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PoliticsA Nairalander Calls Sen. Saraki's Number, See The Epic Response He Got. by Demallcrazy(op): 4:05pm On Apr 17, 2016
Me - Good day sir, how are u & ya family sir?

Sen. Saraki - good day to u 2. Who are u & how can I help u?

Me - sir am a concerned citizen & wouldn't mind if I can get a direct answer 4rm u.

Sen. Saraki - what is it? U want to ask a question or u are lookin 4 money? angry

Me - ah sir, ee never reach like dat nah, nah kweshion ah jez wan ask oo! grin

Sen. Saraki - huh
What's d question? angry

Me - sir nah when u gor retire 4rm ya senate president seat? because ee be like say...
Phone hangs up

Me - undecided na wa oo!

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Tv Presenter/interviewer For Uk Company - Must Be Christian - 28k Per Month by Demallcrazy(m): 10:47am On Apr 17, 2016
28k chinese yuan or naija naira?
abi na zimbabwean dollars? huh
PoliticsRe: BUDGET IMPASSE: Buhari Returns From China, To Deal With Saboteurs by Demallcrazy(m): 8:37am On Apr 17, 2016
dearsly:
Since he became presidiot, who has he dealt with so farhuh.....

Abeg make we hear word!...The economy is in shambles and u guys wanna divert our attention once again!!!

Dullard Dullahdino
who's dealin wit Our Dilector? huh

Mr. ATM Dasuki?
where's Tompolo?


ok wharrabout d white bearded nurse dat ate his words instead of a nice sumptious Chicken Republic meal? grin
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Ojukwu As A Boy With His Father In 1937 by Demallcrazy(m): 6:34pm On Apr 16, 2016
Dharniel:
notice the centre of gravity of his head is hollow in shape. him Papa don knock him head taya, knowing fully well he'll be a nuisance to the society...
cheesy
PoliticsRe: Governor Fayose's Photoshopped Business Meeting With Chiness Investors by Demallcrazy(m): 1:05am On Apr 16, 2016
FayoShit... undecided


angry

CrimeRe: Lover Plans To Use Girl, 17, For Money Ritual by Demallcrazy(m): 12:51am On Apr 16, 2016
odinese:
[size=15pt]"olodo area in Ibadan" What else do u expect?... Ibadan,osun,ogun,ondo and rest of those certain tr*be pple place na so so olodo full am...


Yolumba and rituals be like moimoi and agidi [/size]
Atagbogbo ni eleyin! huh
Ofe bolekaja, issorite! grin

RomanceRe: My Erected Pennis(graphic Pics) by Demallcrazy(m): 11:21pm On Apr 15, 2016
undecided

RomanceRe: Drama As Guy Received Multiple Slaps From A Girl At OAU by Demallcrazy(m): 7:43pm On Apr 15, 2016
ifeomaekol:
She for use any heavy textbook or torchlight smash him skull, so dt nxt time he ll couple himself. Pervert, naso dem dey start, next he ll claim its d devil dt pushed him.
why so much hate in ya blood my dear sista? huh

relax, don't take everythin too serious in dis life cool
RomanceRe: Drama As Guy Received Multiple Slaps From A Girl At OAU by Demallcrazy(m): 6:49pm On Apr 15, 2016
falconey:
that was unprofessional of him, you were caught ..........run!!!!!!.


it was late,dark and most students were asleep to chase you for whatever crime you committed.


I remember my teen years, as a young pervert every young girl was my prey. there was this neighbor girl, her boobs was to die for , she was young,pretty and those boobs stood straight like the coat of arms.

we were in her parent's room alone gisting suddenly I attacked one of her boobs and man handled it vehemently to my satisfaction and faced the offense by her like a HERO as she retaliated by giving me severe nail cuts on my neck, the pain was too much to bear I had to run for my life.

we reconciled later on ,I offered her 20 box.
correct guy!
i believe d boob smooshin was damn succulent & worth it? grin






THANDAAAA faya any maga wey gor call me pervert! angry
PoliticsRe: Ilorin-jebba Road Under Serious Construction (pictures) by Demallcrazy(m): 5:35pm On Apr 15, 2016
anonimi:
Na so I bin dey wonder where did they get the budget and money for such a project.
Thankfully we had a former president who knew what to do and did it, not these ones who only know how to BLAME others for their gross INCOMPETENCE.




