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I wanna call u.

New year, new boyfriend.

Let me see the handsomeness of nairaland guys in the new year.


Perhaps, you can be the only nairalander to have my number. Dats if you are extremely handsome in my view.

Merlin? ysg comes to mind.

mommysgirl:
Yes me

Hae dear, follow me, let's talk.

Location: banana island

Can you show me ur pic? Let me know if you worth my crush.

This is a thread for lalasticlala alone, so it has nothing to do with already created resolution thread.


So answer my question

Mentorandfriend, wetin u do lalasticlala, he nor dey like put ur thread for front page?

You have front page worthy threads but they rarely make front page.

Tosyne2much should quit nairaland, it's a new year. Enough of ur crappy ten this, ten that. Get a job dude.

DamselH33:
#teamvirginz

Na so all of una dey lie.

DamselH33:
The experienced ones were once virgins

Are you experienced?

Labodinho, which course are you studying in unilag?

labodinho:
Longxt time.

http://www.jamb.org.ng/Unifiedtme5/CheckInstitutionCourses.aspx

Ladinho, yeah.


Thank you.

Kindly gv me the link to check jamb 2016/2017 institution statistics.

If you don't fvck her, another guy will. fvck her.

Look at her.

LordOfTheWeed:
Have you forgotten you're using the (f) account? oya, logout and login with the (m) and repost

I.diot, so somebody cannot share a friend's story again? Getouttahere.

fritiyo:
It is young men like maku nigerians are looking for as their information minister not some old lying son of a bastard called lai Muhammed.

Lalasticlala, I command you to hide the comment above.

eroticecstasy:
please are you a she-male or lesbian? your sex shows (f)

My sex? Why not use gender? generation of sex maniacs.


Whichever way you see it, dats your cup of garri.
The message has been passed.

I was introduced to a girl by my friend. This girl in particular is my friend's course mate. The girl is so delectable, beautiful, elegant. The first time I saw her, I asked my friend, who is that girl? He said "she is my friend" I told him I liked her. So afterwards, he has been feeding the girl with the story of how one of his friends likes her and all dat. So the girl is keen to see me. The day came, I was introduced to the girl so my friend left, leaving us alone. Me we nvr follow gal yarn before. That was my first time. I guess the girl was two years away from twenty. U know how ladies love to talk. honestly, her beauty scares me. As I was looking at her pretty face, I was speechless, I don't even know where to begin. She could hear the shiver in my voice. The next thing I heard "you don't know what to say to me" she said. It was embarrassing to me. At the end of everything, i voiced out delightful words. We are good friends now. U can say she friendzoned me, I don't care.

Jolllyjoy:
Dark skin girls will be like

yesss,correct man,dnt marry them.

Where do u fall? In mrcork's voice, r u light skinned? No offeinse.

Lalasticlalala, front page.

hungryboy:
aunty, you don't speak for us,
And she wasn't even telling you, cos last time i checked she didn't mention your username,


Mizquote,
Shun those haters make we yarn better thing,
Abeg na your motor you dey inside so?,
If the answer is yes,
Am single, broke and searching oh

Pvssy nigger.

Rone16:
21st century abeg.Agree that you'll alternate like this Sunday,you guys will attend yours and next Sunday,hers.Its a win-win

What if children comes in? Will they separate children too? They should tackle this issue before going into marriage.




@op, If you don't marry this lady in question, what will happen to you? U r making it seem like it's a must that you marry her.

So why are you telling us?

Lalasticlala, kindly CUM here.

So because your current boyfriend is deceiving u with an outdated red car and u r posing with it, another guy cannot toast you again? U r the silly one here.

What is fear? Fear is an unpleasant emotion caused by the threat of hurt, danger or pain.
Hmmm, fear is an emotion, fear is an emotion. How exactly do emotions come about? Your emotions - that is the way you feel about something is a product of your mind-set and your memory.
The way you see a matter, the way you see a person, the way you see a situation, your interpretation of anything; how you think it should be and how you think it could be can actually trigger off all sorts of emotions, including fear. Your various emotions is a product of your judgements.

