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Education / Re: Federal Polytechnic Oko Anambra State Has Pulled Off From ASUP Strike by DEllaluv(f): 9:27am On Jul 03, 2014
Ebubeslym: LIES

Mr thomas,u skuln at oko?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I'm In Love With Cheryl1 by DEllaluv(f): 9:05am On Jul 03, 2014
Cheryl1 oya cm hlp a broda o


I no knw ds knd threads stl dey exist

Ifex,e fit una,carry go,oyibo+oyibo
Celebrities / Re: A Poor Man Shouldn’t Even Think Of Admiring My Picture -lizzy Gold by DEllaluv(f): 8:56am On Jul 03, 2014
JoeCutie: Emiisika m gi oo. Keduzi ebe ihapuru m gbafuo? grin

nna eh,okwa ikuku a buru mmadu na nl bu di cause
Education / Re: Federal Polytechnic Oko Anambra State Has Pulled Off From ASUP Strike by DEllaluv(f): 8:52am On Jul 03, 2014
JoeCutie: Wow! That's a great news. In that case, we could...? wink

grin
Nairaland / General / Re: [split] The Function Of Who Viewed Your Profile On NL by DEllaluv(f): 8:07am On Jul 03, 2014
Prefer,provision 4 'unlike'
Education / Re: Federal Polytechnic Oko Anambra State Has Pulled Off From ASUP Strike by DEllaluv(f): 8:02am On Jul 03, 2014
Quite true
Celebrities / Re: A Poor Man Shouldn’t Even Think Of Admiring My Picture -lizzy Gold by DEllaluv(f): 6:24pm On Jul 02, 2014
JoeCutie: Nne kedu nke n'eme? wink

onwero o
Celebrities / Re: A Poor Man Shouldn’t Even Think Of Admiring My Picture -lizzy Gold by DEllaluv(f): 2:03pm On Jul 02, 2014
JoeCutie: Omalicha m grin

wink


abeg op can we see pics of ds lizzy grl
Celebrities / Re: A Poor Man Shouldn’t Even Think Of Admiring My Picture -lizzy Gold by DEllaluv(f): 1:17pm On Jul 02, 2014
bykebyke:
Cheryl1... You are the Suarez of my heart..Bite me with your love grin grin grin

grin suarez don rili suffer

choi,nl get characters,Joecutie daalu 4 brngn me here

fruityjojo,u r a vry pretty grl #Nohomo o

As una don successfully change d topic to cheryl,fyn grl,make u shine ur eyes well well,wen d insults strts cmn in...buy iron heart
Family / Re: Would Be Brides; Come In, Let's Plan Together! by DEllaluv(f): 12:59pm On Jul 02, 2014
Ummmm,ddnt see any weddn pics,and updates.....d wind dt swept over nl blew dem away abi I shud stl sit back and enjoy(look 4ward to more)



Enjoyin ds thread
Family / Re: Never Make This Mistake As A Man Married To One Wife. by DEllaluv(f): 11:34am On Jul 02, 2014
grin

jezebel v 2.0
Family / Re: 16 Frighteningly Creepy Tins Kids Hv Said 2 Dia Babysitters (in Yankee O'course) by DEllaluv(f): 10:55am On Jul 02, 2014
Lol@Jesus baby

@topic,very very true,esp 4rm age 4 down
Celebrities / Re: SPOTTED: Willow Smith & Kylie Jenner Looking So Fashionable. See Photos! by DEllaluv(f): 11:44am On Jul 01, 2014
Willow used to be prettier sad
Literature / Re: The Sim Card... by DEllaluv(f): 11:39am On Jul 01, 2014
Oga come continue o

tnx a lot
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 11:28am On Jul 01, 2014
dammygoody: No you can't do that Ella....

my broda,whr I wan strt
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 6:55am On Jun 30, 2014
01emek: oboy the tin taya everybody oo,@D.Ella.lov just take hrt!

tnx
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 6:54am On Jun 30, 2014
kingphilip:
you are permitted to be speechless o but dont be writeles be writeful


if ntn is dne abt d loss,am afraid o,d story don waka lyk dt,dt 1 na end of discussion
Family / Re: 10 Ways Babies Are Smarter Than You Thought by DEllaluv(f): 10:33am On Jun 29, 2014
Nyc
Family / Re: Help To Wish My Lovely Boy Happy Birthday by DEllaluv(f): 9:55am On Jun 29, 2014
Happy bday cutie

such a cute kid

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Back!!! by DEllaluv(f): 7:28pm On Jun 28, 2014
kingphilip:
hope you had backups sha

sad none at all
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 12:18pm On Jun 28, 2014
Chai,rock n emeka am jst speechless
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 9:52am On Jun 28, 2014
Everywhr don dry pass desert,upon say e dry b4
Literature / Re: Loss File Of Literature Section. by DEllaluv(f): 9:48am On Jun 28, 2014
Wetin laziness dey cause,I jst wish I had backup 4 my story,nw I cnt even rmbr whr I stpd




but,dia s hope ba?
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Back!!! by DEllaluv(f): 9:40am On Jun 28, 2014
Good


but my story,my thread,dnt knw whr to strt
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 3:58pm On Jan 10, 2014
IKJ1000000: #following#..................good work guys !!!!!!!!!!!!!


tnx bro
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 3:57pm On Jan 10, 2014
Khemyte: I pity beryl wen ar gramma ll c wot she cooked

na international delicacy cheesy
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 12:57pm On Jan 10, 2014
Na sleep carry me ystday o,tnkGod say all d nonsense I type I no submit am,una for read greek tire
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 12:54pm On Jan 10, 2014
Sometimes we meet people at places we least expected to see them,more especially,people we are hiding from.

