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Family / Re: We Quarrel Because Of Sex by Deluxe16(m): 7:47am On Sep 11, 2021
emmyN:


This is why I advise men to go back the way of our fathers and have second and third wives. This monopoly or monogamy is not for our african women. They were raised to be in competition with their fellow wives, so once that is absent in the marriage, they hold you by the balls and you start "managing", and hearing ridiculous statements like sex shouldn't be your problem after nine years.


Add me as a contact on WhatsApp. https:///qr/BGBBDCXO3I2BD1
You said she is a good woman yet she doesn't make you feel desired angry
Investment / 1000 Worth Of BTC For Sale. by Deluxe16(m): 4:28pm On May 03, 2021
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Romance / Re: Did She Use Juju On Me??? ??? by Deluxe16(m): 6:20pm On Mar 23, 2021
Wahala be like swimming pool.
Abbi you no wan wise up!!! OYO for you. make the Men give you better response.

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Romance / Re: Why Is This Word Censored On Nairaland? by Deluxe16(m): 3:31pm On Feb 23, 2021
sunshineV:
Nairaland
modified: oh shit...shit is real
Nairaland
Phones / Re: sold by Deluxe16(m): 3:04pm On Nov 30, 2020
seyicodes:
my location is Ebute Metta. Just call me on 08 02 22 89 0 2 9 and sorry baba it's 30k las sir

Sadly I'm in Owo, Ondo State.
is waybill an option?
Phones / Re: sold by Deluxe16(m): 1:40pm On Nov 30, 2020
I'm interested in this item, whats your location? We can chat on whatsapp if you don't mind.
Romance / Re: How To Format Your Text On NL. by Deluxe16(m): 3:14pm On Aug 19, 2020
Deluxe16 .
Romance / Re: My Pvssy Burns My Boyfriend’s D!ck Most Times – Lady Says by Deluxe16(m): 10:10pm On Aug 09, 2020
Call firefighters before you dig in. Lobatan!!!

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Education / Message Removed by Deluxe16(m): 3:41pm On Aug 07, 2020
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Phones / Re: BEST PHOTO EDIT YOU'D FIND ON NAIRALAND by Deluxe16(m): 5:02pm On Aug 06, 2020
I have the app and I can't use it well like you do. Tutorial or tips won't be so bad #@mesachmartins
Waiting for your reply..

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Romance / What Was Your Funniest/most Stupid Answer To A Question In School. by Deluxe16(m): 9:25pm On Aug 04, 2020
I was reading through a thread in another section. I came across the phrase or word "eaves-dropping" and immediately my mind ran back to the days when we read novels.
note: I am fond of reading novels, verily I have read many Novels and it has helped to build my grammar over the years.
Without me distressing, in SS1, in a biology class, wasn't reading novel on this day rather my chemistry note because we had chemistry test the next period. i wasn't concentrating on what was being discussed in the class but I thought I over heard them saying Pepper, Ginger, Garlic, Onions. The teacher had been looking at me for a while and had noticed that this boy's mind is elsewhere. so He asked me to name a spicy crops, Brethren Lo and behold. I don't know what came over me and I don't know what I was thinking, to my dismay and to my surprise I said "MAGGI". The whole class laughed at me and I was disappointed in myself. but I thought they were mentioning things for stew or soup.


And the test I had 7/20.
Share Yours and keep it rolling
Romance / Re: She Is Forming Good Girl Where As She Is Loose. by Deluxe16(m): 4:18pm On Jul 21, 2020
AskProf:


Do you really mean you wanted to pay 25,000 for it?

My guy abeg how much be TDB with Olosho?
Some people spend money with so much audaciousness.
Toto can mumu some people ehn.
nitori olorun...25K just to Dobo

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Romance / Wetin Dorothy Carry? BBNAIJA5 by Deluxe16(m): 11:18pm On Jul 19, 2020
Omo wetin Dorothy carry for chest like this? ����
Opor opor, por por por BBNAIJA5
Health / Message removed by Deluxe16(m): 7:00pm On Jul 16, 2020
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Romance / Re: What Is Your Reply To This Picture? For Ladies. by Deluxe16(m): 4:52pm On Jul 15, 2020
ZINIBANKS:
When they guarantee us long life Why then do we still die before them They have nothing to say only thing they offer is their kpekus
One crate of beer for this Man abeg.
Romance / Re: Why Are Only Men Having The Bad Affect Of Masturbating? by Deluxe16(m): 6:46am On Jul 14, 2020
Olomi Lo ma Re. some guys engage in it and cum severally. Na blood they Dey use ooo. If you lose blood and bodily fluids daily won't it affect you? I'm just passing by.....

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Reply To This Picture? For Ladies. by Deluxe16(m): 8:07pm On Jul 13, 2020
Bola146:
Transparency, happiness and long life cheesy

Even mothers can't guarantee their children long life. abii are you God's mother?

