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Romance › Re: I Can't Believe Malian Guys Look Like This (photo) by Decryptor(m): 2:50pm On Feb 19, 2022
DKM123:
Naija men are not fine. Thier hearts are not fine either. Thier brains sef are not fine, they are only good when it comes to stealing, rituals, cheating and doing yahoo yahoo and on top of that, they are experts at treating thier women like crap.

SO TELL ME, WHY WILL ANYONE PREFER NIGERIAN MEN?
Unless you are not a Nigerian woman then you have a strong basis for this comment but if not, then you too are not fine, you don't also have a fine brain and you also have an ugly heart. There is something called genetics.
Celebrities › Re: Dj Cuppy: "I May Not Have A Man But I’m A Great Mother. Ask My Dogs" by Decryptor(m): 2:29pm On Feb 19, 2022
Dogs wey you dey rub ice-cream mixed with marshed tuna for your kpekus and dey go dey lick am. Especially that black one. angry

Or you think we don't know? undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: President Biden Warns of Imminent Russian Invasion (Pics, Video) by Decryptor(m): 2:27pm On Feb 19, 2022
uunwanaobong3:
Why is this old man disturbing our ear drum with invasion this invasion that..... Every time it is either IMMINENT INVASION, WEDNESDAY INVASION, INVASION SOON, INVASION AT THE END OF THE MONTH, READY FOR INVASION etc ....... We are tired of this stalled useless news for fake America and their aged grandpa president..... If Russia invade tommorow, heaven go fall?

This is not news any and I don't want to see a write-up on this anymore. Nonsense
Bro, heaven no go fall o but it could trigger the touted third world war where millions of people (including you and I and any other persons) could be erased.

Is that what you want?
Foreign Affairs › Re: President Biden Warns of Imminent Russian Invasion (Pics, Video) by Decryptor(m): 2:22pm On Feb 19, 2022
thesicilian:
Joe biden is the weakest American president I have seen.
Weak is not the word. He is undiplomatic and non-tactical.

The only thing he ever did though which I like is his refusal to sell weapons to Buhari tho.
Politics › Re: Florence Ita Giwa Celebrates Her 76th Birthday Today by Decryptor(m): 12:35pm On Feb 19, 2022
Godwin25king:
And they said women age faster than men??
Guy, if they tell you the young spérm wey this woman dey collect on a weekly basis, you no go believe
Family › Re: Help! Am Having Erection For My Cousin Sis. How Do I Tell Her To Dress Decently by Decryptor(m): 12:31pm On Feb 19, 2022
You are definitely a yoruba guy.

Only yorubas have such dirty urges for their cousins.
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy's Dogs Make Nigerian Man A Millionaire On Their First Birthday (Video) by Decryptor(m): 12:26pm On Feb 19, 2022
obembet:
You as a man, what can you offer a lady?
You as a lady, what can you offer a man? undecided
Car Talk › Re: Driving Experts, What Will You Do In This Situation? (pic) by Decryptor(m): 12:23pm On Feb 19, 2022
Do a 180 degree turn towards the left and speed up
Politics › Re: APC Wins Abaji Area Council But No Candidate Is Declared by Decryptor(m): 6:57pm On Feb 13, 2022
garfield1:
Are you ok? How does pdp winning 3 councils equate to almost all
Other results are still pending
Politics › Re: APC Wins Abaji Area Council But No Candidate Is Declared by Decryptor(m): 5:51pm On Feb 13, 2022
Wait o...so Angulu still dey drag Chairmanship seat wey he done occupy since 2007 I cam e to Abuja? huh

Anyways, PDP taught them a lesson this time.

Almost all wards and Area Councils rejected APC grin grin

Politics › Re: Abuja People Refused To Vote In Local Government Election In FCT (photo) by Decryptor(m): 8:56pm On Feb 12, 2022
Lies! People came out to vote which was unexpected to me. It was the electoral officials who were being shady and deliberately delaying the voting process while electorate were patiently waiting under the sun because they were scared that if they allowed the voting process, it may truncate their premeditated plans of self-imposing a winner of their choice.

