Gud mrnin everybdy,happy harmattan(uguru)

emmm sori 4 d vry short update,its cos of d phn I used

philtrum: which kayn late comer I be sef...... sorry no be my fault Nah go slow hold me for mile12.....Beryl TV u go dey fight for village .......all those girls wey don chop akpu die.. ....BTW I Neva get seat to sidown n I no see any babe here sef. Ella find me a sit plzzzzzzz.

Emma my sake *Trouble knows you by name* trust me.

UAM boy I see you for front o.

#NiceCollabo guys. I'm loving the Duo

wlcm phil,dia s a seat beside Adegwu

Initially I thought it was part of the game,maybe the game changes when a new person joins.I went to collect the ball from her.smiling innocently,I reached for the ball,but I got a slap.

When some people slap you,you'll get to understand that there are classes of slap.Some slaps are just like brushing off something from a person's cheek,while some comes with fire,that tends to burn your cheek,or even your whole face.Then there is this slap that is quite generous,it shares its sting to the eyes,nose and cheek.

Moreso,an unexpected slap is more painful than an expected one.That was my case,I got an unexpected generous slap.

'Anuofia'(wild animal),she shouted hatefully.Slapping me wasn't enough she had to curse me too.That was unbearable.

I hated being cursed,even when my mum curses me,I normally feel like waving a magic wand and turning her to my mate then beat her up and return her to my normal size.But here I was humiliated by my own agemate..

Still holding my cheek,the rate at which I was getting enraged continued increasing.The girl thinking that I was scared to retaliate threw the ball away so as to beat me up very well.She must have been jubiliating in her heart that she was gona show an ajebo pepper.....

3Dimension: Its getting much more interesting.....jimmy must be from kuvuki land. To hv taught of such method... He should be shot if he survives he should be shot again.

Lol I'll tel Mr Bones 4 u

u can write,keep it up

KingzPen: Out of the little peanut I have, I would like to share with three of my readers... Itz my little way of saying Thank You and Merry Christmas, so questions would be coming up before Christmas. First three readers gets it...


Love Y'all... Me Dey Already In The Christmas Mood Ooooo...

Hmm

TnkGod it was Ethel

Caught in d act

U r rili trying

Jeez

Tnx buoye

Rock has bn vry busy,he'l tryna update soon

Tnx Dammy,rock s stl busy

Ego di

This nyc story

Ryt 4rm 'uam boy'I've always wanted amaka to be punished

stefikal:

dis ur teeth white wella ooo, u sure say no b Beryl toothpast u use

chai,I don laf fall 4rm on top bed

KingzPen: Looooooool... Me sef join u smile... I don leave d guy for The Super Moderator, God Almighty... Loooool... Thankz so much... Am so humbled...

mehn,I lyk u,d way u behave atyms,u r rili a model

adegwurulez:
went to one meeting like that

I don dey fear u o,#covers my head with a bible#

KingzPen: Always feeling Ella... *bows for you ma'am*

you,na boss

Kingz eh,see as I dey smile lyk mumu,tnx 4 d dedication d boss

ehee,wat r u gona do abt d ahmed,shey u'l contact the mods

lekinz: Yawns....

y nau

01emek: We go still hit front page very soon...keep it coming guxs

amen

buoye1: Ella u don drop 2 update,where Rock dey now?

he dey come

buoye1: Nna...odukwa very dangerous oo!as 4 boy u wanted sampling his head,Na headmaster nw

ezigbote headmaster o

It was like I was in dreamland,Vitalis was sleeping soundly beside me.I started wondering when Vitalis started sharing my bed.Then it slowly dawned on me,I wasn't at home,we were in the village.I even forgot how we got to the village.

I knelt down by the bed,said the 'Jesus I love you',three times.Went into the bathroom,no toothbrush or paste,I washed my face grateful that atleast the work of brushing have been eliminated.

On stepping outside I had a clearer view of the compound.It was interlocked,and large,far more larger than ours,there were three other houses,2 bungalows and a storey building.

I started strolling,I wanted to be accustomed to the environment and also be the 1st to see the whole compound before my siblings woke up.A section of the compound was a mini zoo.

