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Na wa o... Why are you so desperate for attention? OP you're not the one that has been gifted with that car, your parents can't be wealthy yet you ask for help on social media. If they don't give you the money when they have it in surplus who will they give it to?
Stop lying! Thank God for the gift that was given to some other guy and wait for a miraculous turn around for you.


Odiegu

Microsoft, INSIGHT, Noah's Ark

Papertrail11:
most esp dose ones from beat fm dey disgust me from toolz to segun to osi team fake accent and the people dat handle morning rush too

the truth it just be yourself slighty funny and always make ur opinion uniquely diff and pple will be dying to call in to have a chit chat wif yu loook at wazobia fm pple from opj twi twi dose guys are killn it

You know it's easier to talk in pidgin English as you have no worries about grammatical errors and all that. You just say the first thing that comes to mind.

I think the pressure is coz of the standard that has already been set.
I was in Kogi early this year and I tuned in to Tao Fm, can't remember the frequency, the lady anchoring the show that day was just spitting blunders covered with oyibotic and irritating accent, it's gonna be hard tracing the descent of that accent mehnnn... She had this Ebira sound, bad English but sealed with an accent.
The pressure in the industry is real.
I still love Mannie of cool Fm, he is so real...

Radio is FUN!
Radio is Entertaining!
Radio is interactive!
Radio is life!

After learning how to captivate your audience and lock down their attention, you finally stroll into the Labour market and you did not even Labour one bit to get that dream job as a radio presenter...
You start off with the regular naija girl accent but feeling intimidated by your experienced colleagues and their sweet sweet oyinbo accents(fake and original) you decide to adopt one too.
You struggle everyday to maintain it, in between sentences, you fall into your thick Ibo accent "Nna mehn" and you suddenly realize so you snap back into the acquired accent.

This routine is tiring.

Nigerians, I believe in authenticity, originality...

I don't know... I attend church just coz I don't want anybody asking me why I don't.

I noticed something today at Mass tho... That's what you Catholics call it, right?
Just after the bible readings, the priest was about to start preaching when he felt like putting the congregation in the mood of worship, he started singing. He sang a song with some kinda Igbo melody and one by one, people stood up. The songs started getting faster and the choir was so good, singing to God with sweet sweet melodies but the congregation, what did they do? The just stood and clapped!!!
Really?
The thing come be like say them force them stand up, force them clap, force them sing the song but the force button no gree make them dance.
I wanted to laugh but then, it's not my business

Callmemike:
1: Witnesses must not believe everything you believe in.
2. Yes: they believe Jesus Christ is Lord: the son of God
3; Yes: they believe Jesus came to save mankind
your problem is that your opinion of witnesses was handed down to you; someone told you. And you swallowed it all. For the greaer good, do talk with them

If they knock on my door today, I'll listen and ask them all I want to know...
Thank you

kowema:
Run!!.. sniper gives me Breathe Seizures..
I use to work for a friend's sis in her restraunt which was quite far from town. The restaurant was Located in Upth and we wud always av to spend the nights there till weekend before we went home. During the period and each night before we slept, the other girls wud spray something called Sniper in the room to ward of mosquitoes and that wud be the end of my breath. I would gasp all through the night for air, some times My breath wud stop for like seconds after would I'd take a deep breath then my heart wud feel free.. I didn't figure it was that sniper thing even after I left the place. Until I spent one Holiday with an Uncle and the seizure resumed again cus his wife had the sniper thing and used it every nigh.

That Sniper can Kill o. Maybe slowly see. Then I remember the Doctors in UPTH warned my friend's aunt to stop using that chemical else they would stop coming to eat there. They even said it contained a chemical used in the Mortuary.

Naturally I have strong body system and if I can react to Sniper then that is the end of poisonous

It sure kills!!!

Mediapace:
They are Xtians too,i'll let them in na only females o and sometimes male.
I'll listen to them and all their preaching and ask for her number,if she no wan gree. I go send her away,and if she gree i go lie to her say i need wife and na her God tell me to marry,if she say NO then i'll tell her she is going against God will

The next thing she will do is to start going,for my mind i don send her away



BUT SERIOUSLY THEY ARE XTIANS LIKE WE ARE

!!! ?
Are they really Christians? Do they believe in everything that you believe in? Do they believe that Jesus Christ is lord or just a prophet? One who came to deliver a message to mankind, thereby making him a messenger.
They have contradictory views so I don't let them preach to me.

Mediapace:
They are Xtians too,i'll let them in na only females o and sometimes male.
I'll listen to them and all their preaching and ask for her number,if she no wan gree. I go send her away,and if she gree i go lie to her say i need wife and na her God tell me to marry,if she say NO then i'll tell her she is going against God will

The next thing she will do is to start going,for my mind i don send her away

Are they really Christians? Do they believe in everything that you believe in? Do they believe that Jesus Christ is lord or just a prophet? One who came to deliver a message to mankind, thereby making him a messenger.
They have contradictory views so I don't let them preach to me.