Dear friend no human is born with any form of emotion including fear. Emotions are produced based on expectations, perceptions and mind sets and these are a function of your judgement.
Every baby was taught judgement by its environment, experience and those who raised it. Some times when a toddler keeps attempting to touch a lantern or candle for instance, at times the care giver may allow that baby touch it and hurt, and from that experience the baby would learn to be afraid of fire. Dear friend, fear is learnt.

What we go through; the good, the bad, the ugly and the nasty shape our judgements of every matter based on how we feel during and after the experience. Consequently, the memory of that bad, ugly and nasty experience seem to threating us anytime we feel their might be a repeat of that experience. This threatening memory is what we call fear.

Also, information from our environment on bad, sad and very scary experiences create fear in us. These bad and scary information sit in our memory and contribute in threatening us anytime it appears we are about to face a similar experience to what we were told of or informed about.

In summary, our personal negative and awful experiences and the negative or sad information we take in, sit in our memory and threating us anytime, every time.

Fear, even according to the dictionary is a threat. It is nothing real, it's all in the mind, it's not a reality, it's just a feeling, what you fear doesn't really exist, you just feel so based on a memory not on reality.
A negative memory about a person or situation is triggered by anyone or any situation with resemblance to the one in your memory. That negative memory then triggers the emotion called fear.

Every fear is internal; an assumption and supposition of a possible outcome. It's the thinking that if it turned out bad for you or some other person in time past, it would turn out bad again.
Every fear is a suggestion, it's not a matter of fact; it's a matter of thought – it's not for real, it's how you see it not how it really is, and unfortunately you make decisions based on what you feel not what really is, and you consequently miss out on great possibilities.

I've had need to counsel too many young ladies who are very much afraid of marriage; they want to get married though, but are very afraid of it. Almost all of them tie their fear to how their fathers treated their mothers. According to them, if the way their fathers treated their mothers is the way their husbands- to-be will eventually treat them; they'll rather remain single.

Dear friend, do you realise most of the negative and bad things you do is borne out of fear? You tell lies due to fear of been discovered, you steal due to fear of being in lack, you scheme, plot, backbite and speak ill of others due to fear of losing your social relevance. You cheat out of fear of being left out.
Fear triggers your desperation for personal preservation. Nearly 80 percent of your choices and decisions today are prompted by the fear of something, they're not based on desire or purpose.

Dear friend, the fear of a life of lack and poverty is the reason why you're probably still enduring that very stressful employment and insensitive organisation.

Dear friends, fear is learnt, that's why its relative, what scares me don't scare many other people and what scares some people don't scare me. For example you can hardly catch me outside my home after 9pm. I don't like being outside at night, I'm not a night person. I fear being on the road at night.

Some other person wouldn't mind being out there all night long. Night and day makes no difference to them. On the other hand, I don't know what stage fright means, I can address the whole world at once if it's possible and you give me a microphone. I'm not afraid of stage or crowd no matter the number. Some other person may not be able to address a group of five persons, some can't even look a beautiful lady in the face and tell her he loves her; he'll be shaking all over. What we fear differs because fear is unique and not universal, the fear you learnt is different from the one I learnt, dear friend, your fear is learnt and the good news is you can unlearn it.

Dear friend, what you fear is not out there, it's all in your mind, hence the battle against your fear is a battle in your mind; your battle against fear is definitely not out there.
Fear can limit you, restrict you and frustrate your potential for greatness in life. Being afraid can keep you in perpetual poverty even if there are a million and one opportunities for you to make money. When you're afraid, you miss opportunities, advantages and promotions in life this is because life is designed to reward those who make attempt. Fear will keep you from trying and if you don't try, you can't possibly succeed.

Dear friend, there is so much you can do and achieve in life if you'll just let go of your fears. Think about it now, what exactly are you afraid of today? The worst thing that can happen to anyone in this life is death and guess what, death is guaranteed, we shall all die someday. However, it is wisdom and honourable to die trying to achieve greatness than live a long life attempting nothing and registering failure. The worth of your life is measured in quality not quantity. What is the glory in playing safe for a hundred years with nothing to show for it?