www.nairaland.com/attachments/3386584_img20160209151617_jpeged2361e0101fcbb510a35c3f0f40701e



www.nairaland.com/attachments/3420913_head1_jpeg228715075b5beb1ff535a37cebe931c5
ur comment reeks of ineptitude.
go play somewhere else.
EducationRe: Mighty Snake Taminated In Students Hostel (photo) by Demallcrazy(m): 4:38pm On Apr 15, 2016
FTC! cool
PoliticsRe: 2019: PDP Zones President To North, VP Goes To South East by Demallcrazy(m): 12:45pm On Apr 15, 2016
dis is d true meanin of "Dead On Arrival" cheesy
FamilyRe: Contact professional rat killers here... by Demallcrazy(m): 3:15am On Apr 15, 2016
semochendo1:
We've cut the price to N5,000 oo, I hope you can call now?? Ahahahah
u try small & God knw say i dey greatful & not greedy, buh u fit still help me divide dat 5k into 10 places, remove 400 inside then divide d remainder by 2. hw much ee come be? huh
EducationRe: FUTA Student Who Was Reported Missing Found. See What Happened. Photos by Demallcrazy(m): 3:09am On Apr 15, 2016
slysteel:
Yoruba people and ritual killings, is It laziness or what that is causing this rubbish, how come yoruba people dont belive they can succeed in life without involving in ritual killings?
tani eleyin? angry

don't go fight d winch 4rm ya village dats makin u to think okpata!

do u knw if it was shukwudi & brodas dat carried out d act?
mtchew!
EducationRe: FUTA Student Who Was Reported Missing Found. See What Happened. Photos by Demallcrazy(m): 3:04am On Apr 15, 2016
Iefosa:
Super story. Madam how did it go na? Shey jt finish work
Exactly!
u squeeze d yan comot 4 my mouf! grin
EducationRe: FUTA Student Who Was Reported Missing Found. See What Happened. Photos by Demallcrazy(m): 3:02am On Apr 15, 2016
Beremx:
....and some nairalanders have already concluded she was with her boyfriend.

nairaland members with their bad mouth eh?!! Thank God she's back safely.
Madam, she go her bf house & not dis junk story am readin, EOD! angry



grin
PoliticsRe: Loan: Fayose Writes Chinese Government Not To Give Loan To Nigeria by Demallcrazy(m): 4:09pm On Apr 14, 2016
hmuhammad:
you are truly a bush boy, you think yorubas will choose fayose over Osinbajo? You also think North will choose sheriff over PMB?
No northern candidate can stand PMB in north and Nigeria, PMB shall govern Nigeria till 2023. If you are not comfortable with it, just relocate to Djibouti
Kai!
lai la illah lahu! shocked
ogbeni, u're mouthed, walahi
i need to come learn yabis 4rm ya hand grin

Djibouti? grin
CrimeRe: Man's Phone Snatched Infront Of A Bank In Gbagada by Demallcrazy(m): 3:55pm On Apr 14, 2016
vivalavida:
that thief might be reading this post now with that stolen phone.

chai!!!!
& could possibly be one of dem wailers undecided
PoliticsRe: Saraki's Coup Exposed! by Demallcrazy(m): 2:22pm On Apr 14, 2016
#SarakiMustEnterKirikiri cool

PoliticsRe: Fire On The Mountain!!! Ex-niger Militants Issue Final Warning To Buhari (READ) by Demallcrazy(m): 2:41am On Apr 14, 2016
onyipetersblog:
Former Niger Delta militants in Imo state have urged the federal and the state governments to honour the amnesty agreement reached in 2011 or face the bombardment of oil company facilities.
The former militants who are part of the third batch of the ex-militants in Imo state have accused the federal government and the Okorocha-led administration of refusal to document and train them on the amnesty programme as they did to other former militants, The Sun reports.
The agitators in a statement signed by the commander-general of Niger-Delta ex-militants, Uzoma Bobby Chukwuka urged the authorities responsible for the amnesty programme to document and....

