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huh??...is DJ Jimmy Jatt a minor in the music industry?...what do u mean by he now has connections?

Adeolu4:
Dat is good
Jatt sef don get connection

hit like if u give no fuc ks

Fernandowski:
Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox (cookie)
Fuckin' on your bitch she a thot, thot, thot

Cooking up dope in the crockpot (pot)...We came from nothing to something nigga....

Fernandowski:
rain drop

drop tops

Bad and Boujee by Migos
Body like a back road by Sam Hunt
Jag Ghoomeya by Fateh Ali Khan (from the 2016 bollywood movie; Sultan)

kozmokaz:
Did same in sec sch

ah swear....bless u bro

seriously?....secondary skul treatment...lolz

yeye dey smell...mtcheew..radarada

This is BBnaija...if u cnt recite the naija anthem or pledge...den u dnt belong here...

oheni:
see finishing u want dem to jump inside lagoon abi

no mind me jae...e jus shock me suddenly...
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btw...is dt u?..@dp....
babe,u r a stunner... a very good welcum bak after seeing these ayamatangas....thank u..

Tazdroid:
as in eh. They look like those aliens in the 1996 blockbuster Independence day

lolz...u r mean bro!!

JESU!!
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OP...pls put "WARNING!! GRAPHIC PICTURES!!! Viewers discretion is advised!"

eku iranu

.....lolz
Nigerians sha...we must read meaning into everything
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buh really bro,u shud be grateful.... at the age of 34,most nigerian footballers in ds age bracket are nowhere to be found...at least u r still making money

the babe game na top notch

its cute...buh the way wey she dey ranju tho..e dey scary true true...lolz

Kodejuice:
Rubbish! nonsense proof, it was on a Friday , its logical English not mathematics WTF

i understand ur anger...mathematics frustrated u as a child..and worse,u still dnt knw it...sorry bro
bun serously,its a Tuesday

did they really show they had sex in d video?...cos I dnt wanna waste my mb downloading ds rubbish

femi4:
1000 likes

thanks bro

chelseabmw:
The statement above says "If only yesterday (Sunday) was tomorrow, Today (Monday) would have been Saturday", so, if it will be Sunday tomorrow, Today would be Saturday. So, We now know that tomorrow is Sunday. Then with the statement "If only yesterday (Sunday) was tomorrow", we can saythat: Yesterday = Tomorrow Yesterday = Sunday So, if yesterday was Sunday, Today is Monday. Therefore, it was Monday when the teacher made that statement.

maybe u shud check the ques again sir

He said it on a Tuesday
Proof
now imagine this....Tuesday's yesterday is monday
monday is sunday's tommorrow
let tuesday be x...let sunday be y
X-1 = monday
buh if today is sunday,then tommorow will be Monday i.e y+1 = Monday
therefore x-1 = y+1 = monday
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hence its bn proven today is Tuesday

mykelmeezy:
i stood up in class n shouted rain drop



the class responded drop top

lolz...ds haopened recently?

Zulu212:
Pls vote TBoss

who TBoss eep?

soberdrunk:
FREE AUNTY KEMI!!! AUNTY KEMI WE ARE SOLIDLY BEHIND YOU *bites turkey wing and sips gulder*!! WE SHALL NOT REST UNTIL AUNTY KEMI REGAINS HER FREEDOM *adjusts pillows and reduces Ac*!! ............

dude...kuku kee me!!!

...as much as I think ds man faked his results..I ve actually liked him for a long tym...
I like his youthful and trouble-making nature.

For OAU freshers.....
avoid AngloMoz night outs....Motion Ground or New Buka....
...or be Professionals in these places...read my lips...Pro-fe-ssion-nals..u know waht dat means
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thank me later

e jo ma tan ara yin...ppl already know the truth
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pls lets talk of sumtyn else

...another week survives for her
TBoss aint gonna like ds

Na wa for this man oo....everything about him reeks controversy...
first talks abt him not graduating..claims he did
den his name cant be found in alumni list....claims he changed his name
now he hasnt collected his certificate...in over 17yrs...
...m starting to doubt if he hasnt bn manipulating lies to get things done all dese years

pcguru1:
My mother would ask me everyday if I was depressed or sad because I have a face that usually looks down. It used to anniny me she'd assume I hate the house and people in it.now that I have moved I missed her asking if I was depressed because I think I am now.

wow...ds is the most touching thing I read today...why dont u give her a beep and talk to her.She d even appreciate that.
I understand u bro....I didnt use to have a hrt to hrt talk with my mum..till I had a very serious stumble in life,it really hurt her.Now she doesnt pass two days without calling to ask if there s anything I d love to tell her.

ToriBlue:
They are not failures, at least not entirely. They are now famous, its an achievement.

m not calling dem failures...buh they failed to hit the target,didnt they?...so aw can they be celebrating that?..na wa oo

"gbaun oko..oko gbaun...oko lori mi oo"
singing in Baba Suwe's voice...