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MissRaine69:
I have accepted I have chronic insomnia
None of this will work however there is just one thing that does work it's ......

uncle dickson?

MostBanned:
The Fire service got to the scene Six minutes after they were contacted, How is that slow compared to Nigeria

That wud ve bn a record swift response in nigeria sha

happy fr her oo
Did anybody see d part whr it says the fire service were slow on the response? If na Nigeria,all of una go don dey crucify the government and the fire service....even the so-called advanced countries get faults.
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meanwhile... Nigeria teaching u extreme survival techniques... can u imagine?!...as this woman old reach, she still agile pass jet li in his prime....mama,I salute u...

cococandy:
You guys don't need feminism right? You deserve whatever you get out of your misogynistic traditions that puts men above women.

Otherwise why would he expect her to be his laundromat and why would it matter if she only gave birth to female or male children?
Y'all too stupid to realize your fvcking traditions are ruining you. Mofos.

Don't waste my RIPs for cases like this.

u and NwaAmaikpe shud hook up

TrumpDonald2:
You guys should stop quoting that "low life" seeking attention by making ridiculous comments. I wonder if he does anything with his life apart from making a useless comment on almost every post on nairaland.

really...I usually dont do this....I ve neva eva had tym to reply his almost-always dumb comments....buh today he just struck a nerve in me....imagine,he might ve good reasons for killing a heavily-pregnant woman!...

NwaAmaikpe:

The police should be very professional when interrogating him,
And his family should get him a very good lawyer.


He might have a good reason for his actions.


My happiness is that the woman eventually produced a male child.

Haven't I warned u severally to think before u make ur opinions known?

Chrisozone:
Like if chelsea will win the league next season

And share if they wont!!!


Up chelsea!!!

like if u dont give a fvck....share if u think begging fr likes with ds method is outdated

If dem no catch you..u go beg for forgiveness?.....
abi u think u r d only one dat needs money/to get rich?....If all the hustlers wey dey street don dey do crime ni....u sef for don b victim once...prolly den u ll know the agony of those who u ve put pain and misery upon....
....see hin head...the flattest of the lot. Abeg send am go jail joor

hdh

It's just difficult to bliv ds woman is near 50

Op,u forgot to add The Multi-Transactors
These ones can withdraw fr africa....they spend more than 20mins fr machine front...just keep pressing and withdrawing.
If u no dey careful and voice out ur frustrations ehn....them go just withdraw all the money wey dey fr the machine.
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The Problematics
Awon eleyi...their cards are either always getting rejected and they ll still keep on re-inserting,murmuring stuffs like "buh I still used this card ds last year na"...or getting stuck in the machine,thereby spoiling business fr other serious-minded ppl.

Sad!
I pity his family.... and the said Blessing too,she might be innocent, u know....most likely she is,she just ran away initially outta fear...
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sum comments here tho....quite unreasonable... shows how judgemental,hypocritical and how badly we jump into conclusions as nigerians....we have a long way to go

All I see is saggy tits...
#Olympushasfallen

I rushed in hoping to see a TOPLESS protest...mtcheeew....fvcking disappointed
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Op,pls...remove dt "Topless" caption abeg...the ppl dt matter arent topless...

at this young age of hers.....Bisola don already start to dey put her on d road to being a slay-queen...
not cool sis....not cool

ShawttySoFyne:
All these bad eggs
disgracing us light skinned girls

light-skinned girls? abi bleached-skin girls?
meanwhile.....its so obvious the babe dey give AY greenlight..... maybe Mabel don sabi her hubby wella,he no fit reject....aunty kukuma cry fr help.... lolz

sosa993:
Lmao, you can't avenge him. no way. ordinary kitana I use finish am.lol

Jeez!Kitana?!No offence,but your bro must be a sissy.
Try dat with me, when m done with u, u ll forever despise Kitana for her uselessness.
Hehehehehehehe

sosa993:
my favourite is GTA, played vice city, liberty city, San Andreas. uncharted, assassin's creed , God of war and lots more, San Andreas is the only one I mentioned in the above that I haven't finished. I whoop my brother's ass in mortal combat, and I'm fucking stylish and it doesn't mean I'm some geek. It's funny with the stereotypes. and I've met many girls who hate candy crush, which includes me.

