₦airaland Forum

mrborntodoit:
Innocent Citizens are dying , bokoharam is bombing whilst Buhari is busy swearing in people that helped him ruin Gej's govt !

It takes the gworo chewing ,fura de nunu drunkard of a president at least 48hours to condemn an attack on his citizens !!

Life has no value in Nigeria under his royal daftness , Bubu 1 of Daura

Seun, dis yagah iz breakin rule numba 2

amzee:
OLORIBURUKU NI GBOGBO FAMILY E.
BASTARD SON OF A USELESS FATHER.

Seun, dis yagah iz breakin rule 2 Mek una give am like 11 months ban mek him geh small sense

drss2:
buari should have just continued with his cattle rearing, by now he would have been enjoying fresh fura danono in daura.
governance is becoming too much for buari dullard. how can he present national budget without going through it with so many errors no wonder he got F9 in economics. dat man hates reading.

PAINMENT 101

RaphaeloBurgess:
DAAR Communications at the State House? What about their Hate Speech

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PassingShot:

I don laugh taya for hia oooo.
Chai, na where these people dey when God dey share shame?

RaphaeloBurgess:
DAAR Communications at the State House? What about their Hate Speech

such iz life my brodas, such iz life

Thank u Mr. Dokpesi, we all luv u (no homo) but EFCC luvs u better.

Sai Baba!
I jez need "10 Likes" 4 Sai Baba

gmacnoms:
It is well

Meanwhile, I have BSC with 6 MONTHS EXPERIENCE as a bvn officer. Anyone with news or info on VACANCY around DELTA, kindly quote me. I can as well do jobs in LAGOS if der's ACCOMODATION.

I'm also a SAXOPHONIST, incase your church needs paid services of one

Ole!
ya own hustle nah 360 front and back.
u sabi fry red garri?
My mum needs a hard workin competent garri fryer, been a garri crew iz an added advantage

spasharizona:
Buhari Onye ara

Seun, Lalasticlala mek una come oo!
A mofo wailer don break rule 2, insultin his fada & honourable CHANGi memberz

omenka:
Why dafuq was Lagarde ogling at Baba that way in the first pic??

Let her not even THINK about IT oo!!

Baba must be very careful with her oo!! Now I'm beginning to be suspicious of her actual reason for visiting.

Aisha must see this!!

Yes oo!
Baba must not miss step

Btw, do u knw dat our friend michaelsokoto was handed a fuuuull 9 months ban, jez because he got carried away kick-buttin a wailer on NL hia, my broda noh be small thing oo

abrahym:
It's better for visafone cos I don't think people still use CDMA network in this country though my dad still use one lol

i do

amzee:
Picture of a Fulani boy after his
graduation. He is the first ever
graduate from his Village.

Cc Lalasticlala,Finestboi,Olawalebabs

oloriburuku somebody

ticker:
this man keeps winning my affection everyday. I will name my first son goodluck cos the name is very powerful and better than the name buhari, who is a tyrant

Nah ole ogbologbo u wan born so.

OgbeifunErom:
#FireonBuhari

Baba Fire on with the war on corruption

75% of Nigerians are FULLY behind you

We trust you and appreciate your commitment to defeat the menace of IPOB related corruption

We know that noise from IPOB youths is music to your ears because it furthers your determination

We can assure you that we will continue to frustrate all efforts of IPOB youths and their associates

Nna my flend, hw can u say it's 75% wen it's 95% ?
It's 5% ipads, ipods, wailerz & d rest of dem thieves against Sai Baba
Kai Baba Buhari, mek I deh pire deh gor walahi

*yawns*

End Time Sickness!

Bunch of jokers & iranus who call demselves wailerz
Anyways, it's good 2 kip deceivin yaselves!

Odeku:
Can you be specific on who we need to be careful about? please provide some insight to your topic. thanks

Jonathan & PDP

I lie?

kinesis:
will that album ever surface?

Ee go show!

I trust Airforce1
I don already place order for 10 copies of d album sef, 4 inside my dream

Airforce1:

My friend what are u doin hia?
Aah yu not supposed to be cookin ya album?
Oya fly enter studio!

Digriz:
Am sure u are a Buhari supporter, keep dreaming. He's never the Messiah u are waiting for including GEJ.
Future may be next ten or eight years,mentioning it doesn't mean 100yrs bcus I can see that u finds it hard comprehending english language.

Nna biko teash me engrish oo!
Teasher Chibwike

Digriz:
Empty promises, all of them are the same. We need a leader who will emulate Lee Kuan
Yew,the Singapore's past leader that died few days ago,a hero who transformed singapore from third world country to an industrialised nation and one of the Asian tigers.
I don't see that in any of the contestants, bt surely, God wl provide that person for us in future.

After ur death ba?

Pray 4 urself to see good things while alive & not curse urself to always be seein bad tinz

Sai Buhari!

NB: Both d poster above & below me are still livin in d pre-historic time of nonchalant attitudes buh may they receive deliverance b4 March 28th!

before noon on February 14, 2015, the
President addressed the world press. It was
well-attended with journalists from countries
like Haiti, the Comoro Islands, Uzbekistan,
Vanuatu, Belize, Papua New Guinea and Iceland.

