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[quote author=deejay_harry1]staffs dont do drugs..lol.. [/quote]Who to you that staffs dont take drugs. Dont you know that there are some Contagious madness which can easily contaminated by the staffs, inorder for that not to happend you have to take antibiotics drugs.

Ahemm... There is currently a mad young man in the General section not too far from the Hospital here, presher pls send some of your team to go and get him. His madness is believe to be firstclass madness, i heard his name is Wazzar. Pls send them now before his situation get out of hand.

kenshin17: i have been in nairaland 4 up to a year+ now and i have only 1 like.what will i do?

Open any thread with huge followers, then write.... "I AM MAD !!!!". believe me you will be suprise.

Because of one thousand naira you come here come dey open thread.
Abeg if anybody see money for ground make he give this dude.

Shaiii see first class madness, yaba left is in trouble.

**ERROR**

Another nobody post.

the chosen one: You guys should pray for me.. I'm going in . I heard guys get banned there without even commenting

ur own don finiss

I love NL cause its truely NAIJA.

I pity u

[quote author=deejay_harry1]nadia is bck and very much super active ..... [/quote]*LIE*

presher: A MINUTE SILENCE FOR NADIA

*SILENT*

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[quote author=prof e.o.o]U all nid to add Revolution to yr list[/quote]Yeah. And also ARROW.

[quote author=deejay_harry1] [/quote]Have you taken you drugs this morning?

Nice job Jbluv

ezme: The FG needs to fund our universities. I am sad.

And you will remain sad.

Breaking news....

The imformation reaching us this morning is that the Madness rate in the political section of this great Forum, has drop by 1.05%. The leaders of the section speaking on the matter said they were suprise at the rate in which the Madness has reduce, although its barely 6 days since the NL psychiatric hospital started operation. They have promise to assist in the turning in of distable members inorder for that section to be sane once again. They also commend the staff and members of the NL Psychiatric hospital for their humanitarian services and promise to assist them in finances.

The Psychiatric hospital that was set up less than a week, is said to have already cure not less 27 persons of typing madness, 3 persons of liking of post madness, 4 persons of tribal madness, 12 other persons of posting related madness.

The staffs of the hospital has promise to totally Eradicate madness from NL. And have also promise to be visiting all sections for regular check up's. And they are also using this medium to ask the General Nairalanders to kindly turn in any insane characters around them in for treatment inorder for this Forum to be peacefull for we all.



===Deiok reporting from ward 7 of the NL Psychiatric hospital====

Andyblaze: please u know my case is rare and the world cannot afford me to go extinct, plz arrange a woman for me to give belle so my legacy will go on

Ok if that will relax your nerves. I will ask doc. Presher to arrange you with tpia.

The man tried nah, his running away has draw alot of attention to them now. helps will be coming in now.

Gotv are criminals. That all.

Good development. But i already have my twitter notification.

This the fastest thread ever.

fergiiosugo: wise initiative

Wise indeed.

Vintage.

Andyblaze: Please sir, i escaped from yaba left 6 months ago hoping for a better life on the streets of Lagos but all to no avail, please come and pick me up at ojuelegba junction at mushin. Ayam hungry and need shelter. Tenk

There is a special place we are preparing for your kind. I believe your madness is in 65* degree high. you have been diagnose with Kings madness, as you can see your case is very rare. Anytime oga Seun approve this project we will inform you, Inorder for you to be admitted. But for now you are advice to take 2 ounce of brazilian hemp everyday. Inorder for your madness to be surpress.

Shai see Gobe. ASUU don vex.

I thought the doctors in here are also mentaly unstable.

And they said Jonathan administration is working. Truely they are working by piling up debt.

Vannila

Mine ain't cause ooh.

[quote author=Ammanda ]my dear with prayers, our ministry is moving to the next level.

Praise da luard![/quote]Eh eh, thank God for that.