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belamour: Who watch *** After The Storm ****

Hmm... I just remembered its soundtrack.
"Oh what next?
After the sto-orm"
#nostalgic

Pastor is still preaching but the topic is; TARRYING FOR YOUR MIRACLE.
Back to service

This method no go stop anything. Just dig hole put your expo when examiner dey come.

This one wey u dey beg for frontpage, I hope you get stamina to withstand Nairalanders bad mouths. In case u no know, some of dem no well so expect anyhow comment.
Blessed are you among women jare!

LastApostle: There is the rumour that Mynd and sexkillz were caught at a rendezvous making out.

Kslib: Global warming!!!
E get wetin dem dey call carbon(iv)oxide wey generator dey vomit when e chop fuel..
This same co2 dey comot as smoke tru d generator nyash.. E get one big wrapper wey dey seperate us from the sun.. Dat same wrapper dey filter the heat wey sun dey troway come earth so dat our enviroment no go too hot for our liking...
Now that co2 wey generator dey vomit dey travel go meet that wrapper and when dem meet,the wrapper(ozone layer) go begin tear..
If co2 don too attack the wrapper(oznoe layer) reach d stage wey be say e no fit bear am again,the wrapper go tear finish..
If e happen,then d heat wey dey come from the sun go attack us in full force and we go roast like chin chin...

Where has Jlo's a$$ gone to?

Airforce1: Who is this one?

Who is she?

bleached face old mama youngy seeking for my attention or something?

I don't know her please.. So somebody should help me tell her to shut de phuckup and stick to the small boy she picked somewhere and mae husband

Why do you go up and down insulting the physical attributes of others? Dude you know you aint no prize yourself??

joeace2020: guy you dull.. Gawd!!!

;DThou shall not use the name of the Lord in vain

maryjames9: You can't find the Nairaland E-Generals like Sincere9nigerian,Beaf,Eko Ile,Eko Atlantic in discussion like this. Please bring Gej vs Fashola thread so i can get Maffia War abeg.

You obviously missed road. Enter politics section and see them in action

E cash: Great possibilities, hope they focus on the beneficial side of the research, instead of using it as weapon.

It would definitely be used as a weapon when it is fully developed. Reminds of George Orwell's 1984

joeace2020: Doctor... Doctor help... Dis patient wants to escape

Person don escape alredy ,come even post thread, u still siddon dey shout!

Back off fatso! She has a boyfriend

Ishsoph: Cool honey. Dont worry am here to protect u from all these raging testesterone guys. Just make sure u dont wonder off my eyes, ok?

Roger that Papi.

megliz: Pls can someone relate Oneza to any work of shakespare.

MACBETH

Ishsoph: Were u not told to back out? Sets out to protect her(was my campaign team member during mr nl contest). Howdy D?

Howdy sugar! Its been a while!

austin4real: I'm suspecting dis pepperminty babe! Wat do u want to use all these milk for

Why cant you just confess that you are unable to meet her demands? Person give you free show, you dey ask question

pepperminty12: oya gimme d gifts! U pipo shuld com o, am ready!

Hope you have written your will o!

austin4real: Siempere haven't I taught u anything, gentlemen don't grab, they handle and caress tenderly.. I guess dats the kinda fin demelza wants *winks*

Dont make me gouge out your eyes!

[quote author=imsu.boi] stfu [/quote]Dude dats a lady, be civil

siempere: cos d bosoms tingy.....wait till i grabs me sum **ass**....

Whats with all the grabbing? I thought you were a gentleman

fork adict: And you will be like feza in real life.

Let me kill myself. Last time i checked, its my life. Not yours right?

LOL! This is serious

siempere: I dey craze ni...already urging her bck in....both...palms on **boobs**.....u kn hw we do!!''''

Seems this is also a lounge for ràpîst

God please o! Dont let them call off dis strike o!

siempere: Hehehehe....ain't.....possible.....no shortage....at all.......ooooh...we make milk even unconciously....

Pepperminty over to ya!

youmour: *steps in rubbing his palms like birdman* yo Holmes wats popping I brought some strippers n they said they gon fuc k for a buck,do something strange for a piece of change too,and I know a few dollars gon make em holler

Isnt it too early for this??

pepperminty12: Ure outta milk? Hw can u be outta milk U obviously dnt get it, do u? I guess anoda alpha male shuld have milk in stock 4 me! pheeeeew!!!

Badt gyal. Waiting for the alpha male that can decode dis.

nyere84: But, they no show me any pishure.

Repent Jesus loves you! Forsake all joystick love

siempere: OGA:.......No go download one naija model pic....oooh...HEHEHEHE...

LOL!! Him no fit try am if not na dere we go catch am

austin4real: Time for my Ab workout, ladies are welcomed to watch *iyaf 6pacs like iyanya ooo*, (guy's shooo)

Post pix let us see. No be by mouth

buoye1: There nairalanders am nt in d mood......I lost my mum early hours of today ll b goin for home frm schl tommrw...............R.I.P mum we lov u bt God luvs u more

Sorry for your great loss. God will surelt grant you the ability to bear it.

austin4real: Let me help u wit ur nightie madam.. *acting all gentlemanly*

Perv! We know una way