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Education / Re: Nnpc/snepco And Seplat Scholarship Discussion Thread 2020. by decuteGenius: 5:32pm On Apr 09, 2021
DominicM:
This is what someone I know said was sent to him
DominicM:
This is what someone I know said was sent to him

Omo!!
Business / Re: Mile Market: Largest Market In Port Harcourt: Photos & Video by decuteGenius: 9:51pm On Dec 29, 2020
Uchasa:
At least this market is far better than all the Dustbin gatherings in Akwa Ibom grin grin grin


Markets are a norm in Nigeria btw.

I'm so sorry you hate Akwa Ibom ���.

I hate them too.

I love them too ���. Dustbin rubbish
Crime / Re: Sacked Driver Connives With Gang To Kidnap Boss’ Wife - Picture by decuteGenius: 10:55am On Dec 05, 2020
Queenlovely:
children full nairaland,they will not understand what it means to be kidnapped.

let me share my story with you.

back in 2006 I went to potiskum for a wedding, I was kidnapped. they demanded 50billion ransom, when they knew who I was.

my father made some calls and within 30 minutes, I was released, these people are dangerous

who are you?
Computers / Re: Should Anyone Buy The 740,000 Naira HP Spectre X360? by decuteGenius: 4:58am On Nov 27, 2020
I can't afford it.
If you can afford it and you need it, go for it

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Politics / Re: NERC To Begin Another Electricity Tariff Review by decuteGenius: 4:50am On Nov 27, 2020
I saw this coming. Soon we'll be using foreign currencies in our country coz everything here is worthless.

Just waiting for one stupid Minister to come and sympathise with us as though they are not the government

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Crime / Re: Tears As Lagos Government Auctions 44 Vehicles For Traffic Offences by decuteGenius: 4:46am On Nov 27, 2020
What can I say?
Travel / Re: How To Leave Nigeria To Countries Where Their System Supports You by decuteGenius: 1:07pm On Nov 22, 2020
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Travel / Re: How To Leave Nigeria To Countries Where Their System Supports You by decuteGenius: 1:07pm On Nov 22, 2020
johnhood:
The problem is not country to go but money is!
Like how much to leave this country?
Travel / Re: How To Leave Nigeria To Countries Where Their System Supports You by decuteGenius: 12:40pm On Nov 22, 2020
Just look at senators salaries

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Travel / Re: How To Leave Nigeria To Countries Where Their System Supports You by decuteGenius: 12:39pm On Nov 22, 2020
decuteGenius:
Sups guys. I'm 18yrs old. A 200 level student of a Nigerian University.

Lately, Nigeria has been swallowing up it citizens
Soldiers killed protesters.
ASUU Strike should have given birth by now but the baby no wan komot.
We are entering a second Recession abhii Next Level Recession coz we've been in Recession since Buhari came
The Government has no plans for the country
The Government is selling out the nation for their pockets.
They have loaned out our great grand children.
Etc.

At this juncture, I've been overwhelmed by the quest for greener pastures in a foreign land and I need advise ASAP.

Even if it's from schooling abroad to living there, plz advice.

I dunno know anything about getting out of this shithole.


Nigerians plz help me. I don't wanto be a slave in Nigeria.����

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Travel / How To Leave Nigeria To Countries Where Their System Supports You by decuteGenius: 12:39pm On Nov 22, 2020
Sups guys. I'm 18yrs old. A 200 level student of a Nigerian University.

Lately, Nigeria has been swallowing up it citizens
Soldiers killed protesters.
ASUU Strike should have given birth by now but the baby no wan komot.
We are entering a second Recession abhii Next Level Recession coz we've been in Recession since Buhari came
The Government has no plans for the country
The Government is selling out the nation for their pockets.
The have loaned out our great grand children.
Etc.

At this juncture, I've been overwhelmed by the quest for greener pastures in a foreign land and I need advise ASAP.

Even if it's from schooling abroad to living there, plz advice.

I dunno know anything about getting out of this shithole.


Nigerians plz help me. I don't wanto be a slave in Nigeria.����
Politics / Re: CNN Exposes Buhari’s Regime As Government Without Credibility by decuteGenius: 12:26pm On Nov 22, 2020
lala

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Politics / Re: Akwa Abasi Ibom Kingdom Now buys From Its Rice Production... Photos by decuteGenius: 9:41pm On Nov 16, 2020
Rice for Udom and his friends. That is just for cameras and hype but not marketable.


Reminds me of JETS Club

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Politics / Re: PDP Says ₦170 Fuel Price Is Unbearable by decuteGenius: 5:00am On Nov 14, 2020
Next Level
Romance / Re: I'm being pressured for marriage. I'm tired! by decuteGenius: 5:36pm On Nov 09, 2020
WHY DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?

coz it seems that OP doesn't want it. If there's no reason for marriage, then don't marry or lemme say, don't waste somebody's daughter's life.
STAY SINGLE!!

