₦airaland Forum

idupaul: When will he donate to our beloved OJB?

na him send am message?

He try

Na wa o







our brothers from the south don join BOKO ARE RAM

obicentlis: We are created to cheat.

speak for yourself young man

Why not?







When person babe go dey her period for a whole 1month nko?

they are only imitating their mentor:

I hear

mnkan72: great

mods do something

I hear

dayokanu: Na division of labour

If you see drug trafficking related story you would notice its mainly Peter Obis state

what about rituals

If he no be imo...na anambra
if he no be anambra...na enugu
if he no be enugu...na abia
if he no be abia na ebonyi








wise men from the east

Imanuelle: Money spraying time.. .


as per say na me go be Oga on top picking money and giving out change affairs.....

and you steal their money in the process.SMH.







Na people like you dey complain say our leaders corrupt...
SMH

Na the awoof wey dey always dey ground...


I dey forbid to chop one plate for wedding ceremony o

Yes na
dats when u bleep without fear of sumone coming to catch you red-handed

Fhemmmy: That was one scary movie.

watch out for part 2

Abegi...

we dey talk about how super eagles dey fu*ck up una dey talk about snake for here...

BTW
SNAKE

I hear!!!
Abi no b snake

GEJ
the man of the people

u'v just said the truth
keep it up sir

Onitsha again

Kudos to the wisemen from the east

What abt me that can only afford the 0-0-1 feeding formular

Rumour has it that the Academic Staff Union of Universities(ASUU) have planned an indefinite strike to commence on monday the 17th of June 2013.

Please does anyone have any information regarding this?

I'll appreciate your info.

To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch you,no be small embarassment o!just follow these guidelines and you are on your way of being a star in this profession:

1.when you enter a hall,check the wind direction.if na closed hall with AC,better.MAXIMUM IMPACT.

2.make sure say you sidon face the wind direction.

3.make sure say you get enough legspace.you go soon know why.

4.form ajebo by crossing your legs every now and then.

5.you don ready to execute.try hold am until time wey the hall go dey noisy incase ur mess na the type wey dey sound like AK47

6.now carefully cross your leg,right over left

7.elevate the right yan*sh lobe

8.release small(sound check)

9.if no sound,allow make the mess flow steady

10.allow time for proper circulation

NOTE=>
1.make sure say no be you be the first person to complain

2.when people begin dey shout say he no go better for the person wey do this kind thing,simply ask "why person no fit respect the presence of others na?''

3.no halla pass others,if not you go become suspect

4.take style disengage from the area.relocate to another zone and repeat the exercise.
...HAVE FUN...

Thank God dat oga GEJ also knows abt this

Naija don upgrade o
BTW
wat abt those dat walks on the street looking for available vacancies.
Dem dey guilty too

Some Nigerians are now practising the same.SMH.

MzHolly: why people de comment with .

u neva knw the code yet.
Space wait for nobody

His oga @ the top must be proud of him

Una don begin dey monitor d innocent man again