Okoro for me. They should do a movie together tho

whay is my own

Some pple sef... So this is the best you can do with your time... Why is this post even in the romance section? I can bet Ur face doesn't even fit into romance category...

What is wrong with this one...

All my airtime wey Una forcefully tiff for useless tips, Una go force am out...

.................

Please who knows the title of a song sang by one Stein ft Dremo or Tremo or sth... The lyrics in it includes "She like the banger, na so she knockout... Stein is a boy, Lisa is a girl... etc"... Like whats the use of being an up coming artiste if we cant even get you on google...

IsiAbuncha:




Your last point isn't just your belief, its the truth!
With regards to certain jobs, light skinned girls have an edge (Modelling, Beauty Pageants etc)
Even in a co-orporate working environment, light skinned girls are attractive and tend to get jobs more than dark skinned cos their employers think they possess what it takes and have the tendencies to do marketing better.

I can go on and on... Would stop here though
And... Before I forget, You Are My Friend!!!

This is so not true...most models I have seen are dark in complexion. Also in the job market, I think what u r saying only applies a little bit to marketing jobs. Fair skin doesn't guarantee employment...

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... This story was shared with me by a close friend. He narrated the ordeal on how his mum was mobbed...

"Some hoodlums throwing a party in the middle of the road attacked my mum on Saturday night on her way from a wedding. She is over 50 and a school teacher with he Lagos state government. They claimed to be Air force boys. The drunk boys dragged her down from the car claiming she hit somebody, stole her phones and bag, dragged her in the mud, poured drinks on her face and vandalized her new car. She had bruises on her legs. She was saved by the intervention of people around."
"they attacked her and threw her in the mud , they were drunk, she said she was shouting my glasses, my glasses, they were calling her a witch".. He narrated.
The case has been taken to the police but they will just be collecting money from both parties. My mum and one of them that was caught out of the many involved. Please let people know what's happening, the case is at a police station in Isheri area Alimosho around Ikotun, now. The incident happened at Ijegun-Ikotun area of Lagos.‎

May God save us from the level of insecurity in this country...

Mhen I can't believe naira land can actually crack me up to this level... I av laughed so bad that I am already crying

Walkopet:
Lol, oga abegi o, u knw say I be novice for whr u dey nw.

you be my oga now

Walkopet:
Hi, I am Jon Champion, and alongside with me is Jim Becklin, here comes a big match btw 2 giant political parties. PDP & APC.
Date:-28-3-14
Referee:- Prof jega
Here we know the winner through d both team supporters:-
For APC,....click LIKE,....for PDP,....click SHARE.

na Pes go finish u

eyenibibio:
All these phones you are sharing, where will the owners get power to charge it. . .

hehehe this cracked me up

I doubt the validity of that 6000MW you mentioned @pfijacobs and also plz update your story in the sexuality section

Ermm... How will Anna Banner take this?

Odillz:
Who says she can't get pregnant from one or two shots?
Go ahead,give it a try if you are sure you are ready

what is dis one saying? Can't you read what the op wrote? He said she joined the army so most likely the course she is doing needs her peak physical ability and does not call for pregnancy...

We have to be attracted to sth first before we know you better. It might just even be d way u dress or maybe something you say that attracts us... Then getting to know your kind of person follows...

sirssb:

MUST READ TO END:-
Nature's guide to coincidence.
-------------------....
It is no coincidence..............
It is destined to happen..............
Election is FEBRUARY and we were able to coin
feBUHARI from it. Ok, not convincing enough, abi?
Do you know that BUHARI'OSINBAJO adds up to
14? Count it yourself. No magic, no cheating, very
free and transparent.
Like seriously;
Feb 1 - B
Feb 2 - U
Feb 3 - H
Feb 4 - A
Feb 5 - R
Feb 6 - I
Feb 7 - O
Feb 8 - S
Feb 9 - I
Feb10 - N
Feb11 - B
Feb12 - A
Feb13 - J
Feb14 - O

Now see this

Take this for febuary
Interestingly interesting.
1. From Tafawa Balewa to.
2. Gen. Johnson Aguiyi-Ironsi to.
3. Gen. Yakubu Gowon to.
4. Gen. Murtala Mohammed to.
5. Gen. Olusegun Obasanjo to.
6. President Shehu Shagari to.
7. Maj. Gen. Buhari to.
8. Gen. Ibrahim Babangida to.
9. Chief Ernest Shonekan to.
10. Gen. Sani Abacha to.
11. Gen. Abdulsalami Abubakar to.
12. President Olusegun Obasanjoto.
13. President Umaru MusaYar'adua to.
14. President Goodluck Jonathan.
OMG!!!!! I just found out something. The
peoples General (Muhammadu Buhari) is the
7th president while GEJ is the 14th president.
Both are seeking 2 come back 4 the second
time.
Mathematically,If Buhari is the 7th president
and the election is slated for the 14th, it means
14 ÷7= 2.
And GEJ is the14th president and the election
is slated for 14th too. It means 14÷14=1.
Invariably, General MUHAMMADU BUHARI will
be elected to rule for the 2nd time while GEJ
will lose the election because he only signed
1single
term with FEBUHARI 14 ÷ 14 =1.
SAI BUHARI!!!!!!!

You still dey fight with nature? Anything you see
take am!
I put it to you authoritatively, that General
Muhammadu Buhari is our next President. By God's grace

Hehehe... I love this ...

W

PhockPhockMan:
Foolish Op, can't you the desperation.
Where did they write bread there?
Mtcheeeew.

What is dis one saying

;DMhen I av been looking for this story for so long, wuz reading it and suddenly lost it... Thank God itz found...

Juliaann:
Somebody should tell that gworo chewer stinky old man to Shut the hell up!,if Nigeria will be in trouble if PDP should win,what happens if APC wins (of course that will be in the Dreamland because its never happening)

well I choose PDP over APC any day anytime

May I remind you that pdp has been ruling ever since and Nigeria is still shit... There is nothing wrong in trying another party...

posakosa:

Ive had many ex but this particular ex, I wish him D E A D.

...Are you gay bruv?

Bro... A simple rule of thumb, a girl dat doesn't like you wouldn't call you... Once dere is no calling, forget abt it bro

did she try to caution you that what you are doing is bad?