Mbaka is the biggest campaign clown of the season. Much bigger than the Jubril hype.

Lord pls do not make me miss 2019, worst of all to miss all the political clowns.


Amen

I can see that APC is intelligently gathering it's item six for their electoral campaigns. Not bad sha but Equally seize Lying Mohammed's head, he's visibly running mad.

And this is a thread on Nairaland. hmm

Congratulations
your pot bellies tells it all

Buhari just told me that cleavage means foolishness

by Voting out Buhari

Vaseline

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it's really true that PDP ALMOST ruined nigeria in sixteen years


but the fact remains that APC has RUINED Nigeria in three years.




we're sending Buhari/Jubril back to Daura/Sudan

Esp. when your job is to manufacture hate speeches. ���⚔️�⚔️�����⛏️

fake news

Pls I applied for it ooo. how do I know if I've been shortlisted?

fake news

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT UNDERSTAND "WHY ASUU IS ON STRIKE": HERE'S WHY..
1. Less than 10% of the universities have Video Conferencing facility.
2. Less than 20% of the universities use Interactive Boards
3.More than 50% don’t use Public Address System in their lecture OVERCROWDED rooms/theatres.
4. Internet Services are non-existent,or epileptic and slow IN 99% of Nigerian Universities
5. Nigerian Universities Library resources are outdated and manually operated. Book shelves are homes to rats/
cockroaches
6.No university library in Nigeria is fully automated. Less than 35% are partially automated.
7. 701 Development projects in Nigerian universities 163 (23.3%) are abandoned 538 (76.7%) are PERPETUALLY on-going projects
8. Some of the abandoned projects in Nigerian universities are over 15 years old, some are over 40 years old.
9. 76% of Nigerian universities use well as source of water, 45% use pit latrine, 67% of students use bush as toilet
10. UNN and UDUS have the highest number of abandoned projects (22 and 16 respectively).
11. All NDDC projects across universities in Niger Delta States are abandoned. About 84.6% of them are students’ hostels
12. 77% of Nigerian universities can be classified as "Glorified Primary Schools" Laboratories are non existing
13. There are 8 on-going projects at the Nasarawa State University, Keffi. None of them is funded by the State Government
14. 80% of Nigerian Universities are grossly under-staffed
15. 78% of Nigerian Universities rely heavily on part-time and visiting lecturers.
16. 88% of Nigerian Universities have under-qualified Academics
17. 90% of Nigerian Universities are bottom-heavy (with junior lecturers forming large chunk of the workforce)
18. Only 2% of Nigerian Universities attract expatriate lecturers, over 80% of Ghanian Universities attract same
19. 89% of Nigerian Universities have ‘closed’ (homogeneous staff – in terms of ethno-cultural background)
20. Based on the available data, there are 37,504 Academics in Nigerian Public Universities
21. 83% of the lecturers in Nigerian universities are male while 17% are female.
22. 23,030 (61.0%) of the lecturers are employed in Federal universities while 14,474 (39.0%) teach in State Universities.
23. The teaching staff-students ratio is EMBARRASSINGLY very high in many universities:
24. LECTURER STUDENT RATIO: National Open University of Nigeria 1:363 University of Abuja 1:122 Lagos State University 1:111
25. (Compare the above with Harvard 1:4; MIT 1:9; Yale 1:4, Cambridge 1:3; NUS 1:12; KFUPM 1:9; Technion 1:15).
26. Nigerian Universities Instead of having 100% Academics having PhDs, only about 43% do so. The remaining 57% have no PhDs
27. Nigerian University medical students trained in the most dangerous environment, some only see medical tools in books
28. Only 7 Nigerian Universities have up to 60% of their teaching staff with PhD qualifications
29. While majority of the universities in the country are grossly understaffed, a few cases present a pathetic picture
30. There are universities in Nigeria which the total number of Professors is not more than Five (5)
31. Kano University of Science and Technology Wudil, established in 2001 (11 years old) only 1 Professor and 25 PhD holders.
32. Kebbi State University of Science and Technology, Aliero, established in 2006 has only 2 Professors and 5 PhDs
33. Ondo State University of Sci & Tech Okitipupa, established in 2008, has a total of 29 lecturers.
34. MAKE-SHIFT LECTURING SYSTEM: Out of a total of 37,504 lecturers, only 28,128 (75%) are engaged on full-time basis.
35. 9,376 (25%) Nigerian Lecturers are recycled as Visiting, Adjunct, Sabbatical and Contract lecturers.
36. In Gombe State University, only 4 out of 47 Profs are full-time and all 25 Readers are visiting
37. In Plateau State University, Bokkos, 74% of the lecturers are visiting.
38. In Kaduna State University, only 24 out of 174 PhD holders are full-time staff.
39. 700 EX-MILLITANTS in Nigeria are receiving more funds anualy than 20 Nigerian universities under 'Amnesty Scam'
40. 80% of published journals by Nigerian University lectures have no visibility in the international knowledge community.
41. No Nigerian academic is in the league of Nobel Laureates or a nominee of Nobel Prize.
42. There are only 2 registered patents owned by Nigerian Academics in the last 3 years.
43. Numerically more support staff in the services of Nigerian universities than the teaching staff they are meant to support
44. More expenditure is incurred in administration & routine functions than in core academic matters in Nigerian Universities
45. There are 77,511 full-time non-teaching staff in Nigeria’s public universities 2 Times number of academic staff
46. University of Benin, there are more senior staff in the Registrar cadre (Dep. Registrars, PARs, SARs) than Professors
47. Almost all the universities are over-staffed with non- teaching staff
48. There are 1,252,913 students in Nigerian Public Universities. 43% Female 57%Male
49. There is no relationship between enrolment and the tangible manpower needs of Nigeria.
50. Nigerian Uni Horrible hostel facilities, overcrowded, overstretched lavatory and laundry facilities, poor sanitation,etc
51. Except Nigerian Defence Acadamy Kaduna, no university in Nigeria is able to accommodate more than 35% of its students.
52. Some universities (e.g. MOUAU),female students take their bath in d open because d bathrooms are in very poor condition.
53. Laundries and common rooms in many universities have been converted into rooms where students live, in open prison style.
54. In most improvised cage called hostels in Nigerian Universities, there is no limit to the number of occupants.
55. Most State universities charge commercial rates for unfit and unsuitable hostel accommodation
56. In off-campus hostels, students are susceptible to extraneous influences and violence prostitution, rape, gang violence
57. Nigerian University Students sitting on bare floor or peeping through windows to attend lectures
58. Over 1000 students being packed in lecture halls meant for less than 150 students
59. Over 400 Nigerian University students being packed in laboratory meant for 75 students
60. University administrators Spend millions to erect super-gates when their Libraries are still at foundation level; Expend millions to purchase exotic vehicles for university officers even though they lack basic classroom furnishings; Spend hundreds of millions in wall-fencing and in-fencing when students accommodation is inadequate and in tatters;
61. Govt interested in spending money on creation of new uni instead of consolidating and expanding access to existing ones; Keen to award new contracts rather than completing the abandoned projects or standardizing existing facilities; Expend hundreds of millions paying visiting and part-time lecturers rather than recruiting full-time staff
62. Govt spending hundreds of millions in mundane administration cost instead of providing boreholes and power supplements; Govt hiring personal staff, including Personal Assistants, Special Advisers, Bodyguards, Personal Consultants, etc.