http://www.onyipeters.com/fire-mountain-ex-niger-militants-issue-final-warning-buhari-must-read/#more-16500
iPOD claimin niger delta ex militant keh?
dis ppl dey always funny me die, walahi smiley
PoliticsRe: The Worst Will Happen If Saraki Is Removed — Baraje by Demallcrazy(m): 7:44pm On Apr 13, 2016
drss1:
he was good to be a senator but not good to be a senate president abihuh if saraki goes down, APC will go down! i don talk my oen.
chief confusionist!
welldone oo!
PoliticsRe: #SarakiCCT: Zakari Mohammed Responsible For Blackout During Saraki's CCT Trial by Demallcrazy(m): 7:20pm On Apr 13, 2016
post=44669453:
Rep Zakari Mohammed from Kwara exposed as the person behind blackout at the CCT during Bukola Ssaraki's trial....


https://mobile.twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/720267773570457601
shey him nah NEPA staff ni? grin
PetsRe: DAVE GOT IT RIGHT!!! by Demallcrazy(m): 1:57pm On Apr 13, 2016
Chai!
Dis OP nor sabi hustle FP. undecided



OP, zoom d thing big & type, "Long big snake found in my balcony"

Or

"Big snake I found at my balcony suddenly turns to small long snake as it sights me". grin

PetsRe: Scary Photos: Snake With Two Heads Found In USA by Demallcrazy(m): 3:57pm On Apr 12, 2016
only some ppl will understand d undertone to dis space bookment.
nuff said grin
FamilyRe: Contact professional rat killers here... by Demallcrazy(m): 3:55pm On Apr 12, 2016
6k to kill rats? angry




how much to kill snake & put on NL? grin
PoliticsRe: "Cameron Flew Commercial To China For £40B, 2016 PMB Flies Private Jet For $2b" by Demallcrazy(m): 7:47am On Apr 12, 2016
omenka:
Opposition according to PDP supporters. Just imagine topic abeg.

Kai, e dey pain me wella say we dey ruling party now- I miss playing opposition honestly.

The dullness is simply choking. cheesy
oya mek baba resign & mek we all go back to status quo nah grin
PhonesRe: Does It Mean No Internet Service Provision For Those With 2/3g Phones On Ntel? by Demallcrazy(m): 7:16am On Apr 12, 2016
ican2020:
That is it my dear, that is why is bad to buy phones of 75k plus
We should all learn to buy phones of less than 70k so that we can discard them easily for newer version in future
70k is too expensive sef.
d fone dey drive pesin go work?
PoliticsRe: Dauda Adamu Kahutu "Rarara" Kidnapped By Gunmen In Kano by Demallcrazy(m): 10:35pm On Apr 10, 2016
Ahmeduana:
TELL ME YOU BELIEVE THAT KOCK AND BULL STORY! THE 2.8MILLION RANSOME PAID, WAS IT PAID THE SAME NIGHT HE WAS KIDNAPED AND SET FREE? if so, DID THEY GO BACK TO MANS HOUSE TO COLLECT THE MONEY OR HE WITHDRAWL THE MONEY FROM BANK possibly he withdrawl the money with atm card that night OR the MONEY WAS ALREADY IN THE CAR? I SUSPECT ANOTHER GAME OF SWINDLING OF THE GULLIBLE AND STUPID POLITICAL ELITE OF THE NORTHER NIGERIA. THANK GOD THAT HE DIDN'T LIE THAT IS JONATHAN THAT SEND KIDNAPERS AFTER HIM.
Gej abi? grin
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Departs Nigeria For China On A Weeklong Official Visit (photos) by Demallcrazy(m): 10:25pm On Apr 10, 2016
janykute:
What else could be there except a small kettle and bbc hausa transistor radio.
werey ni bobo yi sha grin
TravelRe: Eleven Die In A Road Accident On The Benin-Ore Road (Photos) by Demallcrazy(m): 9:17pm On Apr 10, 2016
Dis is d same road dat disciple of GEJ d infectual buffonist claims he has transformed in 6 years!

Smh angry

RIP to d dead
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity- We Are Close To The Solution-kachikwu by Demallcrazy(m): 10:53am On Apr 10, 2016
udumosam23:
or better still legalize the illegal refineries if they can't look the other way?

thought they boasted that they've been studying the economy and know exactly what to do if they're voted in. Now its clear that they're just using us to do trial and error.


I sound confused, but trust me, the govt. is even more confused.
u nailed it!
PoliticsRe: Tinubus Secret Foreign Accounts Revealed! by Demallcrazy(m): 12:29am On Apr 10, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
Tinubu is a thief

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