₦airaland Forum

dt "unku" wey dey middle na below 30?

Eviction party?....like wtf?!
who dafuck celebrates failure?!

"Enter your shoe and follow me"
"Open the window and let the atmosphere come inside"


Said by one of my teachers back in the days @ Sec Sch!

"What you are cooking is dancing o"

sorry...what skul did u attend?

these girls above me tho....hehehe

Dyt:
Market must sell

tabithababy:
How will the wife of the apostle feel now

Sijo01:
If one door closes, another must surely open. She's back on the show glass

Dem dey step down assistant-captain?

Like sumone said...these Oloshos still neva get sense

Mine...so I can freestyle while eating it...i wee nw eat it the way I wantu

Mathematical:



Oponu lelo mi

ah swear!!!
whr s she sef?lets see her face...the lil proud bit ch....no wonder sum ppl will never rise to stardom....its no curse..they r just too proud they gon' hurt lots of ppl with that status

matrixme:
Have you taken your drugs today?

I dnt think so...lolz
o re gidi...no be small

It could only be them....our people from the...

well...I can only say this thread is not totally useless..
good enough to make front page?...maybe..maybe not

chai!!
*in Mama Peace's voice*

ishowdotgmail:
Wow nice gesture I say


Meanwhile, some ladies can only donate the bore hole between their legs

hdj

naijainfogalery:
I think cyber bully should become a culpable offence in Nigeria ,

People just feel because they have access to a 10,000 tecno phone that browses and a free data from that network that gives free credit , that they can just harrass anyone online ,

They just feel the best way to pour out their aggression is to frustrate other happy people online

bro u making a mountain outta a mole hill...

lolz...when the toto too dey memorable
I hope u have ur wife's explanatory note ready...22yrs old indeed..

what does dt even mean?
buh dindinrin ni girl yii sha...half-open??
if he fully opens u up and leaves u,u ll nw have low self-esteem?...so does dt mean what u have nw is HALF SELF-ESTEEM?
receive sense my sister....better give broda ur pussy lest he gets it sumwhr else...

kenu mi ma pa mi se oo...kenu mi maseku pami..tori enu orofo lo n pa orofo...kenu temi ma se pa mi!!

I dnt gotta go to work work work work work
buh I gotta put in work work work work work
I dnt gotta go to work work work work work work work
let my body do the work work work work work
I can work from home...oho oho!
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pardon me pls...I just love that song ni

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erosimo:
... something is fishing

I beg ur pardon sir...
but y is sumtyn not "meating"

Gracis:
Na north I dey o, Kano to be precise, u?

KebbiCorper here oo

Gracis:
Lol.. awon mathematicians..I salute o

yes ma oo...whr u serving?

ritababe:
seriously? that's what I even prefer oh.

we know...,
#CucumberCrew

Too many awkward things in ds story....I dnt even know whr to begin commenting
perhaps the person below me will know...

Zeedarh:
:-) :-) Eehyah. Physics?

nahhh...even worse..lolz
Mathematics

Gracis:
Lol..your head dey there bro. What dept are you or u'r a graduate too?

ayaf graduate...last year..awa ti Yellow house leleyi

hmmmmmmmm...number 4 in the whole world?
....and Lecturing job pays more than RCCG?..owk kontunu

jayboy17:
Pls where is chinko ekun??.....

in Dubai..signing contracts..dahs even better

Zeedarh:
I'll try. Are you part of the 'predecessors'?

hmmmmmmm,noh really...I was in d most boring department ever...ours wasnt as dope...still OAU tho

calmG:
pls I'm a doctor in a psychiatric hospital,one of our patient lost yesterday...pls are you the one.

lolz....how do u manage not to "kill" ur patients..with these grammatical "gunshots"?

Gracis:
Hmmm..what level are you? I graduated last year..#MCBOAU

awon eyan Bablo

Zeedarh:
Their costumes were on point.

By God's grace, I'll be having my costume day in two weeks.

#IRepIfeAccounting.

kindly share urs too...your predecessors killed it last year...

wow....Seyilaw..m impressed
u have refused to cum down to her foolish level...
instead u "respectfully" taught her sense...now I doubt even her most idiotic self can reply with an attack again...unless,of course she s an agbaya ti o ni ironu...
thumbs up man