Many voters were complaining about these delays in some polling centres which I visited around Nyanya-Karu-Jikwoyi axis with some getting tired of waiting and going home out of frustration.
Travel › Re: A Car Crashes Into Jabi Lake In Abuja (video) by Decryptor(m): 8:50pm On Feb 12, 2022
dominique:
He's a serial scammer usund videos of sick people to swindle unsuspecting people
I knew! Was just trying to give the benefit of doubt. grin grin
Politics › Re: TheEmefieleDisaster: Nigerians Call Out Emefiele On Twitter by Decryptor(m): 5:33am On Feb 12, 2022
adonainana:
Sometimes I wonder how Nigerian elite sleep at night

Exchange rate was almost 200 to one dollar 8 years ago it’s going towards 600 now

If you had 200,000 naira 8 years ago you had 1,000 dollars

If you have 200,000 naira now you have just about 333 dollars

How on earth does one sleep at night

Does anyone know what this means

I will take making 200k in Nigeria 8 years ago than going to one America and going and be washing toilet therr and be shouting Nigerian the evil you have done is over

Go to the Uk and see people who have no hope except the holiday the HR give them to visit Nigeria and would only pay bills and die from the looks of things

Fam Nigeria was bad 8 years ago but at 200 naira to 1 dollar, it wasn’t this bad

200,000 naira still takes a lot of effort to make

So how 200,000 naira which was worth 1,000 dollars is now worth 333 dollars is incredible

Now almost everyone wants to japa

How do you destroy a whole country and it’s ambitions just within 8 years

Oh boy
No be una say una want CHANGE?

Now CHANGE has come and e shock you.
Travel › Re: A Car Crashes Into Jabi Lake In Abuja (video) by Decryptor(m): 4:05am On Feb 12, 2022
Pleasaid:
Please dear everyone, I beg you to please come to my aid please. Am Faith, am a single mom, my son just completed 2 years in july last year. I use to be a hairdresser before my present condition. In August last year,, I fell so sick that they have to rush me to the hospital. Doctor said that I would have to be admitted because by the time they have prescribed several drugs for me,, I’ve already started having swelling and rashes in my hand and legs which started getting worse and more severe eventually leading to multiple skin ulcerations. Preliminary test result showed that I’ve blood infection (septicemia). Am currently suffering with skin ulceration in my left arm, the palm of my hand, and both of my legs and feet.

Am supposed to be in the hospital but am currently at home and my situation has gotten much worst. Am dying, due to lack of money to continue my treatment at St Davids Specialist Hospital where I need regular resuscitation with antibiotics and blood transfusion. I also urgently require prolonged wound management with Vacuum Assisted Closure device followed by skin grafting to regain my normal life again. But I can’t do anything because I don’t have enough, Doctor said that I will require 1.3 million for the procedure and so far, my relations and friends have been able to help me with 350 thousand. Both of my parents are late.
I have been trying every possible best to raise the raise the remainder I don’t have anything to sell again and I can’t do any work in this my condition,, neither can I look after my 2 years old son , that’s why am pleading with any well meaning person, please no matter how small, please it will still help to save my life. Am dying please, for the sake of my son please help me please. May God bless you in Jesus name, Amen.

