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Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Demdem(m): 5:52pm On Aug 01
Bluearrow:
Tomorrow
U mean Monday I guess
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Demdem(m): 9:47am On Aug 01
yesloaded:
Wait till September

It's quarterly not monthly
Nooooo, I receive my monthly interest gained. It's the MMF. I have my monthly records right in front of me here.
Has the rules changed that I am not aware of huh huh huh
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Demdem(m): 7:59am On Aug 01
Happy new month fellow investors.
Please is there a reason why stanbic (blunest) has not paid my mmf interest gained for the month of July?
We are already in August huh huh huh
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Demdem(m): 2:22pm On Jul 14
emmasoft:
@Demdem, I’ll start by explaining the nature of dollar funds generally, then share my recommendation.

First, it’s important to understand that dollar funds are not classified as low-risk investments; they fall under the medium-risk category.

This is because dollar funds are largely invested in Eurobonds, whose prices fluctuate based on market conditions. Bond prices are inversely related to yields, so there is a possibility of capital fluctuation. However, this risk is relatively moderate compared to equities, as dollar funds are not highly volatile.

In terms of returns, dollar funds do not accrue interest daily like MMF instead, returns are typically paid as dividends either quarterly or annually which investors can choose to receive as payouts or reinvest.

To truly benefit from a dollar fund, you should have a long-term investment perspective.

One of the major advantages of dollar funds is value preservation and hedging against local currency inflation. It allows investors to earn returns while holding funds in dollars, rather than leaving money idle in a domiciliary account with no any form of earnings.

Dollar funds are especially beneficial for individuals who earn in dollars or have future dollar-denominated expenses.

Without bias, my preference remains the Norrenberger Dollar Fund, as it currently offers one of the most competitive rates it's currently around 14%.

I hope this helps.
Thanks so much for this response. Well appreciated.
Indeed, it is a medium risk investment. Does this mean that the possibility of losing one's capital still exist?
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Demdem(m): 10:55am On Jul 14
yesloaded:
Dollar fund is not that profitable due to ROI & the investment behind it
Thanks for this however can you please kindly give more insight. It will be appreciated.

Is it then wise to convert all ones dollars to Naira and invest since ROI on naira funds seems to be more? Just asking please. Thanks.
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Demdem(m): 7:47am On Jul 14
Greetings to all. please can someone kindly shed more light for me on the Stanbic IBTC dollar fund? how is returns like? is it true that it preserves your capital? on the App, the brief description of the fund is very limited. is there anyone here that is already in it? whats the experience like? please kindly share. Thanks.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Demdem(m): 7:35am On Jul 14
qqq
Politics › Re: Nigerian Military Behaves Like Boko Haram------inspector-general Of Police Says by Demdem(m): 10:45am On Dec 01, 2023
IVORY2009:
aka demdem If I get u for port
Oponu....am still tormenting u right grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Breaking! Ijaw Militants Attack Pro Biafra Camp In Uyenghe Akwa Ibom- Pics by Demdem(m): 7:15am On Apr 30, 2023
mightyhaze:
see pain



That one nack u for your cone cheesy
Oponu what pain? U called me and I chose to indulge u. Are u ok?
Politics › Re: Breaking! Ijaw Militants Attack Pro Biafra Camp In Uyenghe Akwa Ibom- Pics by Demdem(m): 5:27pm On Apr 24, 2023
mightyhaze:
that dum can never be demdem. His mentality too low. Not that my papa mentality is much tho
Really
Politics › Re: Breaking! Ijaw Militants Attack Pro Biafra Camp In Uyenghe Akwa Ibom- Pics by Demdem(m): 5:26pm On Apr 24, 2023
MadamExcellency:
Demdem, please stop claiming who you're not. Stick with your anti-Igbo bigotry.
Are u ok?
Politics › Re: Tribal Bigotry On Nairaland Is Too Much. Stop It by Demdem(m): 10:35am On Mar 23, 2023
[quote author=searchng4love post=121936827][/quote]Fool, did u just called out Ur papa cool cool cool
Politics › Re: Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour (LP Lagos Governorship Candidate) Engagement Thread by Demdem(m): 9:27am On Jan 27, 2023
GRVLagos:
Hello everyone , please let us not resort to insults
at the core we all want a better lagos and nigeria and we can have that

In regards to end sars, a shooting did happen, and a panel set up by the government corrobarates that, the army was invited by the sitting governor, this is not hearsay, this was what a panel set up by this very government presented to the world

https://www.icirnigeria.org/lagos-endsars-panel-indicts-sanwo-olu-in-armys-intervention-at-lekki-toll-gate/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7zS9zlwXf4