BUT SERIOUSLY THEY ARE XTIANS LIKE WE ARE

!!! ?

I'll advise people to stay away from sniper!!!
I stop breathing when I enter a room that has been "soaked" in sniper. I know people prefer it coz they feel the harsh smell can do the magic of killing stubborn mosquitos... Brethren it's a lie. The mosquitos in my house don't fall under the sniper anointing, I'm the only one who does the falling!
Sniper is harmful, I don't need to be told. I don't know what medical terms they give to the effects but I know breath seizure is one of them, itchy throat and coughing... That's for me sha...

Enangson:
Lugard why?

This is all Lugard's fault!!!

We used to have separate identities!!!

Everytime NYSC speaks, their keyword is "soon"

Patiently, I've watched this whole madness unfold. No defined date has been set for the commencement of camp. The ones announced earlier did not even work so this soon they keep saying is just useless.

I can't threaten NYSC, I don't have that kinda long legs, I'm not a witch (I should have just agreed to be initiated in primary school) and no, my daddy, sister, in-law, husband, friend does not work with NYSC to assure me about serving in 2016.

I've spent more than 15k out of the supposed pocket money for camp...

I've started wearing the white shorts sef...

NYSC omadirigimma

I don tire oooo!!! To dey sidown for house no easy!

Na wa... Buhari how do you want us to survive?

Lmao... Really? Isn't this hard work? I mean, I'll spray money with my hands anytime, any day...

There's no such thing as a "witchy" bird

not like I really want to do this compulsory 1year service to Nigeria, but then, not doing it would mean I'll never get a chance to work in certain government jobs.
Since we don't have a choice, NYSC please let me serve. Stop postponing camp and acting like a bunch of incompetent morons! Stop making people doubt my UNILAG certificate and the authenticity of my graduation! Stop making me make my hair everytime you tell me you're ready for me and turn around to say Oops! Sorry! Stop making me spend the pocket money reserved for you and your yeye 3 camping weeks.
Just let me go and serve so I can move on with my life.

ayGodsdelight:
pls is dere a whatsapp group for edo corpers.... looking forward to meet ya'll

I'm not aware of any...

Petilicious:
Go to Ikorodu garage, around wema bank side u'ld get Benin bus but it has to b very early

Yea, you'll get greener line, ose something and a few not so popular trans companies

Gaddafithe2nd:
which part of Lagos? I am moving from Jibowu.

Ikorodu... And I hear it's closer taking the ikorodu-ijebu road... Takes like 2.5 hrs

Who is going to Edo oooo

Fraiser:
my sku doesnt give out ID card, dey only give us letter of identification, wit letter of identification u are gud to go...

Great! Thank you. As it is, I'm already frustrated.

mancheeutd:
Not necessary school I.D card any form of identification like drivers license or international passport or letter of identification from your student affairs department

Thanks for the reply, but I'll like to know if this "other means of ID" is authentic. Don't wanna be stranded o

Hey guys, I was robbed last week and I lost my unilag ID in whole madness, camp is next week, I went to school today to request for a replacement but the lady I met at the academic affairs unit was telling me it was too late to get a replacement before 21st.
Please who has requested and received a new ID card at unilag recently? How long did the process take? I've paid the 2k, police report, affidavit, Letter...

Val601:
staying in Akwa Ibom posted to Akwa Ibom, nw where's the fun?, I will sha trek to camp to make my journey longer, lol...

lmao... pele o. enjoy your trek, it will help you prepare for all d camp stress...

Oyehomie:
Oooo...oolk, now i get...
Are u serious? 39k...even d one month we msd, we will b paid? Hw concrete is daat

i dont have any uncle or aunty worling with nysc so i cant confirm but thats tge story ive been hearing and its making me fall in ove with this stream 2 idea like mad. hope i dont get disappointed sha

godsluvee:
Actually dear, they do pay

sweet side of stream 2...lol

Oyehomie:
Still batch A i don't get you....you askd we create this thread tu nah....

lol... dont be confused. what i mean is we atill get to be called batch A corpers... we'll pass out the same day, same benefits... i hear we will even be paid 39,800 at camp, which means we get paid for camping at home...

sweet story

LeoFish92:
They paid my friend who went for stream 2 last year

sweet.

Lyndalyn55:
Yes, we are receiving 39600 in cash...I love stream 2...no stress but u get paid

niceeeeeeeeeee... forgive my ignorance... more money for camping at home. interesting

stream 1 or 2, its still batch A...
ogun, edo, Kano, Abuja

Oyehomie:
[size=40pt]ALL STREAM 2 PPL...CAN WE GET A THREAD PENDING THE TIME BEING? JST THINKING OUT LOUD NI O....ATLEAST DOING THAT WILL REDUCE THE TRAFFIC ND READING FROM US WON'T BE THAT DIFFICULT... PASSN MSGS WILL BE EFFICIENT TOO....
JST A THOUGHT THO
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