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Tunde Kelani - all dem mainframe movies
Tyler Perry- Madea, Meet the browns, why did i get married
CESS SILVERA- SHOTTAS

thanxx Toyosi, u really stay in sac tho, i live in sacramento too, i actually replied u on ur post about the half man half tree thang
get at me

first of all poster, it is not crunch. . . . it is CRUSH !
2) cao kalvin?? u told her u LOVE her on a first date?? ohh my Jesus !

bakk to you poster. . . DO NOT ask her out on a first date. focus more on makiin the date fun, get to know her, spark up her interest share a story that would really make her shift kloser to you to listen, u feel me and let her see the fun part of you, make her laff, be spontaneos, watch her body language and see where physical contact is possible (not a kiss or a$s grabbin) more like holdin hands, slight nudges or sumthn. look into her eyes a lot. . .when she goes "stoooppp . . . " yeeaaaaaaa . lol tell her wen u look into her eyes, u see that sparkle, lol. be creative
ITS A WRAP, if she likes ur company, then thats step 1 taken care of, cos then she'll wanna spend more time wit u.
na tackiness, no lines, no rehearsed words, just naturally be YOU !
AFTER that, probably when u're about to leave or part ways. . . tell her how u really feel about her, dont use the word LOVE yet, cos in reality (u dont yet) and dont get all "oohhh baby am sooo feeliin u" in ur actions, cos then u appear to be a sucker and been too pushy and dat might drive a gurl away. a lady like sum firmness in her man. after u tell her, dont expect her to say i like you too or sumthn, but she already know u hav feelings for her, so its ahlfway done. then reach for a nice warm hug, and keep a great smile on ur face.

dont call her tooooo much, then u make her start gettin sik of you, talk to her sum more cassually, on other things. dont base ur discussions solely on u likin her cos that gets boring and thats wat makes a girl go "no its not possible"
just pop it up when she least expects, tell her u want her to be ur official WIFEYY ! and follow up on it.

quite a long lecture, but its worth it, BE YOURSELF !
get bak at me and lets know how it goes, irregular behavior on her part? just let the doctor (me. . lol) hear it.

peace, love and more chicken !

@goldmann
ohh ma God bwoy u been watchiin tooo many movies ! ! lmao,
ohh should i say too many video games?

face reality, guns are NOT ALWAYS an option when u're in a situation, i kno niggas who got robbed and had a gun under his seat ! and those who got killed with their gun on their waist, soooooooo to me the gun talk was jus a joke

and by now, homeboy already gat a lil tooooooooo much advice, he wont even kno where to start reading from, sooooo
I REST MA CASE

thanxx Nuzo. . .
that quote right there is the quote of a looser. if u want ur name heard, do sumthn phenomenal, if u're not in America, then u dont have a clue of the significance of a black man going for presidency. . . .

gross gross gross. . . yukk how did he have kids??
anyways @ TOYOSI20, U really stay in sac? i live in sac too. get at ur boyy

@mystikal
naaa n!ga fukk dat, Hilarry is NOT more knowledgeable dan Obama. Obama knows the people, when hIllarry and her husband where in the whyte house, dat dude was a lawyer In Illinois, wo was closer to the people ans knows wats crakiin !
Hillary is more knowledgabel, but when Obama starts beatiin her at the debates to start mudslinging, first she brought up issue about OBaama's drug use, of which Obama already wrote a book about all that, his experimantation wit drugs and alcohol when he was in school! then few days ago, she accused him of plagiarism ! and she ended up gettin booed at Texas. . . i dont kno wat kinda intelligence u talkin about
to everyone who is a college kid in America, we all kno how much that costs and a lotta ple spend most of their life payin back student loan, we need that guy to make it cheaper ! and also more pple need health insurance, so be quiet wit ur talkative claims. . . .dang am sik of sum nairalanders, everyone wants to sound all smart
talkin about time must pass and diplomacy, . . . how does diplomacy take place without dialogue??
u dont even have to answer cos the anwer wont make sense

u gat a steel too bro?? lol dats wassup !
the pic i put there is not a 44. . its actually a 50 calibre, the type that blows the spine out

listen up yall. . .that ban is sum STOOPID a$s ban, yadiig !
this is what gets on ma nerves with freakiin conservatives and dem pushiin their morals on other pple.
If sumone is payed and he wants to floss, please let em, why must u stop it cos YOU personally dont dig it?
and NO sprayiin does not devalue no currency, it is the FOREX and studd like dat.
bannin sprayiin is just bulshyt!n and beatin about the bush, address the real problems
why dont the American treasury place a ban on throwiin money and all dat by hip hop artistes?
I dont blame KSA for sayiin wat he said and if u're one of those annoyiin broke haters, SHUT UP and shove ur ideas up ur butt
ALLOW THE BALLERS MAKE IT RAIN ! ! !
'dammie- has spoken

in this case. . . . u gotta strap up and pop one of 'em n!ggas , let 'em kno u nat playyiin ! ! ! ! lmao. . . advice, get one of these ! trust me u can neva go wrong wit a 44 magnum lol (hell ya u can )


ok ok ok ok am just playiin, dont try to start wit violence, be CONFIDENT fear is the main weapon, dont fall for it, telll em u nat diggin they shyt, be polite as well as confident, dats wat it iss.