The same govt also published a white paper on the panel report (the normal norm for investigative panels) all it's also out there in the open which factually faulted most of the panels recommendation. Do you think cherry picking which report you want to accept from same government is appropriate or just a political necessity?
Secondly, can you kindly assist in publishing the names, addresses, next of KIN of those it was alleged the army killed at toll gate?
Properties › Re: Prices Of Aluminum Windows In Nigeria 2021 by Demdem(m): 4:26pm On Nov 19, 2022
Afonjacrusder:
Get lost!
Please kindly share what transpired between you both. Thanks.
Politics › Re: Where Did Tinubu Get The Money To Purchase His VP-CBT Private Jet ? by Demdem(m): 10:40am On Oct 14, 2022
Jokerman:
Hope you are supporting Peter Obi this time Don't repeat your 2015 mistake
Lailai....and become an O'bingo grin grin grin u gat jokes.
Who told u I made a mistake? Continue to console yourself. grin grin
Politics › Re: Where Did Tinubu Get The Money To Purchase His VP-CBT Private Jet ? by Demdem(m): 1:10am On Oct 07, 2022
Jokerman:
Demdem.... shey iwo ni yén

Jokerfool, u called me cool
Politics › Re: Soludo’s Commissioner, Ngozi Chuma-Udeh To Job Seeker: You Are Stupid, Filthy by Demdem(m): 10:17pm On Jun 22, 2022
ibietela2:
This kid, you still dey here? hope you have taken bigger position now in APC?
well most of us have a business to run than turning Seun 1996 site into our workplace.... How is demdem and berem?
Ibifool......u are still constituting a nuisance at this stage of Ur life. U still see me terrorising u in Ur sleep?.......shame.
Travel › Re: Dirt Takes Over Port Harcourt by Demdem(m): 6:29am On May 06, 2022
christejames:
And Wike is running around like headless chicken looking for support where there is none?


His commissioner of environment is obviously on leave also since Wike embarked on his consultancy leave grin

Joke is on u.
U dont even know that Wike has not reappointed another commissioner of environment close to a year now after sacking the former for frivolous reason.
Politics › Re: UK Won't Grant Asylum To Violent Members Of Pro-Biafra Groups Like IPOB by Demdem(m):
Good riddance. What took them this long to realise these fools are nothing but pure criminals.
Politics › Re: Lekki Concession Company Limited Resumes Tolling At Ikoyi Link Bridge Today by Demdem(m): 7:55am On Apr 01, 2022
Excellent Development. About Time. Can't wait to start paying.
Politics › Re: IPOB Is Finished – Asari Dokubo Mocks Nnamdi Kanu by Demdem(m): 9:33am On Feb 08, 2022
Ojukwu ran away when it matter most with his wife and children leaving death and destruction behind
Kanu denying being the head of a miserable group he proudly championed simply because he is in a simple cell
Like Ojukwu, like Kanu...................COWARDS.
Only fools will think otherwise.
Business › Re: Parallex Bank Limited Promises Limitless Possibilities by Demdem(m): 8:46pm On Jan 17, 2022
Pastor Chris Christ embassy church bank........well-done oooo!!!!!!!
So much to talk about before our creator on judgement day
Politics › Re: Wike Critic Buhari For Signing Padded Budget But Refuse Assent To Electoral Bill by Demdem(m): 8:56am On Jan 04, 2022
Only irredeemable fools still listen to Wike. He has stopped talking sensibly a very long time ago, only politics guides his mouth. In his state since 2015, no one has access to the state budget and that's why he can wake up one morning and command a flyover anywhere he pleases. His own dictatorship is far far worse. His own legislature is known to succk his cocck constantly yet he had the guts to open his putrid mouth to accuse Buhari of what he is far guilty of. Continue to deceive Ur gullibles......

Politics › Re: Wike: Amaechi Tried To Truncate My Political Career by Demdem(m): 1:19pm On Dec 20, 2021
Jokerman:
Demdem aka dekdek grin
Jokerfool.....u see sense in what thug wike said? grin
Politics › Re: EndSARS Report: "You Celebrated Prematurely" - Lai Mohammed Mocks CNN by Demdem(m): 3:01pm On Nov 23, 2021
jaxxy:
There is no need for a white paper for anything. It will be another waste of time just like u claim the panel was a waste of time.

