I've always wondered why u'll be chatting with a babe and she'll be texting lol to things dat ain't funny. For example :
Me:U look really nice
Babe:Lol
Me:
As far as I know, "lol" means "laugh out loud". It's most times used out of context. The annoying thing is guys are adopting dis annoying trend. We like to copy in dis Nigeria but our own too much....Any small statement like dis, na 'lol' be seen response. Why

neo19250:
hey guys, iv been playing witcher 3 for two weeks now, the game is too long nd d side missions will kill you, lool

I've barely started with mine. I av too many open world games I nid to complete first... I probably should av gotten more story oriented games. Too much game to play. Can't wait for some Geralt action though.

Currently playing The Witcher 3 :Wild Hunt. I'm gonna spend 200 hours of my life playing this game and I'm gonna enjoy every second of it. Awesome as Bleep. Arkham Knight next.

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All Nigerians should just come back home and free dis South Africans... Dey r not doing anything for us in my opinion. Every man to his country o. 'S. A businesses and Nigerian businesses should stay on their own. It's clear dey dnt like us so to avoid further escalation n wahala. Every man should stay in his country.

I usually find ppl at football viewing centres, at the bus stop reading newspapers and arguing aimlessly over issues they can't solve, watching the mediocre Africa Magic, watching good movies in general, playing actual sports or talking aimlessly. All of dis things are ways of exercising ur body. Whether it's ur mouth, ur brain, whatever. The bottom line is we do this things cos dey give us some sort of closure. Oyinbo calls some of dis things hobby. Why should gaming be any less different? It works d mind, relaxes n is quite educative. So why should being a gamer make u automatically immature?? Stereotyping is a result of an inability to understand the more complex paradigm life takes. Gaming as an art needs a certain finesse n dat is why d greatest minds around the world have made technologically breakthroughs. Because dey av not limited dey're minds to a certain aspect or degree. If watching empire or scandals or whatever dey're calling it dis days doesn't make u immature n ranting on Ronaldo n Messi all day doesn't make u immature den I see no reason why gaming should automatically make anyone playing immature. Games cost a lot and it takes a certain degree of maturity to process some of the complex storylines and violence in them dis days. So to all u nay-sayers.... Bleep off!!!No equivocation.
Ps:most games on major rigs n computers are rated for mature only especially d infamous GTA

Dem be like

CountDracula:
actually nobody said shakespeare was a genius! They usually jus say he has an element of genius, He's jus a poet and personally I find his plays altogether boring... And hw is sittin down and writin a play comparable wit openin cadavers,experimenting and making hypothesis?

Whether you like it or not, the man is the most quoted writer in the history of mankind's ecriture after him Laozi and Khalil Gibran. Plays are different from plays besides his milieu is different from ours so it's natural if you can't really grasp the language and misunderstand d man or find him utterly boring. And if u think u r a great poet or something like that n u r in d sciences,it's not because ur mind is built for the sciences. It's just because u r naturally intelligent. But if u r d most read author n quoted author in the history of mankind then I'd say u r a genius won't u agree.

No, Science Students Are Not More Intelligent Than Art students

Hello fellow nairalanders,
 This is a response to a post earlier that was asking the question, "are science students more intelligent than art students? "Unfortunately, most people commented and stated"yes", science students are more intelligent than art students.
Well evidently, this is not the case. The world is made up of many societies n civilizations n as much as science students are considered "more intelligent", we will find dat dey have only been able to further just some aspect of human life. They basically deal in the objective but the artist in the subjective most of the time. To say that because scientists are investigating the aspects of objectivity to solve human problems, they are more intelligent is truly a grave injustice. It is not easy to write poetry or sketch or even paint great masterpieces from the crevice of the human mind,else everyone would be n artist. Intelligence is innate n cannot be quantified or conscripted to one level of knowledge because the world is made up of different elements and both scientists n artists attempt to solve human problems at varying levels.
You cannot say Einstein is more intelligent than Shakespeare or Galileo more intelligent than Aristotle,because they are geniuses in their own right. So I can comfortably say that those who consider science students more intelligent than art students have failed to critically examine the problem at least in a cursory way. I am an artist, and I'm proud to be one.Thank you.

