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We would start with reishi drug, the pictures says it all!!!

This drug tackles any form of viral diseases.

Ladies and gentlemen, what you are about to read is not taught in marriage counseling classes neither can you find it any marriage book. It is borne out of some wealth of experience and some street-baked hearsay. If you are single, you better grab a chair and pay close attention to all the items on the list.
Here you go
1. Buy new set of briefs /underwear
You need new set of briefs/underwear. Don’t argue this!Lol.
Before your wedding night, you have become so used to doing things your own way; wear whatever you loved, the way you love it especially your boxers and pants, after all, nobody sees what you have under your clothes. Not anymore! The equation changes from your wedding night so also your briefs/underwear. You have to make good first impression on your wedding night. You don’t want to strip down only for your partner to see some torn pants or not so clean or some smelly pant. Or for the guys, smelly or worn out boxers. No! No! Be fresh!
2. Shave down there. Armpit too
It is awesome that you have succeeded in keeping your legs to yourself all these years. Congratulations my dear! However, you know from your wedding night, all that will change. Yes! And just as we said in the case of underwear, there is the likelihood that you don’t bother so much about how down there looks, right? Well, the equation is about to change now. Before your wedding night, get busy and make down there as clean as possible. Trim everything to size or shave everything off.
3.Go for some choreography classes
This is not a must but you really need to make sure you are flexible enough for the much awaited night. In all honesty, you need some degree of flexibility to fully consummate your night otherwise you might end up with some serious body ache by the time you wake up the morning after.
4.Buy some deodorants
There’s no long story here. You need to smell good that night. I’m sure you wouldn’t want your man/woman to fall under the anointing of the smell of your armpit. Smell good, no stories.
5.Save some energy for the night
Mind how you dispense of energy on your wedding day. I know you need to dance to celebrate this special day but you really need to save some energy for what is about to come.
Hint:I think you might want to watch how your partner is dancing to determine how much energy to dispense. In case he/she is not dancing too hard, watch it, he/she might be planning big for the night. Wisdom is profitable to direct.
6. Change your toothbrush
You need to change your toothbrush especially if the one you have days before your wedding night has flattened brittle. Don’t embarrass yourself o!
7. Buy a correct nighty
This is a must have. I know you like your wrapper, eh eh, not on your first night. You must wear something fit for the moment. A footballer dresses for his match. A banker dresses for his customers. Dress for the night but please don’t tie wrapper.
8. Watch loads of movies
The week of your wedding should not be the most stressful for you. In fact, find a way to make yourself happy. Watch loads of movies or listen to music. Be happy, laugh, laugh again and again after all, it is your wedding we are talking about here.
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johnson232:
Ur state is quite far from mine.
Though I have been able to gather some info concerning the supplements, I'm still doubting its efficacy. Can u drop ur phone no, let me call u. Thanks.

well its okey to doubt, but am giving you my word on this, kedi health products are one of the best fast-acting drugs that you can count on, google the name 'Kedi health products' and you'll see. You can also call my boss and sponsor and one of the sole disributors of kedi health products in Kaduna state, he will send it to you in every part of Nigeria, besides which state do you reside? Call Abdullahi on 07067792112. Tell him you were refered by Mary's friend, he'll help.

johnson232:
Where do u reside?

kaduna state

odaniel1:
I survive by punting! Playing realistic forecasts on Bet9ja has been my survival tool. I earn a minimum of N15k per month frm my bets. And that keeps me going in the search for a better opportunity in the labour market while it lasts!

odan, I can call u dat can I?, I really need someone to teach me about this bettin. I like it but the problem is, I am not a football fan & dont knw shit abt football. Just like the moni aspect. Shikena send ur no. Lets talk on watsapp

johnson232:
Where do u reside?

kaduna state

johnson232:
Pls where and how can I get it? Are they sold in any pharmacy store? Thanks.

Yes, they are sold in pharmatical stores. But if you have difficulties in finding it, we would arrange and I will send it to you, if its ok by you.

Plus234:
does Re-Vive really cure waist pain and others in it ?

Yes it does, let me know if you need it. Its completely herbal with no side effects.

freddymanny49:
Hello Nairalanders,

I am in a big mess at this point in my life. I have been suffering from low potency for months now. I don't get morning erection like i used to some 3 - 4 years back and beyond. It is causing me so much worry and pain that I had to call of engagement. I feel dead and dry on the inside. What do I do to stop this mess from messing and ruining my life. I don't want to use viagra to get it up because I am aware of the long term effects. I am still young and I am too young to be using viagra. I need serious help.

