guts to insult his age mate shameless idiot
At least I have a father unlike you who doesn't know who impregnated your mother. Ewú!
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Kill 8-Year-Old Asma’u In Kaduna After Collected N3m Ransom by Decryptor(m): 11:21pm On Jan 23, 2022
Lazyreporta:
Now I know you guys just want to rant.. Drop your own stats then, or I should take the one in your head as facts?

Just imagine this rubbish... You put Yoruba in the same sentence with tribalism? So east is?
Ogbeni, yorubas are the most tribal ethnic group in the whole wide world.

Igbos are liberal. You will come to a church in the East and you will hear them sing some Yoruba praise worship songs but you can never hear yorubas sing an Igbo song in their church! The term "aso ebi" is from the South west but Igbos still gladly use it in their weddings...tell me any Igbo practice whether in word or phrase that yorubas indulge in... ABSOLUTELY NONE!!

Go to the East and see Igbos wearing Iro and Buba with even some of the men wearing the Yoruba traditional attire with the cap and others wearing Babanriga which is known in the northern Nigeria but I am yet to see a yoruba man wear Ishi Agu with the red cap or your women wear our female regalia with beads.

Even in Abuja where I currently live, I normally see sign boards of churches like "ECWA YORUBA" but I have never seen anything like "Anglican Igbo"... You people even bring tribalism inside church!! Tufiakwa!!

I don't put tribalism and Yoruba in the same sentence but classify TRIBALISM AND YORUBA TO HAVE THE SAME MEANING!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Is The Reason Tunisia Defeated Nigeria So Disastrously - Reno Omokri by Decryptor(m): 10:36pm On Jan 23, 2022
blackaxe78:
Le me try to agree with you that Buhari is cursed and rose to that height in life as a result of curses upon him.

What do we now call your ________, who is not cursed, and still a nobody on his street, village, state and Nigeria.
He rose to that height because of dúmmies like you and the rest that put him in power even though he doesn't merit it
PoliticsRe: Buhari Is The Reason Tunisia Defeated Nigeria So Disastrously - Reno Omokri by Decryptor(m): 10:35pm On Jan 23, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
1-0 Is 'disastrously' huh
That's why most folks insist that IPOB terrorists are not educated. That was a fine match and our boys, Nigerian Boys, fought gallantly.
All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. God bless Nigeria forever.
Oga shatap! 1-0 defeat! 1000 - 0...still defeat! Bottomline is that we lost!

Anyway "brain eaters" never understand!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Is The Reason Tunisia Defeated Nigeria So Disastrously - Reno Omokri by Decryptor(m):
People should understand that their is something called a "Jinx"

A jinx is someone or something that brings badluck!

How else can you explain a man who whenever he get involved in anything or anyone that progresses, that progression turns to retrogression automatically?

He came into power when Naira traded for N187 per Dollar and just 3 months after he did, the Naira slumped in value. Now a dollar is about N500...

He became president when Nigeria was still breathing economically and just within a few years, the economy went comatose!

Anthony Joshua was doing well in his career and took his belts to pay him a visit in Aso Villa and from that very moment, AJ started losing all his fights!

And now, just this morning...he had a video call with Super Eagles players who were doing resoundingly well at the group stages with a clean sheet and after that, they lost their match!!

Believe it or not... WHEN YOU ARE PROGRESSING, SOME PEOPLE/THINGS SHOULD BE AVOIDED BECAUSE HAVING CONTACT WITH THEM WILL DEFINITELY BRING YOU DOWN!!
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Kill 8-Year-Old Asma’u In Kaduna After Collected N3m Ransom by Decryptor(m): 10:28pm On Jan 23, 2022
Lazyreporta:
I said the west gave atiku 45%, now you said 2015? the west will never vote like east, they still gave Jona more than 45%, Infact 46% was given to atiku. Here's the result and compare to easterners..

You don't get the point, Yorubas are not tribalistic, unlike you all. So it's funny when una dey talk rubbish, I just smiles. So no be una suppose they threaten any candidate

They always split their votes unlike you all
Stop showing me a useless chart from the Cable tv.

A chart full of anomalies!

Is the Cable tv INEC? Even INEC themselves with all their mago-mago will not even present such a discombobulated piece of crap like you just posted here!

