₦airaland Forum

ekeday:
Your tall make sense sure g. Tank

Welcome bro. Na man you be

UjuJoan2:
I’ve seen your profile jare. I thought you were someone I knew from way back.

Please talk anything you want to talk here, I don’t do PM’s. Plus I don’t even have access to that email anymore.

Just so you know, I’ve been married for over 10years now, so I’m not the wife you are looking for. Loll.

lol. No wahala. Me just Dey ask simple question, but as 9ja babe wey you be, you must let me know say you be grandmama. So people wey don marry nor dey send PM’s or chat privately abi ? Wahala nor dey jare since you don even rush go check my profile . I am not the guy from way back then . HML !!!! Take care ma .

UjuJoan2:
Like I said, I understand exactly what you are talking about. But better to spread love than hate. The world is bad enough, don’t you think?

Please identify yourself

hmmmm. It’s not hate now. It’s an advice . I prefer it when someone is being blunt. The truth is that that guy can still work in the entertainment industry, but definitely not as a comedian. He can tilt towards other people like AY Makun that are not necessarily funny, but still make money off entertainment.


It was just an unbiased criticism to make him better, No cap. That said, make I focus on the one wey consine me jare. My email : deltabachelor@gmail.com . Everything you need to know about me is on that email . That’s my identity. Oga come parlour make we discuss. I dey wait you inside

UjuJoan2:
This is not Niceeee!

I understand the videos are not perfect, but he can always get better!

Uju darling . Nne let’s call a spade a spade jare. You sef check the video na. For the Buhari regime, the video go even Dey make us vex sef instead of the opposite. Meanwhile can we talk in private ?

Andypamii:
Good evening nairaalanders,
I'm currently a Corp member serving in Lagos state I am urgently looking for a PPA(primary place of Assignment) where i can get a request letter to take to the NYSC secretariat.
I studied Insurance.

Preffered Location: ALIMOSHO LGA OR AGEGE LGA

Please if anyone has any leads, please kindly reach me through the number on my signature.

I am having a start up company oooooo. If you would be kind to help me grow it by partnering with me on marketing, I would be grateful. I stay around Igando axis. Are you male or female ? Let me know if you are interested. Thanks

Guy comedy nor be your thing. Nor vex. Just use the time wey you waste take do another thing. These ones dem dry pass panla wey them bring from maiduguri

BKsoul:
Imo

Hmmmm . That’s cool. Are you based in Lag ?

BKsoul:
Yes

Ok dear. From which state ?

BKsoul:
Dalu.... I appreciate.

Hmmmm. Are you Igbo ?

BKsoul:
Yes.... He went for a return surgery...am heartbroken...

So sorry dear. May God Almighty grant you and your family the fortitude to bear this great loss. Amen

BKsoul:
Am disorganized, lost my elder brother.... He died very early today,,, am weak... Almighty God come through for me and my family....

Hello. So sorry for your loss dear. Please take heart. Was he sick ?

Yomi4reel:
The pregnant woman was caught unknowingly while the man recorded their conversation.





The man was disappointed when he caught his wife talking to her ex-boyfriend that he missed him and what did he want to give her.

His wife defended herself that she was doing the right it and her husband should not interrupt her and she has every right to talk to him and anybody she felt that she wants to call.

If the man collected the phone, she will police to arrest him and he will regret his action and he should control his emotion.

Watch the video here:https://wahalablog.com/pregnant-woman-caught-by-her-husband-talking-to-her-ex-boyfriend-that-she-missed-him/

Which Language be that ? Them be like Warri people wey dey another country oooooo

BirtherOfKings:
wen u say Christian or Muslim, I know say the person is not serious

Hi. Where in Lag do you stay ?

magnificientzaz:
My birthday mate

Same here too. Wow !!!!

Divoc19:
@
Lilsameey
Delta bachelor
Moi Divoc19
Na we get the thread all thanks to Expresswriter

hahahaha. Bad pikin. See as you come hijack another person thread. You better find babe give that chap ooooo. I nor wan hear stories that touches the heart later

Lilsameey:
,...Why nah,..why nah,..I no need that kind reshaping.,..make una comot 30yrs from my life span abi,..but I dey hustle mode this year,..and e don dey reshape my face....am beginning to have this face,..most people are scared because I frown a lot now if I go out... ,.anybody that sees me must stare nih sha,..nah why I dey frown face now,..look me and I go give you that nightmare look ,..e no easy to make money ooo..Chaiii

lol. The hustle na still part of the training. E go pure one day. Keep the hope alive mate. Cheers !!!!