booo haaa haa hee he ehaaaa
this n!gga said 15 - 20 mins everyday, are u kidding me?
nigga i dont box, and i work wayyy harder than that, love ur life and stay home and eat cookies,
dont subject urself to one round of serios thumpin, matter of fact, he'll just jab u around till u loose orientation and let u give up, so it'll be TKO

By the way why did mad broda in law want him dead??
and they released that modafukka, but thank God he's alive and well

In her interview on CNN. she said it herself, and she saw it coming, she offered herself as a sacrifice.
Her dad was killed politically, her elder brother, formed a party in exile came home to take his spot and was killed, and Now her ! ! !
but i really believe it is the Taliban/Al Quaeda millitants, because she was REALLY against them and STILL plans to fight them when she gets in power, soo they'll do wateva to take her out.
besides, who shoots sumone and then blow up himself and kill 22 other people.
JUDGEMENNT AND DEATH IS IN THEIR WAY ! ! !
RIP BENAZIR BHUTTO

wat he a IndecentStar or sumthn?? lol

oyb:
see all these nigerian NRA spokesmen

hope dats not me?? lol
trust me, i keeps the burner close.
and NO ! i dont discriminate, if i feel endangered i'll bust anybody, whyte black, latino, asian straight, gay, curios, Christian, Muslim, Jew.
so once again, this is not no racism involved here
at least its not like the guy that went out to kill even when the police told him not to

"if u dont do it sumone else will do it"

so a 16 year old girl's pum-pum has become a playstaion??

hotta faya on all u peadophiles, R Kelly type modafukkas, wat kind of sik thot is that
what makes ur dik rise in a 16 year old, u no dey shame
hold ur dik ! get broads ur age
ans all the idiots sponsoring that shyt. . . . bullet !

davidylan. . .
dat b!tch a$s needs to go !

i hear u bro . . lol
he came at me foul tho !

well am unmarried, (not a virgin) but trust me, this is reality right here ! ! !, no hypocrisy, and no unworkable idea.
u will have to bear with her ! we all get horney okk, hold urself ! ! thats part of been a MAN
see, as nasty as it might sound jerk off or wateva, get that nut and feel alryte, it is not gonn feel like the real thing but it sure gets u off.
its not right at all if u get into sumthn wit the collegue, shyt happens, and the last thing u want is sum little fling been a threat to ur marriage. u'll be happy u stayed away trust me, sacrifice that for ya wife.
besides, u do it once, WITH A COLLEAGUE. . . its gonn become a trend, (hazards of office romance)
till yall start having quickies at work, even after ur wife has delivered and she bakk in active service.

best of lukk sirr

Seun:
As long as she is not married or engaged, you can do whatever you like.
If the boyfriend wants her off the market, he should marry her.

so wat u tryn to say is that the moment u set ur eyes on a girl, and u want her marry her immediately??

but anywayss poster. . . reality, if u just wanna tap sum ass, or get sum coochie, i'll say its an open field, go get it ! ! !
"get the pum pum and the breast, let her boifriend get the stress" lol
but u said u love her, and u want a real realtionship, KARMA IS A B!TCH ! ! ! if u get at her, knowing she left a man 4 u, what in the world gonn assure you that she wouldnt leave ur a$s for another guy too? besides sumthn deeep down gonn make u not trust her fully cos of the circumstances under which u got her
take it as a loss, thats part of wat it takes to be a man, respect the fact that she's wit sumone,
IF ! ! ! for sum reason her boifriend is actin up or shyt like dat, thats ur chance.

ah dat me say !

Mamajama:
I saw this on CNN yesterday. The man was not in danger and the culprits were not on his property. The dispatcher clearly warned him several times not to take the law in to his hands. He went out and killed those guys for nothing. Nothing is worth killing another person over as long as your life is not been threaten in this case.

This guy should be hang for not complying with the dispatcher. He called 911. and was told what to do, he defies that and went out with his trigger happy ass.

that is exctly my point ! ! ! !
and dumbass texazzpete gonn come here and start talkin shyt, fukkin retard and yeah modafukka, there's nuthn like "use ur brains" every human has only one brain.
ode, aridin buruku

like i said and will always keep saying I AM NOT DEFENDING THIEVES, but this guy could as well shoot a whole bunch of Juveniles or 10 year old boys for stealing candy from a grocery store