Heelehmornah: I missed dz from d very start and i'm like "Kilon shé mi??"[color=#990000][/color]

u stl came right on tym,bt d yoruba me no knw d meanin o

Tnx emeka,oli pee,madam d madam

Lekinz shey u don murder fowl finish 4 xmas,d spirit cm dey chase u na im u wan confess

gud mrnin y'all,oga mi welldone

Finally caught up

Stef I hp ur leg is completely healed nw

Living in the village wasn't rosy all the way.Sometimes that which we expect from strangers becomes the treatment we get from relations.

A week after my mum took my brothers back,school resumed.That week before resumption gave me an insight of what lay ahead of me.I saw the hidden part of my granny.

Early in the morning,I would be roused from my sweet early morning sleep,with a pinch that makes me think my ear would cut.I would be asked to brush and wash my face in preparation for morning mass.

Morning mass I never attended since birth because my family managed to attend sunday mass just to fulfill all righteousness.The bitter part was that I was to be awake 2hours before the mass.Awake doing nothing while my granny walks the length and breadth of the compound only to start preparing few minutes before the time.

The ritual of taking breakfast late was brought home.Just to make sure I ate at the stipulated time,she didn't go to her shop the whole week.

The 1st day of the deliberate starving,I thought she forgot that I was yet to eat.'Mama am hungry,my tummy has been very angry'

'It is not good to eat on time,your body will not work well with it,wait a little,you'll soon eat'she replied while concentrating on the poultry feed she was mixing.

Hopeful that I was gona eat soon like I was told,I started playing,but hours passed,no sign of food,she didn't even go near the kitchen.The riot going on in my tummy escalated at the discovery.I unconsciously let out a loud wail that got my grandpa running from his 'obi',even my grandma left what she was doing.

'Nne what is it,what happened?

'Talk to Papa,what is the matter?,Papa asked,with fear written all over his face.

The look on mama's face was a mixture of little fear and the kinda look that says,'let this not be some kind of joke'.

With a teary voice'My intestine cut,it is paining me'.

Papa was confused,so I made it clear I was very hungry and the soldiers inside my tummy cut my intestine.He just smiled and asked me to get up.How was a person with a cut intestine supposed to get up,that would make it fake.

I lay put and started crying afresh.Papa turning to grandma who was passive all the while said to her,'How come you are yet to feed this girl,its already past 5,you are well aware she is a growing child'.

Not showing any remorse'I just forgot to give her food an hour ago,she is no more a baby that eats anyhw'.

At that,I raised the pitch of my voice,'nwatakiri mechikene onu tupu ikpokota obodo nile ebe a'(this child,close your mouth before you attratc the whole town here).

Each word Mama uttered was like adding petrol to fire,I knew for sure I was gonna be beaten.

Papa left for his 'obi' and my eyes followed him.He went in and brought out a giant-sized tin of Ovaltine and Dano slim milk.I didnt wait for him to call me before I sprang up and sprinted to his 'Obi',like a fake blind beggar does when a car wants to jam him.

At the sight of the beverages,the girl with the issue of cut intestine got healed.I was asked to get a cup and prepare the amount I could finish.I filled the 'who send you' cup to the brim and drank it up,though I couldn't get up after the meal,I slept off there.

On the day of school resumption,Mama took me to the school owned by the church we attended,St Peter's primary school,because of how I answered the questions I was tested with brilliantly,I was promoted to primary four.Though not without being reminded several times by the headmaster that fighting in or outside the school premises attracted outright expulsion.

Would I be able to overcome the temptation?
Could I stay without fighting?