Just look at the figures there for South East! South East that rejected APC and Buhari right from the beginning in 2015 with a 196k votes decided to now vote for the same APC that has disenfranchised them politically with 403k votes which is like double increase? grin grin

The same was even reflected for South South over 1.4m votes in 2019...where did the 1 million extra votes come out from in 2019 from South South? cheesy cheesy

You yorubas think because you have monopoly in media and journalism, you can feed us with cock and bull lies? Abeg take that thing you posted and gererehere!

The fact still remains and will always remain that yorubas are sentimental and tribalistic when it comes to taking decisions that will even help them!

Even If Jesus and Satan were to contest for an election and Satan claims he has an ancestry in Oyo or Ogun, yorubas will abandon Jesus and vote for Satan simply because he says he is Omo odua.
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Kill 8-Year-Old Asma’u In Kaduna After Collected N3m Ransom by Decryptor(m): 6:39pm On Jan 23, 2022
Lazyreporta:
did you just say the West gave APC 90% votes? I see, you're just kidding. See, of all the regions, the west remains the educated voters. They don't vote one way like east or north, the gave atiku around 45%, even total votes exceed that of east, upon una 95% votes to atiku cos of obi. Yorubas will always vote for anyone without being tribalistic, unlike you lots. As e dey go so, the west will end up being vp under PDP. Your excuses are lame, cos different people formed the party that brought buhari
Oga...I am talking about 2015 election and you are talking about 2019 election!

The votes you say they gave Atiku and Obi (if it is even true) is it not because Buhari brought out his true color and used hunger, Fulani herdsmen attacks and "non-yoruba political appointment" to reset una brain? grin

Before that way back in 2015 between GEJ and Buhari, who did south west vote for the more? Answer the question with all sincerity unless you are trying to run away from the truth like you yorubas do.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Doesn't Want Sex Anymore by Decryptor(m): 6:32pm On Jan 23, 2022
Efe42:
No she' doesn't do such else where...
The way some guys can swear and vouch for Nigerian ladies eh! Not knowing the person you are vouching for dey do you strong thing for back.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Arewa Twitter, Northerners Drum Support For Osinbajo (PICTURES) by Decryptor(m): 6:19pm On Jan 23, 2022
gowaga68:
What then are you insinuating?

Or kuku tell us not to vote at all.
I am not insinuating anything o.
I am just 1 out of over 200m Nigerians.

I am only saying what I see happening if a Osibanjo/El-Rufai ticket comes to fruition just like I saw what is happening today way back in 2015.

Do what makes you happy as a Nigerian.
PoliticsRe: Should Swiss Woman, Nwanyiocha Be Made A Commissioner In Anambra? by Decryptor(m): 5:39pm On Jan 23, 2022
Emyzoloye5:
Wat does she know about our cultures and tourism

Mtchew!
Alot! I follow her on Facebook
PoliticsRe: 2023: Arewa Twitter, Northerners Drum Support For Osinbajo (PICTURES) by Decryptor(m): 5:35pm On Jan 23, 2022
LMAO!

Fulanis are the greatest chessmasters!

Game plan:

*Produce Osibanjo as Presidential aspirant and El Rufai as running mate...

*Gather votes from the South West because of Osibanjo and inevitably from the North because of El-Rufai...

*When Osibanjo is finally elected, dispose of him in every possible way (including but not limited to "permanent disposal" or methods involving impeachment)...

*As the constitution requires, El-Rufai takes over the office of President which brings power back to the North. cheesy
CrimeRe: Trigger-Happy Policeman Kills Man In Kogi Over Sachet Water (Graphic Pics) by Decryptor(m): 5:25pm On Jan 23, 2022
According to an eyewitness, Who Quickly Notified , the youth said to be a commercial motorcycle rider, had allegedly taken a sachet of ‘pure water’ from the Policeman’s car to drink without his permission.

It was learnt that the boy’s behaviour angered the policeman and the melee that followed led the policeman to pull his trigger against the victim and killed him instantly.
What was the guy even thinking? Was he in belief of the saying that "Police is your friend" that made him take water from their van to drink?

To bad that he didn't live to learn his lesson!
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Kill 8-Year-Old Asma’u In Kaduna After Collected N3m Ransom by Decryptor(m): 5:23pm On Jan 23, 2022
Lazyreporta:
Remind me who you all queue up for during the last election? Still Fulani man with no pedigrees.

