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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor Rocking A Jesus Piece Bling Bling Chain by Demdem(m): 1:05pm On Sep 28, 2014
Cultists normally wear what he is wearing.
Christianity Etc › When Christians Say "Don't Judge"!!!!!!! by Demdem(op): 1:03pm On Sep 28, 2014
Saw this online and deem it fit to share. Enjoy.

WHEN CHRISTIANS SAY "DON'T JUDGE".

When a Pastor converted 2-storey building to 6-storey without following due process and his building collapsed to kill 115 people, you'll say "Don't Judge"

When a Pastor's Jet is nabbed while trying to purchase dangerous weapons from a black market,you'll say "don't judge"

When a Pastor's wife file a divorce on the basis of Adultery of her Husband you'll say "don't judge"

When a Pastor rakes in money from poor members to build University for the children of the rich, you'll say "don't judge"

When a Pastor dies and 3 women show up at the funeral with children out of wedlock, u still must not judge

When a Pastor dies and 27 Ogboni cultist surface in the church to claim his corpse, you will say "don't judge".

When a Pastor divorces twice and another female member of his congregation claims She has had many abortions for him, you will again say "don't judge".

When a "Man of God" is banned from entering UK due to proven allegations of extortions of members abroad, you will say "don't judge".

When a Man embezzles millions and EFCC nab him and He confessed He donated some millions from the fraud to his Pastor and the Pastor said the money cannot be refunded because it has been given to "God", you then say"don't judge".

When a female member and a co-traveller with a pastor said her pastor had carnal knowledge of her in an hotel room in UK while they went for a trip, she also provided the recorded voice of the Pastor begging for sex and saying his own wife is not good sexually at home, You then say "don't judge"

When a Pastor shot his own father dead for abusing him and He smuggled his dead body to bury in a shallow grave in the nearest bush, when He was caught by the police, He led them to the grave and you will ill again say "Don't judge".

I can be judged abi ?, at least I'm not a "man of God" and I've written this about "men of God, go on and judge me!
Politics › Re: Happy Birthday Omenka! by Demdem(m): 12:41pm On Sep 28, 2014
BrosPeter: Still fo..oling yourselve as usual?

Is this the way u talk to ur papa at home?
Politics › Re: Happy Birthday Omenka! by Demdem(m): 10:07am On Sep 28, 2014
brownlords: What more can I say, retardemdem, when shall ye have sense?

Brownfool, tell that to ur murrafucker oba that does nothing year long but Ffuck his life out.
Politics › Re: Happy Birthday Omenka! by Demdem(m): 10:04am On Sep 28, 2014
omenka: Bro please let it slide. We don't wanna ruin the party. smiley

Even in the midst of a parry, cursed fools must be stoned. It makes me hard.
Happy birthday.
Politics › Re: Happy Birthday Omenka! by Demdem(m): 8:38am On Sep 28, 2014
VICTORCIZA: hbd
but you need to get your self a job

Is this not the fool that still maintain that the kidnap of chibok girls is a scam?
Ur seeds will be kidnapped and rapedd repeatedly and no one will be there to console u because they will strongly believe that it's a scam.
Politics › Re: N600m Fraud: Judge Acquits Lagos Assembly Speaker, Ikuforiji by Demdem(m): 6:14am On Sep 27, 2014
barcanista: The Prosecutoirs have the privilege of Appeal, in fact, I implore them to appeal the verdict.

Meanwhile, this is a victory for democracy. I urge Stella Oduah, Ifeanyi Ubah, FFK, Maina and co to submit themselves for prosecution grin grin

@those shouting Tinubu this or that, is it Tinubu that appoints Federal Judges? Is it not the President?