God bless you ma Brother for this post. As other brother too shameful to cry out might silently get some help here.

Now (with all seriousness) what you need is a drug called 'Re-Vive' a wonderful drugs that has a track record of restoring joy & happiness in homes, it has also saved alot of marriages. Let me know if you really want to return to the men fold again cause right now it seems u are a walkin' dead( jst kidding).call my ova Abdullahi for the drug Revive 07067792112

Machiny:
sorry how long will a patient go on these medication to get a desired result..?and is it a certainty?

Probably 3-4 weeks, just try them out and don't worry about the prices, you'll see results for yourself and then you'll help tell other people who're suffering from different ailment that some are emberrassin' to discuss with other people eg weak erection, pile, Sexually transmitted Infections, epilepsy, etc.

We had this case of a man who's wife tested HIV positive ( she was cought cheatin with another man in a hotel), the husband tested negetive ( his sectret he was always taking our 'reishi' drug ( an immmune booster).

Aother case a lady had of about 22 (not married) had this tumour in her tummy that made her look pregnant, her family couldn't afford the cost of operation, someone recommended our Kedi drugs & that was how the tumour shrunk till the last time she went for a scan they were amazed that it had reduced drastically to about 2cm from over 18cm without operation. We adviced her to keep on taking the drugs till it shrinks completely.

RobinHez:
Alright!

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And many more. . .

give us the prices too, I wld be getting another phone too this weekend, I might purchase from you if the prices are good.. i reside in Kaduna state

My brother I know exactly how you feel. Delete her contact from your phone & from your heart, you'll find a better person. You two were just not meant to be.

Forget about those calling you names, you are a gentleman and you'll be rewarded by the law of nature & nothing can stop that.

Machiny:
sorry how long will a patient go on these medication to get a desired result..?and is it a certainty?

Probably in a month. A lady was cured of fibroid without operation. Just try the drugs out and I promise you, you'll be the one telling anyone who cares to listen about the drugs.

100% herbal with no side effects, any ailment at all. Just refer any one to me & check them out in a week or three, then you'll be convinced please have no fear, all drugs are NAFDAC approved & act very fast.

worldgurus:
My people,I heard you can get help on social media,my name is sadeeq from Lagos Nigeria,i need help,my grandfather is dying and he needs to be operated before next month,he has lung cancer,No amount is too small.if you want to help just send it to this account,gtbank account no 0122874917,gbadamosi sodiq o

we have drugs that have made wonders concerning cancer. Ever heard of KEDI healthcare. Well u won't needing an operation if u try them out. Let me know what you think.

unuane1:
Is it free?

nope, for hepatitis, I 'd recommend two drugs that wld give u the desired results: Reishi and Golden Hypha.

Big reishi=6,930, small reishi=2,520.
Big Golden hypha-9,700, small golden hypha=3,400.

Hepatitis-inflammation of the liver, characterized by jaundice, nausea and vomiting.

Treatment: reshi 2 tablets 2 times daily, golden hypha 2 tabs, 2 times daily with lots of water.

Hey everyone suffering from hepatitis B there is a way out. Please I am not a medical profesional but I hav attended seminars and heard people give testimonies.

Try out KEDI health products, its a Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM), purely herbal with no side effects. If u are interested I could send some to you, so you could try them out, and then help someone else who is also going through the same situation. Thanks

My people I greet una.

This post goes out to all those people suffering in silence from one ailment to another, your days of suffering are over.

Allow me to introduce you to this wonderful Traditional Chinese Medicine(TCM) with no side effect as its NAFDAC approved and purely herbal.

Just like we need to service our automobile once in a while for effective results, we also need to service our body by detoxifying by getting rid of or flushing out toxic chemicals that have accumulated in our body for a long time as a result of eating chemically preserved foods, eating foods from chemically grown crops (fertilizer), pollutants in the air, water etc

Permit me to introduce you all to KEDI health products for different ailments like appendicitis (no operation just take KEDI products and it'll be gone), anemia, asthma, cancer, barbers itch ( rashes at back of the neck as a result of irritation from clippers), infertility, diabetes (typeII), fibroid (no operation), pile, liver problem, seizures (epilepsy), ulcer, tuberculosis, typhoid, weak erection etc

NOTE: KEDI products have no side effects, multiple part application (treats many ailments), natural (herbal), non invasive and body friendly compared to conventional drugs which have side effects( e.g liver or kidney problem when u take some drugs for a long time like BP drugs), invasive, made of chemical, over dose can kill, and its not body friendly.