As for tinubu, I don't like him, but he's actually a far better candidate than any one else who has interest. I no una dey fear ni, na why all these rubbish talk about him. You all no that a tinubu on the ballot is a win for him. Reason you all shout north forever, or don't you have a qualified candidate from your tribe? You all single out tinubu to abuse, how about the rest? Or no other region supported buhari?
The whole "Muslim North" supported and voted for Buhari...90% of South West supported Buhari because of Osibanjo and Tinubu. Tinubu on his own decided to gamble by merging his party with that of Buhari and presented him as a candidate knowing fully well that Buhari had nothing to offer. His reason for doing so was to pave the way for him to become President as a reward.

But as a typical yoruba man who never learns from history, he forgot that Fulanis don't give a heck about who you are as far as you are not a member of their ethnic group and will do anything to hold on to power.

Atiku may be Fulani but he is far more a better option than Buhari although I still have my reservations.

You all no that a tinubu on the ballot is a win for him.
He may end up in the ballot under a party like Accord but never under the APC because he is totally underpriced nationally even though he may be a political model in the South West and the SW are not the only ones who are legible to vote.

So if you like, banter from now till tomorrow, Tinubu will never be president of Nigeria. His highest achievement ever would be serving Lagos state as No.1 citizen there but Nigeria is bigger than Lagos.
SportsRe: AFCON 2021: Ghana To Dismiss Coach Rajevac by Decryptor(m): 2:53pm On Jan 23, 2022
No mind Ghana! They think AFCON is like dragging ownership of Jollof Rice. undecided
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Kill 8-Year-Old Asma’u In Kaduna After Collected N3m Ransom by Decryptor(m): 2:50pm On Jan 23, 2022
Lazyreporta:
As much as I never said who I prefer, but your hatred for him won't stop him from becoming the president. This just hatred. Don't you all have shame? You abuse him on matter wey no concern am, yet you want his support..
He was the one who packaged Buhari on a platter of Moi-moi and shawarma foil fresh from the oven which gullible Nigerians like you accepted in the name of change and voted for.

Now see where we are today. And painful thing is that he has never criticized Buhari for a single day and he wants to come and continue from where the Fulani stopped!!

Tinubu will NEVER BE PRESIDENT OF THIS COUNTRY!! MARK MY WORDS!!!

Even Buhari himself does not want to hand power over to him.
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Kill 8-Year-Old Asma’u In Kaduna After Collected N3m Ransom by Decryptor(m): 2:43pm On Jan 23, 2022
Lazyreporta:
I Don notice you.. But I no get biscuit
What a lame response to his comment on Tinubu!

Satan would rather become president of this country than Tinubu.
SportsRe: President Buhari Speaks With The Super Eagles Ahead Of Match With Tunisia by Decryptor(m): 2:25pm On Jan 23, 2022
It has happened!

Super Eagles will lose this match!

Anthony Joshua's failure started the very day he visited this man in Aso Villa.

He is synonymous to bad luck!!

It is finished!!
PoliticsRe: Pat Utomi: If Igbo Want Me To Contest For Presidency, I Won’t Decline by Decryptor(m): 2:21pm On Jan 23, 2022
Just imagine this confused crossed-eyed albino escapee! You must be out of your mind.
PoliticsRe: Bashir El-Rufai Welcomes Set Of Twins by Decryptor(m): 12:20pm On Jan 23, 2022
GeneralOjukwu:
grin

The boy sabi torment yeebos grin

Yet one of their girls rushed to marry him.

Nwakego, biko nwanne, why nah?
At least he didn't marry a smello agbo seller from brown roof waste-side. grin
EducationRe: Abdulmalik Tanko: School Proprietor Who Killed 5-year-old Hanifa Abubakar Pleads by Decryptor(m): 8:43pm On Jan 22, 2022
chatinent:
It's his confidence for me. He should be beaten with barbed wires!

By the way, sb who called himself a journalist is asking a murderer who poisoned the little girl that “before the child died, did she complain of stomach pain??” No, she was giggling. Ewu Morocco.

The kinds of halfbaked journalists we parade in this country tho.
That journalist must be NTA journalist. Na them dey ask that kind of stúpid question.

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