Foxy,read on,u'l soon get past d boring syd



Typing

Make una no vex o,once I eat I'l tryna update,sori abt ystday

Am gratefl to God

I cnt tnk me oga Rock enof,rili,wrds cnt express hw gratefl I am,make una hlp me tnk him

To all of u dt stuck to d story nt mindn dt one 'world' was lagging behind,tnx a lot to u all

Stef nwanne m,d oda Ify(miss),edgideon(hpe am correct),fony,Ade,kingz,oga chistar,madam speaker and many odas me oga must hv mentioned na una try pass


Came bak ystday,wl try and update b4 midnyt

All the new members,we welcm una,we r 1 big happy family

Am enjoyin ds

Sori d update s short,I ddnt stay long here

When someone does a bad thing,he is always alert,a little noise scares the wits out of the person.That was just how it was for me whenever we went to the playground.

One day,while we were playing,and I was keeping a good distance from my dear husband 'Edward',who his nick has stuck on the lips of the unsuspecting others.Vitalis drew him close in an attempt to whisper into his ear.Not waiting to know what he was told I stood up immediately in readiness for a marathon.My playmate surprised at my action asked what was wrong.

'Its Vita,he is telling this boy with a big head that I named him Edward because of his head'.

At that statement,many pairs of eyes stared in amazement,even vitalis.That was when I knew I exposed myself completely.Probably,it was somethingelse Vitalis was telling him.

My mind and legs went lame,it didn't occur to me that I should bail myself with my legs.It only crossed my mind when I was held by the boy but it was too late.Sandpapers could be termed smooth compared to the texture of his palm.I tried freeing myself to no avail.The fire burning in his eyes was enough to scare me,if I should waste more time,I was sure to feel the wrath of the gigantic head.

Since pinching him was like scratching his hand,the only weapon available were my teeth.Forgeting the threat of losing my teeth,I bit him hard.Just a bite was enough to set the prisoner free.I took to my heels,with my assailant pursuing like a mad dog.Well he was a mad dog,a bulldog,only that no dog could ever possess his kinda head.I ran with great speed till I reached home,then shut the gate and started panting heavily.Narrow escape.

I kept avoiding him till my mum came to take us home,I knew I was going to be safe,but my grandpa said I should stay back in the village.My grandmum gave many excuses but all her attempt to see that I went along with the others failed because Papa remained adamant,I was happy and sad at the same time.Well not really sad but scared because I knew that the evil I committed would haunt me

Luckily 4 me,I went to my mum's place,MTN dey full dia

am rili sori d way tns turned out to b,I hp to go bak hme soon,den I'l try my best to cover up

My oga at d top,u dey try pass well,stef dear am sori I dnt comment on ur thread anymre,u go understnd na

Mimi,husband of all Nl females I see u

lemme try and update


Is dia anyoda method to get MB on glo bounce if nt to just recharge

Opening my eyes,it became clear to me that I wasn't dreaming,maybe what was happening in my dreams was also happening in real life.I gently stood up and moved to the scene.My granny was already taking it out on the sales girl,who was holding the empty nylon bags like a thief and his loot.

Despite my stubbornness,I still possessed some amount of childhood innocence.Lying wasn't one of my specialty,I could always say the truth even in the face of trouble.I'd rather shut my mouth than lie.

Therefore,when I saw that somebody was being punished for my actions,I owned up immediately,'Mama,I ate these things'.

They were all startled because nobody saw me approach,'Bia Chimuanya,I've told you to stop walking on tiptoe,hovering like death'.

Hellbent on saying the truth,maybe I thought I would be praised for what I did,'Mama,I licked sweets,but don't tell mummy I chewed some,they were sweet eh,even the biscuits',I was foolish enough not to look at my granny's face,rather my attention was on the remaining packs.

Kpozaaaaa!everybody was startled,what happened?

Not until my ears started ringing,and my cheeks burning like hot coal was placed on it,did my brain process that I was slapped.

'My eyes o,my eyes o',whoever slapped me was going to pay for it.I covered my eyes that were closed tightly and kept on shouting at the top of my voice.My granny who was yet to get accustomed to the fact that I could act very well,held me.In her confusion,she tried blowing my eyes.How was blowing my eyes going to heal me.I cried more.

'Do you want to go home? In situations like this,delay could be dangerous.I went straight to the point,'I want biscuits'

A packet of biscuit was provided immediately.The blind regained her sight immediately.I tore the biscuits and settled on the ground to munch it.