Divoc19:
I mailed you. Check.

Forget Nairaland posters most times o.
They are mostly delusional when it comes to the reality of life in Nigeria. Just because anybody can create a thread doesn't make them real.
We still have good people and good things around us.

That’s so true ma’am. I have replied . I also believe we have good things around us. Hopefully, you are one of them, ‘cause heaven knows I need good good tidings at this point in time.

Cheers !!!!

Lilsameey:
,..no be me ooo,..for where,...I am trying to achieve that rugged face though,..I am naturally fit already, very athletic, just need little or no fitness exercise to stay in shape sometimes, am slim though...

If you want rugged face and you Dey Lagos, we fit drill you small for barracks. When you stand with your head for like 3 hours, na two things fit happen. It’s either all the blood go straight to your head and give you a bicycle-seat head or all the veins for your face go come out making you a ruggedy Baba

Divoc19:
You no win anything.
That background check spoilt everything.
Na you for first mail me

hahahaha. It wasn’t part of the deal jor. The challenge na who go first mail. Although you still never do am sha but my number of followers and PM’ers just Dey increase like Messi Instagram page

The thing be like juju ooooo. So fine babes dey this Nairaland like this. I think say Misogynists and Feminist full am ooooo

Sometimes e dey be like say na battle for supremacy between Redpillers ( self acclaimed correct guys ) and Bluepillers ( self -acclaimed independent feminists ). The sharp ones inside them just Dey “ cash-out” on a low

Divoc19:
I will go first now but the levels has changed, he already knows am taken

lol. All-in-all sha, na me still win.

Although this very patient dog fit nor even see biscuit bone chop sef as another man don buy everything

Lilsameey:
,..iron pant.. ,..I no fit open my yansh for anybody,...Eeeehn,...for where,..make them scatter my rectum,..chaiiii,..I still wonder till today,..wetin Dem dey enjoy for that stuff, but I no wan know ooo ,.I go avoid those places you talk oooo,...but they are now rampant this days,.. ,..both online and offline,..chaiiiii...women don dey see competitors oooo,...see this one wey I see for Facebook...

lol. You sure say nor be you be that ? Mr fine face like woman own. If woman face fine, na the front dey suffer am oooooo. If man own too fine, na the back go suffer am. But if man face rugged come fine small with masculine features like chiseled jaw line, fluffy beards and thick eye brows with a V- shaped waistline, 6 packs and athletic legs, chai the front must enjoy tire

Divoc19:
Lol, that's good news.
Am not among yet I'll be the fourth person to mail you now

lol. Na now wey I don know say you be person mama you wan mail me ba ?

Lilsameey:
...Nah whining jhare,..so are you guys going to proceed or not.. ,..why can't you go first?

Na person wife and mama you want make I enter ba ? O wrong naw !

Lilsameey:
,...You don finish me, ,..I no fit barb skodo ooo,..las las nah low cut wey no too low,.ah go come do waves.,.,dats okay too,.. ,..but I to resemble woman,..I swear,..I don tire,..

Chai !!!!


R.I.P to your yansh brother . Please if you nor wan dey wear pampers for the rest of your life and you are in Lagos, avoid places like Festac, VGC, Ikeja and Yaba . If you must go there, try wear Iron pant wey get very strong padlock ooooo

Divoc19:
Now you have catch me finish . 3 kids to be precise c/o Nairaland, I want in delve into marriage counselling self...but you dug too fast your blood must be very hot.
I wish you good street smartness, experience and all luck ahead

lol. Thanks. I wish you the very best as well. This little conversation don even make like 3 people send me PM now now sef. Abi you follow dey among ?

If you nor dey, that’s too bad ooooo, but you open road for me sha, so no lele

Cheers !!!!

Divoc19:
I will like to be the Mohammed here
Use your second moniker. I won't tell

Expresswriter is learning from our chats here

2nd option won't even lead to regrets because I don't even know what am missing

Hahahaha. Bad girl. Now I can confidently say I have met my match. Kudos dear, nor be every babe dey fit yarn like this. It must have taken years of street smartness, experience and all. I did a little digging and saw that you’re married even with a daughter sef. In that case, no need to dey waste my lingo, pick up lines and toasting vibes for here jare. You are taken already, so make I find another person wey go replace you

BTW, Expresswriter nor mind that babe jare. The perfect person for you go locate you. Nor be every man go sabi toast woman na