How I ended up at Aso Rock is a gist for another
day. For now, however, may I just tell you that I
was an invited guest -- waiting in the north-by-
northwest corner of the refurbished media
room when the press conference was taking
place.
I listened to the President as he made
promises. For instance, he promised to end
corruption in the oil sector by 2019. He
promised to create 25 new federating states
and build 15 new universities. He promised to
build new prisons for petty criminals.
He also promised to invent new technologies to
eradicate stealing and abuse of power.
Furthermore, he promised to build Atlantis
before the end of 2015.
Two of the most notable promises he made was
to (a) end the ruthlessness of the Fulani
herdsmen; and (b) to capture the Boko Haram
leader, Abubakar Shekau, before the March 28
2015 election.
“That trouble-maker,” the President assured,
“would be captured, and his ragtag soldiers
decimated before the election.”
The President spoke with passion. He spoke
with confidence. He pounded the table and his
chest as he made those promises.
He’s had it! He’s mad as hell! What went undone
in six years, he doubly assured, would be
accomplished in the next four.
Praise the Lord… Hallelujah?? Hallelujah!!!
Amen?? Amen!!!! Eyin oluwa logo! Ogo ni fun
Eledumare!!!!!!!!!
The President then told his audience and the
listening public that he was tired of being
disrespected by a public who knew nothing
about governance. He said he was tired of not
being loved by the Nigerian media. Pounding
the table harder, he said he was shocked to
know that no one feared him.
Rhetorically, he wondered aloud: “Why is it that
that no one love, fears, or respect me in spite of
all the good and great things I have done for
this country?”
Turning to his Chief of Staff, he asserted: “We
have 100% steady power supply; in just five
years, I created 10,000,000 jobs; we sent dogs
to the moon and men to Mars; we mapped the
Indian and Atlantic Oceans; arrested Osama bin
Laden; and increased Nigeria’s population by
75%. And I have been declaring my assets
every year since 1999. The EFCC no get wahala
with my wives.”
Some of the Oyinbo people in attendance were
dumfounded, flabbergasted, by the president’s
remarks. They wondered: “What’s the source of
these assertions and promises and newfound
confidence and bravado?” Others simply
laughed and walked away.
But not the Africans. Oh no, not the Africans!
The Africans, thirty-six in all, exchanged glances
and asked: “Na wetin him dey smoke, drink or
sniff?
Later in the day, the president tried out his
newly minted Commander-in-Chief Uniform. He
looked sharp, very sharp!
This President means business. No more joking
around. No more stammering and stuttering.
No more ojoro, no more wayowayo. He found
his cojones, really big and mighty cojones. Or
perhaps, he simply borrowed them. There are
some Nigerians who can’t tell the difference
between real and fake cojones.
In any case, Shekau has been freely roaming
the Sambisa and other woodlands for more
than five years without fear. Without fear or
hesitation he’s been attending meetings in
Burkina Faso, Mauritania, Chad, Niger and
Cameroon. Once, he was spotted in Timbuktu.
At another time, he was spotted at Mount
Kilimanjaro.
All of a sudden, the President is threatening him
with arrest and prosecution? Chai, thank god for
those cojones.
Within minutes of the President’s threat,
Mallam Abubakar Shekau sent a reply through
the Chadian Intelligence Unit: “YO JONA, CATCH
ME IF YOU CAN.”
The President could not believe the speed with
which Mallam Shekau responded. After all, the
Mallam was hundreds of miles in the Sambisa
forest – nowhere near Aso Rock. Abi?
Within minutes of the President expressing his
shock, another message came by way of the
NSA: “Nnamdi, no fear…I dey Abuja where I
sometimes enjoy Isi Ewu…finger licking spicy
goat head”
“Mallam Abubakar Shekau is in Abuja…Really?”
“Na lie…who born monkey?” the NSA assured
him.
Even so, the President was not going to take
chances. He summoned the Service Chiefs. And
within an hour the Army, the Police and the SSS
effected a quick closedown of Abuja while the
President was whisked away to Yenagoa. He
was accompanied by 36 prayer warriors.
According to reliable sources, “This quick dash
to the village accounted for why he did not
address the nation as to why the election was
cancelled.”
“The fear of Shekau,” I was told “is the
beginning of wisdom.” The only thing they fear
more, I was told “is ending up in Kirikiri”
While in Yenagoa, Shekau invited the President
for a “meaningful dialogue on the way
forward…on how to build and rebuild this
country of ours.”
The President was shocked that Shekau spoke
English.
Shekau then promised the president that, as a
Mallam and a true Muslim, he had no reason to
lie to the president. He promised to be honest.
He promised to tell the truth. He promised to
adhere to international standards and
conventions. And he promised to “do no harm.”
He told the president that he had no ulterior
motives and promised to attend the meeting
alone -- and suggested that the president come
alone.
The President, not directing his question at
anyone in particular, sheepishly asked: “Him
think say na today them born me?”
He downed a glass of something. Then another.
And another. And of course there were traces of
smoke and whiff of this and that and that and
this in the air.
This time he looked at the first of his five wives
and whispered: “The man of God, Shekau,
invited me for a meeting…Make I go?”
Looking stern and with voiced raised, she said
he could but only if 10,000 soldiers and security
personnel joined his 2000-men security detail.
When he called his Chief Security Officer to
forward the request to the NSA, he was asked:
“Oga, have you secured Mama’s permission?”
As of press time, we still don’t know if the
president would honor Abubakar Shekau’s
invite and make the trip to Sambisa Forest. Stay
tuned!
Oh, would there be an election on March 28,
2015? Abi na katakata go burst before and
after?
And where in the world is Abubakar Shekau?

Sabidde@yahoo.com


www.saharareporters.com/2015/03/24/abubakar-shekau-invites-president-peace-summit-sabella-ogbobode-abidde.com

They took Barcanista, now is Sokoto Michael's turn

PDP wat do u ppl want from us?

geedeex2:
Guys won't comment,Chelsea just lost out even me na with pain I dey type. Anyway it's very reasonable to follow the part of peace. kudos to Edo state government.

Heeheehee

If I say, "ThiaGOOOOAL"

U go say wetin?