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Very nice, and on point about LDR...

Especially that number 5

Nice one op..

Truckpusher:
I dey wait for my hommie, my niggas dem dun dey call me sef like spirit .

Make I go down their bottles small and come home sober.

Lool

Life isn't that hard afterall..

Truckpusher:
Lmao @ e-billionaires .

Hehe my sister me sef dun dey house since morning dey turn like barber chair .

Lool@ barber chair..

Go and hang out with your boys nau

Truckpusher:
I just dey outside just dey lazy o.
I dun tanda here for trouble sha.

You too like wahala. ..

You go let these E -billionaires send you to kirikiri one day

I'm very bored too. Tired of watching my screen

Truckpusher:
Anytime just buzz this boy, he's always up and running till the break of dawn.

I dey laugh because your level no be for here o.

Alright then. Trust ya..


Which level

Truckpusher:
I don't roll with oil guys in Phc, though some oil guys are gbasky too.

I roll with Phc first sons with genuine sound hands .

Size 10 hehe ......

Why are you laughing


Anyone you roll with I'm game
We go plan am sha

Truckpusher:
Come na make I scatter ya dada small.

Boat ride is a Sunday Sunday thing. lucky you I got some hot sexy female bikinis ,gimme the size of ya ass lemme order for the right size, the one I have is for extraordinarily lekpacious babes with zero yansh and curves .

I trust you

Ermm it's a size 10

Hope some oil guys go come

Truckpusher:
Wayo!

Na true nau

I wan come PH o. You go take me for boat cruise

Truckpusher:
I can see Deejavuu having a sleeping muraya on this thread.

Hey boo

I'm stalking you

Jacksparrow0712:
Maybe. Just maybe. Coming up dope. Been trying to sleep but can't. I hope I'll handle the night anyway.
Come with me to my island where TREASURE abounds

You should try. So you can turnup well later..


Aye!! El capito

Jacksparrow0712:
The previous never had double E

Lol. It did. Maybe yiu didn't notice.

How's birthday party coming up?

Jacksparrow0712:
Deejavuu you changed moniker?

Naah i didn't. .

.

Sleep calls..

Goodnight truckie, jacksparrow the birthday boy..



Ronald4lif don't come home tonight

Truckpusher:
mehn that your siggy sha.

C'mon ! Unmask ya self for home boy.

Unmask kè. Somethings are better left for imagination

ronald4lif:
Women sha. Give punny una no gree, we say make we patronise women of easy virtue una deny. Wetin man go do to please una?. How do we handle 'tension'

Can't you bear with me

Where's the love

Truckpusher:
Pity them on my behalf abeg, because me sef no dey take anything serious.

Lool.

I just remembered that your post about being shameless



Truckie you dey waste your talent

ronald4lif:
So you believe that chronic woman wrapper went to any mountain. Chai don't tell me you're that gullible. The mumu phone was stolen when he went to patronise ashis in a brothel at Ikeja on Monday. The yeye just bought another phone.

How did you know all this? You sef went to the same joint ba? It takes one to know another

It's over sha

Truckpusher:
I wan go sleep abeg , tomorrow Na church and that one na if I fit wake by 7am.

I pity who dey take you serious..

Truckpusher:
Ikwerre women ke! Omo! I dey respect those babes o.
It takes a real strong man to hold an Ikwerre woman down.

I tell ya..

Joke with an ikwerre woman at your own risk...

Truckpusher:
No man likes hardwork these days.

Story for Amadioha!!

Truckpusher:
You'll soon change moniker to darky_rebel just the way my man was changing monikers to I'm charis,This charis ,how is charis and where is charis .
Na joke I dey o , I no say your body dey pepper you like woman wey loose pregnancy after 20 yrs of barrenness .

Why are you like this. . Who teach you bad mouth

Truckpusher:
Me like amebo? God forbid bad thing in Okon's voice.

You better do all night prayers..

Before you join ikwerre women

ronald4lif:
What agreement?. Who needs your consent to drag you into the bedroom and 'beat' the hell out of his wife's craziness. After the bride price and the wedding expenses that run into millions and rendered me broke you still have mouth to talk about agreement. I'll not take it, I'll not.

I said it!! Something is wrong.this us nit the roanld i know

AgapeCharis you need to take ronald to that mountain too.. he needs some cleansing. He's been fed eforiro mixed with something

Truckpusher:
Daylight friendzoning ke, who would like to cook beans when Indomie is around the corner?

Yeye

Truckpusher:
Is the boy dreaming?

No he isn't. .

You too like "ameborism"

Truckpusher:
See begging

My friend before the war...... Lol.

Just clowing around you * serious face*

Chaii see daylight friend zoning



I know jorh. Serious. . Iffa hear

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Okay. I'm just coming from the mountain. Can't argue. *keeping my garment clean*

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Seee kolomentalism..

Sprinkles ciroc on his face!!

Wake up

Truckpusher:
See as she dey form.tah! Make I hear word abeg.

If I talk wetin dey my mind for here eh you sef go fear.

Nor talk am.

I know it's not good

AgapeCharis:

[color=#27408B]It's like you took enough holy water in that ground. [/color]

You sef know everything

ronald4lif:
No one divorces me. I'm the initiator if the must be a divorce. Stop dreaming.


*drags her to the bedroom and and and...*

This is not what we agreed on..

Jacksparrow0712:
now you can join the battalion the artillery

Happy birthday once again...