There is. This is not the first time for an investigative panel being set up and this won't be the last. Ask ur elders if u don't know. The law backing setting the panel up demands for white paper. Ur calling it a waste of time is ur opinion not backed by law

The governor obviously doesn’t know what he is doing. We can conclude not so? grin

Nop....he knows and what the law says. Its u that don't know and av asked u to consult ur lawyers. White papers on investigative panels did not start today. We av been having white papers from time memorial. This won't be an exception.

No be White paper report na black paper photos.

The law do not care about what u think. Law demands white paper and white paper she will get. You can continue to stick with ur unsigned report. No biggie.



grin
Politics › Re: EndSARS Report: "You Celebrated Prematurely" - Lai Mohammed Mocks CNN by Demdem(m): 2:33pm On Nov 23, 2021
jaxxy:
Nope not thesame thing. The panel had all stakeholders there. So I ask who are the white paper drafters?? grin
Go back to when report was submitted, Sanwo Olu named them immediately and gave them two weeks. stakeholders or not, the same person appointed them. above all, white paper is all what that matters and can be acted on and not a phantom useless report. grin grin
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Identifies 7 'Errors/Inconsistencies' In EndSARS Panel Report by Demdem(m): 2:28pm On Nov 23, 2021
Newton85:
It's very amusing that it's only curses and threats that Sorosoke youths and Massacre FC can offer instead of just picking holes in the rational questions Lie Muhammed has thrown at them. Typical.
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: EndSARS Report: "You Celebrated Prematurely" - Lai Mohammed Mocks CNN by Demdem(m): 2:19pm On Nov 23, 2021
jaxxy:
Haha and who are they? The white paper drafters? grin paid drafters? grin
The same govt that appointed the panelist whose poor job u are hailing is the same that appointed the white paper committee. grin grin grin which will be the only enforceable document. If u aren't happy with it, go ICC grin grin
Politics › Re: EndSARS Report: "You Celebrated Prematurely" - Lai Mohammed Mocks CNN by Demdem(m): 2:07pm On Nov 23, 2021
jaxxy:
U should be directing ur questions to the distinguished panel set up by sanwoolu which had all stakeholders present not ur beer palour gists.
grin don't worry, those drafting the white paper which is far more important than this unsigned rubbish are answering it as we speak and will do proper justice.
Politics › Re: Yorubas Please Stop Engaging Igbos. by Demdem(m): 5:45pm On Nov 21, 2021
Biafrarep:
Very typical of two-faced hypocritical people. Folks like you continue to prove that famed afonja backbiting and two-faced nature is a way of life for you people and never a myth!

Some of us have stayed long in nairaland to know the side that started throwing tribalistic slurs against the other. You afonjas started it! Go and check the period when monikers like Gbawe, aljharem, Demdem and the rest were popular in nairaland and check the ethnicity that was always made the butt of wicked jokes and defamation. But now that Igbos have retaliated and upped the game by beating you to it, you started crying fowl. Very typical of afonjas!!

Igbos are troublesome according to you, yet there is no record of Igbos fighting any other ethnic group in Nigeria since 1970! Can you tell me any other ethnic group that has such record? Now let's compare with Yorubas, since 1999, there has been the following fights recorded between "peaceful" Yorubas and other Nigerians:

Yoruba vs. Ijaws (Lagos).
Yoruba vs. Hausa (Lagos, Ibadan).
Yoruba vs. Fulani (Oyo, Osun).

Yet non between Igbos and others!!

Your frustrations is because Igbos are now beating you in the game you started only for you to start crying fowl while trying to cunningly make Igbos the scapegoat.

Two-faced hypocritical people!!!
Goon, refer me to just one post of mine that is involved in ethnic war and i will be convinced that u are not a bastard? Me.......ethnic war huh huh huh can u even swear on ur loved ones souls that i am even an "Afonja"? that we shed light constantly on the idiocy and foolishness of jona-daft do not mean we wage ethic wars. of cos u dont know the difference becos as at then, u succk jona-daft cocck as if today will not come. u dont know what u are talking about.
Politics › Re: #ENDSARS PANEL REPORT. Chimezie Stanley Nnatah. Another Grave Lie In The Report. by Demdem(m): 1:35pm On Nov 17, 2021
Tochj:
Leave the dead?
That why evil persons grow in strength
u seem not to get the memo.........we Nigerians are evil ourselves. the leaders are the reflection of the people. the police, army Lasthma etc exploiting, killing, maiming us are not from mars or venus, they are ur brothers, sisters, relations etc. the civil service that exploits us and steals from us are ur fathers, mothers and uncles etc.

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