Ever since I received a hot chase from my 'darling husband',I avoided him like a plague.The look on my face was like that of someone who saw a ghost when I saw Edward inside the classroom I was told was gonna be my class.Worst of all,the teacher asked me to share the seat with him till a new sitting arrangement was effected.

There was no way a mouse would gladly sit with a cat,or a lamb with a lion.When the teacher gave the dreaded instruction I activated my deaf mode.The teacher thinking I didn't understand the Igbo she spoke switched to English.

'Ucheoma Beryl,go and sit at the back'

I kept moping at her like she was speaking Greek.I would have gladly jumped on the offer,because I so much loved back seats,but who would gladly venture into the valley of death?

The teacher seeing my reluctance,asked another girl to leave her seat and join Edward.I kept quiet till school was over,I also used the time to study the class and its members.

Immediately the bell for dismissal was rung,I felt a firm familiar grip on my hand.I needed no prophesy to know I was in a big mess,my body went cold immediately.

'Igbasigo?ejidego m gi taa(have you finished running?I've caught you today)

I opened my mouth to talk but no sound was forthcoming.Luckily,I got a saviour.

'Chimuanya',we both turned,answering at the same time,then gave eachother an 'are you crazy' look.

The girl who have been giving me smiles each time our gaze met inside the class approached us.

'Newcomer,so your name is Chimuanya'.

My tormentor released his grip on my hand at the realization.I apologised for the nick I gave him.We made up there and then and together we went to the assembly ground.

I trekked home with my newly found friends,spending many hours on the road.On getting home I was so famished,without bothering to change my uniform I rushed to the kitchen only to find dirty plates and pots on the sink,with the refridgerator securely locked.

The sight pushed me to tears but I fought it back,and headed to my granny's room.I found the door locked.Quietly I sat by the door and started shedding tears.After sometime,I got up,mucus and all and went to Papa's 'Obi'.I knocked and went in.

'Papa good afternoon,am hungry'.

'Your mother didn't keep anything for you?

'No'.He went inside and came out with a loaf of bread and a tin of butter.

'See,take the much you can finish,clean your face and stop crying,okay?

I nodded and set to work.When I had taken enough,I thanked him and happily went back to the house.Since my uniform was just my normal casual wear,I went straight to bed.

A pinch was used to wake me up,I got up wondering what kind of wicked grandma I have.In my anger I forgot to greet her.

'Chimuanya so we are now mates,you don't know how to greet again okwia?

'Mama good afternoon'

'Good afternoon by this time of the day,so you can't differentiate between afternoon and evening as old as you are?

'Mama good evening'

'Its now you know you'll greet after I have begged for it eh?

The anger was building real fast,my cool sleep was disturbed just for senseless ranting.I kept calling her names in my head though I interjected each with 'am sorry Jesus for insulting my elder',atleast that way God won't punish me.

'You are still standing there looking at me,c'mon go and wash up all those things in the kitchen,when you are through,come and call me to bring out pap from the freezer'.

I sluggishly walked to the kitchen,instead of washing the dishes,I started counting them.12spoons,5pots,6bowls,2knifes,8forks,10saucers.There was no way I was gonna wash all that,some were covered with dust indicating lack of use.I picked few and hid others at different parts of the kitchen.

'Mama asasigo m(I'm through)should I boil water that you'll use for the pap'.

'Shutup,who will make the pap for you,you are the one to do it'.

'I don't know how to make pap o,I don't know how to do it'.

'You'll learn to today'

With that she went to the kitchen,loosened her wrapper revealing bunches of keys tied safely to her waist.She selected a key and opened the freezer,which was filled with many things,both cooked and uncooked.Even a big container of juice.

I started thinking of how I was going to eat up all the goodies if thrown into the freezer.

'What are you smiling at?

I changed my facial expression immediately,'Nothing'.

I was told to defrost the pap and prepare it when it must have thawed.Since Mama refused to accept that preparing pap was new to me,I obeyed.When it thawed,and the water was already boiling,I used the hot water to dissolve the pap directly expecting it to coagulate.5minutes,10minutes,20minutes nothing happened.

'Chukwumuanya are you cooking stone? Mama shouted from her room.

Seeing that the pap was never going to thicken,I covered the plate well and carried it to the dining.When it was time for dinner,Mama opened the plate........
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 10:53pm On Jan 09, 2014
Omortolah: Whaaaaaat! I almost skipped this interesting story in the morning cos of the boring begining but thank God i stayed, i like it let it kip coming. Weldone sirs & mas


tank u ma
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 10:52pm On Jan 09, 2014
realsamxtra: Nice work Ella and Rock.

tnx sam
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 10:51pm On Jan 09, 2014
Tnx Oga mi

Lemme try typing
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 2:43pm On Jan 09, 2014
philtrum: you have now become a full time village geh, Abeg fight on time make them quick comot you for that school, you too sharp for that kind place.

ur head is dia


uhm,am nt at hme nw,wen I reach house I go try update

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