chai woman vex no be small tin o

Na u o.... U r not thinking small at all. Bad guy

Na wa for dis naija o... Nothing wey we no go hear

.Ok dis is my own accessment of d situation..... If PDP is bad n APC is good n almost everybody from PDP is going to APC.In the end .....is it not the same PDP dat has gone to APC. Therefore APC =PDP thugs . am I right or am I right? .

myhoodlink:
Wonders will never end. 17 years? May God help us.






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Dere can be no logical explanation for dis. Na confirm GOBE be dis.

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sigmundfreud:
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Ilaje44:

In what way are you better than most of all the countries in Africa, and the Arab World (third world countries)? You better don't disgrace yourself. Even Palestine that is occupied by the State of Israel, and in constant warlike struggles has better hospitals and personnel than Nigeria to just mention one area alone. BTW, they have no oil! Or Yemen where electricity is more constant than Nigeria. You should visit Ethiopia, and see how grand self imposed dellusion is. It's only someone that has never left the shores of Nigeria that would place Nigeria ahead of Syria in terms of development. Syria may not be a democratic country, but they had/have a better standard of living than Nigeria. Their capital Damascus, is the oldest city that has existed continously in the world, and before the crisis, people trouped to Syria to see the ancient fascinations. Do you still want to talk about Iran, Egypt, Tunisia, Morocco? In term of corruption, disorganisation, lawlessness, Nigeria is competing in the league of the States like Haiti, Central Afrique Republique, Congo Kinshasha, Uganda, Mali etc. despite her wealth.

What can you get done in Nigerian institutions without them wanting bribe from you? You enter this jakujaku airport that was arguably facelifted with hundred of billions of Naira and what awaits you? Corruption, decay, stench... You better don't expose yourself.

Truly you have established some points here but I must stress to you that I have not tried to paint Nigeria as a Utopia amongst other third world countries because it is not but neither is it the dystopia you are painting it to be.Yes,there are problems but no nation is free of them.Some ppl av even gone as far as declaring Nigeria a failed state saying that d white man should come back to take control of things as things as were "better" under them but all this is not true.I consider all this aggression n fallacious statements based on unbalanced frustration on the nations current standard.Independence day is worth celebrating because we as a black people r making a statement to our former masters that we are not monkeys n we are intelligible beings like them.It is a day of reflection n appreciation for what we do av in retrospect n what we are potentially supposed to have in introspection and a day to examine how to better ourselves as a ppl.It is not a day to curse d nation n damn it with such statements as u av made above.The government is not perfect but it is not all bad if we examine it from an unbiased point of view.Truly d president does not deserve re-election next year because of his inability to address some pending issues but ge should be lauded atleast for some tinz that he has successfully put in place dis past few years.Change doesn't happen overnight.As the elections are fast approachin,there are qualified candidates who can make positive change to the country but because dey are not under d umbrella of either PDP or APC n dey can't cheat n lie like men in dis parties,whilst dey remain in their small parties n seek for d presidential seat,nobody will vote for dem.If change doesn't occur den is it not d majority's fault?Bottom line:We all av our parts to play.There is room for improvement.If you don't think it can happen,leave the country and rescind your citizenship.I believe in Nigeria.

Yes Nigeria is not perfect just like every oda country out dere....we av our woes but we have weathered some thunderstorms in recent times n we r better than most third world countries like Yemen,Syria,Ethiopia n almost all d countries in Africa n d Arab world.Atleast we r not war torn.....yet. So lets celebrate wat we have even if its for dis 24hrs n curse on d rest we don't av tomorrow n d days to come.#No nation is perfect.