₦airaland Forum

lofty900:
Good name is better than riches. See how he spoilt his business and that of sincere data plan resellers just because of meagre 5k. The worst part is that by now he is busy eating cowtail with udeku with his girlfriend

Wit OP's hard earned 5k ooo!

hmuhammad:
[s][/s] what is this one saying? A typical IPOB tout.

I salute ya courage 4 even havin d tendency of quotin d he-goat sef!

temitemi1:
PDP Is On The Rise Again!

Diz one don use unripe ebelebo take drink agbor garri! Chai








Wetin consyne me

krokroYansh:
H is for hunger

4 unah house abi?

"REVEALED ATLAST"!

PDP is boko haram, boko haram is PDP!


My blethlen flom acloss de Niger, unah seeyam?
Goodu-evenin uuoooo!

Abi nor be so dem take dey greet pesin 4 mornin 4 dat side?

Donariok:
its capped DAT not all DOS DAT shouts fire actually knows
were De fire is coming from.see no see tell no tell.for De
eye DAT see today may not live to c tomoro.Aro saga
onboard De ship

boo
u r too young for this

Bros I hail oo!

Dem dey pay salary if pesin join?

Arrested driver of d truck to ferry arms 4 d criminals, "Johnson Chukwuma"
I deh come mek aaah gor read d story finish...

But naturally, una nor like d guy nah?







Meanwhile, to d MOD dat banned my other moniker for 1-month...

20 wetin?

Will try it out.



Meanwhile, to d MOD dat banned my other moniker for 1-month...

La click, La pooh biafra.ud pounds sterling!

misscall247:
shame on u akiolu

specco:
Lagoon d'Oba. Old age is not synonymous with wisdom. Now hunger is your bedmate. What the Igbos saw sitting down you couldnt see standing up. Next time listen to the wisemen from the east.

freeze001:
After the reggae play the blues...Oba u don dance reggae finish on top people matter because dem wan vote who u no like abi? Now na prayer u dey find...hehehe!
You go dey bite shaki from hot stew no close eye abi? The pepper still dey enter o! Just relax jeje dey reason am. Even lagoon wey u and am get agreement no go wash am comot.

klassicview:
Buhari has thrown this man into the Lagoon.

mohaMADbuari:
Oba of lagoon, your prayer is an abomination to the lord.

Remove those juju from your neck

So dat matter still dey pain una 4 bodi like boil 4 pesin right ball ni?

Omotolu:
God's intervention my foot! God has handed off the affair of this world. When God was in-charge of this world affair, human being frustrated him. Hence, we are to choose good policy for ourselves. He gave us free-will.

mohaMADbuari:
Oba of lagoon, your prayer is an abomination to the lord.

Remove those juju from your neck

So dat matter still dey pain una 4 bodi like boil 4 pesin right ball ni?

Fresia01:
Please how do I create a topic on nairaland They shud bury him already dats if he is truely dead...

PM me mek I give u d total breakdown

slysteel:
As you small so you still no fit reason, what do u think they were holding the meeting for? go and read again you slow poke

D witch in ur village will kidnap u dis nite, since common sense iz no longer common 4 ur type, watch!

Zceesneh:
We can't do anything this one Nigeria of a thing, is just silly, we are dying in silence, pmb don't just care, he won't do anything, buh when it comes to rivers politics, he will send battalions of army just to rig election, after he will say he is fighting corruption, igbo population will reduce come 2019

I would have called u monkey but fear nor gor let me!

Where in d report was Buhari's name mentioned?
Igbo man sent mercs to extaminate a poor babalawo & u're here rantin wit ya anus.
Geh sense una nor gor gree geh small sense!
Smh!

Ahin!

praise007:
Please
What Category NABTEB fall into?

Chief Officer in charge of 'Roger' collektion & danfo antendance daily contrubushion

oyinkinola:
but, why

He's not fit to be L.G.A councillor, heck, his community Will NEVER entrust their wellbeing in his care sef!

Take dat explanation to d Bank

Never gonna happen!

Not in dis lifetime!