Can I meet u?I wanna avenge ur brother...on MK

whizqueen:
Mortal combat PS 4

I hope u dnt mind seeing lots of blood... cos my fatalities are always gruesome.
"Shinnok Wins!... Flawless Victory!!... Fatality!!!"
#MKX #MKXL

Dammy,shudn't u wait 3or the final verdict when the court declares u innocent b4 posting ds?
Abi what will u nw say again if dem still send u go jail?

Tahrah:
Thanks in advance but what does @bolded mean

u welcum in advance... lolz
*Keep The Blue Flag Flying High*
Up Chelsea!

Tahrah:
I still love them.The kind of love i have for them is not ordinary.Their situation will soon change for the better.

tooor...all the best then.
In any case u decide to have a change of mind, I'll gladly share my blues' seat with u...#KTBFFH

Tahrah:
No matter what i still love arsenal

*singing in Rihanna's voice*
"you found love in a hopeless place...you found love in a hoooopeleeess place"

What a bunch of crap...lolz

As funny as this may sound... he is still relatively unknown in the writing world, if nt even less popular than in comedy. And his so-called show gets less and less viewers daily. He's just popular for being popular's sake(prolly cuz his name sounds kinda comical and his role in Diamond Ring)
Uncle Teju,truth be told tho, I ve always found u funny... u were just unlucky. M noh hating(contrary to what sum ppl 'ld think)

L...and imagine I used tn think everyone loves him...so sum ppl still wish him death. Aye ma le ooo

Benekruku:
The weather is making me feel Hornny


Who feels the same waY?

We could bleep each other and forget we met.

Get a life bro... or better still,get a job





Davido too resemble Michelangelo abeg...

Ah swear, o ta fun Wenger... really smh

LUIS SUAREZ: Wenger launched a definite bid to sign the striker from Liverpool in 2014. However, his £40,000,001 bid – which he hoped would trigger Suarez's release clause – only served to infuriate Anfield officials, who allowed him to leave for Barcelona instead.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC: Another who went for a trial at Arsenal, the story goes that the striker – then only 16 – rejected the chance to sign for the Gunners after being asked to prove himself. "Zlatan doesn't do auditions" was his famous assessment.

That's as much as we can compile... do you think there still a few big names missing? You can help update the list. Don't forget to drop your opinions too.
Lalasticlala, Mynd44

HONOURABLE MENTIONS: We couldn't let these names slip through the net entirely.

GIGI BUFFON: He claimed to have met with Wenger in 1998, while he was still at Parma. He went to Juventus in the end.
VINCENT KOMPANY: This one came from the player's agent, rather than Wenger himself. Apparently the centre-back had been scouted by Arsenal before joining Manchester City in 2008.
ROBERTO CARLOS: The Brazil great actually said he wanted to go to Arsenal, but apparently never got a phone call. "When my contract finishes [the Premier League] is definitely my priority and at Arsenal there are fellow Brazilians," he said towards the end of his Real Madrid deal.

SUBSTITUTES: If that starting line-up isn't formidable enough, just look at the options on the bench for our If-Only-Eh-Arsene XI.

DIMITRI PAYET ("He played at Saint- Etienne and we watched him many times" )
ANGEL DI MARIA ("We identified Di Maria when he was 17… he could not
get a work permit here" )
EDEN HAZARD ("I had his agent at my home but again the barrier was financial and Chelsea made an effort that I couldn't make" ),
KINGSLEY COMAN ("Yes we really tried to sign Coman in the summer of 2014. The transfer was almost completed, but he preferred Juventus" ) ROMELO KUKAKU
("Yes, we knew him in Belgium but at the time he opted to go to Chelsea" )
YAYA TOURE ("It's not because we did not want to sign him that he went to Ukraine" )
PAUL POGBA ("We tried to get him to come here. But he very quickly signed for Juventus" ).

KYLIAN MBAPPE
The final starting spot goes to the most recent entry. Kylian Mbappe has taken Europe by storm this season, scoring 26 goals and assisting 14 as Monaco roared to a Ligue 1 title triumph and a place in the Champions League semi- finals. Practically every elite club in the world is reportedly lining up a bid for the
18-year-old, with offers as high as €150m suggested depending on who you listen to. Wenger, however, could have snapped him up for something significantly less than that had a visit to the forward's house last year gone to plan. "The player would tell you that I was at his home last year to try to get him here because he was at the end of [his] contract, but Monaco managed to keep him and the decision was very, very tight," Wenger said. "But I could understand it as well because he was educated there and at the end decided to stay there."