₦airaland Forum

Ada Nri1: If this were a battle that will benefit the general population then I'd take sides. But it's obvious they are all selfish. Atiku is a thief, Tukur & sons ; thieves. They can tear themselves apart for all I care.

Wat of GEJ? Angel?

oshyno: And all these just to unseat GEJ.Funny enough non of these canvassing regime change has accused GEj of non performance.

Moo-moo! Did u read d article wit ur anus?

Dem-all-crazy:
Odizzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeee!

enjoy d sidelines dey gor jawe

dis Odizee, na only girls he dey follow oo!

Odizzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeee!

enjoy d sidelines dey gor jawe

E-FYT! E-FYT!! E-FYT!!!



TONIGHT!


I-am-Lamar vs Chaarly

Time? anytime soonest!

heheheee make unu bring unu gate fee kome ooo, I nah fit shout

Kidnap tinz

sylvalord: chai eye dey turn me oooooooooo
i wan tell una somethingo down smallstill dey gochai.. d news important oooo.
chai.. i don 4get am ooo
oya ah don remember
go down jawe nah no go tell una again ooooo
chai.. una lyk amebo oooooooo ehn.. who dey yarb me thr
oya. ah don vex ah no dey tell una again
beg me first

akpan aniefiok: hello

, Mehlena(f),
badbull92(m), Eng. Tino(m), Ghyft
(f), drake49, Mastino(m), ditrix
(m), Dannyxy(m), Yesse(m),
Beezally(f), Maxwell96(m),
jazinogold(m), Riley_Freeman(m),
Fairfax(f), p2flexx(m),
Profemmy001(m), Monsieursuave Blexysexy(f)
i want us to have a way of identifying our fellow nairalanders duiring clearance ,so wat do u guys suggest we do?my own suggestion is we should print a cloth with nairaland on it,it just a suggestion

End Time Tinz

OP dis one iz better jawe, tis more aktion packed!

dyvaoflife: [color=#990000][/color]

why do I af a feelin dat dis iz a nairalander!

Ha-Ha-Ha ee nah gor funny @ all

gyals goin cwazy...











Team E.T.T

Symphony007: Joseph mbu now moves around port harcourt in a longer motorcade than his excellency, the elected governor of the state. And he is futher diminishing it. It's time for ameachi to expell the nigerian police from his security detail and residence. Higher foreign private security agencies who decades better than the nigerian police and sss...let me see what the animal, mbu and the IG will say.

good suggestion

Profemmy001: Lol...I finished SS3 at age 15...nd my o'levels are more than complete!



Jeez...U're inspiring me 2 wanna go wipe out Mr dibu ojerinde's lineage

nah blame joor, click d link below n see why I wrote like dat.

https://www.nairaland.com/1163976/newly-admitted-uniben-students-2013/723#17918353





and Sylvabird lashed out angwily


https://www.nairaland.com/1163976/newly-admitted-uniben-students-2013/725#17920212

MrRomantic1: Dun mock ma course mate oooo
b warned!

no naa!

Profemmy001: Good morning every1...juz checked d site........Dem dy try my faith...quite moody. I wanna ask, can my being 16 affect my admission chances despite my high score?

naaaaah!
so long as ur o-level paperz are komplete






buh shey u dan finis ss3 oo? and not say u still dey ss1 or Jss2 oo ?

Adex098: Yes o..I wrote congrats pokemon...na so anti-spam ban me o...
As I check my profile, see wetin I see



Adex097just dey chop ban like food.

hehehee
u dan join E.T.T team sef?
na me dey in charge oo! I efen get topik on am sef

Adex098: Yes o..I wrote congrats pokemon...na so anti-spam ban me o...
As I check my profile, see wetin I see



Adex097just dey chop ban like food.

unu nah see now?
7:19AM nefa knack wey dat mickey mouse come dey attack me dis early mornin

oliseh.com:
Lmao,i frown face,squeez mouth.

na so jawe buh remember say if u skuuuu-eeeeze face enter skool, na so u gor still skuuuuu-eeeeeze face komot oo!

be a shearfull giver ooo

Adex na ur post dem hide?

After a brief lull, the row between Governor Rotimi Amaechi and state police chief Mbu Joseph Mbu resurface yesterday.

Amaechi’s escort commander has been withdrawn by the police, Commissioner for Information Ibim Semenitari claimed last night.

Police Commissioner Mbu reportedly made a request, which was not in the purview of the police officer following which he was removed from his position, Mrs. Semenitari said.

The report could not be confirmed last night as Mbu did not pick his calls.

The police authority earlier in the week declared Amaechi’s Aide-de-camp a deserter for failing to report to the Inspector General of Police as requested. But the state government said the ADC was on medical leave.