I nor get 2nd moniker oooooo. Na when I don marry I wan get. I go change this one to “ Deltahusband” so that babes here go know say I don dey taken . As per the 2nd option, why you talk say e nor go lead to regrets ? You want to cheat on your Oga with me abi ? I go report you to Oga

Because you talk for one of your thread say you convert to Muslim, you wan claim to be the Moh here abi ? You better change yourself into a mountain and load yourself inside Uber to my place right now

Lilsameey:
,....Nah whining I dey do ooo,...but are you sure you are more handsome,...if I plait my hair and dress up as a lady,..walai, you go toast me,. ,. But I understand una game,...

lol. I understand boss. Na whining me sef Dey so. Although, I nor understand this plaiting of your hair thing ooooo. Na Gorimapa ( Kodos) I dey barb because I dey bald, and according to science, we bald men pack testosterone full body wey dey magnet women like chewing gum . If the skodos come go with goatee or better beard gang, you go just notice say them go dey drool with ecstasy ;, particularly when you come go be TDH guy with a perfect and sarcastic sense of humor. You know say woman dey like wetin dem hear pass wetin dem see. I go win you for that one be that. Before them go see your effeminate baby face sef, I go don off pata tey tey .

Kingsean:
very true sha

Na so Baba. Nothing sweet pass after you and your woman ( Wife of Gf ) don quarrel finish, una come do make-up sex. Choi ! E go just be like say una just Dey meet for the first time , especially after una Dey cuddle come Dey reason how una go take better una lives.

That kind plan, even juju nor fit stop am

Lilsameey:
,..Imagine, one ugly man and one ugly woman doing shakara for each other......two of una dey fear to unveil what is behind una monikers...

hahaha. First off lad, if you read my comments, you go know say I nor too send physical appearance. I see myself more as a Sapio- sexual. That being said, I also believe that being attractive is subjective. Wetin Mr A fit find attractive , Mr B go call am ugly. Still on the matter sha, e sure me say you nor fine reach me. I nor mean to brag but na you cause am. Me and her Dey play one game…. The waiting game. We wan see who go first ‘fo’ . I just Dey laugh her face cause she Dey claim Queen. Instead of her to make her move now and claim her King, she wan Dey follow me rub shoulder. Na Joker she go end up with las las for this card game

Divoc19:
We're still getting to knowing ourselves
I can wait impatiently forever don't you think that is possible? I also like men that show principles but still have soft spot.
Careful, don't make me hit that spot

You nor fit hit any spot. I nor get any mumu button ooooo and yes no one can wait “impatiently” forever. I guess that was what brought about the saying that if a certain Moh doesn’t go the mountain, the mountain will go to him. Whichever one happens first, it’s still a win-win situation. This your stubbornness don make us derail the thread of somebody wey dey find love. You better send a PM to Expresswriter ooooo. Na him need am pass me

Nor be only wait impatiently forever…. Na 2 things fit happen. It’s either you discard any notion or belief you have had before of the guy chatting you up first and do the needful, or you take the 2nd option of letting go but regretting your actions everyday. Nor be every babe wey dey relationship now dey with their first choice oooooo. Some Dey vex inside relationships and marriages like this.


Na wetin you want make this your small ego cause for you be that

Divoc19:
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Make I follow your trail ? I laugh in Swahili . I be like cock wey dey follow bread crumbs until him enter pot of soup abi ? . Madam, you go get white bia bia if na that one you want oooo. I don express my interest the first time and you show yourself as normal 9ja babe wey you be na. You went on the defensive. Make me too defend now. Go buy all the strikers wey dey this world like Messi, Neymar , Mbappe and Lukaku and maybe I fit allow you score one goal to my heart

Kingsean:
yeye guy. see ya head. you sure say u no dey find the special one to bleep? turn those ones you were bleeping into special ones. build them to your taste

lol. Bro I nor be Arsenal Wenger oooooo. Na manager I be not coach. How I go build someone to my taste ? Na me born am ? I nor be Academy coach abeg. Before you go build someone to your taste, them go show you potential at least. All those Yamaha and tiger wey I dey talk about na just Big fuel tank and Big Capacitor them get ( hope you understand ? ) Them nor get better engine ( brain ) . I like big tank and capacitor with high voltage ooooo, but na engine sure pass, na the brain go stand the test of time, so if she carry front and back without opolo, na to park and go ooooo. I nor wan spend the rest of my life with somebody wey be say na only to bleep and raise kids we go dey do. No intellectual conversation, educative arguments and bantering.