LIVE A PURPOSE DRIVEN LIFE

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Health / Re: DELSU Final Year Law Student Drowns In Hotel Swimming Pool 2 Weeks To Graduation by decuteGenius: 5:26pm On Nov 09, 2020
Drowning and blood don't go together!!

anyways, RIP



A reminder that we will all die one day so live your life to the fullest and for a just cause coz after death, there's nothing left of you in this World(including vanity crew members)

All the guys that believe in some after life in whatsoever religion. Don't be afraid to live a life that will reap a good afterlife and remember this moniker in your next life

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Travel / Re: Nigerians In India Protest Against Racism, Illegal Detention, Extortion (Video) by decuteGenius: 6:46pm On Nov 08, 2020
They are three sides to this development

-the Indian side

-the Nigerian side

-the truth.


Anyways, I know that Indians are one of the greatest haters of black people, after fellow black persons.

WYW

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Celebrities / Re: Doublechris: Adah And Chris Obaoye Traditional Wedding Pictures by decuteGenius: 6:43pm On Nov 08, 2020
ATEAMS:
I find the best way to love someone is not to change them, but instead, to help them reveal the greatest version of himself.

imagine Aisha bringing out the greatest version of Buhari

just love the person as they are bikonu

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Autos / Re: Don't Buy This Car, It Was snatched By Armed Robbers by decuteGenius: 2:27pm On Nov 08, 2020
Na to just change plate number Naa. Any mad man fit run the car documents side.

Cars like this no get tracker so op, get a new one

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Foreign Affairs / Re: How Donald Trump Lost America - Bloomberg by decuteGenius: 2:12pm On Nov 08, 2020
Trump was racist, arrogant and always used Christianity to buy the feeble minded when his character is exactly the opposite of what a Christian should be.

Biden is Catholic and well behaved.

This is the least reason sha.





Righteousness89, how market?
niggur can't even separate his love for Trump from Religion.
Christianity is not equal to Trump. Neither is Trump Jesus.


It must be hard for you but the world will surely come to an end and Trump won't stop it. It's a prophecy. When Next you are spreading conspiracies that Biden or Kamala is Antichrist, stop and ask yourself if you are truly a Christian. Coz Christians don't condemn, shouldn't be afraid, don't spread hate, etc. They are tasked with doing God's Will, spreading the gospel of Christ not Trump, etc.





All ye worshippers of Trump, sorry eh. Biden will fulfil God's plan for America. Fake prophets everywhere

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Travel / Re: Why Do I Keep Meeting Arrogant Diasporean Nigerian Men? by decuteGenius: 2:11pm On Nov 08, 2020
THEY HAVE ACHIEVED YOU HAVEN'T ACHIEVED
SO THERE'S AN INBUILT SUPERIORITY COMPLEX IN EM
SORRY EH BUT THAT'S LIFE.

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Politics / Re: Kamala Harris Has Nigerian DNA, Obasanjo Tells Biden by decuteGenius: 2:09pm On Nov 08, 2020
HOW WILL THAT HELP HER PRESIDENCY?
NOW THAT TRUMP HAS LOST, NOI=DG WTO
AMEN!
Romance / Re: "If You Can't Get Your Wife A Car, No Need Getting Married" - Actress slam guys by decuteGenius: 2:06pm On Nov 08, 2020
GOLD DIGGER 900%
Education / Re: Hell’ Discovered: Scientists Found A Planet That Rains Rocks. by decuteGenius: 1:53pm On Nov 08, 2020
quote me
Politics / Re: 4 Ways Joe Biden As United States President Will Affect Nigeria by decuteGenius: 7:59am On Nov 06, 2020
porka:
Joe Biden's policy against hydrocarbons in favour of green energy will have devastating effects on the Nigerian economy. The IOCs will be severely disincentivized to make investments in exploration in new fields. With no income from oil sales, governments will be unable to fuffil their financial obligations as and when due. This will lead to increase in poverty. Poverty and hunger will lead to more social unrests.

this is the most sensible things I've read on this thread. Others seem to be made on superstitious and myopic views without any factual basis.

Nigeria should wake up to the fact that oil is loosing its value and we are realising the disadvantages of an oil driven power sector every second. But some dullard doesn't want to diversify, nor spend oil money adequately. He'll just come up some poverty jonsing schemes to smooch the asses of some poverty driven fellas in the name of N-power, trader moni, etc.

No mind my blaming sha but we have to wake to the fact that oil is becoming trash.

and the way whites hype the value of gold, I don't understand again.
It doesn't corrode, so? what will that add to me
it's royalty, so?
WHAT HAS GOLD DONE TO YOUR LIVES?
GOLD IS SCAM!!

soon they'll start looking for how to sell em to the black countries that mined them at a hyped mind.

GOLD IS TRASH AND IS AS VALUEABLE AS some STREET PEBBLE

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Education / Re: Looting: WAEC Announces Relocation Of Calabar Office To Uyo by decuteGenius: 10:07pm On Nov 03, 2020
NOT a GOOd move though.

The federal road from Calabar to Uyo maybe the worst road in Nigeria.

On the vantage, the peace in Uyo is unmatched.