Thanks and God bless.
Which part of Nigeria are you living so that someone can be sent to that place to verify your condition.
Education › Re: 11-year-old Terrorist, Muhammed Yusuf Killed By NAF Airstrike In Borno (photo) by Decryptor(m): 4:02am On Feb 12, 2022
No wonder PEJ called them "Born-throway"...she was actually right.
Romance › Re: A Female HIV Positive Patient Seeks Love/partner by Decryptor(m): 4:00am On Feb 12, 2022
olamoses75:
is it really true that one can marry a hiv positive person and have unprotected sex with them without contracting the virus, so far the person takes medications?
Very true! The medications makes the virus hibernate and as long as the person's viral load is zero, no danger of contracting the virus even if you have unprotected séx with them.
Politics › Re: This Cartoon By Bulama Says A Lot About 2023 And Politicians by Decryptor(m): 7:30pm On Feb 11, 2022
IfnobeGod20:
Since your mind has seasoned to condemn PMB government, I cannot help you, but I made bold to reiterate again, that both GEJ and PMB failed Nigeria because GEJ regime left the country poorer than its met it. There was huge infrastructural decadence which supposed to drive the economy, till date we are still battling with the decadence in education that even this present government still find difficult to overcome because of the neglect of the ASUN's demands, roads construction were at the lowest ebb. What shall we say about security. They left it and then blaming the opposition. These are sectors that drive the economy but were most neglected by GEJ regime.
Same with the present government. They do not fair better in all the aspect listed above. The security aspect has even gotten worst than desired. Education had retrogressed beyond measure. The only area I can say they even fair little is in the area of infrastructure, at least they've built the foundation, hoping the next government will be able to build on it. The present government also compound theirs with sectionalised policy and lackadaisical attitude to critical issues that can unite the components nation.
If GEJ had built on what OBJ built, the results would have be different because his regime made silly and huge dollars from oil as a result of windfalls. No right thinking person will exonerate both governments.
I checked your profile and found out that you are a South Westerner and a Tinubu disciple so no need!
Politics › Re: This Cartoon By Bulama Says A Lot About 2023 And Politicians by Decryptor(m): 2:41pm On Feb 11, 2022
IfnobeGod20:
Mr. Man, all what you wrote up here not peculiar to APC or Buhari. All our past presidents in this dispensation are guilty as charged with making promises and not fulfilling them. The only one that left the reign of leadership and the standard of living of the citizenry get fairer is OBJ, the rest left us poorer than they met us. Whether GEJ or PMB, they all failed us big time. Even when we had windfall that supposed have turned the fortune of the nation around, it was occasioned with looting with reckless abandon and the mess continues till date. Singling out this dispensation makes you party sensitive or party loyalist.
Chief, Nigeria is akin to a car and the past presidents drivers. At least the car was wobbling when the previous drivers were driving it and we were headed somewhere.

But as soon as APC came in, the car halted, the engine knocked totally...not only that, the tires were stolen and vital parts vandalized. Now we grinded to a halt unlike before.

Get the picture?

Whether you like to admit it or not...Buhari is the worst thing that has ever happened to Nigeria since her amalgamation in 1914.
Romance › Re: Douglas Ogbankwa: Ladies Who Extort Men Risk 20-Year Jail Term by Decryptor(m): 11:44am On Feb 11, 2022
obembet:
Nonsense. Where this charge and Bail lawyer come from
Nonsense abi? No go focus on your Obembet tv. When you go enter prison, na that time your eye go clear
Politics › Re: This Cartoon By Bulama Says A Lot About 2023 And Politicians by Decryptor(m): 11:25am On Feb 11, 2022
When I heard all those election promises in 2015, I knew they were fake! I warned those who cared to listen but they thought I was talking rúbbish.

What tactics did APC not use? They even said Buhari had an Igbo son-in-law whom we suddenly are no longer hearing about. grin grin

Now see where we are today.

The damage done to Nigeria since 2015 till date will take a serious-minded leadership another 50 years to fix. undecided

That is the extent to how Nigeria has degenerated.
Nairaland General › Re: I Just Killed This Ribbon Snake. by Decryptor(m): 11:19am On Feb 11, 2022
Starzo:
your papa na bastard... idiot goat..u nor get mind fight the fight you dey talk about guys ...enter alaka with those your imaginary guys then let me know say you don show...if your mama nor be useless ashawo ehn, show your pic then enter alaka... legbere go dey nairaland dey make mouth

I nor go threaten or reply you again...if u get mind, show ur pic then enter alaka..
I must find you!
Nairaland General › Re: I Just Killed This Ribbon Snake. by Decryptor(m): 10:20am On Feb 11, 2022
Starzo:
You be big fool...if u get mind, abeg show for Alaka then hit me up. I knee down dey beg you, enter alaka anytime you get chance. ...I nor get time for threat again. u don already talk pass yourself lydis
So na Alaka you dey so?

Na to just ping my guys wey dey Alegbo make dem trace you. Na to nack you throway inside that river wey dey near Otokutu market.

PM me your full name and number if your mama born you well
Family › Re: My Wife Is Seeking For Divorce And She Is Crying by Decryptor(m): 10:08am On Feb 11, 2022
Guilt tripping
Travel › Re: A Black Hawk Helicopter Took Its First Flight Without Pilot On Board by Decryptor(m): 10:07am On Feb 11, 2022
Kingbenn:
Idiot! Nah you no go make heaven
Still another reason why you will never make heaven. smiley
Nairaland General › Re: I Just Killed This Ribbon Snake. by Decryptor(m): 2:43am On Feb 11, 2022
Starzo:
no need to lure me...if u dey waff town,drop location make I show for your kaban..away beating sure for you...if your mama born you well


Fool!! u dey go check profile to see wetin Dem talk wey nor consign you...man wey dey do aproko.