#Cluelessness of Jonathanians
Good talk.
Politics › Re: The Co*k-And-Bull Story Of The FG On Smuggled $9.3m to SA - Festus Keyamo by Demdem(m): 3:33pm On Sep 24, 2014
Youpele52: My papa be Ba.st.ard goat Yanch sucking dumbo. F my ashawo mama.
grin
Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Demdem(m): 9:57am On Sep 24, 2014
WhatsApp ok for me
Politics › Re: The Co*k-And-Bull Story Of The FG On Smuggled $9.3m to SA - Festus Keyamo by Demdem(m): 7:23am On Sep 24, 2014
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Youpele52: Fuuucking Douchebag that rely on sharia reporters for news. Dumbo your idiocy is too lame. Fagggggot get a fuuucking life believing news from that site won't get you 70virgins not in this life nor the one thereafter. Dullard you can kiss your own Fagggggot butthole and eat your poop. Nitwit believe any shiiiiit you want let my opinion don't bother your fish brain. Co.ck.su.cker continue mentioning I'll finish your assss with curses and words you've never heard of next time you'll avoid insulting people when they're venting their own opinion learn to voice your own opinion without insulting folks you dunno. Dumb dummy dullard bag of fagggot poop that's what you are with a pimple covered d.iccckkkk
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Senseless post, not worth my time. Above all......

Demdem:
Foool, only eediots like u will rely on Nduka, a pdp man paper for truthful news.
Politics › Re: The Co*k-And-Bull Story Of The FG On Smuggled $9.3m to SA - Festus Keyamo by Demdem(m): 5:08pm On Sep 23, 2014
Youpele52: So in that scumbag you call a head you believe news from sahara reporters is more credible than a daily national newspaper as ThisDay. Truthfully you're Sh.it.head congratulations on exposing your idiocy. mess.tard dumbo thinking cl.it head.

Foool, only eediots like u will rely on Nduka, a pdp man paper for truthful news.
Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Demdem(m): 10:39am On Sep 22, 2014
auhanson: Sometimes when we explain things, in a bid to quickly go away, we assume that the guy overthere could just figure it out..sorry about that my brother.. By that i meant the bridge by Eliosu junction, by your right handside, immediately after the bridge as if you are going to stadium road, pause by the filling station just by it and turn right through a narrow road. Continue along that road(not a very impressive road to drive) and take your left turn, by the left of your left turn , you will be greeted by all sort of manner of Benz ranging from coupe to sedan to suv's and cuv's awaiting attention, by now no Angel will tell you that this is the guy. He drives in a w202 Blueblack Benz . He is a young guy with pair of lenses and usually on boots, i hadly interacted with him else i would have known his name, was just turn off by the "appointment issues". Funny enough i dnt even know the name of the street, but this description will take you there right on spot.

I took a friend there and just drop him off, when a local mechanic boy interchange his battery terminals(swap positive to negative) and kickstarted his W203, wrecking all sort of havoc to the already overloaded car electricals fuses and relays and what have you. He corrected it and sorted out things well with the MB standards, he even went a step further to correct all the bypassed usually done by the local mechanics on that car and went a step further to correct the cooling system to standard but made it compliance to our local weather as well as installing compatible sets of radiator condenser and compressor to work as appropriate using factory settings.

Good, this description makes perfect sense. The filling station in question is oando.
Thank u.
Politics › Re: Nigeria's President Jonathan Leaves Wife Behind In England, Leads 100 Delegates by Demdem(m): 8:06am On Sep 22, 2014
NgeneUkwenu: Jonadaftt and madueke's corrupt love too strong sha!

Gradually but surely, shepopotamus is being sidelined.
Who wants a buffon for an handbag.
Politics › Re: Nigeria's President Jonathan Leaves Wife Behind In England, Leads 100 Delegates by Demdem(m): 8:05am On Sep 22, 2014
slimfit1: That Number is even too much intelligent People dont need that much people.