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Romance / Re: Top Ten Most Educated Presidents In Africa, What Number Is Your Countrys' by Deluxe16(m): 8:05pm On Jul 13, 2020
Kemimarch16:
What of Jonathan
Is Jonathan still the current president? ��
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Head Job Or She Will Quit The Relationship by Deluxe16(m): 12:02pm On Jul 07, 2020
fuckingAyaya:
It's against ur ethics to do that? Give me her number it's not against my ethics to do it

What are brothers for if not for helping others.

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Romance / Re: Can The Second Round Of Sex Impregnate A Woman by Deluxe16(m): 11:01pm On Jul 04, 2020
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leokid866:
Boss you have nothing to fear....if it's the first or third round you should be worried but a second round release is basically calmed milk.....you have nothing to fear.... grin
leokid866:
Boss you have nothing to fear....if it's the first or third round you should be worried but a second round release is basically calmed milk.....you have nothing to fear.... grin


Your wickedness no be here ooo.
I Hail thee

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Romance / Re: Guys Have You Ever Regretted Not Telling A Girl, You Have Feeling For Her? by Deluxe16(m): 10:08pm On Jul 03, 2020
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It didnt end after grad. She called me twice and i never returned the call not because i was a snub, but because i was a complete Raj Koothrapali when it comes to this lady. I wished i could cut open my brain at such instances and introduce electric sparks to jump start my cerebullum because the region responsible for speech just freezes without warning.[/quote]
she rendered you catatonic.
Raj koothrapali takes alcohol to speak to ladies. You should have done likewise. [quote
It didnt end after grad. She called me twice and i never returned the call not because i was a snub, but because i was a complete Raj Koothrapali when it comes to this lady. I wished i could cut open my brain at such instances and introduce electric sparks to jump start my cerebullum because the region responsible for speech just freezes without warning.[/quote]
she rendered you catatonic.
Raj koothrapali takes alcohol to speak to ladies. You should have done likewise. [quote
It didnt end after grad. She called me twice and i never returned the call not because i was a snub, but because i was a complete Raj Koothrapali when it comes to this lady. I wished i could cut open my brain at such instances and introduce electric sparks to jump start my cerebullum because the region responsible for speech just freezes without warning.[/quote]
she rendered you catatonic.
Raj koothrapali takes alcohol to speak to ladies. You should have done likewise.
Politics / Re: Lagos Gives Updates On Resumption Of Schools, Churches, Mosques & Event Centres by Deluxe16(m): 9:25pm On Jul 03, 2020
LosC:
Alright.



For students in tertiary institutions, the Governor said “they’ll continue to enjoy their online academic activities”, until the state takes a decision on physical resumption.


grin cheesy which online class?
if you ask me, na who I go ask?
The matter sef tire me.
Romance / Re: How Can I Politely Tell My Girlfriend That Are Pussy Stinks During Doggy. by Deluxe16(m): 10:55pm On Jul 01, 2020
If you ask me... na who I go ask?
Na Me wan help you fight your battle abbi?
Romance / Re: How Can I Politely Tell My Girlfriend That Are Pussy Stinks During Doggy. by Deluxe16(m): 10:53pm On Jul 01, 2020
Ariza:
Use facemask whenever you are about to go doggy.

What drink do you like sir?
You deserve a table full.
you wan kill me with laughter. I'm rendered catatonic already.

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Romance / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did While Making Love ? by Deluxe16(m): 12:30pm On Jun 21, 2020
paste007:
How do you have sex without condom, your not afraid she'll get pregnant?

I have a fucking good pull out game.

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Romance / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did While Making Love ? by Deluxe16(m): 10:42pm On Jun 20, 2020
After pre-intimacy, I wanted to thrust in... that's when she said I should use condom, I've never used one before couldn't phantom it. I had some in the room, to my greatest surprise I thought it was easy to wear because it was my first time. I used more than 5 minutes trying to make it fit in and slide it up. My rooster was getting flaccid the more time I took, she had to be touching it to keep it erect. when I wanted to dive in after messing up She received a call from her Course rep saying they had an impromptu test...
It wasn't funny at all... can't tell any of my gees this. Na big fuckup

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Romance / Removed By Deluxe16 by Deluxe16(m): 10:27pm On Jun 14, 2020
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Romance / Re: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by Deluxe16(m): 11:35am On Jun 14, 2020
I had called my guy to call the babe, I wasn't bold to even look at her face then, it was after school hours.... everyone had gone home.. Just as I saw her physique my heart began to race. She came to meet me in my class, she sat down... my friends were outside at the window hoping their guy would use the opportunity well. The only thing I remembered saying was Hi, Hi Hi. The girl still waited for some minutes I was just staring at her with no words coming out of my mouth. She stood up, Off the fan and the bulbs and shut the door and went. Come see laugh from the window, she ridiculed me that day. My friends started calling me I, II, iii, iv for like eternity...

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