There were three dogs-two German shepherds,and one multi whatever its called,or simply put 1 bingo,or better still Ekuke,nine goats-2 billy goats,3 nannies,4 kids,3sheep,then at the extreme end was a poultry.Still admiring the arrangement the Ekuke started barking at me.

Its noise,attracted the attention of my family,who came over to the place saying they've been looking for me.Aidan who loved dogs so much started playing with the two bigger dogs.

The ekuke,probably out of jealousy almost bit Aidan,if not for the cage.We went inside,brushed and ate.My mum who was already set to go back called us together and advised us,she kept reminding us not to accept gifts from anybody.We bade her farewell,and Vitalis started crying,my granny chided him saying big boys don't cry,that I was the person who was expected to cry.

'Cry ke,mummy do fast and go biko,let me have the chance to check the neighbourhood',I said to myself.

My mum entered the car,as she was about to turn the ignition,she stopped like she remembered something,with a mean face'Beryl Chimuanya,I don't want to hear that you fought'.

Mama took it upon herself to vouch for me,'nwunye m,she is quiet,she won't fight'.If only she knew who I really was,she would have asked my mum the type of cane my body listens to.

Later,some kids,which my grandma said were our relations came and asked us to follow them to the stream.My grandma initially refused but when Pap came out and saw my clouded face and the heavy rain that was threatening to fall,he asked us to go,though he warned us to be careful.

We followed a bushpath to the stream,the walk down the stream was fun,the weather was cool,we reached the stream and saw many people swimming,there were taps where people lined up to fill their containers.

I took off to the direction where I saw people swimming,many stopped on seeing me,they were mostly on the same age bracket with me.

There were a group of boys and girls with a girl at the centre,they were playing with a ball.I went near them with the intention of joining them,they also stopped playing and started whispering,'onye ocha'.

I immediately stripped to my panties and singlet and jumped into the water,the ball was thrown to me but the girl who was the centre of attraction caught it and held it behind her back

My grandmum who was simply called mama,set to work immediately.Within few minutes 'Abacha'(tapioca or african salad) was ready,I so much loved taking tapioca and smoked fish,and the aroma from it wasn't helping matters.The sleeping worms in my tummy all woke up to herald the arrival of the delicacy because it wasn't everytime they come across 'abacha'.

It took me great strongwill and fear of my mum not to jump on the food without being asked to.After all the unnecessary waste of time my mum asked us to start eating.I burst into tears when I saw that I was to share with Vitalis.I was crying more for the fact that Vitalis doesn't chew any food he likes before swallowing,coupled with the fact that the food won't even be enough for just him,talk more of when its shared.

Mama gave me her own 'Abacha' saying she would prepare her own.While we were eating,Papa came back from the meeting,after exchanging greetings with us,he went to the next compound and bought palmwine.(Original 'nkwu enu').There is no better drink for washing down'Abacha' than 'nkwu enu'.I was asked to sip just a little because the palmwine wasn't diluted,I agreed saying to myself'let me get the cup in my mouth 1st,then we'll know the amount I'l drink.

The mistake my grandpa made was to fill a cup with palmwine and handing it over to me to sip and pass to my brothers.I collected the filled cup,then placed it firmly on my lips and set to finish the whole content.Vitalis who saw what was happening made to collect the cup from me,but it was like my hands and lips were glued to the cup.

Not minding the beatings I was getting,I held on firmly to the cup like my whole life depended on it.When I had licked the last drop,I gently brought the cup down with a glint in my eyes.I scanned the different pairs of eyes staring at me,only 1 pair wasn't burning with rage,my grandpa's.Smiling I handed the cup to him,he patted my head lovingly 'O nne m ka I bu'(you are my mother.

He went ahead to tell my siblings that they should forgive me,saying I was a replica of his mother.While the drink was still shared,I drifted into a dreamless sleep.

I woke up the next morning with a splitting headache.

No b only stiff fingers,cold b lyk we dey Thailand

adegwurulez: i no fear joor, anybody wey fit face rock head fit face any head for dis world

u neva slp,u sure say na rock head im be

Stef stef,dey dia dey punish sandra dey call am poor girl

Awww

princesa:

the dude is in love, that's according to ms spaqs

na wa o