HollisHogan1:
You and other jealous and envious Akwa ibom people will die of hate soon.
it's only temporary ,they will move back to Calabar. And I think all states have the WAEC offices.
Thanks to Akwa ibom hoodlums for looting and vandalizing Calabar.
Yh it's temporary but not even a baby Akwa Ibom hoodlum has any business with Calabar.
So I've decided to help your inferiority complex with one plate of noodles



Ebenezer202I:
cross River people are thieves from birth, yet they keep blaming Akwaibomites for their failures.
Also Calabar people (the Efiks) are not as educated as their Akwa ibom counterparts that's why they find it hard to progress
I was going to attack this guy for promoting tribalism, until I saw this,...

HollisHogan1:
All the crimes , prostitution and everything bad at Calabar are by Akwa ibom people .
Calabar peeps blaming Akwa Ibom ppl for their failures. Keep wailing eh. Ataa ndisime idong
Better focus on Ayade first and develop yourselves.

Anyways, Akwa Ibom keep growing.

Benesis:
One thing with family is that you may fight and quarrel, and create distance, but family is family...

I pray the office should be here temporarily.
Udom needs to talk with Ayade, the talk of Akwa ibomites looting Calabar is getting stale, why will akwa ibom people go that far to loot yet command palliative warehouse in uyo they dare not break in.

I feel this is a ploy to have a scapegoat to blame for all the woes and this if not checked now might lead to deep emnity... Udom needs to mediate, if need be, pay, if after investigation its found out that the allegation is true. Be that as it may, the fight and emnity is not necessary.
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HollisHogan1:
Akwa ibom exports it's burdens to other states. Once all Akwa ibom people leave Calabar and Cross river there'll be progress. Akwa ibom people are bad luck . very bad people .
HollisHogan1:
I'm Efik. I think there should be a program which compesnates Akwa ibom people to go back to their state and never let them back in to Calabar. you are burdens and irritants. Although I'm sure there are some good ones doing businesses or schooling .,only those should be allowed to stay and there should not be more than 1000 Akwa ibom people living in Calabar at a time. same applies to others there needs to be some discipline and all states need to carry their burdens .
This guy needs a brain. So Cross River will only be developed when Akwa Ibomites leave. Oya suffer naa

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Career / Re: Udom Emmanuel Reinstates 403 Sacked Workers by decuteGenius: 5:52pm On Nov 03, 2020
NICE one from Udom.

but you'll always be remembered for budgeting over ₦600bn a year for 8years without building a single road in Uyo.

niggur only shared palliatives for his political crew and tried to bribe protesters.

niggur hasn't paid gratuity since 2016.

if ppl fight now, he'll start blaming Akpabio.

AKWA IBOM REMEMBERS!!
Politics / Re: SWAT Begins Training Of 400 Personnel by decuteGenius: 7:42pm On Nov 02, 2020
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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu To Flag Off 18.74km Eti-Osa-Lekki-Epe Expressway Project by decuteGenius: 8:12pm On Oct 30, 2020
I'm not a lagosian sha but I hope the road is completed

Lanrelagboi:


the Special Adviser to the Lagos State Governor on Works and Infrastructure, Engineer Aramide Adeyoye, said that despite the economic recession, dwindling financial resources occasioned by the COVID 19 pandemic and the most recent unwarranted violence unleashed on government infrastructure, Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu remains focused on promoting economic prosperity through the provision of sustainable road infrastructure throughout the State.





Some governor is now thinking that doing his job is a favour because of a pandemic.
Mr. Sanwoolu, your job is to provide sustainable road infrastructure in Lagos. Do your job! Don't jibe us with coronavirus.



��I don't even know what jibe means.



6th to comment after 6years. Hallelujah �� ��(modified)



Incognito403:
Hate time.

Oya Ipodians, come and give us 1001 reasons why this is a junk project.

Explain how it's a means to enrich Tinubu.

Ipobians will explain how Lagos deserves more but Tinubu is only making them think this is the best they can get.

Ipodians will explain how the best Lagos roads are the equivalent of slums in "saner climes".

Oya, eyin elede yen da?

Some bigot spotted. Yes! You've gathered enough attention. 10000 years to all our brothers that don't promote tribalism.

I don't like Igbos sha oh coz one of my friend's widowed mother lost her everything to her father's brother and her uncle has kept a husband for her and some blablabla but I 100% love them more than some tribal bigot like the guy above.


I'm a Nigerian

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Romance / Re: Which Tribe Cheats More In Marriage? by decuteGenius: 5:46pm On Oct 30, 2020
Charleys:


Guy what are you going to eat as an Akwa ibom guy?
Have you considered that?
An average Yoruba woman can't cook. Not to talk of cooking the food you like because I'm sure you'd want to eat your village food from time to time.

When she has a little trouble, she'll run home to Lagos rather than settle the problem and continue with the marriage, now you'll be left to start all over again, and this is wrong if she klhas kids for you.

She will leave you to cheat with another Yoruba man in Lagos and make you foot the bill of your kids while you can't see your kids anymore.


Think



oboy, e no easy oh

lemme be watching

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