'Get up,we are going home',smiling,I stood and lead the way.

On getting home Engr Aidan was seating dejectedly on the floor of the sitting room.The tv was screenless,with the wires shooting out,the dining table and everyother table inside the sittingroom were all loosened.

Grandma's mouth hung open at the sight.She moved her mouth in a chinese way before sounds were produced.I was always free with laughter,even when something serious was happening.When granny moved her lips that way,I remembered how we always practised that.

Not knowing what to do,she searched endlessly for her phone,the phone she was holding with her left hand.'Mama you are holding your phone,see your left hand',I helped.

Discovering her phone,she called my mum and asked her when school would be resuming.She asked her to come and take us home the following week because she wanted to travel.Turning to Aidan,she asked him to go and clean the poultry.The punishment was well aimed because it got to him.I decided to help out,'Mama,our teacher said that we get diseases by going into a dirty place'

I almost got the second slap for the day if not for my arms that I used to cover my face,it landed on my arms,very hot.

'Oya go with him,umu ekwensu(little devils),you'll not give me HBP,so my poultry is now a dirty place abi,when you were spoiling things for me you don't know you'll be punished'

'Mama its not your own,its my dad's own',that earned me more beatings.If only she knew the trouble she was invoking by beating me she wouldn't have done so,because the next day was spent at the hospital.

Few days later,I got Vitalis very angry and he promised to expose me to the boy I named Edward,just the thought of the boy's head sent cold shivers down my spine.The few times I saw him fight,his head was the weapon of mass destruction.Anywhere the head hits,blood flows

Yoruba/igbo?

If d guy want make im vex,na sharp sharp,banji fit elongate im neck na

Happy xmas y'all

oga rock u don chop meat 4gt us

Stef,no 4gt me o,d oda ify(terious)

Mimi u sef,dammy,ade,wiz,joan,kingz wey dey ghostmode,uthman,lekinz,edgideon(4gv me if am wrng)I hail una,if u dnt see ur name knw dt ur own na 1st its invisble and invincible

I wud hv updated lastnyt o,hmm,T much xcuses,my lil cousin seized my phn

opera mini and Uc browser I no knw whch 1 craze pass

I dey come,I neva read sef,make I charge hopefully in d nyt,mayb na 4 road I go update ds nyt,if dem no use banger burst my phn



I jst dey miss una wella

Saphire,the holy rock na sunday skul teacher wey dey write lesson note 4 im sunday skul pupils

stefikal: Someone give me an handkerchief,
d narration got me sad only to discover its based on a true life story..
Sorry abt ur dad KMJ, I know d feeling cos I lost my dad early dis year...It is well.

To even wish happy bday come dey do me sumhow now but life goes on...happy bday, may u live long to celebrate more, may ur kids,grandkids and family live to celebrate many more years with u and ur future wife...

Tnks 4 d update

exactly

Choi,I don laf tire,stef nwanne mmadu,I dey greet o

tnx a lot y'all,oga mi,u r wndafl

lekinz,tnx dearie

tnx a lot wizy,mimi

uthman u neva laf lyk madman,so u neva laf all d styles,if u disagree send pix wey u dey chill with ur psychiatric buddies

Rock u say Ella tell u wetin,if I 'cash' u eh

Dorcas don jam train,she go learn her lesson,she no graduate 4 skul of desperados she cme dey practice being desperate,I no pity am piakam,ife ocho ka o fuu

Wow,I saw many ppl viewing and I tld myself,'ds is a sign of fp',congrats nwanne m

No wahala

'Mama,Beryl poured hot water on a fowl today and it died'Aidan and Vitalis said together,like they were given a go by the choirmaster.One thing about Mama is that when she gets a report of something somebody has done bad,especially when its very bad,she won't hear the other side of the story unless she had dealt with the offender.It becomes worse when she is in a bad mood.