written by :Joel Nwosu
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1857552811007368&id=100002580020526

Pls I'm a PDP chieftain and there no train station in my village, UYO. fake news!!

buhariguy:
and people are decamping from PDP to APC

zombies not people

Wow I totally forgot there was a state like Ebonyi. I bet Jubril doesn't even know up to 25 state names. sorry Buhari

will be a good signing I remember his days at City. he was very promising

Buhari and failure kissing

Akpacha:
That would be better than letting u be a HOE* Pls I just returned from ban, no one should look for my trouble o.

ROFLMFAO

but your mom made you Bleep davido

pastie:
Sex only after marriage comes to mind, Imagine yourself gone without launching your wife kpekus and this happened.
The score line will be 3-0 kpekus = gone Money wasted= gone your life = gone

Rip to them.

you're right

swiz123:
Maybe they didn't pray before setting out for their journey

MAY GOD DELIVER YOU FROM YOUR UNCOMMON STUPIDITY

davbravo:
How many public universities have hostels that can accommodate all their students

that's why the government has failed and the ASUU strike will continue until the government assures us that the will meet their role of financially funding universities

God's will Akpabio is a disgrace to this nation as he uses thugs to win elections and victimize other politicians. This is no difference from from APC at the federal level, where their thug boys association is INEC. APC is a paradise of corruption.

if the spaces aren't enough, then the University should only admit the amount of students it can accommodate, rather than frustrate those who will eventually not have an accommodation on campus. love for money is instinct

Almaiga:


At the bolded. The high rate of oil was not the doing of Buhari, it was caused by the price of oil at the world level. Buhari has little or nothing he could do in that regards.

The inflation was caused by Goodluck Jonathan's Government, due to their poor handling of the Economy and massive Corruption that took place. If you recall, GEJ and his team plunged this Country into recession in 2015.

Buhari and his team did well by stabilizing the Economy.

God bless Jubril a.k.a Buhari.

ok

[quote author=Mankos post=73086333][/quote] ok

tstx:


They don't care

that's why we have to watch out for those we vote in this year

me ooo

as if it was between APC AND PDP
this is what happens when INEC deliberately and specifically wants to dissapoint PDP

THE PRESIDENCY ARE COWARDS FOR KEEPING MUTE ON THIS ISSUE. IT ALL SHOWS GUILT




BUT SOME JUBRIL GRANDCHILDREN WILL NOW SAY THAT I'M KANU'S SON