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UNA OWN DON BE.......

Ali baba mean am O........



I mean the first picture.....

[quote author=McCarlito post=44717535][/quote]You are wicked......

chiefolododo:
As beautiful as she is ,na Flavour see come dey date

Would she have dated you, Mr OLODO? {Olododo is not your real name}

doughziay:
Throwback?

PMB hasn't changed a bit from any of his pics
He's the same, Yesterday, Today and.....2moro

Jesus wept.

cruzita:
things dey happen .this year is strong

Nkan sele. Odun yi gidi gan.

Nairaland moderators.

The next time i see nonsense like these making front page, I wee dee with u.


Okay?



Thanks.

Mini- conference for a fake phone charger. Even a paparazi like photo session.

Epic.

Unlike my thought, SLOT ikeja really has fuel.

Shigoboy:
My uncle who is in UK normally send money direct to my GTBANK through agent, about a month bank I was expecting some money from him which I later received, but to my greatest surprise, I received the alert twice and the amount was doubled, I ignored it hoping it was just an bank alert error, as time goes on, as I was making other transactions with the account extra N370 keeps reflecting, but the issue was the my account was restricted, on getting to bank to know why the restriction I was told I opened the account as a student account and their is a limit to amount I can't receive with it which is 500K and I've received more than that so I was asked to upgrade it to be active, as I write this message I still have the money in my account which I've only withdrawn 10K from it, I'm scared of bank issue, I don't want them to start dragging my boxer, it's a month now, guyz do you think they can still come for this money? I already have a plan for this money, I guess the error is from the agent that did the fund transfer not bank, I'm still wondering if that is my 2016 Promo.

The bolded got me....

GTB must really love you.

Better go and report yourself to your bank and the nearest police station.

stteejax:
Akpos' next door
neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the
little baby was born
with no ears. When
they arrived home from the hospital, the
parents invited Akpos'
family to come over
and see their new
baby.
Akpos' parents were very afraid their son
would have some silly
words to say about
the baby. So, Akpos'
dad had a long talk
with Akpos before going to the
neighbours house. He
said, "Now son, that
poor baby was born
without any ears. I
want you to be on your best behaviour
and not say one word
about his ears, or I'm
really going to beat
you when we get
back home." "I promise not to
mention his ears at
all," said Akpos.
At the neighbour's
house, Akpos leaned
over the crib and touched the baby's
hand. He looked at his
mother and said, "Oh,
what a beautiful little
baby!"
The mother, who had braced herself for
Akpos' comments,
was pleasantly
surprised and said,
"Thank you very
much, Akpos." Akpos then continued,
"This baby has perfect
little hands and
perfect little feet. Just
look at his pretty little
eyes! Did his doctor say he can see
clearly?"
The mother who was
a bit surprised,
replied, "Yes, his
doctor said he has a good vision. Why do
you ask?"
Akpos said, "Well, it's
a good thing, cause if
he can't see, he won't
be able to wear glasses."

You are the joke itself.

Despite the internal issues, i give a thumbs up for Christianity.

Men, just try this in Islam, and security will have to be alerted here to prevent the things we know would always happen.

Prophet, we haf hear.

Maybe there was something i didn't understand about you, but you are the cause of we voting this disaster of an APC govt into power.

If only this corruption thing, which you handled with kid-gloves!

Pidggin:
Deziani really tried, since February this fuel crisis started yet no solution SMH

Aunti Deziani abeg com hep us

Which February?

I hope you remember we had 4/5 months of fuel scarcity from August till December last year.


I want to personally apologize and pray for the healing of the former minister.

Madam, receive your healing IJN.

Todil:
The is probably the most inspiring piece have read on Nairaland

Seconded

Death, I HATE YOU.

I join the guys with their mouths open.....

Im not so much a fan of big breasts but this one brought a "whhhhaaaaaat" from my mouth.




Infact, mama, like the dude in yellow... "Twale".

FTBOY:
ode! when i said use vaseline, i didn't mean for him to masturbate. is that the only thing vaseline is meant for? dirty mind!

Gerrout jare!

FTBOY:
my friend, use vaseline..

One major disadvantage of self-servicing is that you think everything you read, encounter, subscribe to, hear in church, see in LUTH etc.. must be connected to affairs of your pennis-even innocent questions like the mentioned above.


Vaseline?


Kindly tap sense in Jesus name.

There are so many advantages of this. Men really do need help, as long as you don't want to be the husband of the house.

However, it is the women that need to talk to themselves.

While some of you want to take responsibility, 80% of you want to "use your body to get what you want"-your own undoing!!

Let women strive to put emphasis on their brain qualities off the bed and there will be no debate on this equality stuff. It will come naturally.

Society does enjoy whores, but cannot risk giving them a recognized status.


Selah

aaronson:
Buhari regime would make Jonathan seem like a hero.

Like seriously.


If only GEJ had not been so kiddy concerning corruption.

So angry I joined to vote this disaster into power.

Erection things

Like we care!

Im so used to hearing all your "no longer feasible" speeches concerning your campaign promises!

How can that rail project even see the light of the day when you sir, the supposed minister of transport, invested most of your first year contributing to election trouble in your state?


Rubbish.

On behalf of myself and some that voted you, including those who are presently having severe issues due to the hardship we have encountered since we voted you, all I can say, sir, to you is may Almighty God have mercy on you for this silly statement, Sir.

Its like heaven finally answered the people of Abia state, liberating them from TA Orji.

Unfortunately, that which possessed Orji, has come into the governors of Imo and Osun.

Lord, help our land.

I would have said, "who is this fool abusing Mr President?" almost a year ago.

But with the heat this govt have succeeded in creating all over, all I can say is its quite wrong to use the word "animal".

However, I only hope i did not vote Satan to power last year.

SycophanticGoat:
My 1 min sense of humour can eclipse that of yours in a full month.. A good example is my moniker, what funny stuff can you say that'll be funnier or hit hard like my moniker?..

I must say that you suck at making jokes but all the same, you must be good at other things..

I don't suck at jokes. And sure im good at so many things... Ignoring the temptation to get bored by you.

Ps. Yes funny moniker. Daddy did not see that one coming.

SycophanticGoat:
Why do we Nigerians still have this archaic mentality? We keep portraying fat people as healthy while those fat people are actually suffering and wish to become slim but can't. That guy you're seeing on there may be 5 times healthier than you can ever imagine but yet you insult him because he's slim. Issorait..

From yr username, i understand.

My post, my business.

Have a sense of humour as you tap sense.


Thanks.

kenonze:
Ben Bruce should better shut up his dirty mouth.

Guy you are wicked o...

I PRAY FOR HIM THAT HE SHOULD NOT MEET HIS DELILAH IN JESUS NAME.


AMEN.

augster:
Watched this yesterday... It‘s 200 bags for real.. Wailers and buhari supporters, quote me and catch fire

#TapSenseIJN

The man in the picture needs balanced diet daily.





Thanks.

Mrjo:
Bros mind your biz we are blacks, so we hav to live in black-out

In insulting him, you agreed with him.





#TapSenseIJN