So what are u waiting for place orders right now for that emberrasing ailment for you, your loved ones, neighbour, friends etc.

As much as I'm not against pharmaceutical drugs, we need to go back to taking natural herbs, because this was the sole purpose for the creation of plants, to heal mankind.

Don't suffer in silence people if you've been suffering from any ailment, let people know, he/she might know someone that knows someone.....

Fayose, your words need to be soft and nice.....in case you might need to swallow them in the future.

Okay, I have this problem, anytime I see a lady I like, after toasting ang winning her heart, I get turned off. I call one or two times then thats it, I say to my self she (the lady I just got) is not worth my time and money.

I don't know why this is so, may be its because I invested so much in a lady, I even gave her my trust then she eloped with another man, wanna know the worst part, since we were staying in different states she hide everything from me.

Each time I call her, she talkes to me as if nothing's wrong. Then I later got to know that she is married. Called her, asked her she was mute.....later sent me a text trying to explain bla bla bla.

Fear women.

Well what I keep telling myself that no woman can turn me into a womaniser because of heartbreak

Just had this real disturbing dream and thought I should share.

Ok, in my dream, people were dredging the River Benue and so soldiers were placed everywhere to check indiscipline etc. So I and my friend had an apartment (like a boat) on top of the river.

Evening had come and people dredging the river were trying to close for the day and I told my friend to come so that we'd catch a fish or two before retiring to our (boat) apartment.

As we were fishing we saw soldiers harassing people so we hurried to out boat, locked the door. When we were about to go to bed we saw a hunter in our boat ( our boat kinda like had trees in it). He ( hunter) had a face of someone I knew in real life. When he (hunter) saw me he was like 'this the right place to spend the night'.

I quickly agreed since he had a gun ( which will also protect us bla bla). So just before we slept we saw an animal ( a deer) and so the hunter grabed his gun, aimed at it and took a shot, but there was something unusual about the bullet (behaved like a smart bomb), it will ( the bullet) move in 'slow mo' the when close to the deer, it will explode releasing small pellets in different directions. So I was hit by some pellets.

Though the pellets hit the deer, it didn't die so the hunter shot again ( twice).

The deer now fell, then all of a sudden a man appeared near the deer and but we could only see him from his chest to head, from waist down was invincible, the half invincible man raised the deer from the ground to his head, then turned and asked us ' who shot the deer?' seeing the gun in the hunters hand ( and as we all turned to stare at the hunter when the invincible man asked who killed the der).

The invincible man pointing with anger to the hunter said in a very coarse voice ' you just killed the new president' and disappeard. We now heard a knock on the door of our apartment, some one came in with a lil' boy holding a bag, when we looked closer, it was the same man that announced the death of the former president of Nig. Who died in power, at this moment, I and my friend turned and stared at each other.

He came in and told us, he was bringing this (new) boy to stay here with us. But my friend quickly rejected and said other rooms were emty on the boat so he should take the boy out.

I woke up from there....and I felt troubled, my heart was pounding and tears were in my eyes, I checked the time it was 1:00 am dot.
As I type this, my heart is still troubled & tears still droping.

Please God, I dont want the President to die, atleast not now. Personally, I now feel great when I'm called a Nigerian ( just because I tust my President and he will not fail Nigerians, we will rise to the top again from this abbys of corruption).

So please dear friends, lets pray for our beloved President GMB, who God knows that he (GMB) means well for all of us. I've already prayed and I won't stop praying.

Christians, Muslims, Chrislams, Pegans, Hausa, Yoruba, Ibo, Tiv, Fulani etc Buhari Loves you all and wants the best for you and your future children so lets join hands and pray for his success till he says with his mouth ' no more'. Thanks, and God keep keeping you guys together & not apart.

Thumbs up for the Kenyan President, he has just shown that wisdom is truly from God. Shame on you Obama!!

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Wey d go baba, slow & steady does it.

The list is not complete without- G.I, Joe, Conan the adventurer, the gagoyles, caspa the friendly ghost.

gaabu27@gmail.com

Well mine is originally fake

Am interested in d job offer & I also meet the criteria. You can reach me on whatsapp . Thanks

What more do we need to be convinced that Buhari is the one.