The governor’s security is threatened, the Rivers State government said in the statement, which said:

“The redeployment, according to CP Mbu, was because the Escort Commander had refused his directive to “Furnish (the CP) with prior information of the movement of the governor. The Escort Commander is not in charge of the governor’s protocol and cannot have prior knowledge of the governor’s movement, especially in the prevailing circumstances regarding security in the State.

“After redeploying the Escort Commander, CP Mbu also requested the Camp Commandant of Government House, Port Harcourt, to give him prior briefing of the governor’s daily movement – a request which in practice would be difficult to comply with, unless the Camp Commandant gets prior knowledge of the Governor’s movement.

“The Government of Rivers State is most uncomfortable with these developments and their implications for the security of Governor Amaechi. This is more so, as the developments are coming on the heels of the Rivers State Police Command’s declaration of Governor Amaechi’s ADC (which is receiving medical attention) as a deserter.

“This sudden interest of CP Mbu regarding the daily movement of Governor Amaechi cannot be borne out of love. If his intentions were noble and above board, CP Mbu has Governor Amaechi’s telephone number and could have reached him directly to make the request of prior briefing of his movements. Alternatively, he could have written officially to the Secretary to State Government to make the same request.

“This would be the first time, since Governor Amaechi assumed office in 2007, that a Police Commissioner would be requesting prior information of his movement. This was not the case even in the heyday of militancy in Rivers State. As far as we know, this is an exception rather than the rule.

“The fact that CP Mbu waited for the Governor to travel out of Port Harcourt to issue the invitation to policemen attached to Government House is curious and indicative of ulterior motives. His sudden interest in the Governor’s movement is suggestive of a more sinister motive.

“ CP Mbu has not hidden the fact that he holds Governor Amaechi in disdain and would stop at nothing to either harm him or aid those planning to harm him. After all, in May 2013, he allowed ex-militants to barricade the gate into the Government House after parading major streets of Port Harcourt.

“He has even acknowledged before the media that he found nothing wrong in fraternizing with militants.

“We suspect that the request for daily prior briefing on the Governor’s movement may be to furnish strange persons with necessary details of his movement, thereby placing him in harms’ way.

“ At different times, CP Mbu has compromised Governor Amaechi’s security and safety, and even personally led an attack on Government House, Port Harcourt on July 10, 2013. As Commissioner of Police, CP Mbu, refuses to brief the Governor, who is the Chief Security Officer of the state, on the state of security in Rivers State.

“We, therefore, wish to alert Nigerians and the rest of the world that CP Mbu should be held responsible should anything evil happen to the Governor of Rivers State, Rt. Hon. Chibuike Amaechi, any principal officer or top government functionary in Rivers State. We believe that his current actions are sufficient warning to us “as a tree that cries out cannot kill anyone on its path”.

Chai! Dis one wey fowl jez perch outside my window dey crow since 2:45AM reash now so, d fowl mind pure so?
















I refuse 2 tink funny oo!

Riley_Freeman: lol...goodnight Sir


and the kine words wey Metaphycist take dey yarn the story ehn...e con dey make the experience dey make my bone fresh



but seriously, I've said it before...I no sabi all this kine gra gra things..like when I'm sent to buy fuel , the moment I see crowd at the filling Station...jeez! I dont need a prophet to tell me I should go back home.

Same applies to Clearance, once I see wetin I no like..."to your tent O' freeman" 9 go end am..cuz all dez kine agbero things..I no sabi dem at all ..not one bit

U gor suffa 4 clearance day be dat, mark my word

oliseh.com:
me dey maingate dat day.d queue long reach ubth.i jst tanda under one tree with my lacasera and plantain chips dey luk dem.

No short black dude walk upto u say, "hi, my name iz John buh call me J 4 short, wat's urs?" abi u jez skueez face tru out?

Hehehee

oliseh.com:
Sylvalord,Filesupdator,monsioursuave.. Thanks 4 ur reply,i'm so grateful.
*sylvalord i owe u #10 bubble gum*lol
Sighs *sweet relief*

Gyals 2 dey fear? *smh*

Jez like my 1st





















& like my 2nd





















Also like my 3rd



































Plus my 4th ( My 4th?, *counts fingaz* )






















And also my..... nah need 2 kip listin jawe, all of dem sabi fear

oliseh.com:
*sad mood*
sum1 should tell me i wld be cleared

Wat af happin egain?

Kolade9: yes ya head dey abbatoir

come down make we yan


































































still dey come















































*points down* ee remain small





















































































































































































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Kongwats bwo! na our 2 head dey dia ni

Kolade9: *rushes in*





em.......some1 came to call me dah ma name is being mentioned



oh! Sokoto na you
hava la

ha-ha-ha!
my head is dia joor

Mehlena: lol WASIU ko KABIRU ni... Be grateful bro thr is a reason 4 err'tin buh lyk u said lets wait 4 KOFA

nah blame me jawe! af written enuf exams in my lifetime ni
nattin I nefa see b4

FilesUpdator: guy, na physics them give you? Me na elect-elect o.

na Fisics oo!