The greatest deception in life is that assumption that you can actually preserve and keep yourself and preserve your own life. Ladies and gentlemen, we die every night and wake up every morning; not by choice but by divine grace and God's mercy. So why do you think you can, by your own power, preserve your life?

Dear friend, this is definitely not a recommendation to become careless and care free with your life, it is a charge to be courageous and confident to do the right thing. You're probably afraid to try great things because you're afraid to fail again, but if you don't try again your life can never be great.
Courage dear friend is not the absence of fear, courage is going ahead to do that very same thing you fear. Courage is not that determination to do what you like, but the determination to do what is right. That my friend is the lifestyle of champions and great achievers.

Don't live a worthless, uneventful life of no positive impact and consequence. While you're still in this world, make your season and time worthwhile. Let this generation know you came, you saw and you conquered. Don't just make up the numbers and be another statistic, let your life count positively. Let mankind be glad you were born and let them be grateful for your life.

The greatest force against your success, purpose and destiny is this life of fear, the strongest antidote to fear is faith. What you believe eventually becomes your reality. As you think, so are you. Avoid negative people and discard negative information, delete negative memories and rewrite your memory with good and positive news, information and people.

When you absorb information about great things and great people and positive accomplishments; fear would disappear. Fear is contagious, avoid cowards. Associate with the strong, the bold and the courageous, courage is also contagious you know. Courage and faith are keys to success and greatness. Reject that spirit of fear but take on that spirit of courage, love and sound mind.

Fear makes you mentally numb and physically weak. A mind filled with fear is a sick mind. Heal it with positive believing, positive thinking and positive attitude. Dear friend, conquer your fears.

Source: http://muyiwaafolabi.com/blog/Frankly-Speaking-With-Muyiwa-Afolabi/TODAY-ON-FRANKLY-SPEAKING--FIGHTING-YOUR-FEARS1171.php

@op, have you started fvcking her?

Na this kain topic them dey like. If na one education thread now, them no go comment, s.tupid nairalanders.

jmaxjohn:
Lol. I am d techie nd nerd . I'm done giving u a walkthrough.
Follow d instructions I'm giving nw or nt, it's nt my problem.
These r d minimum system requirements for FIFA 15 if ur system r nt up to dez requirements, u'll get crappy graphics nd screw up ur PC's GPU which z nt my problem.

CPU: Intel Q6600 Core2 Quad @ 2.4Ghz
RAM: 4GB
GPU: ATI Radeon HD 5770, NVIDIA GTX 650
DX: 11
OS: Windows V/7/8/8.1 -64-bit
HDD: 15.0 GB
Anything higher will work quite well


Create a folder on ur PC. Copy all files from all CD's into dat folder nd run d setup.
Now if dat doesn't work since u r obviously nt using d official Disc, dats nt my problem coz games split into multiple discs hv d tendency to still search for d original disc during installation. Best thing z to download a zip file or a single RIP image file online nd enjoy (downloaded games from d ryt sources hv neva failed me).


And look for dat bloody readme text file in der.

Posted is a screenshot of a site called kickass torrent (kat.cr) wer i get most of my games from. As u can c, der z a special installation nd a crack to d game. If ur cd doesn't hav 1, sorry.

that's it, the setup is not installing. Displaying smtin like "smtin is not specified in sspxsrubbish like dat".


Call game experts.

Btw, now i know u r a guru yourself. Thought u were just one random dude using residual knowledge.

jmaxjohn:
Lol ok
Mind u, I've been using a pc since i was 7, baq wen der wer no laptops but Tower pc's, it's a shitty game i won't b able to install? Giving u d best walkthrough over d net since i didn't create d multiple installation dics nd dis z d tnx i get. If i was by u, I'll simply ask u to shutup nd go skip a rope while i play with d installation.
Lol. Bye bye. Trust me, u'll still do d same shii i mentioned. dats hw sure i am.

So how old are you now? U r using style to tell me that u r from a rich home, I hear u.


I know I will create folder and all of that. I've done it bt it's still not installing. Help me to tell ur friend who is a game expert. My mind says u have that friend who is a game expert.