I agree completely however considering the fact that Jonaadaft is really daft, i will allow this to pass on.
Considering what the fool took to new York last year, this number isn't too bad.
Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Demdem(m): 5:33am On Sep 22, 2014
auhanson: Infact, opposite that place too under the bridge, after the filling station, there is another guy who broke out from the Benz affairs. He knows his onions well , he use to fix my friends s class and all types and manner of Benz with complete set of diagnostic tools and good sense of Benz electricals, his bills are even moderate compair to Benz affairs, but he has a serious problem of keeping to appointment. if you can tolerate that, then you are good to go with him.

Am interested in this person u are talking about however there is no bridge opposite benz affairs. The only recognisable facility there is a newly completed Mobil filling station. Do u have further accurate details about this person in question?
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Militants Have Started Surrendering by Demdem(m): 7:53pm On Sep 21, 2014
I wonder why some fools here are excited by a report from their much hated saharalies, an alleged Boko sympathizer.
Yeye dey smell. cheesy grin
Christianity Etc › Re: What Man Of God Is Pastor Chris Oyakhilome - Femi Aribisala by Demdem(m): 7:42pm On Sep 21, 2014
The writer made a lot of sense.
Call chris whatever, all I know is that he is and still remain a man and feel what all men feel.
The same way demdem feels Hot , Chris also feels Hot.
His effort to portray himself as one super man is all bunkum. Even Paul in the scripture wasn't this arrogant.
I will only caution him to thread softly. Anita is furious and nothing is as dangerous for a married man than a furious woman at home.
Again I reinstate that Chris has no business on the pulpit until the home front is tidied up.
Politics › Re: PDP Cancels Presidential Primary by Demdem(m):
This had never happened in the killer party before and even one of their strong points wherever the opposition party is being criticised.
This suggest just one thing to me. There is surely more opposition within the killer party against jonaadaft than it had ever been for any incumbent. Jonaadaft knows this and won't want to be humiliated by his party.
Will Nigerians summon the courage to humiliate the drunkard at the general elections? Time will tell.
Developments will continue to evolve
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Visits Oba Of Lagos As He Begins 2015 Campaigns (PHOTOS) by Demdem(m): 7:16am On Sep 21, 2014
KIRIJI: Why didnt jonathan visit the Eze ndibo of Lagos. I thought the ibos foolishly claim to be the owners of Lagos.

Awon were !

cheesy
U gat jokes. Abegi it's too early for this. grin
Politics › Re: OPINION: Sahara Reporters Deserves Commendation, Not Condemnation by Demdem(m): 7:38pm On Sep 20, 2014
2cato: fixed

Coward, are u scared. Jonaadaft ur god till ur early grave jorrr.
Politics › Re: OPINION: Sahara Reporters Deserves Commendation, Not Condemnation by Demdem(m): 4:18pm On Sep 20, 2014
2cato: do u know what? Whether u like it or not he is going to rule for 3 term and by then i will still wonder if you will call him daft.

Infact, jonaadaft till ur early grave. It doesn't add or subtract from demdem. He remains daft though.
Politics › Re: OPINION: Sahara Reporters Deserves Commendation, Not Condemnation by Demdem(m): 3:17pm On Sep 20, 2014
2cato: another good reason why jonathan must return to rule u

Jonaadaft is Nigerian leader however he has absolutely nothing to do with demdem's fortune. As long as more Nigerians have chosen to be foolish, he will absolutely continue to govern.
Politics › Re: Photos Of Gen. Benjamin Adekunle From The Nigerian Civil War (1967-1970) by Demdem(m): 2:02pm On Sep 20, 2014
We surely need more of black scorpion in our military today if we really want to destroy boko haram. When u think of black scorpion I think of courageous and audacious soldiers.
Biafrans were the then boko haram during his time.
Politics › Re: Photos Of Gen. Benjamin Adekunle From The Nigerian Civil War (1967-1970) by Demdem(m): 1:58pm On Sep 20, 2014
berem: the mother of the abandoned child was probably killed by him.

Smh. angry angry

If true, highly unfortunate. Late Ojukwu probably used civilians as human shields the way hamas used them against Isreal.

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