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SeunWedsLinda:
Lol... It's good if someone gets to participate in all these.... It spices up the experience here. It vexes me when some random guys claim over seriousness feigning maturity. Who mature epp?

SeunWedsLinda:
Garri crew might be popular but I never really found it funny... Always appeared stale...

LA click crew.... Lawd!

LoveJesus87:
Abeg wait for me. Me ah yaff to join dis is too much

SeunWedsLinda:
very quickly I tell you. I did find them funny then tho... Nairalanders Sha

SeunWedsLinda:
Lol... My charity comment only lasted for a couple of days.
NCAN? I see that as an association.... Lol... Not a cliche. Ftc too. They'll always be there

SeunWedsLinda:
it's me SeunWedsLinda. I've been an active member of this forum for over 3yrs. I'm definitely not going to make list of top 1000 veterans in this forum but I very well understand the terrain here.
Nairaland has seen an advent of cliches trend and die like a whirlwind. It always appears irritating to some overly serious individuals. Who takes what happens online serious anyway?

As an active member of this forum, I've come to list out the top cliches I find hilarious. And I do hope the overly serious and matured ancient of days cut me some slack. Life is too short to get unnecessarily provoked at frivolities.

1. "I schooled in France".
I didn't find this cliche funny initially but as time went on, I was caught up in the fun and believe me, it's actually nice using this when some unknown person seeks media attention. The cliche was used to greater effects as it greatly reduced the constant moving of threads of unidentified personalities to frontpage. However it died silently due to abuse from unscrupulous elements who would use it in every thread. Reviving that cliche wouldn't be a bad idea would it?

2, "The people that give a fvck"
This happens to be the one trending. I may not know whence it came but the person behind this did a great job. It follows after much complaints from nairalanders about unnecessary threads gracing the sort after front page. Coupled by the recessive nature of our economy, arguably every nairalander has learnt not to "give a fvck". But the abuse of this cliche is inevitable hence I envisage it'll go extinct before mid February.

3. The End time crew
You see these set of people screaming "end time" in any thread that has to do with bizarre happenings. It was fun though but like the others, it was hijacked by people that do not understand the proper intent of the cliche.





I must have forgotten some other cliches but these two top my list anyday... You can add yours

luscioustrish:
I think I should join the IDGAF crew....the temptation increases with each frontpage thread

firstking01:
That i'm the same person as halfricanadian

VickyRotex:
lol

VickyRotex:
lol. Koletoyen fa! You will survive.
All you need do is to always keep yourself warm and probably get a flu shot annually.

VickyRotex:
hahahaha. Yea, Russia is a very cold country!

Edreamz:
mind your biz

VickyRotex:
lol. Nope!

Skmoda360:
come again you said what

VickyRotex:
I'm sure the severity of the cold in Ilorin is little compared to the cold we're dealing with somewhere else.

fairlyusedbra:
Kikelomo tonto ike was a very good bad girl, so on this faithful day, i was on my own ooo, lying down on my 5 star bed, and sleeping when kikelomo called me and told me that she wanted to come over, so i agreed, then i went to my 5 star bathroom to brush my teeth, comb my hair, took my bath, comb my hair again and brushed my teeth for the final time to make it shine brighter than snow, then i waited for her, after 30 minutes time, she came and told me to play that cucumber song i was playing on my phone the last time she saw me, but my phone formatted and it deleted my songs, videos, phone numbers, settings, it also deleted the IQ of the phone, the phone became useless, so i just played reggae and blues for her, and she danced like tonto dike sorry i mean like shakira, well cucumber song was sang by sister okafor chidimna agnes the daughter of deacon barrister otondo ezekiel 1 of abagana village in 1982, check your google map you will see abagana there

VickyRotex:
The latter!

VickyRotex:
lol. Interesting! "Our" manner of talking!

VickyRotex:
Brother, I know fa. "Is" you from Kwara?

stuffsabouttara:
what's your country?

sarrki:
A very bad & wrong appointment

VickyRotex:
Tori Olorun! For a man that is kini?

femi4:
Before I check the moniker...I knew it was you

press005:
The letter was like:

Dear George,
Goodmorning and how are u...Hmmm George i want to tell u smtin bt please read it alone oo....Among all d boys in my class dat av been disturbing me bt i said no to all of dem just because of u...

I should continue

Rahe:
She has been dating dis guy for five years but yet he can't use her pix as his profile picture,call her any sweet name,store sweet name or even hold her hands in public if she tries to hold him he removes her hand and if she tries to put her pix on is profile he removes it immediately he sees it. He addly introduce her as his girlfriend and his claiming he loves her...am short off words right nw because i don't know what to say to her that's y i need ur advice...no insults please