To rake bottle for your head dey hungry me lydis
Drop your own location for Warri and if by the end of this month, you still dey waka with your two legs make i know wetin cause am.

Na to blend you inside wilderness with acid, comot your eyes and tongue come drive 6 inch nail inside your ears go sure pass. Useless product of gono kpekus.
Celebrities › Re: Yomi Fabiyi Welcomes A Baby Boy With Fran, His Oyinbo Wife (Photos, Video) by Decryptor(m): 2:24am On Feb 11, 2022
Newsmic:
Yoruba actor, Yomi Fabiyi has welcomed a baby boy, IGBERETV reports.

He shared a video with the mother of his child taken when she was heavily pregnant and another of the newborn baby.

The actor was married to a white woman named Fran. They got married in 2012 but separated in 2021 after 9 years.

He said in 2021 that the union ended because she didn't keep to their agreement to relocate to Nigeria and he doesn't want to continue a long distance relationship.

The union didn't produce a child.

Yomi also has a son named Metomi from a previous relationship.

Years ago, he wished his son Metomi a happy 6th birthday and revealed that the child's mother is keeping his son from him.

He wrote on Instagram in 2017: "I wait for the day you are going to call me, introduce yourself or walk up to me and call me daddy.'"

"One day your mother and her supporters will realise that one of the tragedies of this world is for either parent to deny a child care, love and tutelage from the other parent just because of personal ego, pain, hatred, anger & vengeance."

Announcing the arrival of the new baby, Yomi wrote on Instagram;


https://www.instagram.com/tv/CZzI1zKI5KL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Below is a video of Yomi and his newborn son.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEstruOxegk

https://igberetvnews.com/1414347/actor-yomi-fabiyi-welcomes-baby-boy-photos-video/
Headline is saying something , the content is saying another thing all together . Useless junk journalism! Blogging is not by force. angry
Nairaland General › Re: I Just Killed This Ribbon Snake. by Decryptor(m): 9:44pm On Feb 10, 2022
Starzo:
So if you see me you go throw me punch ABI??

You get luck say nairaland nor dey show location
Yes I would do more than that. Take a look at all your comments to other members on your profile.

You can't simply say something without throwing shades.

I really wish Nairaland dey show location like you truly said.

Na to lure you come one remote area beat hell out of you and making sure you lose your front molars.
Travel › Re: A Black Hawk Helicopter Took Its First Flight Without Pilot On Board by Decryptor(m): 8:49pm On Feb 10, 2022
Kingbenn:
The pure wickedness in the heart of Africans won't let them notice that the world is revolving every day especially Nigeria.

Once I will get to heaven, the very first question I will ask God is to show me the angel in charge of placing babies around the world. If I no use 2/2 or 1/12 scatter in head make I see wetin cause am
@Bolded... reason why you may never make heaven
Nairaland General › Re: I Just Killed This Ribbon Snake. by Decryptor(m): 8:42pm On Feb 10, 2022
Starzo:
so labelling Nigerians as ignorant is a compliment in ur stupid head ABI??

Thunder faya my useless mother
Your type is such that flex muscles online but will do nothing when a physical punch is thrown on your jaw! Idiót
Education › Re: Final Year UNILORIN Student Expelled For Writing Exam For His Girlfriend by Decryptor(m): 7:07pm On Feb 10, 2022
The guy is not smart! When I was in the university, I did the same thing for some girls who paid me and my babe too that year.

Mode of operandi:

1) Both of us must enter the exam hall...

2) When answer scripts are shared, I leave the NAME and Reg Number blank...

4) When exam attendance is brought, I write the name of my client and her reg number while my client writes a fake name and inexistent reg number...

3) After writing the answers on the script, I input the name and reg number of my client and wait for an opportunity when the invigilators are not looking then we swap answer sheets...

4) I walk away with the answer script which my client was in possession of during the exam when everywhere is rowdy after "Pens Up" while she submits hers.

I used this method nack many babes for UNIZIK that year sha. cool
Nairaland General › Re: I Just Killed This Ribbon Snake. by Decryptor(m): 6:55pm On Feb 10, 2022
Starzo:
it is your father that is ignorant
The fact that I made my own input without abusing anybody and you have to make such comment tells what kind of person you are

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