But he's free to only be president of biafra.ud & Ekiti lands.

sas91:
Pls I need your honest opinion on this matter , i'm a lady with an average height and weighing 70kg, my fiance always complain about my weight and I know I'm trying my best working on it. But this time around he compared me with my friend and said my friend has a better body structure than I, that i'm not more beautiful as I used to be and that if I want to be his wife then I must Slim down. And so many things I can't even mention. He finally asked if I am ready to do all he wants.
my fear is did he truly love me? what if I Slim down now and even get fatter after giving birth to a baby, wld he then hate me so much? i'm confused and scared of going on with the relationship, Pls I need advice from experienced people.

Madam u're too fat!
QED!

feldido:
We just play with sacred things... Guard against obscene gesting.
That Bible account has a lot of meaning for all Christians.

ifyan:
Though it look presentable but not everything should be use as joke expecially the bible.
Because it has lot of meaning deep down

too many endtime disciples dem on diz thread

wiseoneking:
Why and what do you want to hear from the so called economist explanation. No good, ok. Simple, govt may think they gained by this robbry act, but the poor masses and the low income earners would grow poorer. People cannot asses credits and loans due to the cost, and those that dare will end up in increasing the cost of the products they produce. Some advance countries has their as low as 4 or 5%. Buhari is the worst nightmare of this country. He sees Nigerians as his Daura cows. Shame to all they gave him their vote.

Bros, abeg u nor explain anything!
U only came to insult Sai Baba instead of doin d needful.
Shey u nah certified Wailer ni?

Rick9:
Same here oh as an ART student a Philosopher, economic mumbo jumbo sounds like Greek to me

D thing be like A-level Jamb kweshions wey Prof Dibu personally use him hand arrange abi?

On diz thread, too many professional panadol drinkerz on one single pesins headache!
Tufiaaa!




And nah d girls dem oo!
See one of dem below

BushidoBlue:
Nairaland Orubebe... Why are you wailing now?
Cry cry baby...
I repeat...
Thunder Fire ya yansh dere..

Ya own Ban gor long pass Ayatollahs bia bia own, jez wait

emmykk:
when bank loan you money they charge you 12% when returning the money....una never seechomthing

U nah learner in Alh. Lie Mohamed skool of info

dyn1800:
Economist in the house should kindly explain the Good and Bad side of this policy

SECONDED!


As a Physicist, all dis big big money economics grammar is mumbo jumbo to my scientific ears

See as mehn full diz thread to view weda na dem scores eke kpanke so!


Na dem dem!
I nor follow oo!
Me I belong to Catholic Youth Confraternity
Mama Mary, Mother of Jesus na my Mama

THANDAA FAYA D NEXT iPOD WEY GOR CHOP PREMIUM FULANI SUYA & KILISHI EGAIN!

Bura Uwarca!

TheBiafran:
i no for comment but having read some stupid questions like what of fulani beans yam and tomatoes i decided to comment.
first, fulani people are nomads. they do not farm. it is the HAUSAS that farm
secondly, do you know why we have EZEJI or EZE JI in igboland? the title ezeji simply means the yam king now that should answer the stupid fulani yam question
thirdly the tomatoes issue is nonsense because you consume made in thailand imported tin tomatoes more
before you ask about fulani beans, beans are imported from niger rep
how about rice? ha ha ha imported from thailand
now, where is the so called agriculture in the north when nigeria imports even meat from niger rep? the truth is, the north is hyped and thats it.
buying cows from obudu will make our money revolve around us, IPOB is really wise. igbo cows are costlier than the fulani bulshit ask anyone
ebonyi and enugu with cross river will sustain us via agriculture and we will import other things needed
anambra and abia plus akwaibom will lightup the country via gas and crude
we lack nothing
human capital is in excess
so for the people asking silly questions, nigeria IMPORTS almost every agricultural produce so forget the hype on the north

"Igbo cows are costlier but we will buy dem & import any other relevant things dat we need".

Sense dey wetin u talk so?

XYZ123:
What about fulani beans?

"Fulani ewa kwa?"
U wicked oo! U want to deny our brodas across d Niger access to food?