That was exactly what happened,she grabbed me immediately.I was paralysed,deaf and dumb.I was caught unawares,saying I was surprised would be a gross understatement because I was just about to greet Mama with my report when my brothers beat me to it.

Mama ordered for a cane,which she used to flog me mercilessly.I cried till I forgot every crying tone and style.The flogging affected my brain serioisly that I forgot to feign sickness.I sulked to sleep.

The next day,Mama said I was to follow her to the shop.Thinking that it was a way to appease me I started bragging of how I was gona sell everything at the shop.My brothers who were green with envy begged to join me but Mama refused.

I was expecting to see a small shop or at most,one big shop,but there were many shops.My grandma was a lover of variety,just like she had many pets at home,she sold many things;animals,clothes,beverages,stationeries and many other things.She occupied almost all the shops in the plaza,but had sales girls that managed them.I was very grateful to God when she entered the provision store.I wonder what I would have done had it been she stayed in the shop with animals.

As time went by I got tired of going through the items on display.The worms in my stomach started reminding me that the time for their breakfast has come and gone.Throwing caution to the winds,'Mama,I want to eat,aguu n'agu m'(am hungry).To hell with courtesy,afterall,my mum wasn't there.

I was expecting apologies and excuses for delaying my breakfast,but what I got was shocking'the time for food hasn't reached'.Tears started gathering immediately.Looking at me,'O gini!(what!)she shouted.That was it,she pressed the play button,The dam was unlocked,instead of trying to coo me,she hissed and went back to what she was doing.

Like a possessed humanbeing,I threw myself on the floor,wailing and rolling.Some of the customers kept staring at me in bewilderment.When Mama saw that I was bent on rolling to every corner of the shop,she asked her girl to pick me up.

'Nne,stop crying,you'll use up your strength because we eat here by 4pm,dnt cry again,inugo?

It was as if the worms also heard the info,my tummy started rumbling like thunder,I didnt know whether to start crying again,or to be angry.

Resigning to my fate,I started moving about the shop once more.In the course of my patrol,I saw sweets.Moving further,I saw biscuits and bread.There was no point moving further when I had discovered treasures.Making sure that I wasn't watched,I started with the sweets as the appetizer,licking was taking time so I started chewing.Tired of sweets,I moved over to biscuits.

When I had taken enough,I packed the waste back to the shelf,cleaned my mouth with the hem of my gown,then moved back to mama'Mama I want to drink water'.Without a waste of time,she handed a bottle of water to me.After drinking up the whole content,my stomach became too heavy for me,I sat down and slept off.

'Which thief entered here!,'I said who ate all these',Liar! I kept hearing in my dream

Uduak come na

Stef ife oyi na-eme mmadu ebe a bu 30,small london,I jst dress lyk eskimo

Mimi u no dey fear gun,nekwa gi nekwa onwu

Oga mi,Rock,I laf sotey I fall 4rm bed

.

Mehn,d way I feel nw is so so inexplicable,I fl so loved

2mr I must try,must,to update,abi na 2day,wen Day break

I so much love y'all

wat of Ade,whr im go

stefikal:

I was thinking d same tin ooo...dz Banji boy ehn...he be lyk say u go need to drink brain tonic...

Which kind tin be dis naa?

brain tonic it is o

whch kain thng b ds kwanu,cnt he tk d cheque in wt a book,abi dem no dey cari book enta d lib

Nsogbu adiro

Dhortunn:

Oh...dearie, where have you been? I've been looking all over the place for you.

u leave us waka nau,hp u r rili bak ds tym arnd

KingzPen: Can't stop Laffing... Boss, your writing style inspires me alot... Loving it...

I remain Loyal Ma...

na so we go dey here,look who's talking,U shud jst strt makn money wt motivational tlks cos u r so gud at motivating ppl

Bless u too kingz

mayb God wan punish banji 4 tapping current 4rm madam bdy,im come make im tongue to dey run lyk tap,ur tongue don kill u

True tlk,FP shud cme chasing u(pants down)

stef my gudmrnin na update o